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another one for your delight
Topic Started: Feb 5 2012, 02:06 PM (108 Views)
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Paddy was finding it difficult to find a pretty ladyfriend and mentioned the matter to his mate, his mate said "what you need to do is to go on holiday to Bondi beach there are hundreds of gorgeous dollies there"
Paddy booked with Travel agent and off he went, on getting there he saw that his mate was right and wasting no time put on his shorts and paraded along the beach.
After 4 hours he still had,nt pulled a bird so he asked the lifeguard for some advice.the lifeguard said "listen mate those trunks you are wearing are well past it,what you need is a pair of speedos 2 sizes too small and shove a good sized potato inside them,off went Paddy and got the speedos and potato and returned to the beach wearing the speedos complete with the potato, as he was parading up and down he noticed people laughing and some also being sick so he asked the lifeguard what the problem was , the guy looked at Paddy and said " you pillock you are meant to put the potato down the front of the speedos"

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