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Life Tricks
Topic Started: Mar 27 2011, 08:42 PM (230 Views)
Patrick Bateman
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Cheat Codes for Life, Post tips and tricks for winning at life.
I will delete anyones post who doesnt number them correctly either










1#Always have a spare change of shoes in the car
2#Always Wear good underwear
3#Always Mix Milo with Vanilla ice-Cream
4#Always keep TWO condoms in your wallet.
5#If you swap Beer for Spirits, Dont Switch Back
6#NEVER shop at Rivers
7#Always Hide 20 dollars in your wallet
8#Always take a dump before going out for a big night
9#Keep Deoaderant in the glove box of your car
10#Do not sleep with anyone who your friends with and want to continue to be friends with
11#Dont drink Orange Juice just before you brush your teeth
12#Attraction for men is Physical, Attraction for females is Half Physical and Half fiscal, Have nice things and work out.
13#Dont have a Girly Handshake
14#Buy Doona one size bigger then your bed.
15#Hit Crtl Shift T to re-open firefox Tab you just accidently closed
16# If you earn more then 400 a week Save 25% of every pay
17#Budget, its not just for poor people
18#Never trust a man with two first names.
Edited by Patrick Bateman, Mar 28 2011, 04:51 PM.
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6025
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Smoke weed erry day
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Destruktikus
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Hmm I like this thread I shall post some things when I get home
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Bon Jovi
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Never trust a man with two first names.

Fuck you Rhys.
“The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.” - Jon Bon Jovi
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mader5
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if a 12 yr old points a gun at you do as he says
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Destruktikus
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i cbf looking for all the things i have so atm i'll jsut post one i can remember

guys generally will sit opposite a person they're attracted to
girls generally sit next to a person they're attracted to
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Bon Jovi
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That people who speak in absolutes are (more than likely) either grossly misinformed or a moron.

(and yes i see the irony in this statement)
“The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.” - Jon Bon Jovi
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Mar 28 2011, 10:06 PM
i cbf looking for all the things i have so atm i'll jsut post one i can remember

guys generally will sit opposite a person they're attracted to
girls generally sit next to a person they're attracted to
I like to sit at the end of the table so I have everyone in view also It makes me feel big.
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Destruktikus
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you notice how i said generally?
it's a basic psycological thing
not everyone does it but the majority do
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