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| The Advent of Chuck Norfolk | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 28 2010, 05:23 PM (247 Views) | |
| Renna Mochrie | Sep 28 2010, 05:23 PM Post #1 |
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I discovered today that if you replace the words "Chuck Norris" in a Chuck Norris joke with "Norfolk"....THEY STILL APPLY. Have at it! 1. Norfolk does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norfolk. 2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Norfolk pajamas. 3. Norfolk will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. (or he simply doesn't have a heart. )4. Norfolk can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 5. A cobra bit Norfolk on the heel. After four days of intense suffering, the cobra died. 6. Norfolk doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. 7. Norfolk's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. 9. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Norfolk. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long. |
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| Jane Popincourt | Sep 28 2010, 05:53 PM Post #2 |
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[align=center] This is amazing. HAHAHAHAHA. [/align] |
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| Caterina Sforza | Sep 28 2010, 07:55 PM Post #3 |
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*falls off chair and dies from laughter* |
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| Andrew Dudley | Sep 28 2010, 11:37 PM Post #4 |
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Lol! Renna I love it! |
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| Isabel Leigh | Sep 29 2010, 06:55 AM Post #5 |
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Virtue alone is invincible.
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I have one to add! "Norfolk does not sleep... He waits." |
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| Thomas Howard | Sep 29 2010, 12:08 PM Post #6 |
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I have no words. Only Norfolk
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| Jane Popincourt | Sep 29 2010, 02:36 PM Post #7 |
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[align=center] "Death once had a near-Norfolk experience." "Norfolk is Darth Vader's father" [/align] |
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| Adrienne de Marque | Oct 7 2010, 05:39 PM Post #8 |
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Norfolk's nutsack. |
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