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H.P.Quiz night
Topic Started: Mar 6 2012, 05:01 PM (91 Views)
honda
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I have been leaked some of the questions and answers from a quiz night held at Leek Town clubhouse

Q1 Name the four seasons
Answer, salt pepper mustard and vinegar

Q2 How important are elections in a democratic society?
Answer, very important as sex can only happen when a man has an election.

Q3.What are steroids?
Answer, pieces of wood that keep the stair carpet in place

Q4 What is artificial insemination?
Answer, when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull

Q5 What happens when a boy reaches puberty?
Aswer, he says goodbye to boyhood and looks forward to adultery.

Q6 How can you delay milk going sour?
Answer, leave it in the cow.

Q7 What is a seizure ?
Answer an old Roman Emporor

Q8 What does the word benign mean?
Answer, Benign is what you be after you be eight,

Q9 What is a terminal illness?
Answer, It,s when you are sick at the airport.

Perhaps we ought not to laugh too much at the answers, the quiz is after all supposed to be for intelligent mortals, and they are as rare as hens teeth at H.P


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