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Sister Wives of FKAC
Topic Started: Jan 18 2011, 11:45 PM (2,997 Views)
Catherine Willoughby
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Okay, now that we're out of maximum security prison, WillS is an honorary sister wife and she brings DC into our polygamist camp. YEAH!!!

We need to re-evaluate our smexing calendar, ladies.
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Catherine Willoughby
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EPISODE DESCRIPTION: In the third episode of Sister Wives, Gerard Butler must deal with the repercussions of his fear of man-eating kittens, while Daniel Craig joins the harem because Bond > Leonidas. Also, Henry Cavill finds out he is Superman. Hilarity ensues.

The last time we saw the Sister Wives, they were in maximum security prison. No matter what the husbands did, they couldn't get their wives out!

Until

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joined the harem, because he saved everyone!!!! Wills joined too, obviously, with dibs on her sex slave Bond man.

Gerry and Henry were pissed off, having auditioned for that very role, but Daniel said Henry was too young and they really didn't need another mumbling Sean Connery. Gerry was pissed off about the mocking of his epic

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heritage so he went off grumbling to himself. Not like anyone could understand. Good ol' Glaswegians.

Henry just rolled his eyes. He had good news, no one would ruin it for him, not even grumpy Scotsmen and hot fellow Englishmen who were older than you who took a role you coveted! BECAUSE. GUESS WHAT.

Meanwhile, Henry gets a phone call he's been waiting for. HE IS AS GOOD AS THE OTHER GUYS, MAYBE BETTER, BECAUSE HE BEAT OUT JOE FOR THE ROLE OF THE MAN IN SPANDEX HIMSELF

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He demands the wives call him Superman. It doesn't work because he really doesn't look all that great in Spandex. Daniel is convinced Henry stuffs his suit and declares that he doesn't need to do such juvenile things. The wives all nod enthusiastically.

Jeremy just sighs at all of the pedestrian men, wondering why he is here with them when he would much rather spend time smexing it up with Brandy because she is his favorite wife. He doesn't need to argue or be an idiot like the other guys, or look bad-ass in a suit. He just needs to be the polite Englishman who keeps Brandy happy. With lots of PRIVATE TIME.

"THIS! IS! SISTER WIVES!"

came the epic scream as Gerry ran out from his bedroom, brandishing a shield and spear.

Not like this

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but like this

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with a fake beard because not even he had enough testosterone to grow a beard in five minutes.

It didn't take long for him to go down. I mean, really, half naked versus

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Yeah, not a chance. There was a shoot-out that day. And it was painful and bloody and Daniel Craig showed his mettle to deal with the sister wives. WITH VIOLENCE. SWEET SWEET VIOLENCE.

Helpfully, thanks to some Red Cross courses in high school and a trip to the costume shop one day, Cami was ready. READY LIKE A BOSS. READY LIKE

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THAT'S RIGHT. A SEXY MEDIC. BECAUSE CAMI IS A SEXY MOFO.

But she wasn't sure if she wanted to help downed Leonidas Gerry, because really, it was his fault they were in prison. Should she save him?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME, WHEN HENRY, JOE AND JEREMY WONDER WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE OTHER GUYS AND WANT A DIVORCE. FROM THEM!!!!!!!! *dun dun DUUUUNNNNN*

At least the Sister Wives were pleased with their new additions: Wills and Daniel! THANKS WILLS FOR BRINGING US TO HIM AND THANKS FOR JOINING US IN OUR HAREM OF LUV AND VIOLENCE AND SPANDEX AND TESTOSTERONE

.....

Also, because Cam was reading Leonidas as Legolas this whole time I was explaining this plot, Gerry decided he'd dress up as Legolas instead of Leonidas to try to appease her because she's still mad at him for that whole, you know, maximum security prison thing.

CAN YOU RESIST THIS?

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Yeah. I think so. I think you can. *facepalm* Legonidas? Leoglas?

I need a life
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Elizabeth Grey
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Hell, I'm hopped up on pain meds and I'm still WTFing over this GENIUS. GAWD. LEONIDAS > LEGOLAS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

But DC is HAWT. EFF.

PS. I have an awesome 'bedside manner.' winkwink.

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Catherine Willoughby
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Because he as to keep up on that manwhore Hollywood reputation, Gerry agrees with you, Cam. Sexyyyyy.
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Previously, on

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This guy

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decided to be moronic, and fight JAMES BOND...

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Oops. Wrong picture. JAMES BOND...

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Now, he is laying in a bloody heap on the ground. Will Cam decide to save him?

DUN DUN DUN

So Cam is deciding whether to save Gerry B., because it was his fault that the Sister Wives had to be in high security prison. I mean C'MON.

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Orange is so tacky. And the uniform rides up the buttcracks of many uncomfortable women.

In the end, she decided to save him, because he offered to fill a tub up with

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and sechs her in it. Sechs AND dessert. Who could go wrong.

MEANWHILE...

Joe Pastahead (because no one can pronounce his last name), Jeremy Hotpants Northam, and Henry Superman Cavill was wondering WTF was wrong with those guys. All Gerry griped about was Scotland and not being able to live on his

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and shear his sheep, and Daniel Craig seemed to have some kind of identity crisis with James Bond and kept asking for a

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and yelling that Superman had to stuff his red underwear. Yes, we know James Bond has a giant

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but that is not the point.

Since Jeremy played a lawyer on a very popular historical soft core porn show on Showtime, he served Daniel and the cherry-scented Gerry with a restraining order and a blond wig, so Gerry could look like

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Gerry ran off with his blond wig, much to Lanie's dismay. She thinks blond wigs are prissy. But suddenly she has an affinity for hawt polite Englishmen who are good in bed. Now she demands that Brandy give her Jeremy Northam for more sechsing time. Brandy refused.

IS THERE A RIFT WITH THE SISTERWIVES? STAY TUNED...
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Catherine Willoughby
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Cami and Mel were wrestlin' it up in the Jello.

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Without his blonde wig Gerry B is a happy man. Yeah? Yeah.

He's even happier now...

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William Spencer
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Just *DED*!

btw, Daniel is mad about being given a hard time about his effing martini...He says he liked them before he was Bond.
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Charles Turner
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Oh my god. You guys never, ever, EVER fail at making me laugh.<3
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Elizabeth Grey
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Dude I'm HAWT.

That is all
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Previously, on Sisterwives, Cam sechsed up Gerry, and Lanie and Brandy were fighting over

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and Lanie demanded more sechsy time. Will Brandy give in?

*****

Brandy wondered why all of the sudden Lanie was interested in her man. Though it wasn't hard to figure out. After all, Jeremy was a

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and though he looked polite on the surface, in bed, he liked to use all sorts of

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and his hands to make Brandy a big lump of

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in his hands.

Jeremy, secretly, was loving all the attention. He wondered if Lanie and Brandy might

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but was sorely disappointed when they compromised over a piece of pizza and a

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Lanie would get him on Mondays, and so would everyone else, but Brandy got him the rest of the time.

AND THAT BETTER BE OKAY WITH EVERYONE 'CAUSE IF ANYONE ELSE DECIDES TO TOUCH MY SEXBOMB THEY'LL GET THE WOLSEY STARE OF DOOM

Just then,

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wandered into the Sisterwives commune with an application for entry. He said he'd even do roleplaying and dress as

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should any of the Sisterwives be into that kind of thing.

WILL THE SISTERWIVES ACCEPT BATMAN INTO THE COMMUNE? TUNE IN NEXT TIME...
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Isabel Leigh
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Oh God, this is amazing. XD

Is that a huge velvet cape? Kinky. :P
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Catherine Willoughby
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WE NEED MOAR SUPERHEROES

y/y?
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On this episode of...

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SYNOPSIS: With the recent introduction of Christian Bale into the harem, the Sister Wives decide they must have a proper wedding ceremony.

It is a beautiful spring day. It is the day the Sister Wives, in front of all of FKAC, will pledge their love and devotion to one another and their men: Henry, Gerard, Joe, David, Jeremy, Daniel and Christian, the newest member of the Sister Wife family.

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What a beautiful setting! All of FKAC was there! It was going to be lovely!!!!

Lanie decided to be classic. Classic WTFery, that is, with

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Megan, not to be outdone, decided to go simple so everyone could see her panty line holy purity. Or something.

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And for her part, Cam wore

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because she's the sexy one, remember? I mean, better than her other get-up she was pondering, which is for the wedding nights night.

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Brandy, on the other hand, being a demure and good teacher, despite having her sex bomb Jeremy (we'll get to the men later), wore

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Wait, that's not demure and good, it's kind of ugly. Not as bad as Lanie's, though.

Mel, to complement her awesome style considering she loves handcuffs and tattoos and stuff, wore something a little interesting but not WTF like Lanie's...

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Wills, because she is totally awesome, just decided to go all Titanic on us. COMPLETELY. NEKKID. WITH AN AWESOME NECKLACE ON, A GIFT FROM DANIEL.

The men were all in varying degrees of dapperness. Except Gerry, who of course, being a Scotsman, wore a kilt and went commando -- IT'S CALLED GOING REGIMENTAL, BISHES.

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OH GOD DAVID PUT SOME CLOTHES ON THIS IS A WEDDING NOT A-- WELL YOU MATCH CAMI

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Joe apparently is also going for the matching Cam look.

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And of course Daniel, Jeremy and Christian will save the day looking dapper instead of stupid or naked...

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Though he looks demure and happy...

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Underneath, he has a surprise for Brandy, when he rips off his clothes at the altar to reveal...

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THAT'S RIGHT.

CHRISTIAN Y U NO BATMAN

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Because there was simply too much awesome because of the underwear, kilts, and tulle, there will be a Part 2 of this episode.

COMING SOON

WHO WILL DO THE WEDDING?
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Rose Radcliffe
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I must be a part of this.

That is all.
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B I O G R A P H Y , P L O T P A G E , T R A C K E R .

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William Spencer
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You must make an episode of the saga, complete with story and pictures on how and why you deserve to be included :D This was mine

I do believe it's just Lanie, Megan, Brandy, and me left :( with daniel craig, henry cavill, jeremy northam, gerard butler, and batman bale!
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