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| Coengar2 | Apr 8 2013, 07:39 PM Post #1 |
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PART ONE Chaosbringer.Trickster. These and many other names the blond haired man sitting at the computer terminal has been called over the course of his long life. Yet,he prefers one name,his real name... Loki Some had called him the god of lies and dieceit,the maker of monsters and a force of evil. But Loki did not see himself as evil or as a bringer of chaos,he was a bringer of change. He brought change to both Asgard and Midgard to help keep things lively and interesting instead of letting it all go stale and boring. True,he had been accussed of many nasty things,but they were all mostly simple misunderstandings really. Ok,there was that one time with Baldur and the mistletoe dart. Loki just wanted to show the cocky bastard that he was not as invulnerable as he liked to think he was.Sure,he did die but he got better. Or at least Loki thought that he got better but now that he thought about it,he couldn't recall seeing the insufferable git around Asgard lately. Oops... My bad But this time things were going to be different. There was a great calamity coming that was going to affect Midgard in twenty years and Odin Allfather had given Loki a shot at redemption,a second chance if you will. While the gods were forbidden from helping the mortals of Midgard directly they could lend assistance in one form or another. Aries was preparing his soldiers across Midgard to be able to stand up and fight the calamity. Zeus, it seemed was determined to beget another age of heroes,one woman at a time apparently. Frankly, Loki just figured that Zeus was using the whole calamity thing as an excuse to fool around behind his wife's back. The other pantheons were in the process of readying champions and heroes to come to the defense of Midgard. And Loki was put in charge of Asgard's contribution to the cause. Loki scratched his chin while he browsed over his computer screen. He wanted Asgard to have a champion too,but not some goody goody wuss type and certainly not some belligerent blowhard like that dunderhead Thor. He wanted Asgard's champion to be skilled and powerful and yet still hard to predict and able to adapt to any situation. Loki thought about it for a moment before suddenly breaking out in a huge smile. Of course, his favorite source of mortal entertainment would be perfect.True he was still young but Loki could not deny that he was powerful and skilled,especially after the report he had read concerning a fight at Phoenix Mountain the results of which were felt in Asgard. He types a few hurried words on his keyboard and brought up the file of his chosen champion. Ranma Saotome. A virtual paragon of chaos who would only grow more powerful in the twenty years leading up to the calamity. But Loki knew that no matter how skilled Ranma was,he couldn't do it alone,he needed some allies. No,he needed a team of allies. United as one with an unbreakable bond to hold them together strong in the face of the dangers to come. Loki grinned as he began typing away,he knew just what to do. Which would help explain the current situation that Ranma found himself in. Currently he was standing in the middle of the Tendo's backyard. To the left of him was a group of girls. There was of course Akane,looking rather upset,Shampoo was there also not looking to happy and neither was Ukyo or Kodachi. Also looking unhappy or at least mildly upset were Nabiki and Kasumi. Next to the Tendo sisters stood a tall,slender girl with waist length black hair,wearing a kendo style hakama and holding a katana.Beside her stood another girl with long black hair with strange blue marks on her forehead and below her eyes,in her hands was a hammer which while not as large as the mallet Akane was currently fingering was still pretty solid looking. As if that wasn't enough to worry Ranma,all nine of the sailor senshi stood,in full fuku armor,with the other girls all of whom were giving Ranma some pretty hard looks. And to Ranma's right stood yet another set of girls. These ones seemed younger,perhaps only fifteen but they sure looked really familiar. There was one with flowing dark purple hair wearing Amazon silks,another in an okonomiyaki sellers outfit. There was a samurai looking girl with a katana and a girl with those same weird blue markings on her face.Finally there were nine girls in stylized bodysuits that looked a lot like the senshi.One of the girls looked gto Sailor Moon like a teenage version of her daughter Usa.There were several other girls standing there too but they at least seemed nonthreatening. Unlike the first group,this group of girls seemed to flicker at times seeming to appear less solid and more ghost like at times. "Alright Saotome,"Nabiki spoke up while Kasumi caught Akane's hand before she could bring her mallet to bear "What the hell is going on?" Ranma looked back and forth at both groups a couple of times before he turned to face Nabiki "I have no idea." "Right,like a bunch of strange girls just show up here unannounced." Akane snapped. "It's happen before." Ranma replied. "He does have a point." Nabiki reluctantly agreed. Sailor Pluto looked the second group of girls over.While she did not know some of them,the ones in the senshi style bodysuits looked damn familiar and the one did look a lot like an older small lady. Finally,the girl in the bodysuit who's coloring matched her own fuku's colors stepped forward. Pluto's eyes widened apon seeing the girl holding a very familiar staff. "You figure it out yet Mother?" the green haired girl smirked. "Mother?" the other senshi called out. Pluto looked at the girl "If i'm your mother,who is your father?" The girl smiled as she pointed to Ranma who stood there looking bewildered. "You two timing pervert!"Akane yelled preparing to swing for the fence only to be stopped by a dogpile of Shampoo,Ukyo,Kodachi and Kasumi. Pluto looked over the other girls "Your mothers?" The girls pointed over at the first group of girls who stared back like deer in car headlights. "Your father?" They then all pointed at Ranma who had by this time was frozen solid. Pluto palmed her head in her hands "I so hate myself." she moaned. "Alright,you girls,"pointing to the flickering girls "Stay here for a moment. The rest of you girls come with me." She led the girls into the dojo followed by a cackling Cologne who hopped in behind them dragging Ranma in with her. "Come on Son in law,i can't wait to hear this one." The other adults,the Saotomes and Soun Tendo,just stood on the porch trying to make sense of it all. Although a strange giddy sensation was beginning to form in Nodoka as she began to hope that her greatest wish was being granted. "Ok,"Nabiki said turning to face Sailor Pluto "What's going on? Who are those girls out there and just why are all of you here anyway." "First off,we are here because my future self told me to be here and to bring all the senshi." Pluto stated. "You talk to yourself?" Ukyo demanded. "No.i do not talk to myself."Pluto retorted "A version of me comes from the future and gives me advice or warnings about important things to come. Granted,she can be rather vague at times." "You do talk to yourself." Ukyo snorted. Before Pluto could respond,the girl with the blue markings on her face spoke up "My father said that i should be here." "And i am here to investigate an agreement between my family and the Saotome family." the katana weilding girl stated. "More fiancees Ranma?" Kasumi asked. "Kami,i sure hope not." Ranma whimpered. "Anyway,to get back on track,"Pluto sternly said "It seems as if those girls outside are our daughters,our future daughters to be exact." "I wonder who the father is."Sailor Venus said dreamily. Pluto pointed towards Ranma "Apparently he is.Of all the girls." "Very impressive Son in law,"Cologne quipped with a grin "Your mother will be so proud." Ranma groaned and hung his head. "If they are our daughters from the future,why are they flickering and fading in and out like they are?" Kasumi asked. "Because they are in a state of temporal flux.They haven't been conceived yet,so right now they are more like possible future daughters than sure things." Nabiki grinned "Well, you may be hot to look at Saotome but there is no way i'm going to sleep with you.I like men with some brains in thier head." "You cheating pervert!"Akane growled "You even think about touching Kasumi and i'll cut off your.." Akane's threat was interrupted by Shampoo yelling "You only make daughter with Shampoo.She you wife not these other girls." 'If Ranchan is going to get anyone pregnant,it's gonna be me!" hollered Ukyo brandishing her combat spatula. "As if any of you peasants are worthy to carry Ranmasama's seed.Only i am of noble birth and worthy to do so." While all the girls started yelling out threats,denials or protests Ranma could only sigh. "When could i ever had slept with any of them,let alone all of them? I don't even know most of them." "A good question." Cologne thought just before her attention was diverted by Mousse leaping in through the dojo door,a large bag in his hand. "Now that my Shampoo is out on the lawn and away from you you vile fiend i shall make sure that you will be too busy to bother her again." Mousse yelled as he opened the bag and flung it's contents into the air. "Stupid Mousse,Shampoo in here too." called out a voice in broken japanese. "Oops" was all Mousse was able to say before Cologne was apon him. "That stupid fool,"was all the amazon elder could say as she recognized the golden glitter that flowed from the bag and began to fill the air in the dojo. With great speed she jumped at Mousse and using her staff like a hockey stick,slapped shot the blind boy back out the door he had entered by. Jumping right out behind him,Cologne managed to slam the door shut before the dust could make its way outside. "Well,that answers that question."The Elder mused as she leaned back against the door,listening to the sounds coming from within the dojo. (A.N.: No this story is not replacing Called to Serve.It just helps me lighten my mind when i get too deep into that story's atmosphere. This one is more light hearted and humorous.) Edited by Coengar2, Apr 8 2013, 07:52 PM.
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| Dumbledork | Apr 9 2013, 02:47 AM Post #2 |
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Heh. Lust dust. Guess Ranma will be very busy the next few hours. |
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| Wharpt | Apr 11 2013, 09:05 PM Post #3 |
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I wonder who's on first?
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| Coengar2 | Apr 11 2013, 09:28 PM Post #4 |
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PART TWO Loki sat watching the action in the dojo as it happened on his computer screen. All in all he had to admit,he was quite happy with the results. "Heya Lok,"a voice said coming up behind the grinning god. Loki turned to look. "Oh Hey Thor." replied Loki turning back to the action. "Watcha up to?" Thor inquired as he looked over Loki's sholder. What he saw made the thunder god blush. "Just getting Asgard's contribution to the defense of Midgard ready." "Oh Cool,"Thor said as he regained his composure,never taking his eyes off of the screen. "That's a lot of girls going at it in there." "Yeah,i set up this mortal martial artist i've been watching,named Ranma Saotome.Gonna be an up and coming power player in the martial arts biz. Well,i'm going to have him as the leader of the Asgard defenders but i figured that he should have a good team of partners by his side." "Good idea." Thor nodded "But why all the girls?" "Well,i wanted them to be a close group of heroes and you don't get much closer than say a husband and wife or in this case wives. And besides,for the most part all of the girls will be able to help him fight the calamity in one way or another. I mean,look who i got." Loki brought up a list of the girls currently in on the dojo action. "Wow,you got some serious magicical fire power there and i can see a few good close combat fighters in there.Don't know what those three are gonna be good for though. Hey,you got Skuld in there?" "It's ok,"Loki waved Thor's concerns off "The Allfather said it was ok." "Well,if he said it's ok." Thor scratched his beard "You know,what you really need is some serious firepower,i mean like big guns,grade A bang bang." "Not a bad idea there Thor,let's see,who can we add?" Loki scrolled through a sidebar for a moment "Aha! Just what we need." In Atlanta Georgia,a certain trigger happy werecheetah was just walking out of the shower.As she wrapped a towel around her considerable charms she was grumbling about her lack of hot nookie lately. Suddenly there was a flash of light and after she blinked her eyes to clear them from the light she saw that she was in a large room she had never seen before with a large number of naked girls having wild sex with each other. As she stood there,taking deep breaths to calm her nerves,a black haired young man suddenly popped up from a pile of girl flesh and gasped for air. Brianna Diggers took one look into the bluest eyes she had ever seen when suddenly she threw her towel to the side and with a yell of excitement,leapt into the group of naked girls. Out in the back yard,the Saotomes,Soun Tendo and Elder Cologne noticed a new girl suddenly pop into existance. The girl was tall,over 6 feet,with a generous figure on a muscular body.She wore a red tank top and a black pair of bicycle shorts.Her blond hair was cut short except for the bangs hanging in her eyes and the midback length braided pigtail. She looked around with deep blue eyes and smiled at the rest of the girls standing in the back yard with her. "Good choice Lok." Thor slapped his brother on the back almost launching him out of his chair. Loki regained his seat "Yeah,but we need something more." Loki got an evil grin on his face "Oh yeah, i know just who to send in next.that'll pay her back for that time in Norway with all that spiced mead. Leave me naked in the middle of a glacier will she?" Loki began typing away. Meanwhile back at the dojo.. "Hey squirt,i got a message that said you needed some.......help?" Urd shook her white hair as her eyes widened at the sight of her kid sister not only naked but currently riding a naked guy like a rodeo cowgirl. As the bewildered goddess watched her sister and the guy cry out in excstasy at the same time,she didn't notice her flowing robe fade away leaving her naked,all she was thinking about was "Damn,i need to get me some of that too." Then she floated her way towards where the action was. In the backyard another girl popped into being. This one had long white hair and blue markings on her face,on her forehead and under her blue eyes.She wore a red flowing robe with black trim that showed a fair amount of cleavage. She smiled as a black haired girl with similiar facial markings suddenly stopped flickering and became more solid looking. "Yes!" the now solid girl yelled as she pumped her fist in the air. Both Loki and Thor were laughing hysterically as they watched Urd latch on the nearest naked partner she could get her hands on. "Man,"Loki thought,we should be recording this,i bet i could make a killing off of this." Suddenly a shiver ran down his spine sending a rather big chill down his spine. Looking over he saw that Thor felt it too. "Forgive me if i'm wrong," said a honeyed voice from close behind them "But did you two idiots just put my daughter into the middle of an orgy?" Loki slowly looked back. Yep,it was just as bad as he had feared. White hair,killer body,barely there clothing,lavender eyes and a red seven pointed star on her forehead. "Umm,Hi there Hild.Funny meeting you here." Loki stammered. "Well,HE had just mentioned to me that you were in charge of Asgard's response to the calamity and of course knowing you,i just had to come see what you had planned." Hiild gave the two shivering gods a sly leer "So,just what are you planning,for that?" Hild waved a hand towards the computer screen. Loki quickly explained the situation to the Grand Demoness ruler of Niflheim who simply nodded as she continued to watch the computer screen. "So let me get this straight,"Hild began "Your great plan is to make that mortal,this Ranma Saotome,the main hero of Asgard's response force and you are having him have sex with all those girls to bind them all in a marriage arrangement and you saw fit to include my daughter in this." "Well,"Loki stammered,Hild was not someone you wanted to have mad at you "There is another thing going on too." "And that is...?" Hild slyly asked. "The girls all get pregnant and in twenty years will give Asgard double the number of heroes to help out with the calamity." Hild blinked "Pregnant. That mortal is going to get all those women pregnant?Today?" Hild whistled "the boy must have some incubus blood in him. So my little Urd is going to be a wife and a mother? About time she settle down and give me a grandbaby." "Ok Boys,i approve of this little plan of yours. In fact i approve so much that i think Neflheim needs to contribute to it." "Ok Hild,What have you got in mind?" "Oh not much,i just thought that perhaps i need to add a respresentative of my own to this happy family that you're making. Sure i may lose a field agent but i must admit that her latest performances have been disappointing as have her results. She can consider this her retirement. A gift to her from me." With that Hild snapped her fingers. Which is how Mara,Class one Demoness found herself suddenly naked in the middle of an orgy with a sudden urge to join in and how a blond teenager with red markings on her face and wearing a red leather tube top and black miniskirt appeared in the backyard just as a tall girl with long brown hair became solid as lightning arced around her for a moment. "Look,there's another one Saotome." Soun pointed out as the new girl appeared. "Just what is that boy doing in there?" Genma growled as he began to stomp his way towards the dojo,only to be stopped by a whack to the head from Cologne's staff. "Do not go in there you fool. the Elder warned harshly "Unless you want to father more children of your own." "What do you mean Elder?" Nodoka asked. "When the girls and Ranma went into the dojo that blind idiot,"Pointing at a still out cold Mousse,"filled the room with lust dust making everyone in the room give in to thier sexual desires." "Wait,"Genma raised a hand "You mean that my son is in the dojo having sex with a bunch of women?" "WAAAAHHHH!!!" Nodoka cried as she whipped out her victory fans "MY SON IS SO MANLY!!" "Genma!" Soun cried "How can you let your son have sex with those women and cheat on my Akane?" "Actually Soun Tendo," the Amazon Elder pointed out "Akane is in the dojo.As is her two sisters." "WAAAAHHH!" cried Soun Tendo "Genma,how could you let your son steal my daughters innocence?" Genma pointed over at the girls standing in the back yard "And just who are they?" The question caught Nodoka's attention and she wandered over to hear the answer. "Well,according to the green haired woman,Pluto i believe is her name,those.." Cologne pointed at the girls "Are the children of Ranma and the girls in the dojo with him." Nodoka's eyes got wide as did the smile on her face as she listened "But why are some of them flickering while others seem to be solid?" "It seems that the ones that flicker are daughters not yet conceived,they are future children." Cologne answered "I believe that those who are solid are being conceived even as we speak." "So not only is Ranma having sex with all those women,he's making grandbabies with them too?" Cologne nodded. "YATTA!!!" Nodoka shouted as she began dancing around the yard "Go Nodoka! Go Nodoka! It's your birthday! My son is truly a man among men." The Saotome matriarch turned and began to run towards the dojo "I have to see this!" Quickly,Cologne caught up and stopped the overjoyed woman just outside the dojo door "No Nodoka,you cant not go in there." "Why not?" Nodoka pouted. "Because the dust that Mousse used is still active,if you go in there now you would only join in and have sex with your son and probably bring another young girl into existance." Nodoka was into many things but incest was not one of them,at least not that she would openly admit to anyway "Well,can i just take a peek through the window?" Cologne thought for a moment "That should be fine.As long as you do not enter until i say so." With Nodoka's nodding acceptance the two women made thier way to a window and slowly peeked in. "Impressive." Cologne remarked as she watched the going ons inside. "Oh yeah,"Nodoka breathed huskily "You know, i never knew that Kasumi was so.....flexible. Oh i wish i had my camera for this.It's Ranma's first orgy." Fond memories floated through Nodoka's mind for a moment before she shook her head "We should got prepare some food and drinks,they're all going to be hungry and thirsty when they are done." The two women walked away,past Genma trying to calm a wailing Soun down. As they entered the house and made thier way to the kitchen Nodoka asked "I wonder how long they'll be at it anyway?" In the backyard,two more girls became solid as Kasumi's cries of release rang out from the dojo. SIX HOURS LATER "Surely they are done by now?" Nodoka asked. "Well it has been quiet for a little bit,i believe that the dust has run its course." Cologne headed for the dojo "I'll go check on them." "Be careful Cologne." Nodoka called out. The Elder laughed "Child,i am three hundred years old and trust me,i haven't had a working libido for at least two hundred years.I'll be fine." With that the Amazon Matriarch entered the dojo to find everyone streched out across the floor,naked and sweat covered. A blond with long twin ponytails and odango on her head and the long haired girl that Cologne recalled came with a katana were both leaning up against a naked Ranma. "Loki,i know that look. Don't do it!" Thor loudly said as he reached for his brother. "Oh don't be a wuss Loki,Do it!" Hild whispered in his ear. "Oh what chaos this could cause." Loki grinned as he reached over and hit a button on his computer. "Now if you are all finished,perhaps we can get things settled out and find out just what's going....on?" Cologne suddenly found herself surrounded by a cacoon of whiteish purple light while her whole body started to tingle. "Greatgrandmother?" Shampoo softly said from her position between Neptune's legs. "What's going on?" Akane wondered. Urd snorted "I think it's not over yet." As the light slowly faded the group could see Cologne standing there,but she wasn't the Cologne they remembered. Gone was the shrunken old mummy,in her place stood a tall Cologne with the firm body of a trained warrior with her long lavender hair flowing down her back past her firm shapely behind. Her nudity showed everyone that lavender was her natural hair color. Cologne's eyes were wide as she looked over the changes to her body,she hadn't looked this good for a very long time. Her ki still felt as strong as ever but all the little aches and pains brought about by age seemed to have vanished. "What happened to me?" she softly wondered. Pluto walked over to the stunned Amazon,unmindful of her own nudity. "I could sense the temporal magic as it washed over your body. I'd say that you are about twenty five now." Urd looked up with a smile "It seems that whatever brought this all about has decided to include you in it as well." Cologne stood speechless as her thoughts whirled through her head "But i am three hundred years old,i am an Amazon elder and the matriarch of the tribe and i.....hmmmm,i've never noticed just how attractive Ranma really is." Cologne began to walk towards Ranma with a slow sway to her hips,the other girls moving aside to let her through to him.Shampoo walked up to her greatgrandmother and whispered into her ear "It's ok Hibachan,you go to Airen,now he is your Airen too." With a nod and a soft smile,the Elder,now young again climbed into the pigtailed martial artist arms even as he began to rise to the moment. In the backyard, another amazon girl appeared,her waist lengthed red hair flowing in the breeze.Her red and black chinese style dress hugging her curves. Her blue eyes sparkled with gathering tears as her now solid sisters surrounded her and waited for her to join them. After twenty minutes,she did. Edited by Coengar2, Apr 11 2013, 09:36 PM.
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| GotGass | Apr 11 2013, 09:39 PM Post #5 |
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Hmm can ryoga show up and get hit with spring of drowned girl water? ;D after all this story is on the track of odd as hell and funny to boot. |
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| Wharpt | Apr 11 2013, 09:49 PM Post #6 |
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Too bad Keiichi Morisato is around. You could've gone for the Norn trifecta!
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| Jimbobob5536 | Apr 11 2013, 10:32 PM Post #7 |
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That's pretty ridiculous. In a fun way. |
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| Dumbledork | Apr 12 2013, 02:32 AM Post #8 |
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That's some stamina he has |
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