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Shittiest Jokes Ever
Topic Started: Jul 28 2008, 12:57 AM (197 Views)
Patrick Bateman
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Feed me a stray cat.
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Step right up Folks, a collection of the shittiest jokes ever made, Post your own!


Whats yellow and cannot swim?
A Bulldozer

What does E.T. stand for?
Because he doesnt have a chair

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
wave at him

i stepped on my cat and he said "ME ow" so i said "ME sorry"

What time do Chinamen go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.

Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, Do you know how to drive this thing?

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his arse.


All pretty shitty, especially the last one
Edited by Patrick Bateman, Jul 28 2008, 01:02 AM.
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Jen
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Why do Jewish women only date Jewish men?

Because they only touch things that have 20% off.
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Jen
Jul 28 2008, 01:38 AM
Why do Jewish women only date Jewish men?

Because they only touch things that have 20% off.
hahaha thats a good joke silly
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