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| The fuck is this planking horseshit ...; .... cunt. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 16 2011, 07:48 PM (143 Views) | |
| Jam Master Joel | May 16 2011, 07:48 PM Post #1 |
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What w-w-what?
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Fuck, so a bunch of goddamn whack cunts getting hella jollies over this planking shit. What crap. Here's a couple of things that takes more balls, and would gain more respect. - Train Surfing - Train/Highway Chicken - Jumping from fuck-off high shit into rivers and shit. - Sewer Exploration - Taking shots at cops for the fuck of it. Beat me, Australia. Beat me. |
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| mader5 | May 16 2011, 08:06 PM Post #2 |
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fighting bears trumps all |
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| Jam Master Joel | May 16 2011, 08:10 PM Post #3 |
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What w-w-what?
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Cunt, you better mean Kangaroo or I'm gonna be sorely fucking disappointed. |
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| Destruktikus | May 16 2011, 08:43 PM Post #4 |
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Just As Planned
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fighting a bear trumpts fighting a kangaroo and i only heard about this planking thing today, it just seems retarded |
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| Jam Master Joel | May 16 2011, 08:48 PM Post #5 |
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What w-w-what?
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^^^ What kind of bear? And a Red Kangaroo will fuck a human up just as much as a bear. |
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| Jack Bauer | May 16 2011, 08:52 PM Post #6 |
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DAMMIT!
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Grizzly will fuck up a kangaroo without a doubt. |
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| Jack Bauer | May 16 2011, 08:55 PM Post #7 |
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DAMMIT!
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A fucking huge red kangaroo will be about 135kg. A fucking huge grizzly bear will be about 450kg. To say no contest is a massive understatement. |
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| Destruktikus | May 16 2011, 09:12 PM Post #8 |
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Just As Planned
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pretty sure a bear would fuck up a human more than a kangaroo if you believe anything else your an idiot joel |
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| snikinnub | May 16 2011, 09:16 PM Post #9 |
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The Awesome One
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drop bear will mangle you!!!
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| Jam Master Joel | May 16 2011, 09:26 PM Post #10 |
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What w-w-what?
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The human animal has a glass ceiling. Not too many would survive a full on attack by an adult male Red Kangaroo "mano é mano". It's safe to say that your amount of "fucked up" will be relatively similar. Sure, a bear would eat a Kangaroo alive. But both them cunts are gnarly beasts that would turn our faces into mush. I can't believe this. I was actually feeling down. Like Australia had let me down or someshit. I was like "But ... how could America beat us?" HOW?! Then I pulled my ace. Salt. Water. Crocodile. Beat that! |
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| Patrick Bateman | May 16 2011, 10:04 PM Post #11 |
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Feed me a stray cat.
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Is this on land or sea? |
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| y u mad tho | May 22 2011, 02:02 AM Post #12 |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megaladon In the 1990s, some marine biologists (e.g. Patrick J. Schembri, and Staphon papson) claimed that C. megalodon may have approached a maximum of around 24 to 25 metres. /thread Edited by y u mad tho, May 22 2011, 02:05 AM.
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| Patrick Bateman | May 22 2011, 11:25 PM Post #13 |
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Feed me a stray cat.
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Giant ass Crocodile 8 Tonnes, 12 meters long, about 2 foot high. |
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| Patrick Bateman | May 22 2011, 11:38 PM Post #14 |
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Feed me a stray cat.
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Its a bitch compared to a blue whale still |
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| Cmdr Shepard | May 23 2011, 12:11 AM Post #15 |
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I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite post on the forums
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sturgeons, WTF http://animal.discovery.com/videos/river-monsters-massive-white-sturgeon.html |
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