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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 27 2011, 08:42 PM (230 Views) | |
| Patrick Bateman | Mar 27 2011, 08:42 PM Post #1 |
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Feed me a stray cat.
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Cheat Codes for Life, Post tips and tricks for winning at life. I will delete anyones post who doesnt number them correctly either 1#Always have a spare change of shoes in the car 2#Always Wear good underwear 3#Always Mix Milo with Vanilla ice-Cream 4#Always keep TWO condoms in your wallet. 5#If you swap Beer for Spirits, Dont Switch Back 6#NEVER shop at Rivers 7#Always Hide 20 dollars in your wallet 8#Always take a dump before going out for a big night 9#Keep Deoaderant in the glove box of your car 10#Do not sleep with anyone who your friends with and want to continue to be friends with 11#Dont drink Orange Juice just before you brush your teeth 12#Attraction for men is Physical, Attraction for females is Half Physical and Half fiscal, Have nice things and work out. 13#Dont have a Girly Handshake 14#Buy Doona one size bigger then your bed. 15#Hit Crtl Shift T to re-open firefox Tab you just accidently closed 16# If you earn more then 400 a week Save 25% of every pay 17#Budget, its not just for poor people 18#Never trust a man with two first names. Edited by Patrick Bateman, Mar 28 2011, 04:51 PM.
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| 6025 | Mar 27 2011, 09:12 PM Post #2 |
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Smoke weed erry day |
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| Destruktikus | Mar 28 2011, 01:03 AM Post #3 |
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Just As Planned
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Hmm I like this thread I shall post some things when I get home |
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| Cmdr Shepard | Mar 28 2011, 03:36 PM Post #4 |
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I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite post on the forums
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Never argue with a man carrying a water buffalo |
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| Bon Jovi | Mar 28 2011, 04:17 PM Post #5 |
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Never trust a man with two first names. Fuck you Rhys. |
| “The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.” - Jon Bon Jovi | |
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| mader5 | Mar 28 2011, 07:15 PM Post #6 |
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if a 12 yr old points a gun at you do as he says |
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| Destruktikus | Mar 28 2011, 10:06 PM Post #7 |
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Just As Planned
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i cbf looking for all the things i have so atm i'll jsut post one i can remember guys generally will sit opposite a person they're attracted to girls generally sit next to a person they're attracted to |
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| Bon Jovi | Mar 29 2011, 10:44 AM Post #8 |
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That people who speak in absolutes are (more than likely) either grossly misinformed or a moron. (and yes i see the irony in this statement) |
| “The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.” - Jon Bon Jovi | |
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| HappyDragon | Mar 29 2011, 12:51 PM Post #9 |
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I like to sit at the end of the table so I have everyone in view also It makes me feel big. |
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| Destruktikus | Mar 30 2011, 12:25 AM Post #10 |
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Just As Planned
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you notice how i said generally? it's a basic psycological thing not everyone does it but the majority do |
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