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| George Boleyn is too sexy! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 22 2010, 03:16 PM (272 Views) | |
| Catherine Willoughby | Nov 22 2010, 03:16 PM Post #1 |
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I wrote this. XD [align=center] ![]() I'm too sexy for this court, too sexy for this court I don't have venereal warts (honest!) I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for England, too sexy for England Italy and Holland (except maybe not Italy) And I'm too sexy for this dance, too sexy for this dance I want a bad romance I'm a courtier, you know what I mean And I flirt with every girl in the room I flirt with every girl in the room Yeah, in the room, in the room I flirt with every girl in the room I'm too sexy for my wife, too sexy for my wife Wanna kill her with a knife And I'm too sexy for the Pope, too sexy for the Pope Gonna get hung with a rope, it's gonna make me mope I'm a courtier, you know what I mean And I sex up every girl in the room Yeah, in the room, in the room I sex up every girl in the room (except Catherine and Isabel) I'm too sexy for my Too sexy for my Too sexy for my I'm too sexy to handle, too sexy to handle What a scandal I'm too sexy for this court, too sexy for this court Might as well be an escort And I'm too sexy for this song[/align] |
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[align=center]"I must shape my own coat according to my cloth, but it will not be after the fashion of this world but fit for me." Catherine is in 2 threads. [/align] | |
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| Giovanna Borgia | Nov 22 2010, 04:34 PM Post #2 |
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LMFAO! |
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| Isabel Leigh | Nov 23 2010, 04:30 PM Post #3 |
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Virtue alone is invincible.
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If I were to offer to sing this in my next song parody video, would you all support me? XD |
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[align=center]Mistress Leigh Isabel is in 8 threads and can has more! App | Plot[/align] | |
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| Thomas Howard | Nov 23 2010, 06:01 PM Post #4 |
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Depends on what you mean by support. |
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| Isabel Leigh | Nov 23 2010, 06:04 PM Post #5 |
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I should have said would you all be cool with that? Lanie specifically because I don't want to SUCK. |
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[align=center]Mistress Leigh Isabel is in 8 threads and can has more! App | Plot[/align] | |
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| William Parr | Nov 23 2010, 06:15 PM Post #6 |
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I don't care! XD |
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| Thomas Howard | Nov 23 2010, 06:17 PM Post #7 |
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eMgan, sweetie, you never suck! XD |
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| Charles Turner | Nov 23 2010, 07:14 PM Post #8 |
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That was brilliant. I loled for real, and my sister gave me a rather strange look. So yes. Brilliant. xD |
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