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George Boleyn is too sexy!
Topic Started: Nov 22 2010, 03:16 PM (272 Views)
Catherine Willoughby
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vérité sans peur
I wrote this. XD

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I'm too sexy for this court, too sexy for this court
I don't have venereal warts (honest!)
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for England, too sexy for England
Italy and Holland (except maybe not Italy)
And I'm too sexy for this dance, too sexy for this dance
I want a bad romance

I'm a courtier, you know what I mean
And I flirt with every girl in the room
I flirt with every girl in the room
Yeah, in the room, in the room
I flirt with every girl in the room

I'm too sexy for my wife, too sexy for my wife
Wanna kill her with a knife
And I'm too sexy for the Pope, too sexy for the Pope
Gonna get hung with a rope, it's gonna make me mope

I'm a courtier, you know what I mean
And I sex up every girl in the room
Yeah, in the room, in the room
I sex up every girl in the room (except Catherine and Isabel)

I'm too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my

I'm too sexy to handle, too sexy to handle
What a scandal
I'm too sexy for this court, too sexy for this court
Might as well be an escort

And I'm too sexy for this song[/align]
[align=center]"I must shape my own coat according to my cloth, but it will not be after the fashion of this world but fit for me."

Catherine is in 2 threads.
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Giovanna Borgia
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LMFAO!
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Isabel Leigh
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Virtue alone is invincible.
If I were to offer to sing this in my next song parody video, would you all support me? XD
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Isabel is in 8 threads and can has more!
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Thomas Howard
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Depends on what you mean by support.
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Isabel Leigh
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Virtue alone is invincible.
Like a bra

I should have said would you all be cool with that? Lanie specifically because I don't want to SUCK.
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Isabel is in 8 threads and can has more!
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William Parr
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I don't care! XD
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Thomas Howard
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eMgan, sweetie, you never suck! XD
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Charles Turner
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That was brilliant. I loled for real, and my sister gave me a rather strange look. So yes. Brilliant. xD
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