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Topic Started: Mar 1 2012, 04:50 PM (248 Views)
honda
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This maybe too subtle for Wardy and Bucko but I,m sure someone will explain.

A couple who had been together for 10 years decided to get married they both thought it a good idea to be frank with each other in order that there would be no misunderstandings later on .
They agreed on who should be in charge of the finances, who would do the cooking,who would do the washing up, who would drive the car and how often they would go out for a meal,then came the discussion about sex, " well said the bloke how often would you like sex?" she thought for a moment and replied
" infrequently " this puzzled the guy so he pondered for a moment or two and then asked, " Infrequently how are you spelling that , one word or two?.

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craftman
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honda
Mar 1 2012, 05:50 PM
This maybe too subtle for Wardy and Bucko but I,m sure someone will explain.

A couple who had been together for 10 years decided to get married they both thought it a good idea to be frank with each other in order that there would be no misunderstandings later on .
They agreed on who should be in charge of the finances, who would do the cooking,who would do the washing up, who would drive the car and how often they would go out for a meal,then came the discussion about sex, " well said the bloke how often would you like sex?" she thought for a moment and replied
" infrequently " this puzzled the guy so he pondered for a moment or two and then asked, " Infrequently how are you spelling that , one word or two?.

Come on mate , this is one too many !
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honda
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craftman
Mar 1 2012, 06:22 PM
honda
Mar 1 2012, 05:50 PM
This maybe too subtle for Wardy and Bucko but I,m sure someone will explain.

A couple who had been together for 10 years decided to get married they both thought it a good idea to be frank with each other in order that there would be no misunderstandings later on .
They agreed on who should be in charge of the finances, who would do the cooking,who would do the washing up, who would drive the car and how often they would go out for a meal,then came the discussion about sex, " well said the bloke how often would you like sex?" she thought for a moment and replied
" infrequently " this puzzled the guy so he pondered for a moment or two and then asked, " Infrequently how are you spelling that , one word or two?.

Come on mate , this is one too many !

Craftman ,
And I thought that you would enjoy this one, at least I did not sign off with boom boom
Just trying to liven up the forum everyone has gone on strike
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reece1
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Surprised we haven't had any vale jokes,shame what's happening at vale,sign of the times,good luck to them
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