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| Sevens | May 23 2004, 04:14 PM Post #21 |
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Sevens ~ George and Fred George was about to go after Ginny when a second owl flew in with the other one accompanying it. Apparently one of the two got left behind. The second owl offered its leg to Fred who took the papers and grinned at George. Soon Fred had his paper and George grabbed both owls as they went off to their room. They might not test things like skiving snackboxes on animals, but they also had something they wanted to try that changed feather colour. Soon the two returned to the table with a red and a green owl. Fred signed the letter and handed it to the red one and both brothers handed the angry looking owls a cookie. Ron was laughing at his brothers as they then went into a happy conversation as to what they'd do to not only make the house a...Happy place but to also promote their business. They both knew that somewhere out there was a potential pranksters without the resources to do so, and they were going to help that prankster to...Be all that they could be. *** I liked the army's old thing. See? Decided I would bring them both. I love the twins. *glomps them both* XD If you would like to join this rp it is advised you read all past posts and beware that BOTH twins are going, therefore this thread will be very amusing. So enjoy the old posts and enjoy. |
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| Lola | May 24 2004, 02:51 AM Post #22 |
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Penelope Clearwater A large, tawny owl swept through Penelope's window, hovered over her bed, and dropped a large, white envelope on her chest. Penelope stirred, turned over and continued sleeping. The owl was not impressed with her behaviour so it took matters into it's own hands and pecked her sharply on the wrist. "Alright,alright I'm getting up!" penelope said groggly, mentioning a couple of words that sounded awfully like 'bloody bird'. She sat up, yawned and took a knut from her purse and gave it to the owl. "Now go away!" she snapped, throwing a nearby newspaper at it. Penelope sighed. It's probally another letter from Percy, telling me of his most recent discovery of some cauldron problem that could ruin the world. it wasn't that she didn't like Percy, it fact she was deeply in love with him, it was just that she found him boring at times. Actually, she found him boring all the time. She picked up the white envelope,ripped the top off it, and found a large wad of papers inside. She picked up the first piece of paper and read- Dear Miss Clearwater, It is our duty to inform you that you have been chosen to appear on the latest reality show, get real. please sign here if you wish to accept this very kind offer of ours-it's a once in a lifetime chance! Please sign here: A reality show huh? Well , she thought, what harm would it do? She quickly grabbed her quill, signed the paper, and sent it off with her owl. I guess I better start on these other papers. She picked the remaining wad of paper up, and started to read. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you have started to read this now, please go back to the first page and read EVERYTHING so you understand, before posting! |
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| *~Fruit_Loop~* | May 26 2004, 09:29 AM Post #23 |
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Hermione sat at her table with a LARGE cup of black coffee in front of her. "Bloody bird" she muttered, rubbing her eyes. A large owl had woken her up by swooping into her room at five o'clock that morning, with an invite to take part in a reality tv show. She'd replied 'yes', thinking that it would be an experience. Looking at the clock, she decided that Harry would be up by now, so she could ring him... If ya ain't read it all, go an red it now! |
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| Kitty | May 26 2004, 09:52 AM Post #24 |
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Harry Potter Harry was woken up rudely again, this time by the nagging ring of his telephone. He grabbed it and said into the receiver, "Hello?" Or he thought he said hello. He said, "Hnnh?" instead. "Harry? This is Hermione. I'm so sorry if I woke you, I figured you'd be up. So how's your morning?" The voice on the other end said rapid-fire. "Mione," Harry said drowsily, "Slow down. Some of us haven't yet had our coffee." "Oh.. Sorry." Hermione chattered on for a minute or so. Harry would make some noise of interest just to keep her going while he poured a cup of coffee for himself. He took a sip and realized that Hermione was done talking. "So," said Harry, "The weirdest thing happened this morning. Some owl came by with an invite to a reality show.." Hermione gasped in surprise on the other end, "You got one too?" "Yeah," said Harry dully, "Wait. You got one?" Hermione sighed, "That's sort of what I meant by, 'You got one too, Harry." Harry grumbled and said, "Hermione, don't be sarcastic with me before 10 AM. Did you say yes?" "Of course I did, Harry! It's a life experience!" "Yeah.. Me too." said Harry, thinking it funny that Hermione signed up for a life experience and that the only reason he said yes was to have some fun. "Hey Hermione? I have to go. I'm rather hungry." "Oh, talk to you later, Harry!" said Hermione just before she hung up. Harry reached into the cupboard and pulled out a cereal box. Hey you! Read before posting. Good job. Have a cookie. |
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| Julie | May 26 2004, 10:30 AM Post #25 |
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The week had flown by rather quickly for Ginny. She'd recieved more information about the house and it wasn't really a house. It was more like a mansion. Which cheered Ginny up immensley as that meant there was plenty of room to hide from her brothers. She'd also heard from Hermione who had told her that her and Harry had been invited as well. This cheered her up even more. Ginny was in her room going over everything one last time. Tomorrow morning her dad was taking her to a scheduled portkey in her area to see her off. She smirked as she made sure her bags were extra heavy. As Fred and George could apparate her mom had decided they could take her bags with them. She couldn't wait to get to the house and see who else would be there as wel. |
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| Kitty | May 26 2004, 03:10 PM Post #26 |
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Harry was glad that he could Apparate. He'd never been a fan of Floo powder after that incident in his second year, or portkeys after that decidedly worse incident in his fourth year. Apparating was fast and convenient. He packed light, because he'd be carrying his bag. A couple of changes of clothes, a toothbrush, some money for emergencies. That was it. He had heard from Hermione that Ginny was going as well. He had heard from Ginny that Fred and George were going. He had thanked her for the warning. But look at it this way, Harry, he thought to himself, At least there will be no shortage of humour.. He looked around the room to see if he had everything he needed. Check. He looked at the address of the house he'd be living in for the next few months and disappeared with a pop. Hey buddy. Read before you post if you know what's good for you.. Capice? |
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| Julie | May 26 2004, 03:31 PM Post #27 |
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Sree - Ginny *** Ginny woke up early the next morning. She was actually rather excited to get to the house. She laughed at Fred and George as she passed them in the kitchen gathering up her three bags and their own bags. "We'll get you back Ginny." Vowed Fred as she and her father left the burrow. Ginny just laughed. She intended to make herself quite scarce to them. Soon she was at the Portkey with her dad. Arthur gathered her in a big hug and she picked up the old popcan which was her portkey. "I'll write you and mom as often as I can." Promised Ginny. Arthur smiled and gave her one last hug. "Try not to get into too much trouble." Ginny smiled. "I promise." She felt the familiar tug of the portkey's magic, as if being pulled forward by a hook attatched at her navel. Soon she was transported to the mansion and luckily Harry Potter was there to break her fall when she landed on him. |
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| Kitty | May 26 2004, 04:00 PM Post #28 |
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Harry dusted himself off and offered a hand up to Ginny. "I see we're the first ones here.." "Yeah.." said Ginny, "Want to explore this place?" "You know it," said Harry with a grin. They explored the first floor of the mansion and found a large kitchen, a library (which Harry thought would be getting plenty of use from Hermione), a game room with a pool table and a dartboard, a living room, a bathroom (thankfully without cameras) and a 'confession' room. "Hey, Harry! Look at this!" called Ginny, who apparently was outside. He ran to see. A large swimming pool with a Jacuzzi at one end and a dining area at the other. Harry winked at Ginny and said, "Race you upstairs." They ran inside and started scrambling up the stairs, when a pair of 'pops' could be heard. Please read first. I beg of you.. Read! |
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| Julie | May 26 2004, 04:13 PM Post #29 |
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Sree - Ginny *** Ginny heard the double pair of pops and tripped on the last step while attempting to look over her shoulder to see who it was. Ginny flailed in the air for a moment before grabbing onto something. This was Harry's ankle. Ginny succesfully managed to pull him down and tumble down two or three steps with her. "I'd like to live, Gin." Joked Harry as they got up to see who had arrived. "Please don't be Fred and George. Please don't be Fred and George." Ginny breathed a sigh of relief as they discovered Penelope and Hermione had happened to arrive at the same time. |
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| Sevens | May 26 2004, 04:48 PM Post #30 |
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Sevens ~ Fred and George Fred and George were doing their luggage rather oddly. One of them packed the clothes for both of them while the other packed pranking supplies. Fred backed the supplies while George packed the clothing and soon the both of them were ready. Apparently Hermione'd gotten rather chatty lately so they'd heard from Ginny who heard from Hermione that Hermione and Harry were both going. So the two of them had a few pranks packed especially for those two. They both apologized to Ron since he couldn't go since they'd promised him earlier that year they'd both teach him how to prank like an expert, but his prank-training was cut short. Soon Fred and George were ready to apparate and they did. They appeared right at the bottom of the stairs Ginny and Harry were scrambling up. Both of the twins gave wolf whistles and clapped rather grandly for the two of them, "Getting an early start on the reality bit, eh?" Asked Fred as he sat down the suitcase of jokes carefully. George dropped the two suitcases he'd filled with clothes and the like and nodded with Fred, "Not going to be a bore after all, is it Fred?" Both of them gave Ginny and Harry a wave and walked past them and put their stuff in a room. After that they went off to explore, the whole while discussing good places to put pranks that Fred had packed. *** You can't have any pudding if you don't read your posts! Translation: You can't post unless you read the old posts. |
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| Azi | May 26 2004, 07:48 PM Post #31 |
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Azi ~ Luna Luna had her bag packed full of both practical and completely random objects. She was pretty sure she had everything she needed, but walked around her room one last time just in case. It was then that she saw that her wand was still sitting on her bed. She picked it up and stored it behind her ear, where it belonged. As she had seen no real use in getting her apparating liscence soon after her 17th birthday, she still couldn't do that. No problem, her father had set up a portkey; one of those things muggles called 'floppy disks'. Luna said a final good-bye to her dearly loved father, then touched the 'floppy disk'. *** She landed just inside the door, and saw Ginny and Harry on the stairs. She gave a wave, then started off looking around the main floor. *** If ye be new, Do this one thing: Read the whole thread before posting. luv n' mushrooms, ~|azi|~ |
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Craziness! Half of Azi's signature isn't in indigo!*le gasp* The Muses are: offended that people think they're merely symptoms of my insanity. Sanity is overrated anyway. I am lonely. Send me a message? Avatar by originality on LJ 14. I got goosed from accross the courty by my wonderful ducklet sister Mellie! 15. Winnie told everybody that she would only duck once in this thread, ergo, Azi was goosed. 16. Mellie just want to make sure I had a goose because a goose a day keeps the Sues away. | |
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| Kitty | May 27 2004, 11:03 AM Post #32 |
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Harry realized maybe a bit too slowly that laying on the stairs with Ginny would look a little odd on camera. So he stood up, helped Ginny up, and began to explore the upper floor. He saw the room that Fred and George had claimed. It was painted in bright colors, and he noticed that the twins had already begun to unpack. By unpack, thought Harry, I mean throw all of their belongings around the room. The next room was more subdued, a powder blue, with gossamer curtains. Too girly, thought Harry, And too close to the twins. He moved on to the next room. It was most definitely lilac, and seemed to have an abundance of mirrors. Harry shivered. It reminded him too much of that prat Lockhart. He looked into the next few rooms, not liking them all that much. He went to a room in the corner of the mansion. It had warm wood paneling and a rather large fireplace. He also noticed with a smile that the bedspread was most definity Gryffindor red. This was his room. He sat on the bed, to relax a bit, when he heard a knock on the doorframe. "Hey neighbor.." said a very familiar female voice. -- You know what's fun? Reading the whole thread before posting. Try it sometime. |
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| Sera | May 27 2004, 05:03 PM Post #33 |
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I don't see why Ginny and Luna can't apparate - it's been two years since the trio graduated --- Seamus apparated onto a lush patch of grass with a tiny 'pop'. He looked around and felt his mouth hang open a little. The sandy-haired boy scrambled around with his luggage and reched into his pocket and checked the address. He was there, alright. Seamus took in a deep breath and similed at the castle-like mansion. He felt like sprawling out on the lawn and never leaving. The was a strang clicking noise from the tree above him. He looked and it was a small camera. "Whoa..." he said in awe as he crept closer and pushed away a bow to get a better look. "Runs on...." he started to read the side panel, "Floo and pixie stix powder?" He finally gathered up his bags and started towads the entrence where he waved to Ginny and Penelope. They pointed to the stairs and he went up to find a bedroom. He walked past Hermione saying hi to Harry and kept walking till he got to a room of wooden furniture that made the room smell of ceder and dark green walls. He wasn't to sure that it was the best room for him until he saw a mini fridge that looked as if it had the makings of his own personal mini bar and was sold. --- What's a reality show without the cute drunken irish blonde READ the whole thread |
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| Sevens | May 27 2004, 05:08 PM Post #34 |
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OT: You've almost convinced me to kidnap Seamus. lol *** Sevens ~ Fred and George The twins practically ignored all of the cameras filming them as they planned where to put what. So far they'd agreed to put something in the food on their third night. They also agreed that putting something at the entrance of their room would be a good idea. Soon they were on their way back into the mansion as they passed Seamus who was also on his way to the house. Fred and George lagged behind Seamus, now plotting according to his arrival. They had an odd feeling they'd love this new show. *** One day, the old will shine through. Therefore you must read all the old posts. Get to it. THEN join. *pets* Good newbie. |
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| Missie | May 27 2004, 11:56 PM Post #35 |
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Missie ~ Severus Snape ~home~ On the starting date, unbeknowns the Severus that he was involved with Get Real, he got up, showered, shaved, dressed and attacked the coffee cannister like usual. While halfway though his second cup of black coffee swirling, a owl flew though the loungeroom window and followed through the corridor to the kitchen. He causually recognised the Hogwarts Owl, pulled the envelope from it. Once the bird took off with a bit of his toast, Severus proceeded to open the envelope with his butterknife. As he touched the card inside the envelope, he ffelt a sharp jolt of a port key from behind his navel. "Ah fu-" was the last one and half words that house heard from him for 5 weeks. At that moment, Dumbedor and a team of house-elves floo'd and appirated into the house and started immidiatly pracking. Or more like it, Dumbledor made sure none of the Elves broke anything. Some of his potions set and books at home were packed for him aswell. Twenty minuted later, the house elves port-keyed his belongings to the house and left again, dumping them all in the parlour/entrance of the house. ~Get Real~ Ginny, Penelope and Lune headed for the kitchens, not long after searching the bottom floor. It was getting close to meal time, and were getting quite hungry with all the exitement thats happened. All three sat down to the kitchen table, chewing on sandwiches they had made up for themselves. As Ginny slid her chair back to get a bottle of Butterbeer for herself, a thump was heard. Severus Snape landed on her lap at that moment. "ck." Ginny screamed, the noise going through the whole house. Luna reached behind herself, grabbing the close'est thing to her, and smacked him over the head. Unfortunatly, it was a wok. (You thought it was going to be a fryingpan or a rolling pin, didntcha?) Snape was knocked out cold, now on the cold stone floor of the kitchen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hope this is all good with the rest of you authrors, expecially the author of Ginny. Toodles! MissieMissie If you are new to this story-game, please click on the first page to read the whole thread and the rules before posting. |
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~*~ The Mulberry Faerie!~*~ Autumn Tiger Knowledge= Power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. Terry Pratchett's "Guards! Guards!" Page 11 7 of the 10 voices in my head are saying pull the trigger the other 3 are still laughing. :bounce:[size=7]KINKY![/size] "Let's just pretend the last... Say, 8 chapters, never happened." - Peavie, about the HBP | |
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| Kitty | May 28 2004, 08:53 AM Post #36 |
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Harry's hero instincts kicked in with the scream. He took off for the kitchen in the middle of his conversation with Hermione, who was running behind him. Harry slid down the bannister because it was faster, and he practically fell into the kitchen. "What's going on?" he asked Ginny, who seemed to be shaken quite a bit. She didn't answer. Luna, who was still holding the wok, said dreamily, "It seems that another of our housemates has arrived.." Harry turned the newcomer over. "It's Snape." Harry wiped his hand on his robe. "You think maybe we should wake him up?" asked Penelope. Harry was one step ahead of her. He filled a glass with cold water and flung the water at Snape. "The hell?" said Snape groggily. He saw Harry casually drinking from the glass, "You." Harry slightly grinned and said, "Me. Now before you get all 'It's all Potter's fault!' I'd like you to know that it wasn't me that hit you with the wok." Luna hid the wok behind her back. -- Go read, or I'll fling water at you! |
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| Sevens | May 28 2004, 09:51 AM Post #37 |
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Sevens ~ Fred and George The twins finally stopped following Seamus and went off to the kitched. They arrived in time to see Luna hiding a wok and Snape pointing an accusing finger at his most favourite person to blame in the world, Harry. George sighed and took the wok from Luna and lightly patted it on his free palm, "Now that I've had my weekly Quidditch practice for Fred and my game, let's get this game started." George then handed the wok to Fred and gave it a test swing also, grinning broadly. Snape glared at the twins as they shrugged and put the wok in the sink. "No one's going to be eating out of -that- for awhile," George whispered to Harry as Fred listened in and the twins exited once more, giving Snape a salute before they went off to go to their room and plot. *** Wok: Something you thwow at a wabbit. >.> I know what it really is, seriously. Read the old posts or Fred and George will practice Quidditch on you! They can't play it at school now, so they play it when they have the chance. *glomps* Good newbie. |
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| Azi | May 28 2004, 10:34 AM Post #38 |
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Luna looked mildly on as Snape's attention was turned toward her, adn she honestly payed not attentionas he started yelling. She was looking psat him at the oven. She was sure she'd something moving there, and was wondering whether it was a Green Spotted Rumpledink. She stared so intently at the oven that she didn't realise Snape was finished yelling. "Well? What do you have to sayt for yourself?" Luna stopped staring at the oven, and possible home for the Green Spotted Rumpledink. "Well, if someone suddenly appeared on your friend's lap, what would you do?" --- Short post, I know, but... If new describes you, Read whole thread is what you do. Now go. I say, shoo! luv n' mushrooms, ~|azi|~ @Apparating: well, as I see it, Luna's 17th wasn't until during the school year, and she really saw no point in trying to get her license while at school, and then afterwards had started studying for it, but didn't have it yet. |
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Craziness! Half of Azi's signature isn't in indigo!*le gasp* The Muses are: offended that people think they're merely symptoms of my insanity. Sanity is overrated anyway. I am lonely. Send me a message? Avatar by originality on LJ 14. I got goosed from accross the courty by my wonderful ducklet sister Mellie! 15. Winnie told everybody that she would only duck once in this thread, ergo, Azi was goosed. 16. Mellie just want to make sure I had a goose because a goose a day keeps the Sues away. | |
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| Kitty | May 28 2004, 10:52 AM Post #39 |
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Harry choked into his glass. Snape's facial expression was just too funny. After he had recovered from his silent laughing fit, he said, "You know, your face is turning purple, Snape. You need air?" "If you keep using that tone, Potter, I'll take points from Gryffindor." Harry laughed a little, "Because that would make a difference? We're not at Hogwarts, Snape." Snape muttered, pushed Harry aside, and went outside. Harry promptly raided the freezer. "Ooh! Ice cream sandwiches!" -- You won't get an ice cream sandwich if you don't read before posting.. Mm.. Chocolate |
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| Missie | May 28 2004, 11:09 AM Post #40 |
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MissieMissie ~ Severus Snape Severus walked outside, examining the pool and small training field for the Quditch players. Breathing in and out slowly, he snarled to himself under his breath about being trapped with a pack of lunitics and Griffindors- Like there is much of a difference, he corrected himself. All bloody stupid, he thought automatically. He looked up into the trees and roared "WHERE AM I!?" Birds of all descriptions flew out of the trees, squaking away. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I think someone better tell him, just to tidy up loose ends... Toodles! MissieMissie If you are new to this story-game, please click on the first page to read the whole thread and the rules before posting. |
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