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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 18 2011, 11:45 PM (2,996 Views) | |
| Catherine Willoughby | Jan 18 2011, 11:45 PM Post #1 |
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Once upon a time there were a bunch of friends: Megan, Cam, Lanie, Brandy, and Mel. They decided because they were so awesome they needed to be ![]() Because just one man couldn't handle them, they needed five to be their husbands. So, instead of being Sister Wives, it was kind of like their own polygamist camp, where they stole all the hot men they wanted... like luring Henry Cavill with World of Warcraft subscriptions and Sir Billy's PB Joe Mssdfkndsfljdshfkjdsfs They decided to take their men amongst the hot hotties of FKAC because, hey, we have lots of hot men. Let's face it. They have abs, they're hot, they can sing, or dance, or whatever, or just sit there and be pretty. These men surely could handle the Sister Wives. Anyway, because Megan started it, she lured ![]() with ![]() and lots of ![]() because in an interview he says he loves to cuddle. Isn't that cute?!?!?! Lanie lured (because Megan took HC D: FOREVAR ) ![]() dressing like a whore in short shorts because he likes hot young thangs to smex, yo. Because we all know Gerry and Pedobear are BFFs and Lanie looks like she's 12. Okay, 16. (He was sorely disappointed when he found out Lanie was 25 but he's 41, so, it's okay, she's still young to him.) ![]() Mel, of course, is not outdone. She gets her man (this guy: ![]() Hot.) with her bad-assery. Like hat tricks. But cooler, because Mel is cool, so she just acts all cool, and totally uses ![]() and drags him to the hippie commune of horny sister wives. She even dressed like ![]() Brandy needs her guy so she decides to act her usual cute Brandy self with ![]() and her awesome hand movements that can surely enrapture any man wondering WTF she's doing. But ![]() IS NO MATCH FOR TEH BRANDAAAAYY. He is taken in by her awesomeness and comes with her to the SisterWife commune to forever be lurved by Brandy and the other awesome FKAC chicks. She pondered luring him into a vat of ![]() but that didn't work D: it was very impractical. Cami because she's a hot politician girl needs her man, doesn't she? BUT WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SHARE, YOU MAY ASK? WHO CARES. SHE HAS TO. WE'RE SISTER WIVES, THAT'S WHAT WE DO. WE LOVE EACH OTHER SO WE SHARE OUR HOT MEN. IF THAT'S OKAY-- alright, I'm rambling, let's talk about Cam's man. Because she doesn't wear pant suits because they SUCK AND ARE UGLY she goes all out wearin' ![]() to get ![]() back to the hippie SisterWife sex commune. It wasn't easy. She needed lots of ![]() and ![]() (Cam is NOT a prostitute, GAWD, she's kidnapping him, DON'T THINK THAT WAY ABOUT DUCHESS BUCKS!!!!) with promises of much loving in the future. YES. THAT KIND OF LOVING. IF YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR SISTERWIFEY HAREM CLUB YOU CAN. WE JUST NEED TO SET YOU IN OUR SCHEDULE OF WHO GETS WHO WHEN. THE END. [size0]omg I had too much fun I LOVE YOU GUYS <3 |
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| Isabel Leigh | Jan 19 2011, 08:50 AM Post #2 |
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Virtue alone is invincible.
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| Catherine Willoughby | Jan 19 2011, 11:09 AM Post #3 |
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You got the right Cam! I was discussing this with Cam last night and we were like, "MEGAN IS GONNA DIE." Did you? DID YOU? |
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| John Dudley | Jan 19 2011, 11:14 AM Post #4 |
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I did indeed. At work. In front of everyone. First thing in the morning. Wasn't as awkward as I expected. XD |
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| Catherine Willoughby | Jan 19 2011, 01:58 PM Post #5 |
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Because the girls spent the morning arguing about who got to smex who ( Like flying ![]() because we are JUST THAT MOTHER EFFING BAD ASS LIKE WE'RE ON A BOAT BUT WE'RE NOT CUZ WE'RE ON A MOTHER EFFING PLANE That is, on a jet, not ![]() And there are no ![]() Lanie decided because ![]() has a pilot's license (he sang Music of the Night to get it because the instructor was taken in by the Scottish vacuum of charm and hey who doesn't want a pilot in a leather jacket?) he had to fly it. This didn't sit well with the other guys who were like, "WTF? Why can't WE fly the plane?" They decided to sabotage the plan because they were jealous and we all know jealousy is VERY BAD AND NOT A PART OF THE PILLARS OF MORALITY. IT MAKES YOU A BAD PERSON. They decided instead of snakes they would surreptitiously plant ![]() Yes. Kittens. The enemy of Scotsmen everywhere. D: They managed to do it by punching the shit out of the guards at THE EFFIN AIR FORCE BASE BECAUSE THEY'RE BAD ASS MOTHER EFFERS I MEAN LOOK AT THOSE ABS ![]() THAT MAN WOULD NOT BE AFRAID OF MAN EATING KITTENS. OR AIR FORCE GUARD DUDES BECAUSE THE ABS WOULD CRUSH. THEM. like this song ![]() Anyway, that's why they hate each other. MASKS ARE STUPID. ALSO, GOD, WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE SUCH A SISSY? JOE IS A MAN. A MAN WHO EFFING LOVES KITTENS. They hit up the base ![]() with their basket of man eating kittens and when the Sister Wives were about to get in the plane, they distracted them with promises of lots of sechs later which of course made the girls very happy because, hey, that's why they have their husbands. TO TEND TO THEIR NEEDS. With the kittens in place, David, Joe, Henry and Jeremy were like LULZZZZZ THIS IS AWESOME WE CAN HAVE HIM DIE SO WE HAVE THE GIRLS THE EFFING SCOTTISH BASTARD What they didn't expect was his reaction when he saw the ARMY OF MAN EATING KITTENS squeak and climb all over Gerard was like ![]() and jumped out of the plane screaming about kittens going to eat him. Brandy, being mother effing bad ass with a photographic memory, decided to save the day with Mel helping. Megan and Lanie were like EFF THIS, at least before we die, we get kittens. Mel and Brandy saved the day by flying the plane. Well, crashing it. When they got out of the wreckage ![]() it was just a disaster. Debris. Fire. Kittens. EVERYWHERE. But all the kittens were safe because Megan and Lanie hid them in their shirts to protect them from impact. And that is how the Sister Wives got arrested. Not for polygamy, but for stealing a fighter jet and crashing it. The men have to get them out of HIGH SECURITY PRISON NOW ![]() GB also will never get sexed ever again for this incident. If they can ever find him. We don't want to be here D: |
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| Thomas Howard | Jan 19 2011, 02:23 PM Post #6 |
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![]() "SORRY, I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS. ASK THE GUY BELOW." ![]() "PAH! YOU CHOSE JEREMY INSTEAD OF ME. ASK HIM FOR HELP, GAWD." ![]() "SORRY BRANDY, I AM HAVING TOO MUCH FUN AT THIS MEGA AWESOME MILITARY SHINDIG. PS. DON'T TELL NO ONE I'M TOTALLY DRESSING UP. THEY THINK I'M AN EFFING GENERAL! HILARIOUS! AND THE PUNCH GIVES A PUNCH LIKE JOE'S ABS." Will no one help the Sister Wives? |
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| Elizabeth Spencer | Jan 19 2011, 03:59 PM Post #7 |
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See I would[I/] join your harem, but I'm quite certain that would be illegal. |
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| Elizabeth Grey | Jan 19 2011, 07:57 PM Post #8 |
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I love all my sisterwives. THAT IS ALL. Peace out, Sisterwife #2 <3 |
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| Ralph Leigh II | Jan 20 2011, 04:09 AM Post #9 |
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There is no other group of people that I would rather share my time in a maximum security prison with than my Sisterwives. REPRESENT! Sisterwife #5 and somehow RP wife of Cami. P.S. JOE YOU BETTER BE SEWING AN EFFING HAND MADE PRISON WARDEN UNIFORM TO COME BUST MY ASS OUT SO I CAN RESCUE MY OTHER SISTERWIVES WITH NOTHING MORE THAN CHEWING GUM, A PAPER CLIP AND A RUBBER BAND. BECAUSE I'M MCGUIVER YO. |
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| Isabel Leigh | Jan 20 2011, 07:58 AM Post #10 |
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Doesn't HC have military brothers that can blow the place up and repel in to get us? Gosh, our in-laws SUCK. *Sulks* Wife #3 and RP husband of Lanie |
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| Elizabeth Grey | Jan 21 2011, 01:34 AM Post #11 |
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Lanie and I gotz political connections to keep us out of jail. Cause that's how we roll. |
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| Thomas More | Jan 21 2011, 04:50 AM Post #12 |
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Since we cannot use our feminine wiles to get us out of jail, Jeremy had better get up off his polite English ass and help to save us all. Brandy The oldest Sisterwife.
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| William Spencer | Jan 21 2011, 08:53 AM Post #13 |
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WillS, being truly distressed at the ineptitude of the current harem of husbands and wanting her friends back, sends in her manwhore-husband-slave Daniel Craig. Who is bad-ass and will then smex them up at ONE TIME or ONE AT A TIME, because he can handle it bishes. So off he went with ![]() and ![]() and he kicked much ass (or face) ![]() and ran with his badass biceps and unnatural endurance ![]() when he got to the top, he stopped to smoke a joint And then why not a drink and to clean his gun ![]() Why not a shower? ![]() But he was quick to pick his gun back up, nice and clean and ready to save womenz ![]() And he waged war on the prison, getting all bloodied up in the process ![]() And tortured... ![]() by the time it was all said and done, he was ready for a posh night out and a bevvie! ![]() Then he was ready for much smexing... (Minute 2:20 >.> and yes there is butt and smexing) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlDXoAVar48&has_verified=1 The questions remains, did he break the sister wives out of jail? |
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| William Parr | Jan 21 2011, 09:41 AM Post #14 |
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Only if one of us...or all of us, just not together...get to smex him in thanks.
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| William Spencer | Jan 21 2011, 10:14 AM Post #15 |
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Haa haa haa, of course he's very amenable to one at a time!![]() I will share Why?.....Because.....![]() DC ish a horny guy |
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