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Funniest Moments
Topic Started: May 11 2005, 03:32 PM (1,404 Views)
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Jun 15 2005, 08:24 PM
I loved the scene where Mark is in the helicopter and trying to talk to the flight attendant
Mark: "Hell Of A Life!"
Flight attendant: "What?"
Mark: "I Said, Hell of A Life!"
FA: "WHAT?"
Mark: "I wanna Have Sext With Your Wife!"
FA: *Gives Mark a thumbs up!*

:lmao: I don't remember that one but it's funny. :lmao:
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I think it's from S3 Fear of Flying but I'm not 100%

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Romano: "Ladies, If I wanted to see a good cat fight I'd watch The View"

I remember this one... Kerry was discussing with Deb

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Romano: "Surgery is like sex. Messy, fun and if done right can be quite satisfying"


I remember that one too... I thought it funny. Mark's one is funny too...
John: I want you to stop being so afraid. I want us to stop being so careful. I wanna marry you!
Abby: What?
John: I wanna marry you
Abby: Oh, you're proposing?
John: Yeah!
Abby: You're crazy!
John: Well then I'll fit right in!
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From ER Confidential...(I pasted mostly the hilarious Cordano interaction)

Corday and Romano

Romano: Your med student, the martini shaker, he camped out in my office and says that you refuse to put him on call.
Elizabeth: He has Parkinson's disease.
Romano: Yeeeaah. Hence the martini shaker reference. C'mon, Lizzie, work with me.

Romano: Lizzie! ... I heard rumors...
Elizabeth: All true, I'm afraid.
Romano (sighs): The one face I missed seeing in recovery.
Elizabeth: I'm so sorry, Robert.
Romano: What, about my arm...or about not being there?
Elizabeth: (pause) How are you healing?
Romano: It hurts [really bad]. (pause) You?

Romano: Uh, Lizzie, how much would you pay for my sperm?
Elizabeth: I beg your pardon?
Romano: Oh, was that sexual harrassment? Oh, oh my...No, I'm being recruited by the Marshall-Hillberg sperm bank; its donors include Olympic athletes and Nobel Prize winners. It's an elite gene pool.
Elizabeth: And they want you?
Romano: Yeah, it's a little embarrassing, actually. But it's for a good cause. I mean, who knows what the mother's side is going to bring to the party, but as for my side of the genetic divide, I can guarantee a significant advantage over the rest of the spermic competition. Can't have too many extra Romanos running around, spicing up the gene pool, can we?

Romano: Not a very good picture of you, though.
Elizabeth: Well, we can't all have your devastating good looks, now can we?

(Elizabeth is crying in the lounge) Romano: What's wrong, is Prince Harry in rehab again?

Nathan: Excuse me, I'm looking for Dr. Corday.
Romano: Yeah, aren't we all. You a bill collector or suitor?
Nathan: Med student.
Romano: You must be a slow learner.


Romano and Benton

Benton: I was wondering if you were still looking for an extra set of hands.
Romano: Would those be 'Benton' hands?


LOL @ the sperm one! :lol:
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The sperm one is really funny!!!

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i remember the sperm one! that was a really funny episode too!
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These are all just fab. I love Corday/Romano interaction. Some of her pegnancy scenes are the best... I think the ice-cream one if great. If I could remember the wording correctly I'd post it. Hmm, shall have to rack brain.
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My funniest ER moments are:
1. In "Beyond Repair", Carter listening to Susan's jaw make clicking sounds and then kissing her. (S8)
2. In "ER Confidental", Susan sticking the flower in the guy's ass and opening the curtain for all to see. (S1)
3. In "Blizzard", Mark and Susan putting Carter's leg in a cast and then watching him trip in the hall. (S1)
4. In "Fire in the Belly", Mark talks to Doug about his lack of sexual experince, then he sees them on the video tape. (S2)

More to come!
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i just thought of this one earlier (i think this isnt just in my mind, if it was, im sorry)

urbanus: is abby seeing anyone?
frank: just me, it is a casual sexual relationship but we are always looking for a third.
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Carter: Okay, this party is over
Lucy: Why? Was the music too loud?
Carter: No, the furniture was too on fire...
"I am your biggest failure. Live with that. Live with this."

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One of the Cordano moments during Lizzie's pregnancy. She had to pee really badly, and Romano kept suggesting she leave.
Lizzie: Shirley, crawl between my legs and insert a foley catheter
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What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
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DAmn! I had a funny moment but then I read all these and forgot mine! Pff
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I'm not sure if the poison ivy one has been mentioned - but the way it was shot it - Lizzie asking if it would spread, Peter tells her it depends on what she touched - and it pans to Mark SCRATCHING HIS CROTCH! :lmao:

Not to mention Lizzie thought "poison ivy" was something in Wisconsin! Well she's a surgeon, yes, but aww c'mon!

And this was kind of mean, to for Mark to play "Price is Right" with the defibrillators, but well, here goes:
Mark: So, Mr. Johnson’s is V-Tach.
Lydia: Paddles?
Mark: Why not.
Lydia: Charge?
Mark: You pick.
Lydia: 200?
Mark: 200 it is. Clear *shock* Next contestant. Do I hear 300?
Haleh: 300, sure.
Mark: 300 from the stunning woman in the floral scrubs. Clear *shock* I’ll see you 300, and raise you 360. Clear *shock*
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In "Choas Theory" - during the fortnight of quarantine...Carter and Pratt are playing soccer...and they're also playing the "or" game, about girls, and there's a scene where Pratt asks Carter if he'd rather lose both of his arms or his penis, and Carter doesn't know what to reply, to which Pratt says one could still do it without arms - but Carter shoots back that it would be pretty hard to attract girls without arms (poor Romano).

And then the ball crashes thru a window - boys will be boys.
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Mark: So, Mr. Johnson’s is V-Tach.
Lydia: Paddles?
Mark: Why not.
Lydia: Charge?
Mark: You pick.
Lydia: 200?
Mark: 200 it is. Clear *shock* Next contestant. Do I hear 300?
Haleh: 300, sure.
Mark: 300 from the stunning woman in the floral scrubs. Clear *shock* I’ll see you 300, and raise you 360. Clear *shock*


Which epi is that???

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