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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 14 2011, 09:11 PM (496 Views) | |
| Elazul | Apr 14 2011, 09:11 PM Post #1 |
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This isn't my refrigerator...
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We all know how this works *punches every member of happydragon in the face* |
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| Jen | Apr 14 2011, 10:09 PM Post #2 |
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Dionysian Reveller
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*gives mighty kick to Reece's shin after recovering and runs away.* |
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| Elazul | Apr 14 2011, 10:25 PM Post #3 |
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This isn't my refrigerator...
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*Shin explodes* *Uses exploded shin bone shards to throw like ninja stars at Jennifer* |
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| Jen | Apr 14 2011, 10:39 PM Post #4 |
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Dionysian Reveller
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*Reece's ninja stars penetrate Jen's back, she is weakened.* *Attempts to hide despite the trail of red, red blood. Silently hoping that one of Reece's other punch victims steals his focus* |
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| Patrick Bateman | Apr 14 2011, 10:50 PM Post #5 |
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Feed me a stray cat.
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Ill nyerk this nyerk up *Kills Henry Jen Reece Joel Chris George daniel Stevo Ect* Disembowels mutilated corpses of my fallen victims, being the psycho i am, i find this exciting, i start pitching a tent in my blood soaked overalls, covered in blood grabs the still warm intestinal entrails of the pile of dead bodies and starts rubbing on groinal region, this leads to a sort of comfort feeling, never been able to attain this type of feeling with any living creature due to social awkwardness, Man Woman i dont care, a lifetime of neglect and lonelyness has forced me to settle for at least a physical release, realising i am unable to attain any spiritual or emotional bond with another living human, i must turn to flesh *breathes in excitement and starts rubbing harder, harder, nerve endings still twitching, start uncontrollably moaning as i peak and end with a wave of euforia fills my body, lays to rest and spoons the now colder bodies of his deceased friends* There, Ive killed you all, ejaculated onto your dead organs, and spooning your lifeless corpses. Thread Dead like your cold lifeless bodies i just nyerked Edited by Patrick Bateman, Apr 14 2011, 10:54 PM.
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| Cmdr Shepard | Apr 14 2011, 10:55 PM Post #6 |
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I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite post on the forums
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^ stop quoting American Psycho *turns up in N7 armour, blasts everyone with the Collector particle beam* |
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| Elazul | Apr 14 2011, 10:59 PM Post #7 |
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This isn't my refrigerator...
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*Plays a Magic world reversing card* *Turns back time 2 posts* *Slips over on Jennifer's trail of blood* |
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| Patrick Bateman | Apr 14 2011, 11:02 PM Post #8 |
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Feed me a stray cat.
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With the Magic Reverse card I relish the oppotunity to masterbate furiously rubbing jen carmen and reeces intestines together furious untill i hit a climatix state. Suddenly at the state of primal Ecstasy everything goes away, the years of sexual abuse from my foster parents which i always felt guilty of for enjoying, the years of awkwardness from being socially cut off from the world, i feel at peace, i lay down and spoon the cold bodies, they are gone, they are perfect, never able to hurt me, at a state where they will never leave me, they are my property, i feel at ease
Edited by Patrick Bateman, Apr 14 2011, 11:04 PM.
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| HappyDragon | Apr 14 2011, 11:02 PM Post #9 |
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The room darkens, it is pitch black you can see nothing. After a few minutes your surrounding lights up and you are in a rather empty cabin. The corpses are gone all you can see is a bed, large single doored wardrobe, a desk and a single door which presumably leads outdoors. You look around for a source of brighter light but to no avail you decide to peer out the window. You see full moon and everything is well lit. You see dry gravel surrounding the cabin slowly then further off the terain becomes more green, then grey and then finally revealing very large swamp area. What do? |
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| Patrick Bateman | Apr 14 2011, 11:09 PM Post #10 |
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Feed me a stray cat.
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Avast, my sworn enemy Daniel, a young man i meet years ago, he as well had the darkness inside of him, capable of cruel cruel things, he;s taken whats MINE, i feel the same pain again, from everyone i cared for leaving me, neglecting me, he's done this to me, There is only one way to fix this I jump into my 1994 station wagon, decked out with tarp over the back storage area, a hidden axe, a vial of GHB He's defiled my trophies, my art, My lovers, By the end of this night i shall rid him of all his glory, he'll be mine... Im comming for you Daniel you sick Son of a nyerk. And i will kill you and rape the nyerk out of your left ventricle of your still beating heart! Edited by Patrick Bateman, Apr 14 2011, 11:11 PM.
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| HappyDragon | Apr 14 2011, 11:21 PM Post #11 |
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After much inane rambling and yelling you find yourself outside the cabin stark naked besides your boxer shorts patterned with love hearts. Looking away from the cabin into the distance as you were yelling you feel presence rush past you back into the cabin, the door is swinging behind you. After taking note of this strange occurrence you turn back around and you see a very tall slender figure approach you twitching rapidly, snapping back and forth violently making a horrible gargling and clicking noise. As it approaches closer you see its perfectly round white eyes with no pupils, sunken way down. It is still quite some distance away but approaching slowly. What do? |
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| Patrick Bateman | Apr 14 2011, 11:28 PM Post #12 |
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Feed me a stray cat.
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I nyerk it. I nyerk it all Deep Like. I grab my Gun, ask "Hey Boy, long way from civilisation down ere innit?" The Abomination deep from the swamp looks confused, has a man ever not coiled away in horror upon seeing its face, and this dirty pinkskin is staring straight back into the eyes of the abomination, with a suggestive grin, cocked shotgun (AMONG OTHER THINGS LOLOLOL!) and heavy panting. I get it to follow my every commands. It Fears this dark figure from the hut, I Smack it in the back of the head with the end of the shotgun, the skull makes a sickening thud, the creature awakes 3 hours later, violated, cold, alone, It's indapenance , Faith taken as well as the zombies anal virginity. Fast forward 30 minutes lateer, Scrubbing gangreen flesh out of the foreskin to avoid infection. |
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| HappyDragon | Apr 14 2011, 11:33 PM Post #13 |
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After some kind of epileptic fit, you find yourself pelvis thrusting and pointing at the creature with 1 hand in the shape of a gun and your other hand holding your erect penis both pointing towards the creature. The creature pauses for a moment yet still twitching and snapping wildly. It then lets out a horrifying scream which sounds like lambs being slaughtered then starts racing towards you. What do? |
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| Patrick Bateman | Apr 14 2011, 11:38 PM Post #14 |
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Feed me a stray cat.
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My Undead Lover is back We express our love for hours upon hours On The Kitchen In the Bath-rub (the zombie loses a toe down the sink-hole) On Chris' Bon Jovi Sheet cover *Skeet Skeet* Of course by now the zombie is all dried out, tubs upon tubs of vaseline are used to keep its parts moist for my pleasure. Edited by Patrick Bateman, Apr 14 2011, 11:47 PM.
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| HappyDragon | Apr 15 2011, 12:29 AM Post #15 |
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You found that you had involuntarily run into the cabin in fear. The creature seems to have run past the house and not follow you. You are breathing heavily with your back against the door as to hold it shut. You recall the presence that you felt sneak into. Upon immediately looking around the room, you do not notice anything at all. Moments go by, you notice you are unmoved from your original position and your heart is pounding. Suddenly the room becomes rather cold and you notice a familiar yet foul smell, coming from the large wardrobe. What do? |
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