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| Worst Christmas cracker jokes; heres your starter for ten | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 30 2011, 08:24 AM (194 Views) | |
| honda | Dec 30 2011, 08:24 AM Post #1 |
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League 2
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Wifey to hubby " Darling I would like for my chrissie pressie (note the gentle I want something approach) a talking spider, hubby " O,K, I,ll go to the shops and buy you one" 4 hours later he returns empty handed and says " I have been to every shop in Hanley and cannot get one anywhere" ----- wait for it---wait for it Wifey " have you tried the WEB."? Sorry--sorry, I just had to start off the silly season, more contributions please, the worst one gets to sing "Happiness" over the P.A when we win. |
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| neil673 | Dec 30 2011, 11:14 AM Post #2 |
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North West Counties
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Man goes to the doc's with a sore throat, doctor asks if he's been eating anything unusual, man says just a few Christmas decorations, thought so, said the doctor you've got tinselitis! |
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| honda | Dec 30 2011, 02:21 PM Post #3 |
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League 2
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Neil, O.M.G.thats worse than mine you are most definitely favourite for the solo on the P.A. |
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| craftman | Dec 30 2011, 04:18 PM Post #4 |
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Conference National
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Did u hear about the Irish Grand Prix driver who made 100 pit stops - 5 for fuel and 95 for directions ! |
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| honda | Dec 30 2011, 04:23 PM Post #5 |
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League 2
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Heres another one A man had been away from home for a long time when he gets a letter from his grandma asking for a recent photograph, the only recent one he had got was one where he is totally nude. so he decides to cut the photo in half and accidentally posts the bottom half to his grandma,realising what he had done he began to panic then he thought she,s a bit shortsighted pehaps she wo,nt notice. The reply he got back was, thank you for the photo it is ok but for Gods sake change your hair style it makes your nose look short BOOM.BOOM |
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| honda | Dec 30 2011, 09:24 PM Post #6 |
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League 2
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Come you Grove wits whats happened too much christmas spirit? A scarecrow has just won the 2011 farmers friend award For being oustanding in his field. BOOM. BOOM |
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