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| honda | Feb 22 2012, 04:36 PM Post #1 |
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Paddy and Mick got made redundant together so off they went to the dole office, the guy behind desk filled in the forms for Paddy and then asked Paddy what his job had been. Paddy replied "I was the man who sewed the elastic in da womens knickers and thongs" with that the dole office guy looked up in his trade guide book and found that Paddy,s job was in the unskilled section and said to Paddy "that job was unskilled so I can only give you 50euros per week" so off Paddy went. In walked Mick, again the guy filled in the forms and then asked Mick what his job had been " I was a diesel fitter at the same factory as Paddy " the guy again looked in his book and said to Mick thats a skilled job so I am allowing you 180 euros per week. When Paddy heard what Mick had been allowed he stormed back into the dole office and asked why Mick had been allowed more money that him, "because said the guy Mick is a skilled diesel fitter" " thats a load of b- - - - cks said Paddy cos when I have finished sewing i da elastic in the da knickers Mick stretches them over his head and if they are O.K. then says diesel fit er," BOOM-- BOOM |
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