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| Kitty | Oct 18 2004, 04:41 PM Post #101 |
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Kitty~Harry Harry made an exasperated gesture with his hands before mutterimg and running his hands through his already messy hair. Ginny sighed heavily and said, "Listen, Seamus. I know Lockhart's an idiot. Just don't beat up on him every time he screws up. It's not his fault." She noticed the look on Harry's face, "Well, not entirely. And Mr. Lockhart, the kitchen is to your right, not left." "Which one's my right?" Lockhart held up both hands. "Will you two please leave?!" said Harry forcefully. "I'm going to be in the other game room, Mr. Yellsalot," said Lockhart, "Maybe those people in that game room'll be nicer to me." He left in a huff. "Sooooorry, Harry," said Seamus, "Didn't know you needed your privacy so badly." Seamus started to leave. Harry said, "Well, tell everyone not to come into the bloody game room, then!" "Harry..." said Ginny, placing a hand on his shoulder. |
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| Sera | Oct 18 2004, 08:08 PM Post #102 |
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*giggles* too fun! I loff being a brat *pets sexually frustrated Harry* --- Sera~Seamus --- Seamus walked outside and breathed in the crisp fresh air, but the scent of chlorean minggled in the air and Seamus decided to check out the pool. He saw Neville craning his neck to see how it was while Luna and the twins headed towards what looked like a cabana. "What's going on?" asked Seamus nodding towards the three others. "Nothing's going on...we...we're just checking the place out." Neville replied. "It's getting pretty late, though, isn't it?" Seamus asked as Neville began to get shifty. Neville tried to change the subject, "So where's Lockhart, Harry and G--" "Lockharts in the bath room playing and the other two are in the real game room trying to get their freak on, or something - don't go in there, or a very sexually frustrated Harry will bite off your head. --- This RPG brings many questions like: Will Lockhart win his game of the toilet bowl turban hockey thingy? Will sexually frustrated Harry ever have sex? Will Snape ever get his huge noise out of his arse? Which character is going to die? And What the Hell is a cabana!? All of these questions will be answered....................................................................................................... .....................................................................................NOW.No.Yes.No.Allofthemeventually. A shelter on a beach or at a swimming pool used as a bathhouse. But that still doesn't mean you shouldn't read all the previous posts!!! Sera |
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| Julie | Oct 19 2004, 10:33 AM Post #103 |
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Julie - Ginny --- Harry laid his hand on Ginny's shoulder. She gave him a look. "What?" Exclaimed Harry. "What's that... look..." "Lockhart can't help himself." Said Ginny standing up. "I really wish you'd go easy on him. I mean... he's actually really sweet when you take into consideration how clueless he is." Ginny watched the doorway for a few moments. Lockhart returned again. "A third gamesroom?!" He exclaimed as he looked at it as though he'd never been there before. Ginny sighed and walked over to Lockhart and took off the toilet seat and toilet paper turban. "Come on. I'll show you where everything is." "And the meat to make my tummy happy?" "Of course. And the meat to make your tummy happy." Ginny led Lockhart away to the kitchen while Harry gaped in disbelief. |
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| Azi | Oct 19 2004, 03:50 PM Post #104 |
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"Well, that's nice of him," Luna had stopped and turned around at Seamus' comment about Harry. In an attempt to remove suspicion, she'd gone back into dreamy mode. "I don't know what you're talking about, Luna. And I don't trust Neville." "What's not to trust?" Luna asked. "Can't we explore the grounds? I've spent my whole afternoon forgetting that I needed to find a room to stay in, and when I finally get outside, you don't believe that we're just looking at the grounds." "I didn't say that, I just..." "When you're in a hole, Seamus, it's best to stop digging." Luna stated, then turned back around to look interestedly at the cabana, hoping that Seamus would leave. --- Why is Seamus in a hole? Why doesn't Seamus trust Neville? Why does Luna think Harry being sexually frustrated is nice? Am I being figurative? Where's Lockhart going? Where's everyone else? Read all the posts to find out! luv n' mushrooms, ~|azi|~ |
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Craziness! Half of Azi's signature isn't in indigo!*le gasp* The Muses are: offended that people think they're merely symptoms of my insanity. Sanity is overrated anyway. I am lonely. Send me a message? Avatar by originality on LJ 14. I got goosed from accross the courty by my wonderful ducklet sister Mellie! 15. Winnie told everybody that she would only duck once in this thread, ergo, Azi was goosed. 16. Mellie just want to make sure I had a goose because a goose a day keeps the Sues away. | |
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| Kitty | Oct 19 2004, 09:01 PM Post #105 |
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Kitty~Harry All this talk about stuff making tummies happy made Harry hungry. He got up from the couch and walked through the front hall towards the kitchen. When he got there, he noticed Ginny making Lockhart a sandwich. "No, Mr. Lockhart, I won't let you play with the knife.." said Ginny as she cut a tomato. "But it's so shiny! And pointy! Lemme play!" said Lockhart. Harry rolled his eyes and picked up an apple. Ginny finished the sandwich and put it on a plate for Lockhart. "Here you go. The dining room is through that door." Lockhart left, again through the wrong door. Harry shook his head and said, "5 galleons says that he ends up in the toilet again.." "No bet," said Ginny, "I was just trying to get rid of him." "Really?" said Harry, with a smirk. -- Why did Ginny want Lockhart to leave so badly? Will Lockhart end up in the toilet again? What's all this talk about the youth in Asia? What's going on outside? Read, will you? |
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| Sevens | Oct 20 2004, 10:45 AM Post #106 |
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Sroo ~ Fred and George *** The twins were almost to the Cabana when they heard Seamus talking behind them. They almost ignored him except they heard Neville and Luna join the conversation. So, with a sigh of minor frustration George turned around and cocked a broww before nudging his brother, "My, Fred. I do think we have a few stalkers this fine afternoon." Fred nodded in agreement and tipped a fake hat to Luna, Neville, and Seamus, "I do agree, dear brother. Might I ask why Seamus has joined the entourage? I think Luna and Neville were following us earlier." George nodded and tipped a fake hat also, "That they were. Said they were making sure we weren't placing anything harmful out for our mates in this darling little show to get into." George then placed a hand on his heart, "Though I have no idea why they'd think such a thing. We're such good boys." Fred grinned and patted George on the back, "It's ok. I'm sure they'll see soon enough that we're not the horrible people we once were. Why, we've cleaned our ways." George nodded at that and sat the suitcase right inside the entrance to the cabana, "That we are. Why, just before we left we gave Ron a lecture on how he should be ashamed of all the rules he broke while in Hogwarts." With that both Fred and George nodded and George grinned at Seamus, Luna, and Neville, "So my dear friends. Might I interest you in some completely harmless candy?" *** Exactly WHY are the twins acting so oddly? Why're they claiming innocence and offering people candy? Will Lockhart get a free show? Or did he already? o.O Read the old posts and the ones to come to find out! |
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| Sera | Oct 20 2004, 04:12 PM Post #107 |
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"Sorry," said Seamus waving his hands away from the candy, "I don't take candy from strangers and you two are being really strange!" Seamus backed away from The twins and left Luna and Neville. He wouldn't ever take candy from the twins, but he was hungry. He made his way to the kitchen and got there just as it looked like Harry and Ginny were gonna snog eachothers faces off. "Gross!" said Seamus, it wasn't a sight he wanted to see. Harry was the guy he'd have belching contests with and talk about all the girls he'd made out with (or at least said that he did) and Ginny was the cute little girl with freckles that he'd pour itching powder in her socks and she was ron's sister for christ's sake! It disturbed him, but he was still hungry. "If you don't like it than leave us alone." said Harry nashing his teeth. I took the long way to the kitchen to avoid the gameroom so that I wouldn't, but if I had recieved the newsletter as to wear you two were going to hook up next I would have gladly just gone to bed hungry!" Just then Lockhart came into the room as if he were trying to be sneeky, but it didn't seem to work because everyone was looking at him with "Now what!?" expressions. "Shucks! I was hoping you'd have left!" he looked longingly at the knife on the cutting board and held out his hands. "Mine?" Sera It looks like Harry and Ginny's chance of hooking up is the equivilant to that of a snow ball in hades! Why in the Hell does Seamus keep inturupting them? What about the Asian Youth? just read all the posts.... come on.... I'll give you a free back massage!
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| Kitty | Oct 20 2004, 04:34 PM Post #108 |
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Kitty~Harry. When Lockhart asked for the knife, Ginny put on her best Molly Weasley face and said, "Gilderoy, you've been a bad boy! Go to your room!" "I don' wanna!" whined Lockhart like a little boy. "You heard me, mister," said Ginny, "Go to your room, or you won't have dessert after dinner..." "Fine!" said a pouting Lockhart, who stomped his way up to the lilac mirror room. "Wow, Gin," said Harry, "That was both scary and incredibly hot." Seamus looked at Harry in disbelief. "Jesus, Harry! Since when have you been a giant hormone?" Harry blushed at that. Ginny giggled. Harry said, composed, "Fine, Seamus, I have been a 'giant hormone' and really, I can think of only one way to remedy that.." "Well, then do that in one of your rooms, not the bloody kitchen! People eat here!" said Seamus, "I feel sick, just when you go all googly-eyes at each other!" -- Will Seamus ever get his appetite back? Which room will Harry and Ginny attempt to defile next? What's in Fred and George's candy? Will Lockhart be a good boy and end up with dessert? Where did Snape end up? Read, will you? |
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| shadowlight | Nov 19 2004, 12:34 PM Post #109 |
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Once Seamus had left Neville sighed. "Why am I the one nobody trusts? Is it my face?" Neville asked rhetorically. "umm. Maybe you just look innocent, and people don't trust that." Luna answered. Neville jsut shook his head. "Let's go check the inside of this thing out." George said. "Yes. Let's see what we'll have to do to make this our HQ." Fred said. Neville meekely followed everyone else into the cabana. Why does noone trust Neville? Is it really because he looks innocent? Whay are the twins and Luna, and Neville teaming up enough that they would need a HQ? What is a HQ? all these Questions and more will be answered sooner or later.....and a HQ is Headquarters... Shadow |
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| Sevens | Nov 19 2004, 01:37 PM Post #110 |
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George was the first one in as he looked around it with great satisfaction. When everyone else filed in he turned to Neville and nodded, "Actually, it probably is because you look innocent." Then Fred nodded in agreement, "Yea. Some Hufflepuffs were complaining about how adorable you were in first year." After he said this both he and George started looking around the place and George pointed to a corner, Fred nodding at him in agreement. George walked over to the corner and stamped his foot down a few times before grinning in a satisfied manner, "I do think we've found a place for the potions." --- What lead to the potions? What's going to happen next? Why do they NEED potions? And what's all this about...Innocent Neville? o.O Read the previous posts and those to come to find out. And if you want, you can contribute to the story. |
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| Azi | Nov 27 2004, 10:32 AM Post #111 |
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OOC: Sevens, that's straight from my story! Except he was a second year at the point... Azi--Luna Luna shrugged. "It'll do. But we're going to have to find a way that no one will come in here." "We could set up a trap so that..." "Sparkley people might come in anyways, Fred." George interrupted his brother. "What if whe had a sort of repelling charm? Like the Muggle repelling charms they put up at the Quidditch world cup?" Luna suggested. "That would take to long to complete, and chances are it wouldn't work." "We could disollusion it..." Neville said. "Neville! That's a brilliant idea." If Luna hadn't been passionate about anything, she was now. It was obvious that she had just gained a new respect for the innocent looking boy who was her partner in crime. --- What is with Neville looking innocent? Why are Fred, George, Ginny, and Luna trying to keep people away from the place they're in? Where are they, anyways? Why are Luna and Neville partners in crime? Find out in the previous episodes. Yes, that's right! All thesse questions have already been answered. You just have to read the previous posts! Then you can join. luv n' mushrooms, ~|azi|~ |
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Craziness! Half of Azi's signature isn't in indigo!*le gasp* The Muses are: offended that people think they're merely symptoms of my insanity. Sanity is overrated anyway. I am lonely. Send me a message? Avatar by originality on LJ 14. I got goosed from accross the courty by my wonderful ducklet sister Mellie! 15. Winnie told everybody that she would only duck once in this thread, ergo, Azi was goosed. 16. Mellie just want to make sure I had a goose because a goose a day keeps the Sues away. | |
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| Kitty | Nov 27 2004, 07:24 PM Post #112 |
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Kitty - Harry ------ "So," said Harry a few minutes after Seamus had left, "Your room or mine?" He blushed deeply as he said this, and couldn't suppress a goofy grin. Ginny hit him playfully on the shoulder, "You are a hormone!" Harry blushed deeper, and Ginny laughed. She stopped quickly, though, and said, "Yours. But I need to make sure that Ol' Gildie is locked in his room. I don't want to find out that he's gotten into the knives.." Harry laughed and said to Ginny as they headed up the stairs, "Muggles have these baby locks that they put on cabinets with dangerous stuff inside. The Dursleys still put them on the drawer with the knives when I'm there." He laughed a little, "They thought I could hurt their Dinky Diddydums. I'd do more harm with my wand, though.." "Which room is yours?" said Ginny once they got into the upstairs hall. Harry pointed to the end of the hall, "At the end, to the left." They walked towards the room, and when they got inside, Ginny said, "This room suits you, Harry.." -- Hey you! You think just because what's going on in this part of the house is pretty predictable, you don't need to read the previous posts, don't you? Well, you're wrong! Read! It's good for you.. |
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| Sera | Nov 28 2004, 01:17 AM Post #113 |
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Seamus quickly made himself a sandwich and went to the drawing room and sat down in the giant arm chair infront of the glowing fireplace and read the paper as he munched. Sera |
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| shadowlight | Mar 29 2005, 02:52 PM Post #114 |
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OOC: I like this one I do. It's true.. So I'm going to try to revive it a bit. Neville Neville just smiled at Luna. He looked around a bit more. There were some windows, but it was pretty much clear every outside the windows. "We'd be able to see if someone tried to sneak up on us. There's pretty much no cover for anyone." Neville thought out loud. "He's right you know." Fred said as he looked out a window. "Perfect. We can store all of our supplies here for the moment." "And we could maybe booby trap the door for anyone wh tried to come in here just incase." Neville suggested. Shadow Why is there so much plotting happening? Is it important? read all the previous posts to find out. |
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If Dr. Muraki (DoD) joine with Sauron (LoTR) and Wolfram (KKM) and they had a baby it would be a blonde Tsuzuki(DoD) with red-purple eyes. Wow. Elbows can actually bend that way! ~Peavie LJ My Johari | |
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| Kitty | Mar 29 2005, 07:30 PM Post #115 |
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Kitty- Harry Meanwhile, in a completely different part of the house... "Yeah," said Harry, shrugging, "I guess it does.." Ginny sat down on his bed, bouncing a little, "Ooh.. And it's perfectly quiet too.." She grinned at Harry, who was blushing furiously. "Um," said Harry, "Er. Well." Ginny laughed, "You're so cute when you're flustered. Maybe you should steal some of Seamus' booze to loosen yourself up.." Harry sat down next to Ginny on the bed and said, "I don't need the booze.." "Oh really?" said Ginny, "What do you need, then?" Harry leaned in slowly and said, vey quietly, "You," before kissing her. Yo. Read before posting. Thankyouverymuch. |
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| Peavie | Mar 29 2005, 11:14 PM Post #116 |
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Hmmm... I think I'll join in. I'll be Lee Jordan --- Just as Harry was about to do something unmentionable with Ginny, there was a knock at the door. "Is this room taken?" someone called. "Yep. This one's mine," Harry called back, then they heard the knocker dragging something down the hallway to the next door. --- Read all the other posts. I just did. It was fun. |
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| ninjai | Jun 23 2005, 01:19 AM Post #117 |
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Ninjai ~ Ducky Ducky's Room -------------- As Ducky unpacked, he started to think "Well I can't kill anyone and I can't cause any harm to anyone, BUT AHA!!!!" Ducky started to pace up and down the room "But I can cause harm to objects" Ducky smiled evily ------------------------ Why is there so much plotting happening? Is it important? read all the previous posts to find out. I'd ask you to do the same thing. Missie has already claimed Snape's part. He's also not referred to Ducky in this particular RP, which is stricter than detention. Please edit to use an unused character or stay out of this RP, and wait for a different RP to play Snape in. -Kitty, your friendly freudian feline Modera |
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| Kitty | Jun 23 2005, 02:33 PM Post #118 |
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* This is an out of character post. It is an announcement. * This is just a reminder to read the whole thread carefully before jumping in the RP. Thank you. Kitty. |
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