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Honda; If u were a car ?
Topic Started: Dec 29 2011, 06:00 PM (370 Views)
craftman
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Now the esteemed newcomer to this site is a man called Honda !

Why he's calls himself Honda is a mystery , but if u were a car what car would u be ?

Reece - a beetle cabriolet ( soft top and been around a while )

Alan - A ford mondeo ( well organised and particular about his football loyalty )

Mrs Alan - a skoda superb ( handles well in corners like a ballroom dancer )

Phil - a vw polo ( very reliable and gets on with the job in hand )

Callum - any vauxhall ( pain in the arse )

SSTB - a Fiat arbarth ( fiery , unpredictable and goes for miles - that's what I'm told )

Dog box - any MG ( very British with poor build quality )

Mikey - any Proton ( cheap and poorly put together )

Me - can't say , but no doubt some will have their own thoughts . For the record mrs craftman says a Bugatti ( rare , quality , expensive and very fast lol ) if only !



;) ;) :lol:
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canadian lady
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Wonder what car you'd pick for me???
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canadian lady
Dec 30 2011, 01:24 AM
Wonder what car you'd pick for me???

A lexus - pure quality !
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craftman- lada, no style,poor build quality,heavy to drive,pain in the arse to handle,no one wants to be seen with -)
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reece1
Dec 30 2011, 08:43 AM
craftman- lada, no style,poor build quality,heavy to drive,pain in the arse to handle,no one wants to be seen with -)

Thanks , and I was so kind to you ! :(
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reece1
Dec 30 2011, 07:43 AM
craftman- lada, no style,poor build quality,heavy to drive,pain in the arse to handle,no one wants to be seen with -)

Reece for Craftman how about Audi?
vorsprung durch technic --- (translated is, at the front through technique) but not when standing at the Grove clubhouse bar, or alternatively, Land Rover very thirsty and rides anywhere.
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reece1
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only joking astin martin db7, nearest to a james bond lookalike , style, class and what every woman wants -)
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neil673
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prob a old Land Rover for me, sturdy, reliable and a pain in the arse first thing in the morninig
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canadian lady
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Y thank you crafman.. . Happy New Year to all at grove! 3 points will do me at HP.
:D :P
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canadian lady
Dec 30 2011, 11:53 AM
Y thank you crafman.. . Happy New Year to all at grove! 3 points will do me at HP.

I,ll settle for three points and a Shotts hatrick.
Happy new year to all at Grove
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reece1
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happy new year everyone,lets hope for 3 points at leek, 1 point will do for me
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reece1
Dec 30 2011, 05:42 PM
happy new year everyone,lets hope for 3 points at leek, 1 point will do for me

Lets hope the HP pitch can take the rain
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Car, for the delectable Abbey Clancy.
Porche convertable.
Looks good with or without top on.
Delightfully sleek bodywork with powerful headlamps.
Good trade in value.
Long legs for eating up the m,way miles.
Attracts envious looks from other jealous males.
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honda
Dec 31 2011, 01:34 PM
Car, for the delectable Abbey Clancy.
Porche convertable.
Looks good with or without top on.
Delightfully sleek bodywork with powerful headlamps.
Good trade in value.
Long legs for eating up the m,way miles.
Attracts envious looks from other jealous males.

Have u got something for miss Clancy ?
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craftman
Dec 31 2011, 01:28 PM
honda
Dec 31 2011, 01:34 PM
Car, for the delectable Abbey Clancy.
Porche convertable.
Looks good with or without top on.
Delightfully sleek bodywork with powerful headlamps.
Good trade in value.
Long legs for eating up the m,way miles.
Attracts envious looks from other jealous males.

Have u got something for miss Clancy ?

Craftman I am pleading the fifth ammendment on this one.
To answer might subject me to urine extracting on this site Reece would love the opportunity along with others. lol
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