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| Topic Started: Dec 6 2009, 02:26 AM (286 Views) | |
| Lovie | Dec 6 2009, 02:26 AM Post #1 |
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You hear it all the time: Dates gone wrong, awful things your BF/GF said, something they've done that generally just wasn't cool. Sometimes being in a relationship is frustrating, sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's just downright awful. Post any disasters that you've had with your significant other. Comments on such stories are more than welcomed! *Please keep this clean and healthy people. If you were or are in a dangerous situation then this is not the place to discuss it. The right place to discuss those kind of things are with your parents, trusted adult or your local police. Edited by Kitty, Feb 8 2010, 09:20 PM.
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| Wolfie | Dec 6 2009, 07:36 AM Post #2 |
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My boyfriend and I went to see A Christmast Carol at the local plaza. We go on Tuesdays because Tuesdays and Wednesdays are cheapest. Anyway, he pays for my way in -and- for my food (though admittedly I was baffled as to why, I had my own money and had told him as much). I found out he had smuggled in root beer and candy. XD Anyway, I've got a bad habit of putting the straw (paper and all) in my mouth so I can carry my popcorn, drink, and Snocaps. So we're looking for a row to sit in, and I begin to talk and totally forget that I've got the straw in my mouth. Then we realize that the straw is stuck to my upper lip. I yank it off and it doesn't hurt, but as I've done this before I knew my lip would stop bleeding. So I went back to the counter to grab a napkin, covered my mouth with it, and walked back in. He asks me if I'm bleeding; I pull the napkin away and say no. Then I look at the napkin and yes, I was bleeding. XD We found some seats and sat down and didn't look at each other for a bit. I was messing with the napkin on my lip and trying to make it stop bleeding. Then we finally looked at each other and started laughing. It didn't hurt, so I told him it was okay to laugh because I really DO do that all the time. :lol: Then after that I spilled some of my popcorn. ;__; But it was a good night and an awesome movie. ^^ |
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| Miranda | Dec 6 2009, 11:08 AM Post #3 |
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Not a boyf story, but from a guy who was trying to get with me when I was single. XD First he said I had good childbearing hips; bad idea and so not a compliment. XD Then he finally asked me, and I said no, so he followed me around the bar asking me over and over. I eventually got sick of his inability to grasp the fact that I didn't want to go out with him, so I picked up his pint and poured it over his head. He finally got the message after that. XD |
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| Lovie | Dec 6 2009, 12:39 PM Post #4 |
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Omigosh Miranda! He actually said that?! That must have been awful irl, but it's pretty hillarious! Wolfie, I thought it was cute that you tried to hide the fact your lip was bleeding, lol. Got my own story, though it mostly paints a picture of how pathetic I am, lol. I'm a naturally skiddish and paranoid person. I am scared of a lot of things and my husband knows as much. Well he went to work one day and I started on my nap (he gets up early, too early for me). We lived in a bad neighboorhood at the time with many 'incidents' happening regurally. So I'm deep in sleep and I'm suddenly awoken with VERY loud banging...on our front door, and not just banging, but the person has inevitably gotten it unlocked and is trying to jar the chain lock thingy off (it wasn't a chain lock, it was the same concept though, this thing just swung onto a ball). I'm scared stiff. Someone is trying to get in my house! I call my MIL and she's prepping me to jump out my second story window. Finally I hear 'Lovie Bear, wake up!'........................Honey? As it turns out Hubby came home early without telling me so as to surprise me. I open the front door for him and collapse and start crying. Needless to say he no longer 'surprises me' comming home early with flowers and a movie (which he brought home expecting a romantic day). If he comes home early he knows to call first so I can let him in without thinking it's a burgular/muderer trying to get in. Edited by Kitty, Feb 8 2010, 09:20 PM.
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| Kitty | Dec 6 2009, 01:52 PM Post #5 |
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That is so embarassing, Lovie! I do that all of the time. I know once, even though I knew Jason was in the house, I was walking around the corner between our kitchen and the office and he just sort of surprised me there, so I ended up screaming. Well, the story I'm most reminded actually was when my boyfriend first met my mother. We all went out grocery shopping and I forget what we were talking about, but for some reason he said "I kept her up all night". Of course my mother jumped to the conclusion that he meant sex and I freaked out and punched him in the stomach. Afterwards it turned out that he was just being really innocent and was referring to the fact that he had elbowed me in the head twice the night before, leading to me wanting to sleep in his big comfy chair and me crying about it. Poor him. |
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| Lovie | Dec 6 2009, 04:25 PM Post #6 |
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Lol! That must have been very awkward for you Kitty! Omigosh I do that too! Hubby's too quiet for his own good, always sneaking up on me! I scream or jump a mile high, lol. Darn him! Something that Hubby tends to do that drives me insane is that he tells stories I'd rather keep to myself. You know the ones, that cat pukes on something or other gross things you don't mention in public. Well he loves telling stories like that so I often have to step on his foot. He just doesn't think before he speaks. Someone mentions a cat and he's got to tell them about his last vomit-adventure. :crazy: *off topic* I'd been waiting to use that smilie since forever! Edited by Kitty, Feb 8 2010, 09:21 PM.
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| Sarika | Dec 6 2009, 04:38 PM Post #7 |
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A few days after I broke it off with my ex he drove 5 hours on his bike (a mountain bike) to see me at college. It freaked me out but after 15 minutes on the phone asking him to leave I finally went down to see him. After a quikc hug I said goodbye. He then bombarded me with texts. I ignored them. Then he sent me one "I've been hit by a car, please help". Obviously he lied. A few minutes later he texted to tell me he was sorry and that we should get dinner. I said no and ignored the rest of his texts and phone calls. But they kept coming. I was getting really worried that he would try to get into my dorm and into my room. I ended up calling security and giving a description! I'm so glad he's my ex now! |
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| Lovie | Dec 6 2009, 04:56 PM Post #8 |
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Omigosh! Thank goodness he's an ex indeed! How awful that must have been!
Edited by Kitty, Feb 8 2010, 09:21 PM.
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| Miranda | Dec 6 2009, 05:33 PM Post #9 |
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I remember an ex of mine waiting for me outside school to beg me to get back with him. I told him that unless he left me alone, I'd beat the crap out of him in front of all his mates. He left me alone. I was such a tomboy while at school; this was when I was about fifteen. He went to the brother school of the all girls school I went to, and all we ever did is hang around together. XD |
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| Kitty | Feb 8 2010, 09:17 PM Post #10 |
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My ex used to wait outside my apartment door for me after directly after I broke up with him. When I ignored him, he once even went to my roommate's door and had her let him in so he could walk in through the kitchen doorway(which he did...without knocking when I was doing something on the computer). He later chose to take it a step further by showing up in the lobby the morning I had class so he could walk me to class... terrified me since I thought he was going to push me in front of the subway train. I am certain the thought crossed his mind(something about the look in his eyes). Thank god he seemed to get the hint after that, even if he constantly found excuses to show up at my door(food, lost key, etc etc) until he moved out a few weeks later. Yes, same ex who harassed me later. |
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| Wolfie | Aug 7 2010, 11:05 PM Post #11 |
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Okay, so, my ex is pulling a We Need to Talk scenario. Fucking forget it. I'm not kidding. Sorry for swearing, but I am NOT putting up with his little speeches on how we should get back together because we're soooo perfect and I'm so beautiful and - JUST STFU. I refuse to get back with him because frankly he's only getting more immature as time goes by. He's throwing hissy fits at his family - who do NOT deserve the treatment he's giving them - and then expects me to just say hey, let's date again! Forget it. |
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