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Combat Zone Wrestling - Kultavuosi 2001; Intiaanin pyynnöstä...
Topic Started: Jan 2 2007, 23:30 (817 Views)
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Eli Intiaani pyysi että uudelleenpostaisin tämän diaryn. Kyseessä on vuoteen 2001 sijoittuva CZW-diary, joka on varmaankin sekä diaryajassa että tosiajassa pisimpään jatkunut diaryni... Eikun kyllähän Chop Shop tämän päihittää. Anyway! Postailen kaiken kaman mitä kys. diaryyn on kirjoitettu: alkukuukausilta on tallessa vain Fake You TV:iden synapsit ja isot showt, vikalta kuulta on kaikki Fake Yout täysmitallisina mutta iso show puuttuu. Katsotaan josko sen jaksaisi joskus kirjoittaa.

Happened on Fake You TV:

- Lobo allied himself with the H8 Club, helping them to brutally beat down Danny Rose and Adam Flash. John Zandig, the CZW World Heavyweight Champion, called upon Nick Mondo and Ric Blade to side with him, but Lobo countered this by bringing in the Disciples Of Death, Mad Man Pondo & Necro Butcher, under his flag. To end the uprising even before it started, Zandig booked himself against Mad Man Pondo in a Fans Bring The Weapons Deathmatch, as well as bringing in his friend Chris Hero to do battle with Lobo.

- Nick Mondo, unsatisfied with the competition offered for his Iron Man Title, laid out a four-man mini-tournament to get challengers worthy of his time. Necro Butcher and "Future Of Hardcore" Nick Gage advanced to the big event to face off with Mondo, much to Zandig's dismay.

- Quiet Storm and Ruckus both won a Fatal Fourway match up to advance to the big event to battle for the CZW Junior Heavyweight Title.

[size=14]CZW TO DIE FOR[/size]

The event was opened by Pro Pain's "Switchblade Knife" performed inside the ring. After the band left, the ring attendants carried the four exploding barbwire boards into the ringside area for the next match.

CHRIS HERO vs LOBO EXPLODING BARBWIRE BOARD DEATHMATCH

A rematch from the last Fake You TV with a true Ultraviolent stipulation. Lobo kicked n' punched his way trough this, with Hero mixing in Suplexes and technical wrestling (I admit, Lobo tried to do some mat work in the start, but it got so sucky that they moved on to the violence) The first big bump came when Hero propped up an exploding board in the corner and Backdropped Lobo trough it, ripping his shirt off in the process. The next few minutes saw Lobo Hiptoss Hero over the ropes onto a board propped up on some chairs and then Legdrop the bloody man off the apron. Just moments later Hero Suplexed Lobo off the apron and trough a board and a bunch of chairs. The two bloodied, insane human beings then got into a chair fight inside the ring. During the fight, The H8 Club arrived on the ringside and propped up the final board onto a table at the ringside. Lobo saw this, dodged Hero's chairshot and Low Blowed him with the chair. Lobo then dragged Hero to the ring apron and FINAL SOLUTIONED him trough the board and the table for the victory in 11.12.

THE NIGHT OF LOBO

The rest of the Ultraviolent Army, Mad Man Pondo and Necro Butcher, then arrived to the ring to accompany their group mates. Lobo pissed the fans off with a middle finger before getting a mic and wiping the bloody hair off his scarred face.

Lobo: All of you just saw me thwarting Zandig's plan for revenge. I kicked that sorry punk ass into the next month and did it with ease. Nobody can match the One Man Army in a match like this! Zandig should know it by now, but NOOOO. Our dear, so-called "owner" just closes his eyes and wanders around blindly, hoping not to cross paths with me. John, you might have eluded me for this show, but don't you even think that it'll stop me. I'll get that title, no matter what. I'll rip it off your corpse, off Mad Man Pondo's corpse, hell, off the corpse of Hollywood Hulk fucking Hogan if I have to! Look Zandig: watch your fed crumble around you. Nick Gage and Necro Butcher will bring home some Iron Man gold: Mondo doesn't stand a chance. Me and Nate here are going to whip Pain and Beater so bad they'll wish they never even signed. And later this night, Mad Man Pondo will KILL your sorry hide and hang it over the arena entrance as a reminder for any future opposition.

The Ultraviolent Army then followed Lobo out of the ring, fans booing the five men all the way out.

RUCKUS vs QUIET STORM - FOR THE CZW JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Fairly standard cruiser match for CZW, these two men beat four others to get into this match. Ruckus started out strong, hitting his usual stuff such as the Handspring Elbow, Handspring Moonsault and the Asai Moonsaults. Storm managed to take it all and then dish out some more with an INSANE Corkscrew Legdrop for a near fall and a Second-Rope Crossarm Brainbuster for a near fall as well. Ruckus got the control again via a Superkick and a 450 Splash for a near fall as well, but didn't manage to pin Storm even with his Twisting Senton Splash. Storm got up from the following pin and rocked Ruckus's world with the STORM CRADLE DRIVER for the pinfall in 12.01. Ruckus and Storm shook hands after the match, Ruckus raising Storm's hand in the air and the fans cheering for the effort the two put into the match.

NICK GAGE vs NICK MONDO vs NECRO BUTCHER ULTRAVIOLENT CAGE MATCH - FOR THE CZW IRON MAN TITLE

Two members of the Ultraviolent Army vs Nick Mondo, in a cage filled with cactus's and light tubes in each corner, not good. Butcher and Gage double teamed Mondo from the start, Gage FROG SPLASHING a full cactus into Mondo's back and Necro Headbutting two light tubes into "Sick" Nick's forehead. Mondo was busted way open after the first five minutes, but he still kept on fighting, reversing Butcher's Powerbomb with a Head Scissors trough a light tube cross set up in the corner and then Tornado DDT'ing Gage onto a cactus. Butcher and Gage however got back to Mondo by doing a Con-Tube-To on Mondo and then propping up two cactus's onto some chairs. Butcher carved Mondo's back with the remains of a light tube and then set Mondo onto the cactus's and tubes set onto the chairs. Gage climbed up to the top of the cage and jumped off, but Mondo rolled out of the way and Gage crashed trough six chairs, two cactus's and a bunch of tubes. Butcher lunged for Mondo, but Nick kicked Butcher in the already-scarce teeth with tremendous force and then ASSAULT DRIVERED him onto the remains of Gage and the hellacious construct before pinning both of the men in 17.38 to retain his Iron Man Championship.

LOBO & HATRED DISCUSS THINGS

The fans were then treated with some footage off happenings after the Ultraviolent Cage Match. Lobo assured Hatred that they would be the ones walking out of the three way tag match as the winners, no doubt about that. Anyways, this video got some heat from the crowd, even more so as Hatred and Lobo came out as the first team.

JUSTICE PAIN & WIFEBEATER vs RIC BLADE & JON DAHMER vs LOBO & NATE HATRED - FOR THE CZW TAG TEAM TITLES

Lobo didn't do much in this match, seeing that he had fought in a grueling deathmatch at the start of the show. Pain, Hatred and Blade & Dahmer did some OK'ish brawling and wrestling while Wifebeater and Lobo got involved rarely, usually clearing the whole ring and generally causing some chaos. The match degenerated into a huge brawl when the ref accidentally got hit with a Wheelkick from Blade and Lobo & Hatred entered the ring with chairs. They beat Dahmer to the ground and drove Blade away before settling in for a huge fight with the tag champs. Beater hit his CHOKENSTEIN on Hatred on the outside trough a set-up chair, but inside the ring Lobo managed to DDT Pain off the top rope as the champ was going for the Somersault Senton Bomb. Lobo then threw Pain outside and Hatred set him up onto a table near the entrance, and then Ric Blade made his return to the match, SWANTON BOMBING off the entrance and crashing onto Pain and trough the table. Hatred threw him to the ring right afterwards and Lobo gave him a FINAL SOLUTION for his troubles. Dahmer came in and German Suplexed Lobo against the turnbuckle and then Baseball Slide Dropkicked Hatred as he tried to enter the ring. Wifebeater rolled into the ring and swiftly CHOKENSTEINED Blade for the three count in 10.26.

JOHN ZANDIG vs MAD MAN PONDO FANS BRING THE WEAPONS DEATHMATCH - FOR THE CZW WORLD TITLE

Yup, the weapons were crazy troughought the match: especially a board full of forks, a guitar filled with thumbtacks and an enormous barbwire & light tube cross come to mind. Pondo started the blood spilling with firstly nailing Zandig over the head with his own STOP-sign, following up with another filled with a row after a row of small lightbulbs. Pondo carried on smashing some tubes onto Zandig's back and then slicing his back open some more with his scissors. Zandig's back was a complete mess as he blocked Pondo's DDT and instead Speared Pondo trough the fork board in the corner. Zandig dropped Pondo throat-first onto the ropes and then Front Suplexed him off the apron onto the guitar filled with tacks. Zandig stomped some tacks into Pondo's head and back before stuffing some tacks into Pondo's mouth and punching him in the CHIN with full force. Ouchie. Back in the ring, Zandig broke out a fork he grabbed from the board and stabbed Pondo multiple times in the arm and shoulder before headbutting the sign into Pondo's face and setting up the cross onto two chairs. Pondo tried fighting back with another sign filled with bulbs, but Zandig knocked it out of Pondo's hand and DDT'd him onto it. Zandig then lifted Pondo up and MUTHA F'N BOMBED him trough the tube & wire cross for the pinfall in 14.30.

NOT OVER YET, ZANDIG

Just as Zandig got up with his title to celebrate the win, H8 Club and Lobo crashed into the ring with a light tube board. They cracked the rows of tubes over Zandig's already shredded back and then each took some time gathering weapons from the outside and from the fans. Hatred first pummeled Zandig with a frying pan wrapped in barbwire before stomping a cactus into his crotch. Gage followed up with another light tube and a washing board covered in thumbtacks. Last, it was Lobo smashing a crutch with four light tubes attached via barbwire over Zandig's head and then FINAL SOLUTIONIN him trough a box filled with three small plates of glass set up on a chair. Lobo scraped Zandig's face into the glass before rising up and spitting on the CZW World Title. The show then ends with the four members of the Ultraviolent Army celebrating over Zandig's body.

Overall Show Rating: 54%
Audience: 436
Best Match: John Zandig vs Mad Man Pondo Fans Bring The Weapons Deathmatch
Best Segment: Not over yet, Zandig
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Happened on Fake You TV:

- Ric Blade won a #1 Contendership match with Super Dragon, Deranged and Danny Rose involved to win a title shot at Quiet Storm's CZW Junior Heavyweight Title.

- After wrestling a brutal threeway Ultraviolent Cage match against Necro Butcher and Nick Gage (Gage suffered a severe injury in the match, taking him out for months to come), Nick Mondo threw down a challenge for Lobo, obviously disgusted by the beating Lobo and his crew gave to Zandig after the main event of To Die For. Putting the Iron Man title on the line, Mondo got screwed by interference on Lobo's behalf, further infuriating Zandig with Lobo's actions, leading to the main event of the next big show being Lobo vs John Zandig, with both the World and the Iron Man titles on the line.

- Justice Pain & Wifebeater, alongside their manager Big Mac Smack, took Boogalou & Homicide under their wing as the Natural Born Sinners helped Wifebeater and Justice to beat Backseat Boyz on Fake You TV. Later, Homicide settled a personal grudge by brutalizing Mad Man Pondo who put Homicide out for a month or so with an elbow injury. After the beating of Pondo, Lobo got involved in the affairs once again, and a 2 vs 2 vs 2 match was arranged for the big event, with Lobo's group apparently in a 4 vs 2 situation as it was Wifebeater & Justice Pain vs Natural Born Sinners vs Disciples Of Death.

[size=12]CZW SIX FEET UNDER[/size]

The show was opened to the theme of Taproot's "Smile". John House and Eric Gargulio then welcomed the fans to the show personally before the first match started.

ADAM FLASH vs SUPER DRAGON vs MARK BRISCOE

This triangle elimination match started out slow with Dragon and Briscoe doing some mat work, occasionally mixing Flash in for some nice 1 vs 1 vs 1-sequences. The things started heating up when Flash surprised Super Dragon by intervening in his Springboard Moonsault, turning it into a HUGE Neckbreaker in which Dragon landed with a sick THUD audible. Flash then moved on to work Briscoe's legs before Dragon got up and hit his Springboard Moonsault on both as Briscoe went for a Suplex, crashing both Briscoe and Flash down the hard way. The match then got back into the mat wrestling before Flash broke Dragon's Stretch Plum on Briscoe with a Springboard Wheelkick and then Death Valley Drivered Briscoe down for the first elimination. Dragon and Flash worked the mat some more before moving on to Suplexes. Flash hit a nice Exploder Suplex for a two count, and got the same result with a huge Superplex. Dragon blocked another Superplex and hit Flash down from the turnbuckle with a Flipping Neckbreaker before hitting a Springboard Legdrop for a near fall. Dragon dodged and leapfrogged Flash a few times before blocking his Clothesline, twisting him up into the Torture Rack and dropped him with the PSYCHO DRIVER for the win in 13.02.

EXCALIBUR & JAY BRISCOE vs THE BACKSEAT BOYZ

A great, great, GREAT match. Excalibur and Kashmere started out with Arm Drags and quickly moved up to dodging and leapfrogging. Kashmere made the tag to Acid and Dropkicked Excalibur's knee in mid-run, knocking him down. Acid then Slingshot Splashed Excalibur's back and Kneedropped him in the back. Acid used some submissions such as a Mexican Surfboard and Bow And Arrow Stretch to work Excalibur's back before Backbreakering him down for a two count. Excalibur managed to kick Acid in the head and then tag Jay Briscoe in, who hit an insane Swan Dive Plancha almost to the other side of the ring onto Acid! Kashmere tried to reach for Jay, but got Dropkicked off the apron. Jay Moonsaulted onto Acid for a two count before Tiger Suplexing him down for a similar result. Acid and Jay battled it out until Kashmere resorted to dirty means, Low Blowing Jay as he went for a Springboard move. Acid quickly rolled Jay up for the three count in 8.39. Excalibur ran to the ring and kicked Acid off Jay before Front Suplexing him against the turnbuckle, but Kashmere slingshotted himself over the ropes and tackled Excalibur down. By this, Jay Briscoe had survived his unfortunate meeting with Kashmere's fist and JAY DRILLED Kashmere down to the mat before raising Excalibur up and leaving the ring.

QUIET STORM vs RIC BLADE - FOR THE CZW JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Blade and Storm shook hands before the match and then locked up, Storm sending Blade to the ropes. The start of the match was pretty much under Storm's control as he made Blade run around the ring, occasionally kicking him down. Blade's turn came when he reversed Storm's kick with a Dragon Screw and quickly nailed a second Screw to even more devastate Storm's knee. The momentum then shifted more and more to Blade, and halfway into the match he managed to nail a devastating DRUG BOMB, from which Storm barely kicked out. Blade went for his EDGE OF THE BLADE, but Storm slipped out of the move and Tornado DDT'd Blade for a two count. Storm got the same result with a sick German Suplex which dropped Blade straight onto his neck. Storm remained on his knees as he took some deep breaths and Blade slumped in the corner, holding his neck. Blade and Storm got up almost at the same time and knocked each other out with Clotheslines. Blade got up first and rolled Storm up for a near fall, then hitting a Northern Lights Suplex for the same results and then a modified Fisherman Suplex for the 2 and 9/10. Blade went for the EDGE OF THE BLADE again, but Storm blocked it and went for a Brainbuster. Blade however flipped to his feet and knocked Storm down with a Reverse DDT before heading up top. Blade missed his SWANTON BOMB as Storm rolled out of the way and retained his title with a devastating STORM CRADLE DRIVER in 12.44. The fans were ecstatic as Storm lifted Blade up and shook hands with him.

WARMING UP...

Then out came Nate Hatred, carrying two ladders with him for the next match. Hatred threw the ladders to the ring and fetched a mic for himself. Hatred yelled to the crowd off-mic for a while before he continued.

Hatred: In a few seconds, a moron will step into this ring. And after a few minutes, that moron will be laying in a pool of his own blood, choking on his own broken bones! And that moron, tonights victim, is going to be the so-called "Sick" Nick Mondo! He says he's hardcore to the bone, well tonight I'm going to rip him open and crack up some of those bones to see just HOW hardcore is he!

A "Mondo!"-chant broke out in the arena, angering Hatred even more.

Hatred: No use in chanting for that loser! He lost to Lobo, my friend, and he's going to get his ass handed to him by me, right here tonight, in a matter of moments...

Hatred was cut off by Mondo, who Missile Dropkicked Hatred to the back of his head. Hatred stumbled to the corner, turned around and charged at Mondo.

NATE HATRED vs NICK MONDO - ULTRAVIOLENT LADDER MATCH

Mondo DDT'd Hatred down on the run and then bashed one of the ladders against his back. Mondo then placed the ladder leaning against the ropes, only to get Sidewalk Slammed onto it by Hatred. Hatred held Mondo up and Sidewalk Slammed him onto the other ladder resting on the mat before going for the pin, but only getting a two count. Hatred then brutalized Mondo with the ladders some more, busting his forehead open with a particularly nasty shot from the ladder. Hatred threw Mondo to the outside before throwing the ladder onto him and going out himself. Hatred set the ladder against the barricade and placed Mondo onto the ladder before going for a Kneedrop off the apron, but Mondo rolled away and Hatred's knee impacted HEAVILY with the ladder. Mondo whipped Hatred against the ladder and then Moonsaulted onto him off the barricade before throwing Hatred into the ring. Mondo and Hatred brawled around the ring, bashing each other against the ladders until Mondo hit Hatred over the knee with a ladder and climbed up the other one, hitting an Arabian Facebuster with the ladder onto Hatred and covering for 2 and half. Hatred tried fighting back, but missed his DECAPITATOR and Mondo promptly Dropkicked the ladder against his head. While Hatred recovered in the corner, Mondo set up a ladder resting horizontally onto two chairs and then ASSAULT DRIVERED Hatred onto the horizontal ladder for the three count in 14.07. After Mondo left, Hatred got up and kicked the ladder and the chairs around a bit before leaving too.

JUSTICE PAIN & WIFEBEATER vs NATURAL BORN SINNERS vs DISCIPLES OF PAIN - FOR THE CZW TAG TEAM TITLES

The match started out like everybody believed it would: Natural Born Sinners and Pain & Wifey teaming up on Mad Man Pondo and Necro Butcher. Homicide and Boogalou did most of the work, with Wifebeater and Justice Pain doing run-ins whenever Pondo or Butcher got the upper hand. The match got an interesting twist as Butcher used a chair to knock both Homicide and Boogalou out on the outside, leaving Beater and Pain fighting Pondo and Butcher "fairly". Butcher got Pain into trouble when he locked him into the ASIATIC SPIKE and Pondo Suplexed Beater off the apron to the ground, but Natural Born Sinners made a return and kicked Butcher off Pain. Natural Born Sinners then hit Butcher down HARD with a Double Brainbuster. As Pain got up, he shook hands with both men, but then Natural Born Sinners SPAT into Pain's face and Double Clotheslined him down. Wifebeater, however, saw this and rushed to the ring before Homicide could pin Pain. Wifey CHOKENSTEINED Homicide down and then brawled with Boogalou before hitting him with a Headbutt. Pondo got to the ring as well and rolled Beater up with a Schoolboy, but Pain saved his friend via a Legdrop and a PAIN THRILLER on Pondo. Homicide and Boogalou then stormed in onto the champs, hitting SHINING WIZARDS on both men and then pinning them for the win in 10.56. Homicide and Boogalou kicked Pain and Beater down and left with the titles. When the champs got up, they got on the mics, pretty pissed about the outcome of the match.

A GRAVE MISTAKE

Beater: YOU FUCKING SONS OF BITCHES! YOU HAUL YOUR TREACHEROUS ASSES DOWN HERE THIS SECOND OR I'LL CUT YOU UP PERSONALLY!

Pain: Yeah! A moment of weakness and you turn on us, your teachers, your mentors! Read my lips: without me and Beater here, you guys would still mean SHIT! YOU'D BE NOTHING! And this is how you pay us back? Once Beater gets better, we'll...

Beater: Whoa whoa whoa, when I get better? Who got his ass whooped worse, I ask? You or me? I say it was you, punk.

Pain: Punk? Look, if it wasn't for me you'd have cost us the damn titles even earlier than now. If I hadn't saved your sorry ass...

Beater: SAVED MY ASS? Who rescued you, several times I might add? Huh? WHO DID ALL THE DIRTY WORK HERE? HUH?

Pain: Not you, Beater my friend. Not you.

Beater: I am not your friend, Pain, and you know it. I joined with you because I felt that we could be all-powerful, great, unstoppable! But now, even you turn on me? WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT?

Pain: Hey, relax, fella...

Wifebeater then smashed his mic against Pain's nose and CHOKENSTEINED him on the canvas. Beater spat on Pain and then picked up his mic.

Beater: I'm sick of your "I am the great leader so kiss my feet"-bullshit. From now on, if I meet you in this ring... I'm not holding back on you, "buddy".

Beater then threw the mic down and walked off. Pain got up afterwards and walked away too, a look of grim determination in his eyes.

LOBO vs JOHN ZANDIG - FOR THE CZW WORLD & CZW IRON MAN CHAMPIONSHIPS

This match was an Everything Goes Last Man Standing-rules, so expect much brutality. Lobo started out by smashing a crutch covered in light tubes over Zandig's back, then cutting his forehead open with a piece of a tube and then Powerbombing him trough the crutch set up on two chairs. Zandig responded by smashing several tubes on Lobo and then DDT'ing him off the apron to keep him down for six seconds. Lobo and Zandig brawled to the entrance where Lobo put Zandig trough a table via a Legdrop off a ladder, following it up with several shots from a barbwire 2x4 before dragging Zandig back to the ring and hitting a Russian Legsweep with the 2x4. Lobo then set up some tables with barbwire covering and then Suplexed Zandig trough one. As Lobo was going for another Suplex trough a table, NICK MONDO ran down to the ringside and knocked Lobo in the back with a light tube before knocking him off the apron and trough a table with a Head Scissors Takedown. Mondo helped Zandig back to the ring, but he was attacked by WIFEBEATER who knocked Mondo out with a shot from the Iron Man Belt and then Press Slammed him over the ropes and trough a barbwire table. Beater rubbed the title against Zandig's bloody forehead before going out of the ring and coming back with two light tubes. The other one he cracked over Zandig's head, but just as he was going to smash the other one as well, Lobo grabbed it off his hands and broke it over his forehead. Lobo then kicked Beater out of the ring and lifted Zandig up to the top for a DDT, but he was stopped by Mondo who Dropkicked Lobo to the back of the head. Mondo picked Lobo up for an Assault Driver, but he was saved by JUSTICE PAIN who smacked a small bag into Mondo's face and then spread the contents, thumbtacks, on the canvas. Pain DDT'd Mondo onto the tacks before PAIN THRILLERING Zandig off the top and onto the tacks! Lobo and Pain taunted Zandig as the referee counted to ten and handed both of the titles to Lobo. Pain lifted Lobo's bloody arm in the air, but Wifebeater chased them away by starting the Wheedwhackered on the outside and then entering the ring. Lobo and Pain ran off, but stopped to look as Beater took a few shots into Zandig's already bloody back. The show then went off the air with Beater standing over Zandig's bloody corpse.

Overall Show Rating: 59%
Audience: 453
Best Match: Jay Briscoe & Excalibur vs Backseat Boyz
Best Segment: A grave mistake
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Happened on Fake You TV:

- After winning the Tag Team Championships, the Natural Born Sinners were formally introduced to Lobo's group by Nate Hatred after the Natural Born Sinners defeated Chris Hero and Jon Dahmer with the help of Hatred and Big Mac Smack. Lobo was not too happy about Hatred's decision to include the duo without consulting Lobo first, and so in an ego-fit Lobo ordered the NBS to be destroyed. However, his former soldiers turn on Lobo and Justice Pain, driving the two away and reforming the Ultraviolent Army without Lobo, consisting of the H8 Club (Nick Gage's still out, I'm afraid), Disciples Of Death and Natural Born Sinners, managed by Big Mac Smack.

- After beating both Mad Man Pondo and Necro Butcher in hardcore bouts, Wifebeater was then challenged by Nate Hatred, who claimed that Wifebeater just had a stroke of luck with his recent victories. After a brief but brutal encounter, Wifebeater left Hatred bloodied in the hands of his supporters, which only proved to anger the man further as Hatred challenged Wifebeater to a Last Man Standing match.

- After beating Zandig at Six Feet Under, Lobo and Justice Pain double teamed Zandig on Fake You TV once again after Zandig wanted revenge on Justice Pain for interfering in the match. Nick Mondo, however, still fired up about getting screwed out of his title, helped Zandig, and in the process earned himself a title shot against Lobo in a Thumbtack Deathmatch.

[size=12]CHOIRS OF DEVASTATION[/size]

The show was opened up by Marilyn Manson's "Antichrist Superstar", which was followed by Gargulio and House greeting the numerous fans and running down the card before the first match.

EXCALIBUR vs ADAM FLASH vs RIC BLADE vs DANNY ROSE - FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE CZW JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

The fourway elimination match started out quite fast, with Rose taking on Flash and Blade taking on Excalibur. The opening minutes saw nothing spectacular, but a lot of Dropkick/Wheelkick-variations were exchanged and some basic submission wrestling was being played by Rose and Excalibur. The action sped up when Flash took Excalibur out with a Clothesline and followed him, leaving Blade and Rose in the ring. Rose managed to dodge Blade's Wheelkick off the second rope and then drill his head into the mat with a Tornado DDT, but Blade managed to kick out before the elimination and nail his DRUG BOMB on Rose. Blade was unable to pin, though, as Adam Flash got onto the ring apron and Somersault over the ropes and onto Blade. As Flash took some time beating the downed Blade, Excalibur entered the ring and nailed a Minchinoku Driver II onto the recovered Danny Rose for the first elimination in 5.38. The pace then picked up some more as Flash and Excalibur double teamed Ric Blade with some nice moves, finishing him off with a Stacked Superplex (Excalibur hooked Blade up for the Superplex, then got onto Flash's shoulders and Flash fell backwards, dropping Blade with an enchanted 'Plex) Excalibur and Flash then applied a combined Figure Four Leglock/Dragon Sleeper, into which Blade submitted in 9.10. Excalibur and Flash then started exchanging some Suplexes, which Flash ended with a Front Russian Legsweep. Flash then got two near falls with two Running Ligerbombs, but Excalibur reversed the third by slamming Flash against a turnbuckle with a Hurracanrana. Excalibur then set Flash up into a Tree Of Woe and Dropkicked him in the face. Excalibur then went up to the top rope and finished the match with a Legdrop, pinning Flash in 13.33.

CHRIS HERO vs SUPER DRAGON

A dream of technical marks come true, this match started out just like it was expected, with lots of reversals and basic submission moves. A good example was at the very beginning, as Hero locked Dragon's arm into a Hammerlock, transferred it into a Side Headlock. Dragon went for a Backdrop, but Hero rolled onto his feet. Dragon then dodged Hero's Clothesline and both men went for a Dropkick, missing. This went on for some time until Dragon dropped Hero out of the air with an Elbowsmash and twisted him into a Triangle Scissors Choke. Hero managed to break the hold and then drop Dragon with an Arm Drag, following up with an Armbar. This carried on for a while before Dragon nailed Hero down with a Bulldog and went for a Moonsault, but Hero dodged and Russian Legsweeped Dragon onto the ground before hitting two quick Neck Snaps. As Dragon rolled around in pain, Hero climbed to the second rope and crashed down onto Dragon with an Elbowdrop before going for the pin, but Dragon kicked out before three. Dragon went for his PSYCHO DRIVER, but Hero swung himself off and dropped Dragon with a Reverse DDT before locking on a Bodyscissors Dragon Sleeper. Dragon started to look a bit beat at this point, and Hero tried to finish Dragon with a Splash Mountain off the top rope, but Dragon elbowed Hero in the head and instead dropped him with a DDT off the second rope! The fans cheered for both men as Dragon turned Hero into a Sharpshooter, only to get sent against a turnbuckle and then get twisted into a Stretch Plum. Dragon managed to Hiptoss Hero off his back, but after Hero blocked Dragon's attempted Pumphandle Piledriver, there was little Super Dragon could do as Hero twisted him into an Inverted Facelock and banged his face into the mat with the HERO'S WELCOME for the pinfall in 11.54.

WIFEBEATER vs NATE HATRED - LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Hatred and Beater start out with an intense staredown in the ring. The tender moment is broken by Wifebeater, who pushes Hatred away and shakes his head, smiling almost from ear to ear. Hatred didn't like this one bit and Lariated Wifebeater down, starting the match out. Hatred and Beater brawled around the first minutes, Hatred working super-stiff on Beater with some kicks and a Headbutt. Beater got back with a Headbutt of his own and then with a DDT on the canvas. Wifebeater then rolled Hatred out of the ring and went into the crowd, smashing Hatred several times with a chair before busting him open with a particularly stiff shot and then Snap Suplexing him onto the concrete. Beater then left the scene for a minute, leaving Hatred enough time to recover and when Wifebeater came back with a table, Hatred cracked a chair on his skull and then set up the table, Vertical Suplexing Beater trough the table and onto the concrete. Beater, however, got up before seven and immediately engaged with Hatred in a boxing match. Hatred managed to knock Beater down and hit him with some stomps to the gut before dropping him with a Backbreaker. Hatred grabbed a piece of the broken table and smashed it over Beater's head before dragging him to the ringside. Hatred then smashed Beater against the cornerpost and pulled out a ladder from under the ring, but Beater chopped Hatred into his throat and then grabbed a light tube from under the ring. Beater gave Hatred the finger before breaking the tube over Hatred's head and then smashed him to the ground. Wifebeater hit Hatred several times with the ladder before settling it down and reaching for something under the ring, but Hatred Low Blowed Wifebeater and then set the ladder up on two chairs. Hatred picked Wifebeater up and Suplexed him onto the ladder before lifting him up to the ring apron, but Beater hit Hatred in the stomach and then Press Slammed him off the apron and onto the ladder, which bent in a heavy way. As Wifebeater celebrated on the ring apron, he was assaulted by the Disciples Of Death, Necro Butcher and Mad Man Pondo, who both smashed a light tube over Beater before smashing two chairs over his head. When Hatred recovered, he motioned the two to carry Beater over to the announcer's nest. As Hatred slowly helped Wifebeater up to the ledge, Pondo and Butcher set up a table, placed the dented ladder on top of the table and then set two light tubes on top of the ladder. Hatred then lifted Wifebeater up and motioned for the Disciples to leave. Nate Hatred went to Powerbomb Wifebeater off the ledge, but Beater Headbutted Hatred in the groin and then punched him heavily in the chin. Wifebeater then turned Hatred to the ledge and CHOKENSTEINED him off the announcers nest and trough the two tubes, the ladder and the table. The referee started the count and Beater got up at eight, while Hatred stayed down for the 10 count. The win was awarded to Wifebeater at 14.07.

RUCKUS vs QUIET STORM © - FOR THE CZW JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

The match started out with Ruckus and Storm shaking hands at the center of the ring and then each backing away to a corner. When the bell rang, both men charged forwards and missed, Ruckus with a Flying Elbowsmash and Quiet Storm with a Low Dropkick. Storm and Ruckus then get right back up and charge again, this time knocking each other down with a Clothesline. After this, Ruckus and Storm spend a few minutes exchanging Arm Drags and Head Scissor Whips until Quiet Storm reverses a Head Scissors from Ruckus by dropping him flat to the ground and then Senton Bombs onto him off the second rope, getting a two count. Storm then sets Ruckus against the ropes and goes for a Handspring Clothesline, but Ruckus moves and Storm drops onto the ropes. Ruckus then hits some forearms and then kicks Storm against the turnbuckle before backing away and hitting his trademark Triple Handspring Back Elbowsmash for a two count. Ruckus then dropped Storm with a Reverse DDT and went for a Springboard Twisting Body Attack, but Storm rolled out of the way and hit his own Springboard Moonsault onto Ruckus for another two count. Storm follows this with an attempted Swinging DDT, but Ruckus instead Spears him against the turnbuckle and then Hurracanranas him over the top rope! Ruckus gets back onto the apron and flips onto Ruckus, sending both men down to the ground. Ruckus picks Storm up for a Brainbuster, but Storm drops down behind Ruckus and Backdrops him onto the concrete! Quiet Storm rolls Ruckus into the ring and then covers him for a near fall. Storm sets Ruckus up for a STORM CRADLE DRIVER, but Ruckus turns the move into a Stunner and then lifts Quiet Storm up. Ruckus hooked Storm into an Inverted Facelock, lifted him as to do a Reverse Brainbuster and then dropped him down with a Minchinoku Driver for a near fall. A Rotating Powerbomb and Swinging Bulldog got the same results. Ruckus then went for the Ruckus Star Press, but Storm managed to roll away and immediately hit a Head Scissors on Ruckus. Storm then went up to the top rope and hit a 450 Splash, but Ruckus kicked out just before three. Quiet Storm then made a throat-cut taunt and hit the STORM CRADLE DRIVER for the three count in 11.32.

NATURAL BORN SINNERS © vs BACKSEAT BOYZ - FOR THE CZW TAG TEAM TITLES

The match was started by Boogalou and Trent Acid, who spent some time circling each other before Acid burst into action and kicked Boogalou first in the guts and then in the chin. Acid played to the crowd, which left Boogalou enough time to recover and trip Acid before dropping an elbow to the back of Acid's head. Boogalou then rolls Acid into a Boston Crab, stretches his back for a moment and then kneels him in the back before tagging in Homicide. Homicide went for a SHINING WIZARD right away, but Acid easily dodged it and Side Suplexed Homicide down. Acid then made a tag to Johnny Kashmere who Somersaulted over the ropes and onto Homicide before kicking Boogalou in the guts and turning back to Homicide, Irish Whipping him against his partner. As Homicide staggered back, Kashmere hit a Backdrop for a two count. Homicide then rolled onto his feet and DDT'd Kashmere off the run before tagging in Boogalou and then Double Front Suplexing Kashmere HARD to the mat with Boogalou. Boogalou stomps on Kashmere for a while before he lifts Kashmere up and locks on a Cobra Clutch. Kashmere slowly walks to his side and Boogalou doesn't notice the tag between Kashmere and Acid until Acid pokes him in the eye and Neckbreakers him down. Acid then went up to the second rope and went for a Somersault Legdrop, but Homicide grabbed Boogalou by his arm and pulled him away from danger, and left Acid falling straight onto his ass. Boogalou and Homicide then made the tag and entered the ring, knocking Kashmere off the apron before Double Powerbombing Acid down for a near fall. A Doomsday Machine gave another near fall. Finally Boogalou lifted Acid up for a Powerbomb, but Acid reversed the move with a Hurracanrana and then tripped Homicide over before tagging in Kashmere. Acid dropped Boogalou with the ACID BOMB, but Homicide managed to avoid a BACKSEAT DRIVER from the two by kicking Kashmere down and then hitting a sick German Suplex on Acid. Natural Born Sinners retained their titles when Boogalou pinned Johnny Kashmere after a DOUBLE SHINING WIZARD with Homicide in 14.45.

"SICK" NICK MONDO vs LOBO © THUMBTACK DEATHMATCH - FOR THE CZW WORLD & CZW IRON MAN TITLES

Before the match started, John House and Eric Gargulio were joined by John Zandig himself on the announcers nest, and Zandig gave his views on this matchup, claiming that he was sure that Mondo could take it home. Two trays of thumbtacks were set up on the ringside as the combatants slid into the ring. Lobo started out strong, whipping Mondo into the corner and then crushing him with a Clothesline. Mondo came back with some kicks to the ribs and a fast Neckbreaker, followed with an Arm Drag which Lobo sold very sloppily and a Necklock. Lobo punched his way out of the hold and threw Mondo outside, almost sending him into a tray of tacks. Lobo grabbed a light tube from under the ring and broke it over Mondo's head before smashing the remains into Mondo's back and then whipping him against the ring apron. Lobo smashed another tube against Mondo's stomach and then sent him back into the ring. Lobo slid one of the trays inside and climbed onto the apron, only to get a Baseball Slide from Mondo and then a Suplex over the ropes. Mondo threw some tacks at Lobo before going for a DDT, but Lobo picked Mondo up and Speared him against the corner before hitting a Snap Suplex onto the tray of thumbtacks! Lobo lifted Mondo up for the FINAL SOLUTION, but Mondo punched Lobo in the ribs and then Tornado DDT'd him onto the tack tray! Both men were bleeding as Lobo Low Blowed Mondo and then scraped his face against the thumbtacks before going out and producing the other tray as well. Lobo tried to DDT Mondo onto the tray, but Nick Mondo blocked it and then Drop Toe Holded Lobo onto the tacks! Mondo took the tray and spread the tacks on Lobo's back before placing the tray on top of Lobo as well and MONDO SLEDGING the tray, impacting the tacks into Lobo's back! Mondo pinned Lobo, but Lobo managed to kick out before three and get Mondo off him by throwing tacks at his face. Lobo got up and immediately Double Arm DDT'd Mondo onto the tacks before lifting him up and Piledriving him for a near fall. Lobo tried to Superplex Mondo onto the tack-covered ring mat, but Mondo blocked the suplex attempt and instead pushed Lobo off the turnbuckle and stomach-first onto the tacks! Mondo then got down and picked Lobo up for the ASSAULT DRIVER, but Justice Pain hit the ring and smashed a light tube over Mondo's stomach, causing both Lobo and Mondo drop down onto the tacks. Pain dragged Lobo to the corner to clear his head and fetched a chair before PAIN THRILLERING Mondo onto the chair. When Lobo regained consciousness, Pain tried to tell him to pin Mondo, but Lobo wouldn't listen as he fetched five light tubes and set them near a corner. While Lobo did this, Mondo recovered enough to Implant DDT Justice Pain onto the tacks and kick him out of the ring. As Lobo turned around, Mondo punched him in the face and lifted him up for another ASSAULT DRIVER, but Lobo slipped off Mondo's shoulders and knocked him against the turnbuckle. Lobo then lifted Mondo up to the top, hooked his hand and BACKDROPPED MONDO OFF THE TOP AND TROUGH THE FIVE LIGHTTUBES ONTO THE THUMBTACKED RING MAT! Lobo then dropped down onto Mondo and the referee counted to three in 15.20.. Justice Pain got into the ring and lifted Lobo up. When Lobo recovered, he had a brief off-mic shouting contest with John Zandig who had stood up on the announcers nest, before leaving with Pain and the titles.

OVERALL SHOW RATING: 55%
AUDIENCE: 507
BEST MATCH: Natural Born Sinners vs Backseat Boyz
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- Nate Hatred, who lost to Wifebeater at Choirs Of Devastation, went out looking for revenge on Beater, but instead found Justice Pain, Wifebeater's former tag partner. When Pain came out to answer Hatred's tirade against Wifebeater, "wasting Lobo's TV time", the situation turned into a staredown and then into an unsanctioned match after Pain sucker punched Hatred in the forehead. The match ended once Mad Man Pondo came out and helped Hatred to get the pinfall. Later, Hatred reissued his challenge to Wifebeater, but instead out came John Zandig, who gave the rematch... To Justice Pain. Zandig laid the #1 Contendership to the Iron Man title on the line, as well as the stipulations that no-one was allowed to interfere on Hatred's side.

- Wifebeater, on the other hand, set his aim on a much bigger target: Lobo and his belts. Challenging Lobo to a match, Wifebeater fell to the teamwork of Justice Pain and Lobo. While Lobo triumphed over Wifebeater initially, he was then set back by John Zandig, who hadn't forgotten the beating Lobo gave to him and the one he gave to Nick Mondo, instead booking a threeway main event for the next big show, Unleashed. Upset by the match announced, Lobo seemingly lost his concentration for a few weeks, allowing Wifebeater and Zandig to pick a morally important tag victory over Lobo and Justice Pain just a week before Unleashed, and the main event...

John Zandig vs Lobo vs Wifebeater, for both the CZW Iron Man & World titles.

In a Double Fall Fans Bring The Weapons Deathmatch.

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JAY BRISCOE vs RUCKUS vs SUPER DRAGON - FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE CZW JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

The three men shake hands in the ring before starting out the match. Jay goes for an Arm Drag onto Ruckus, who handsprings onto his feet and then tries to kick Super Dragon, who ducks and charges at Jay Briscoe. Briscoe goes to Arm Drag Dragon, who flips onto his feet and then Hammerlocks Briscoe. Jay reverses with a Hammerlock of his own before turning Dragon towards Ruckus. Ruckus goes for a Superkick and both Dragon and Briscoe dodge it. Dragon elbows Briscoe and hooks him for a Suplex, but instead of a Suplex Dragon pushes Briscoe onto Ruckus's shoulders, and Briscoe immediately follows with a Head Scissors Takedown onto Ruckus. Dragon jumps up to the second rope and goes for a Spinkick, but Ruckus and Jay dodge underneath. Ruckus pushes Jay off and then exchanges some kicks with Dragon until Jay runs to the ropes and comes back, grabbing both men's heads and going for a Double Bulldog. Ruckus and Dragon try to turn it into a Double Sitout Facecrusher, but Jay holds his arms in front of him and Ruckus and Dragon lift him back up for a Double Backdrop. Jay drops onto his feet, but is met with right hands from both Ruckus and Dragon and then gets Double Dropkicked over the ropes. Ruckus kicks Dragon in the guts and then leaps over Dragon and the ropes and onto Jay with a Somersault Plancha. As Ruckus pulls Jay up on the outside, Dragon jumps up to the top rope and Moonsaults onto both men.

After a while, the trio gets up and heads back in, where Jay Flapjacks Dragon down and then gets a kick to the head from Ruckus. Ruckus turns around straight into a Northern Lights Suplex from Dragon. Jay Briscoe comes over and grabs Ruckus's legs, Slingshotting him against the ropes. Ruckus bounces back into the ring and onto his back, and Dragon follows up with a Springboard Legdrop. Jay comes up with a Lionsault onto Ruckus and goes into the corner as Dragon pulls Ruckus up and onto the second rope. Dragon hooks Ruckus up and then Vertical Suplexes him off the second rope. Jay Briscoe runs in, catches Ruckus by the feet while in mid-air and Sitout Powerbombs Ruckus down for the elimination in 6.27. Dragon and Jay exchange glances before Dragon lunges at Briscoe, who counters with a Neckbreaker rolled into a Necklock. Dragon punches his way free and then rolls Jay up into an Inside Cradle for a near fall. Dragon picks Jay up for a Fisherman Buster, but Jay escapes narrowly by rolling onto his feet. Briscoe kicks Dragon in the back and then Somersaults onto him off the second rope before covering for a two count. Jay picks Dragon up and goes for the J-DRILLER, but Dragon Backdrops Jay onto the mat and then picks him up for the SUPERNATURAL DRIVER, but Jay elbows Dragon in the head and counters it with a Reverse DDT. Jay goes for a STF Hold which Dragon reverses into a Cradle for a near fall until Jay reverses into a Cradle of his own and Dragon barely gets his hand onto the ropes. Both Dragon and Jay get up and Jay charges at Dragon, who dodges Jay's Wheelkick and hooks him up for the PSYCHO DRIVER, but Jay rolls off Dragon's shoulders, kicks him in the gut and J-DRILLERS Dragon down for the pinfall in 10.14.
WINNER: Jay Briscoe

NICK MONDO & RIC BLADE vs DISCIPLES OF DEATH


The match starts with Mondo and Butcher in the ring. They go for a collar-and-elbow tieup, but Butcher knees Mondo in the guts and whips him into the turnbuckle. Butcher charges at Mondo, who dodges and kicks Necro in the back. Necro turns around straight into a DDT from Mondo, followed with a rapid Legdrop to the back of the head. Mondo tags in Blade and they lift Necro up. Mondo and Blade rock Butcher's world with a Double Chop followed up with a Blade Hiptoss straight onto Mondo's knee. Necro tries to tag in Pondo, but Blade kicks Butcher away and Pondo seems furious. He drops off the edge of the apron as Blade stuns Butcher with a quick Dropkick to the back of the head and then connects with the SWANTON BOMB off the top rope. Blade covers, but then Mad Man Pondo attacks the ring with a chair and knocks Blade silly, the ref calling for a DQ in 03.15. Pondo refuses to stop, however, as he hits Blade again. Mondo comes back into the ring, but gets knocked into the corner by Pondo's chair. Pondo pushes the referee away and then BREAKS the chair over Mondo's head, busting him open! Pondo kicks Blade away and then Headbutts Mondo before throwing him outside. Necro Butcher gets up and immediately attacks Ric Blade, all the while the referee tries to make some sense into this carnage.

Outside, Pondo throws Mondo onto some empty seats and slams a few chairs onto him before climbing a chair himself. Pondo tries a Splash, but Mondo rolls from under the chairs and Pondo lands onto them, wincing in pain. In the ring, Butcher tries to Piledrive Blade, but Blade Backdrops Butcher and then leapfrogs him as he gets up. Blade springs back from the ropes and Bulldogs Butcher down onto the mat. Blade kicks Butcher in the side of the head and goes for a Springboard Moonsault, but Butcher moves and Blade lands onto his feet. Butcher gets up and surprises Blade with a quick Spear, sending Blade crashing to the mat. Outside, Mondo takes Pondo down with a flurry of kicks and then sets up a table at the ringside. Mondo goes back to Pondo only to get a kick to the guts followed with a Irish Whip against the ringpost. Pondo starts slamming Mondo's leg against the ringpost while Ric Blade punches Butcher off and then jumps onto the turnbuckle. Butcher runs up from behind however and pushes Blade off the top and trough the table set up at ringside! Butcher then slides outside and starts kicking Mondo in the knee as Pondo goes to fetch two chairs. Butcher pulls Mondo up, who kicks Butcher in the groin and then Headbutts him down, but falls down himself. Pondo comes back and Blade assaults him with a piece of the broken table, smacking him down. Blade then places the two chairs on top of Pondo and starts climbing to the top as Mondo gets up and pushes Butcher under the broken table and climbs to the ring apron. Blade and Mondo raise their hands and jump off, Blade driving the chairs into Pondo with the SWANTON BOMB and Mondo crushing Butcher with a Legdrop! The CZW staff then escorts the broken men backstage while the ring gets cleaned for the next match.
WINNERS: Nick Mondo & Ric Blade

QUIET STORM vs EXCALIBUR - FOR THE CZW JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Storm and Excalibur shake hands before they start out. Storm goes for a Drop Toe Hold early on, but Excalibur quickly jumps out of it and springs off the ropes with a Wheelkick, which causes Storm to dive for cover. Excalibur presses on as he goes for a Dropkick, but again Storm moves away. Excalibur gets up and is met with a few forearms before Storm whips him into the ropes. Excalibur dodges a Clothesline from Storm and goes for a Bulldog, Storm tries to turn it into a Backdrop and Excalibur flips onto his feet. Storm and Excalibur exchange some punches before Storm grabs Excalibur by the wrist and twists his arm with an Armwinger, but Excalibur flips out of it and kicks Storm in the guts.

Excalibur grabs Storm by the hand and goes up to the top. Excalibur goes for an Old-School Ropewalk, but Storm pulls him down with an Arm Drag and then hooks up a Triangle Scissors. Excalibur tries to roll out of the move, but Storm keeps the choke locked on. Excalibur finally gets to the ropes as he starts to turn bright red. The referee forces Quiet Storm to let Excalibur go, but Storm attacks immediately with stomps. Referee pulls Storm away and warns him as Excalibur rolls out of the ring to catch his breath. Storm pushes the referee away and vaults over the ropes and onto Excalibur. Storm gets immediately up and starts bashing Excalibur in the head while the crowd boos Storm for his actions. Storm just gives the crowd the finger and throws Excalibur inside before going to the top rope and nailing a Moonsault for a near fall. Storm looks slightly irritated as Excalibur kicks out and Storm picks him up without any delay. Storm goes for a Powerbomb, but Excalibur reverses with a Sunset Flip and the referee counts to two before Storm can grab a nearby rope.

Storm and Excalibur get up and have a facedown, which Excalibur breaks with a kick to the ribs. Excalibur runs to the ropes and takes Storm down with a Neckbreaker, but is himself too tired to take advantage and after a while the two face down again. They tie up and Storm gets the upper hand, turning Excalibur around and going for the STORM CRADLE DRIVER, but Excalibur blocks and instead Snapmares Storm down. As Storm gets onto his feet, he's met with a heavy Elbow to the head followed with a sudden German Suplex for a near fall. Excalibur tries to catch his breath as Storm rolls into the corner, holding his neck. Excalibur gets up and sees Storm in the corner, and he signals for a Shining Wizard. Excalibur fires up the crowd and then rushes into the corner, but Storm manages to duck and Excalibur hits his knee against the turnbuckle. Storm lifts Excalibur up and goes for the STORM CRADLE DRIVER, but as Excalibur blocks it, Storm just elbows him big time between the shoulder blades and snaps Excalibur down with a nasty Half-Nelson Suplex. The referee counts to three in 9.49 and the fans boo as Quiet Storm is handed his title. Storm just shakes his head and walks backstage, while Excalibur gets a great pop when he gets up on his own before walking backstage.
WINNER: Quiet Storm

NATURAL BORN SINNERS vs THE BACKSEAT BOYZ - FOR THE CZW TAG TEAM TITLES


This match has an additional stipulation as well: the losing team must break up. The Natural Born Sinners make their entrance first, but can't even get to the ring before the Backseat Boyz attack them. Kashmere takes on Homicide as Acid jumps on Boogalou. Kashmere smashes Homicide against the cornerpost and then goes after Big Mac Smack, who runs trough the crowd to safety. Meanwhile, Acid keeps on punching Boogalou before he scores with a Bulldog onto the floor. Acid then starts kicking Boogalou in the right knee before Acid hits a quick Legdrop into Boogalou's chest and throws him into the ring.

In the ring, Acid goes for a quick cover, but Homicide enters the ring and rips Acid off Boogalou. The Natural Born Sinners hit some chops onto Acid before they throw him into the ropes and go for a Double Backdrop, but Acid Dropkick's both men in the head and the NBS go down. Acid catches his breath before he pulls Boogalou up and sends him to the ropes. Acid goes for the YAKUZA KICK, but Boogalou dodges and instead sweeps Acid down. Boogalou hits an Elbowdrop onto Acid before lifting him up and pummeling Acid in the face with some right hands before going for a Discus Punch, but Acid grabs his hand and Backslides him down. Boogalou gets out at two, but by then Acid is already up and on him with stomps. Acid Neck Snaps Boogalou down and tags in Johnny Kashmere. The Backseat Boyz lift Boogalou up and drop him onto the ring ropes, but as they turn around Homicide clears their clocks with a Double Clothesline.

Homicide kicks Acid out before he Irish Whips Kashmere into the corner and hits a high kick to the jaw of Kashmere. As Kashmere staggers back towards the center of the ring, Homicide scoops him up and slams him down with a Powerslam for a two count. Homicide plays around with Kashmere, letting him get onto his knees before kicking him down again. Homicide gets some boos out of the crowd this way, but then he gets bored and picks Kashmere up onto his shoulders into a Torture Rack. Homicide rams Kashmere's back against his shoulders for a while before he runs at the corner and rams Kashmere stomach-first onto the turnbuckle, leaving him hanging there. Boogalou gets back into the ring and Front Dropkicks Kashmere to the back of the head, Homicide covering for a two and half. Homicide lifts Kashmere up and floors him with a nasty chop to the throat. Homicide picks Kashmere up again and goes for a Northern Lights Suplex, but Kashmere blocks it and turns it into a Small Package, but Big Mac Smack makes a comeback and rips Kashmere off before the three count.

Kashmere is going apeshit at Smack as he pulls Big Mac into the ring, but Boogalou enters as well and floors Kashmere with a Shoulder Tackle. Acid comes in as well and hits a Flying Clothesline off the ropes onto Boogalou. Acid gets up and then dodges a Clothesline from Homicide, which accidentally hits Big Mac Smack, knocking him over the ropes! Homicide gets a boot to the guts from Kashmere is then nailed with the T-GIMMICK against the turnbuckle! Homicide slumps down as Boogalou slowly gets up and sneak attacks Kashmere, Backdropping him down in a nasty way. As Boogalou gets up, he enters in a punching competition with Acid which ends as Kashmere trips Boogalou down and Acid hits a Legdrop off the second rope. Homicide runs out of the corner and straight into a Double Complete Shot from the Backseat Boyz. As Acid and Kashmere scramble up, Boogalou rushes in and floors Kashmere with a Yakuza Kick, then turning towards Acid and kicking him in the groin. Boogalou drops Acid with a Sitout Powerbomb, but is pulled aside by the referee before he can go for a pin.

As the referee explains that Boogalou used illegal means, Big Mac Smack gets upset and gets once again back into the ring. He starts yelling at the ref while Homicide slowly clears his head and then gets up on wobbly feet, as do the Backseat Boyz. Acid takes a few steps towards Homicide and tries a bit sloppy YAKUZA KICK, but Homicide dodges and Acid hits Kashmere instead. Homicide scoops Acid onto his shoulder into a Canadian Backbreaker and yells at Boogalou, who pushes the ref aside and runs to the second rope, then hitting an Elbowdrop as Homicide falls backwards, compressing Acid's neck even further. Acid drops out of the ring, groaning in pain. In the ring, Homicide picks Kashmere up and goes for the COP KILLA, but Kashmere flips onto his feet and Dropkicks both Big Mac Smack and Boogalou outside. Kashmere turns around and dodges a Clothesline from Homicide before hitting the CRADLEBREAKER in the center of the ring. Kashmere then runs to the ropes and goes for a Springboard Moonsault, but as he leaps to the top rope Big Mac Smack comes onto the apron and Low Blows Kashmere! Kashmere drops into the ring and Homicide picks him up, dropping him onto his head with the COP KILLA! Homicide keeps the move for the pinfall as the referee counts to three in 12.48. The Natural Born Sinners leave quickly, leaving the fans cheering for the Backseat Boyz.

Acid enters the ring and picks Kashmere up and tries to shake hands with him, but Kashmere just looks at Acid murderously and then leaves the ring without saying a word. Acid stands in the ring, confused, before he leaves too, hanging his head.
WINNERS: Natural Born Sinners

JUSTICE PAIN vs NATE HATRED - ANYTHING GOES MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE CZW IRON MAN TITLE


Justice Pain comes out first, armed with a ladder. He enters the ring, places the ladder in the corner and starts to stretch as Megadeth's "Doctor Is Calling" hits the speakers and Nate Hatred comes out with a trash can wrapped in barbwire. Hatred throws the can at the ringside and then gets into the ring and has a staredown with Pain, neither of the two dropping their glance for one second. Finally Hatred explodes onto Pain with enormous right hands before sending Pain into the ropes and then nailing him down with a thunderous Spinebuster on his way back. Hatred stands over Pain as Justice writhes in agony. Hatred then stomps Pain in the stomach before he drops a Kneedrop into Pain's groin.

Hatred goes out of the ring and fetches a chair. As Pain gets up, Hatred smacks him down with a massive chair shot. Hatred covers afterwards and gets a two count for his troubles. He slams the chair over Pain a few more times before he picks Pain up and Bodyslams him onto the chair. Hatred stands over Pain again, a wicked smiling on his lips. Hatred stomps on Pain for a moment before he picks Pain up, but Pain fires back with right hands in the face and then hits a Swinging DDT on Hatred! Pain lifts Hatred up and bounces off the rope with a Flying Clothesline, but Hatred grabs him and rams him back-first into the ladder in the corner! Pain grimaces in pain as Hatred backs away and tries a Clothesline, but Pain rolls out of the way and Hatred bangs his bicep against the ladder!

Pain kicks Hatred in the guts and DDT's him down on the mat. Pain locks on a Chin Lock, but Hatred powers his way out of the move and sends Pain into the ropes. Hatred follows with a kick, but Pain ducks and holds the rope down so Hatred goes over the ropes on the outside. Pain then jumps onto the top rope and Somersaults onto Hatred, both men crashing down onto the barbwire trash can! Pain gets up and gives Hatred some shots from the wire can, drawing blood. Pain drops the can and turns around to fetch more weapons, but Hatred gets up and slams the barbwire trash can over Pain's head! Pain staggers a few steps before Hatred runs up and nails the DECAPITATOR on Pain, knocking him silly. Hatred holds his arms as blood drips trough his fingers, as the wire tore him a nasty gash in the arm. The staff quickly tape Hatred up while Pain gets out of the can, but Hatred attacks him immediately and scrapes his head against the wire, drawing blood.

Hatred lifts Pain up and throws him against the ring apron before working on him some more with right hands. Hatred drags Pain around before he throws Pain against the apron a second time, this time with more force. Hatred sets two unfolded chairs on top of each other and then goes to Powerbomb Pain, but Justice Pain counters with punches to the head and rolls Hatred into an Armbar. Pain twists with all his strength, but Hatred powers out again and throws Pain trough the two chairs! Pain grimaces as Hatred stomps on his back some more. Hatred goes under the ring and fetches a light tube, but Pain groggily gets up and kicks Hatred in the guts before taking the tube away from him. Pain teases a shot, but instead throws the tube into the ring. Pain throws some forearms into Hatred's face before he whips Hatred into some empty seats. Pain goes onto the ring apron and as Hatred gets up, Pain nails a huge Asai Moonsault on Hatred, sending both men into the chairs!

Pain and Hatred get up, bleeding and broken. Pain throws some more forearms at Hatred, bringing the monster onto it's knees. Pain throws a Headbutt at Hatred, which proves to be a mistake as Pain hurts himself more than he hurts Hatred. Nate gets up and grabs Pain by the throat, dragging him to the ringside and then Chokeslamming Pain onto the ring apron! Pain rolls into the ring as Hatred gets onto the apron and soaks in the booing of the crowd. Hatred then gets into the ring as well and glances at the light tube before he kicks it to the corner and cracks his knuckles. Hatred pulls Pain up and pummels him with some stiff right hands before he picks Pain up and drops him with a Facefirst Powerbomb for a near fall. Hatred picks Pain up and sets him up onto the top rope and punches him in the chin. Hatred then throws the ladder in the middle of the ring and places the light tube onto it. As Hatred turns around, however, Pain takes flight and drops Hatred onto the light tube/ladder with the Blockbuster! Fans chant "C-Z-DUB!" as Pain and Hatred try to catch their breaths. They get up and Pain goes for the PAIN THRILLER, but Hatred drops out and hits the Sky High onto the ladder! Hatred covers again for a near fall and doesn't seem to be too happy as Pain kicks out. Hatred lifts Pain up, but gets a quick knee to the guts followed with the PAIN THRILLER onto the ladder! Pain drags himself onto Hatred and the referee counts to three in 10.23.
WINNER: Justice Pain

WIFEBEATER vs JOHN ZANDIG vs LOBO DOUBLE FALL FANS BRING THE WEAPONS DEATHMATCH - FOR THE CZW IRON MAN & WORLD TITLES


The scorer of the first pinfall wins the Iron Man Title, and the scorer of the second pinfall gets the World Title. Sounds good? It should, as the weapons contributed by the CZW fans are carted to the ringside, the ring and even the entranceway! More than enough thumbtacks, light tubes, lightbulbs and barbwire rolls litter the ringside area, as the most innovative shit is carried into the ring. They include a STOP-sign topped with small lightbulbs, a cardboard box full of LP's, a barbwire board and a bunch of light tubes taped around a cactus. First out is Lobo, who comes out with his traditional skull t-shirt and jeans. Quickly after Lobo comes to the ringside and hands his titles to the ringside staff, John Zandig comes in, sporting a CZW-shirt which he takes off and throws into the audience, gaining a pop from the bloodthirsty fans. Wifebeater comes out last, sporting a white wifebeater-shirt and jeans. The three wrestlers get into the ring and eye the weapons over, concentrating onto the upcoming carnage. Finally the match starts as Lobo and Wifebeater attack Zandig and start hammering away at his back. Wifebeater bends Zandig over while Lobo goes and fetches a light tube Wifebeater puts Zandig into a Front Facelock and Lobo teases a shot at the bare back, but pulls away at the last minute and takes a stroll around the ring. Meanwhile, Zandig elbows Wifebeater in the ribs and sends him into a corner not occupied by weaponry. Lobo notices this and charges at Zandig, who dodges and Lobo swings at Wifebeater, who dodges as well and Lobo smashes the tube over the turnbuckle. Zandig starts punching away at Wifebeater while Lobo goes and fetches a LP from the box. Zandig hammers Wifebeater onto his knees and doesn't notice Lobo until it's too late and Lobo smashes the LP over Zandig's head! Zandig slumps into the corner and Lobo slices his forehead with a piece of the broken LP, drawing blood. Wifebeater gets up, but gets knocked right back down with a shot from the LP piece. Wifebeater rolls out of the ring while Lobo throws the LP piece at Zandig and goes to fetch some more weapons.

Lobo picks up the cactus & light tube-combination, but Zandig assaults him from behind and then Atomic Drops Lobo onto the box of LP's! Lobo screams in pain as Zandig starts mashing a LP after a LP over Lobo's head, only stopping to play to the fans. Wifebeater comes back into the ring, armed with the weedwhacker, and before starting it he hits Zandig over the head with it. Wifebeater then tries to start it, but Lobo is faster as he empties the broken contents of the cardboard box onto Beater and then smashes a tube over his forehead. Wifebeater staggers towards the barbwire board, but stops himself mere feet away from the trap of death. Lobo charges at Beater again, but he counters with a kick to the guts. Beater starts Headbutting Lobo as Zandig regains his senses and grabs the light tube/cactus. He runs at Lobo and Beater, but Beater sidesteps and Zandig throws his weapon into the barbwire board, the broken tubes and cactus sticking to the barbwire. Wifebeater pushes Lobo away and then grabs Zandig by the shoulders, backing him into the broken glass, cactus & barbwire! Zandig screams out in pain as Wifebeater grabs some broken glass and slaps it into Zandig's chest, yelling in pain as the glass cuts his arm. Wifebeater slaps Zandig in the face before ripping him off the mess and then throwing him over the ropes. Wifebeater tries to throw Lobo into the board, but Lobo stops a few feet away from the board. Wifebeater charges at Lobo, who runs towards Wifey and gives him an extra push, sending Wifebeater crashing trough the barbwire, broken glass & cactus!

As Wifebeater yells in pain, Zandig pushes in a stack of light tubes, a plate full of thumbtacks and a tennis racket with the net replaced with barbwire! Zandig gets back into the ring just as Lobo smashes the STOP-sign with lightbulbs into Wifebeater's chest and turns around to receive a huge right hand from Zandig and then a Bodyslam into the broken LP's! Zandig sets the plate with tacks onto the center of the ring, but Wifebeater ambushes him from behind and sends him into the corner previously occupied by the cactus & tube structure. As Zandig staggers back, Wifebeater punches him down and then dumps all the thumbtacks on top of Zandig's back! Wifebeater goes to stomp Zandig's back, but Zandig rolls out of the ring and tries to get the thumbtacks out. He's too late though as Lobo tackles Wifebeater down and then drives the tacks deeper into Zandig's back with a Baseball Slide! Zandig screams in pain as a fan hands Lobo a light tube, which he promptly breaks over Zandig's back. Wifebeater, meanwhile, grabs the tennis racket and slides outside as well. Lobo pummels Zandig's bloody forehead as Wifebeater comes around the corner and gives Lobo's back a good whack from the wire racket! Wifebeater kicks Lobo onto his knees and then rips his shirt off before smashing the barbwire racket over his bare back! Lobo bleeds as Wifebeater starts scratching the wire racket into his face and then throws him back into the ring. Zandig hits Wifebeater over the head and sends him head-first into the guardrail. Zandig then sets up two chairs and grabs the stack of light tubes from the ring, setting it onto the chairs, but Wifebeater counters Zandig's attempted Spiral Powerbomb by Backdropping Zandig onto the floor.

Wifebeater throws Zandig in as well as he goes on a search for more weapons. In the ring, both Lobo and Zandig arm themselves with tubes and face off in a duel. Both Lobo and Zandig swing and connect, the glass shattering and blinding both combatants. When their visions are clear, both Lobo and Zandig go for a Clothesline and connect, stunning the two. Lobo charges again at Zandig, who grabs Lobo off the run and Fallaway Slams him into the broken mess of barbwire board, light tubes and cactus! Lobo screams in pain as Zandig covers him, but Wifebeater enters the ring with a thumbtack bat and a light tube, and he stops the count by smashing the tube over Zandig's head. Wifebeater drags Lobo up and gives his bare chest a good whack with the thumbtack bat, the tacks digging deep into Lobo's flesh! Lobo slumps into a sitting position and Wifebeater tries another shot, when Zandig grabs the bat from behind and gives Wifebeater a thumbtack bat-assisted Lariat, staining Wifebeater's shirt red! Zandig falls onto his knees, holding his arm in pain, the tacks piercing his bicep. Zandig moves up slowly, as does Lobo, and the two engage in a spiritless brawl near the ropes before Zandig tries knocking Lobo over the ropes, but only manages to get Lobo on the apron. Lobo pulls Zandig with him and points at the waiting stack of tubes on the two chairs as Wifebeater runs at the two and knocks Zandig off, sending him sailing over the tubes and chairs. Lobo tries to defeat Wifebeater, but Beater just kicks Lobo down and then CHOKENSTEINS him off the apron and trough the stack of light tubes set on the two unfolded chairs! The fans chant "C-Z-DUB!" and "HOLY SHIT!" as Wifebeater covers Lobo and Rob Warthog counts to three, awarding Wifebeater the Iron Man Title in 10.33!

Wifebeater seems genuinely out of it for a moment before he realizes that he has an opportunity to take both titles and covers Lobo again, this time getting a near fall as Zandig pulls him off and starts kicking him in the glass-pierced legs. Zandig gets a chair and stomps it into Wifebeater's legs, but the pain is too much for Zandig as he pulls himself into the ring and lays there, taking deep breaths. Lobo slowly gets out of the huge pile of broken glass and white powder and stares straight at the camera, revealing the blood slowly dripping off his chin and the hellacious crimson mask covering his face. Lobo stares at Wifebeater for a while before he grabs the Iron Man Title and starts wrapping barbwire around the belt. After a (un)healthy amount of wire covers the title, Lobo lifts Wifebeater's head up and drives the title into his skull. A couple of members of the staff have entered the ring and are taping Zandig's bicep up while two others bring more weapons to the ringside: a lawnmower wrapped in barbwire, a stereo system, a sick-looking short-legged table, which is covered in everything possible from nails to light tubes to barbwire to tacks to forks and two full-sized windows with shutters. Zandig groans and gets up to a huge pop from the fans while the ring crew moves on to tape Lobo and Wifebeater up, wiping away some of the bloody mess covering Lobo's face. When the staff is done, they retreat to backstage and allow Lobo to drive the title into Wifebeater's forehead one more time before going back into the ring. Zandig and Lobo stand off and Lobo starts mouthing off to Zandig, saying that he still is the World Champ and always will be. Zandig doesn't take kindly to this as he picks some thumbtacks off the canvas and throws them into Lobo's face before DDT'ing Lobo onto the canvas covered in all manners of broken, sharp things. Lobo screams and holds his face as Zandig badmouths him some more. Zandig then goes to fetch the windows, placing the other one in the corner and then grabbing the other, ready to break it onto Lobo, but Wifebeater rushes to the ring and grabs the window. Beater kicks Zandig in the guts and places Zandig's head between the shutters and the window. Wifebeater then closes the shutters and grabs the barbwire tennis racket before smashing the window into Zandig's head with the racket! More "HOLY SHIT!" chants echo in the arena as Zandig slumps down, holding his forehead. Wifebeater smashes the racket over Zandig's back one more time before going to the other window, but Lobo gets up and then throws Wifebeater into the corner and trough the second window! Lobo rolls out of the ring and with great difficulties lifts the lawnmower into the ring. Lobo tries to turn the mower on, but fails and then instead Hiptosses Wifebeater onto it! Lobo kicks the mower out of the ring and fetches a pair of ski's with light tubes taped onto them. Lobo sets the tube-ski's onto two chairs and then goes to Powerbomb Zandig trough them, but he can't lift Zandig up and instead the two just hang there until Zandig stomps Lobo's feet and then Rydeem Bombs Lobo to hell and onto the skis! The fans gasp as Lobo convulses in pain while Zandig sits in the ring, staring at nothingness.

Wifebeater gets up and holds his back in pain as he pulls something out of his back pocket and crawls over to Zandig. Wifebeater grabs Zandig by his hair and starts hammering a comb covered in thumbtacks into Zandig's forehead! Wifebeater lets go after a while and slumps to the canvas, as does Zandig, leaving all three men laid out in a pile of blood and broken stuff. Lobo is the first to move, pulling himself up with the ring ropes, followed by Wifebeater and then by Zandig. All three men stand in the ring before a fan holds out a LONG light tube to Wifebeater, who grabs it and starts advancing towards his opponents. Lobo quickly gets the hang of things and rolls out of the ring as Wifebeater smashes the tube over Zandig's head! Zandig drops like a sack of potatoes as Wifebeater starts ripping the shreds of his blood-soaked shirt off. Wifebeater is thrown a bag of chips, which he opens and dumps onto Zandig, the salt making Zandig convulse in terrible pains! Outside, Lobo drags the small table next to the announcer's nest and then pours some alcohol onto it! Lobo then makes his way back into the ring, grabbing a trash can with the lid on top of it on his way. Wifebeater stomps on Zandig as Lobo gets into the ring and throws Wifebeater in the corner before pulling the lid off the trash can, so the camera can have a good view of the contents: the trash can is half-full of thumbtacks! The fans start screaming as Lobo grabs the can, holds it over his head and then drops it onto Wifebeater's head, showering him with tacks and trapping him inside the trash can! Lobo takes the lid and smashes the can a few times before placing Wifebeater on the ground and climbing to the second rope, hitting a Legdrop onto the trash can! Wifebeater falls out of the ring, bleeding heavily and only barely conscious. Lobo gets up and screams to the crowd, who boo at Lobo. Lobo turns around only to get a Lariat from Zandig followed with the CHOKEBOMB into the thumbtacks occupying the corner! Lobo convulses like hell as Zandig rolls back and takes a few deep breaths, all the while the crowd chants "C-Z-DUB! C-Z-DUB!"

Zandig then grabs Lobo by the hair and points at the announcer's nest, which gets a HUGE ovation from the crowd. Zandig starts dragging Lobo to the nest and finally gets there. Zandig throws Lobo onto the top and then places a glass pane on top of the Table of Murder! Zandig goes after Lobo and grabs him, signaling the staff to light the table below. They do so and Zandig drags Lobo to the edge, only to get kicked in the groin. Lobo goes for the FINAL SOLUTION, but Zandig drops out and grabs Lobo's head, trying to push him off, but Lobo just punches Zandig and tries the FINAL SOLUTION again, but Lobo loses his footing and both Lobo and Zandig plunge down from the announcer's nest into the burning table covered with light tubes, nails, thumbtacks, barbwire, forks and the glass pane! The flames engulf the two and they quickly roll away as the arena erupts at this latest display of gore. Both Lobo and Zandig are out, and the staff try to wake them up for several minutes before succeeding. Lobo and Zandig face off next to the burning mass from Hell and Lobo holds out a hand. Zandig accepts it, but instead of shaking he Lariat's Lobo down and lifts him up for the MUTHA F'N BOMB! Zandig can't carry out the move though as his legs give out from under him and he and Lobo collapse in a heap. Another two minutes of waiting as the two get up and Lobo kicks Zandig in the guts before lifting him onto his shoulders. Instead of the FINAL SOLUTION, Lobo turns around and MUTHA F'N BOMBS Zandig into the cooling mess of glass, nails, tacks and barbwire! Zandig seems unconscious as Lobo covers him and Warthog, disgusted beyond reason, counts to three in 19.46. Lobo gets up and raises his hands, and he tries to climb back to the announcer's nest, but he collapses to the ground and the staff rush in to help the three bloody messes formerly known as Wifebeater, Lobo and John Zandig as John House and Eric Gargulio wish the audience a safe journey home.
WINNER OF 1ST FALL & NEW CZW IRON MAN CHAMPION: Wifebeater
WINNER OF 2ND FALL & STILL THE CZW WORLD CHAMPION: Lobo


AUDIENCE: 1419
OVERALL SHOW RATING: 57%
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Happened on Fake You TV:

- Wifebeater and Justice Pain clashed, as Wifebeater tried denying Pain of his Iron Man title shot earned by beating Nate Hatred at Unleashed. Beater set Pain up in a handicap match against the Disciples Of Death, Necro Butcher and Mad Man Pondo. Pain ultimately ended up winning the Handicap Match after scoring the Pain Thriller onto Necro Butcher, and the two former tag partners were set to clash in a Barbwire match at the World Of Pain event.

- After losing a Losers Must Break Up-stipulated match against the Natural Born Sinners, Trent Acid of the Backseat Boyz still tried to be in good relations with Johnny Kashmere, but after costing him a match against Ric Blade, Kashmere went spare, claiming that it was Acid's fault that the Backseat Boyz were no more and that Acid actually wanted to see Kashmere fail. This led to several confrontations between the two, until Kashmere threw down the challenge for a singles match at World Of Pain.

- Excalibur, after losing the Junior Heavyweight title match against Quiet Storm, wanted to hear Storm's explanations for his unprofessional behavior in the match. Instead, Storm and Deranged gave Excalibur the beating of his life, but later 'Calibur began extracting revenge on both Storm and Deranged, vowing that Storm wouldn't screw the new #1 Contender, Jay Briscoe, out of his shot like he did to Excalibur.

[size=12]CZW WORLD OF PAIN[/size]

DERANGED vs RUCKUS vs MYSTERY - FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE CZW JR. HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!

Deranged and Ruckus start out by feeling each other out, taking up a test of strength, but when Mystery tries to interfere, Ruckus and Deranged turn towards him as a team and kicks him squarely in the chin. Mystery staggers back and Deranged takes Ruckus down with a quick Headscissors Takedown before pulling off a Running Legdrop on Ruckus. Deranged gets up and immediately tries to Arm Drag Mystery, who flips onto his feet and goes for a Hurracanrana, but Deranged ducks under and Mystery drops onto his ass in the middle of the ring. Deranged springs off the ropes and then Dropkicks Mystery in the back, and Ruckus gets up as well, hitting a low Wheelkick to the back of Mystery's head, sending him rolling out of the ring. Ruckus and Deranged exchange some forearms until Ruckus whips Deranged to the ropes and leapfrogs him, taking him down with a Mule Kick. Ruckus then jumps over Deranged and springs off the second rope, hitting a Springboard Splash, but Deranged manages to kick out after two. Ruckus lifts Deranged onto his shoulders and goes for an Electric Chair Drop, but Deranged punches Ruckus in the head and manages to balance himself on Ruckus's shoulders. Mystery gets up onto the ring apron and springs off the top, grabbing Deranged on his way down and Bulldogging him off Ruckus's shoulders. Mystery rolls up and as Ruckus charges in, Mystery takes him down with a quick Hurracanrana, but Ruckus gets his foot on the ropes before three. Mystery gets up and Headbutts Ruckus, but Deranged comes from behind and drops Mystery just about vertically onto his head, leaving Mystery all laid out. Deranged goes to punch Ruckus, who blocks it and fires away at Deranged with several forearms before grabbing Deranged into a Powerbomb position, lifting him up with great force and catching him into a Diamond Cutter on his way down. Ruckus then gets up and hits the Ruckus Star Press onto Deranged, getting the three count in 7.19.
WINNER & NEW #1 CONTENDER:
Ruckus

CHRIS HERO vs SUPER DRAGON vs NICK BERK - SUBMISSIONS ONLY ELIMINATION MATCH

Berk, Dragon and Hero meet up at the center of the ring, shaking each others hands before backing away. The bell rings and all three men back away, eyeing each other carefully. Berk makes the first move, going to tackle Super Dragon, who backs away and is immediately attacked by Chris Hero with some punches. Hero hooks Dragon up for a Suplex, but Nick Berk assaults him from behind and grabs a Full Nelson on Hero. Dragon snaps forwards with a Koppo Kick, but Hero dodges and Dragon's heel smashes into Berk's face, sending him backing into a corner. Dragon and Hero get up and Dragon Arm Drags Hero before turning it into an Armbar. Hero struggles to get to the ropes, but finally makes it. Dragon gets up and immediately attacks Hero, hitting a Double Stomp onto his arm. Hero holds his arm in pain as Dragon gives it a few more kicks, but then Nick Berk comes back and tries to Backdrop Dragon, who flips onto his feet and just mangles Berk with a thunderous Lariat. Dragon goes for a Boston Crab, but Chris Hero stops it and puts on a Side Headlock on Dragon. Nick Berk gets up as well and he and Hero hook up Dragon, dropping him with a Double Vertical Suplex. Hero and Berk get up and Hero Hammerlocks Berk's arm before doing the same thing to his other arm. Hero forces Berk onto his knees and then quickly releases one of Berk's arms, wrapping his legs around Berk's throat and locking a Triangle Scissors hold onto Berk! Berk etches slowly towards the ropes, but he quite doesn't make it. Hero pulls him back and tightens the hold, when suddenly Super Dragon comes in and locks on a Dragon Sleeper Hold onto Hero! Dragon presses his knee against Hero's back and tightens the hold, and after a moment, Hero taps out! Chris Hero is eliminated in 6.37 as the referee forces him to loosen up the hold on Berk. Berk begins to scatter towards the ropes and Dragon grabs his leg, but Berk kicks Dragon off and pulls himself up by the ropes. Dragon charges in with another Lariat, but Berk dodges it and hooks up Dragon's arms, Tiger Suplexing him to the mat! The referee doesn't count, though, and Berk lets go of the hold. Dragon rolls up, holding his neck, and Berk hooks his arms again, going for the Berkacet. Dragon counters by Shoulderbutting Berk in the guts and hooking him with the pumphandle, followed with the Psycho Driver 2! Dragon and Berk lay on the mat, exhausted, until Dragon slowly gets up. He walks to Berk and goes for an Armbar, but Berk tackles him down to the mat! Berk goes for the Texas 2K, but Dragon manages to block it and kick Berk off. Berk and Dragon square off, and Dragon goes for an Arm Drag, but Berk blocks it and instead nails a Reverse DDT onto Dragon. Berk gets up immediately, picking up Dragon and nailing the Berkacet onto him. Berk then grabs Dragon by the legs and twists him into the Texas 2K, Dragon tapping out shortly in 11.41. Berk picks Dragon up and the two shake hands before heading backstage together.
WINNER: Nick Berk

JUST WATCH YOUR BACK

The view cuts backstage to the CZW banner, where Quiet Storm is standing with his CZW Jr. Heavyweight belt on his shoulder. John House is standing next to him with a mic, looking excited as ever.

House: And now, standing right next to me, the reigning CZW Jr. Heavyweight Champion for nearly half a year, Quiet Storm! Storm, recently you have been setting off some people with your actions... People like Excalibur are pretty pissed because they don't just see your acts as professional...
Storm: Excalibur? What does a masked freak know about being professional? He's just pissed because he failed to beat me, and now he has to throw up these kind of stupid claims. Pisses me off.

House: What about Deranged? He has been helping you out in a couple of matches, and you even tagged against Team Chismo a few weeks ago.

Storm: What about Deranged? A man can't have a few friends here and there? Look, House, I don't know what you have been hearing of me, but I tell you, all the things are complete bullshit. I wouldn't be the champ now if I wasn't the best wrestler around, and that's a fact. And being a champion doesn't mean you have to wrestle cleanly, OK? So what if I don't play fair? The other guy just has to get his hands dirty if he wants to take me down. Take Jay Briscoe for example. He's a young gun with big hopes, and tonight I fight him. If he doesn't want to come down to my level, then he will lose. It's so simple and yet so effective, House.

House: Excalibur said that if you'd try to cheat again, he'd be out there to stop you and any of your buddies. You want to comment that?

Storm: Look, House, why do we keep on talking about this never-was person? Excalibur blows nuts, and he can't get over it. Throwing tantrums like that, I just don't get it. And then he says that I'm not professional. Excalibur can come out to play if he wants, but he must then prepare for another Grade A asskicking.

House: Thank you, Quiet Storm, I'll be following your action tonight like a hawk!

Storm: I bet you are, you brown-noser.

Storm then walks off and the view cuts back into the ring.

QUIET STORM © vs JAY BRISCOE - FOR THE CZW JR. HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Briscoe comes out first, followed by Quiet Storm and Deranged. Deranged jeers at Briscoe as Storm gives his title to Deranged rather than the referee and begins pointing at Briscoe, trashtalking him. Briscoe looks at the referee, who nods. Briscoe then lunges forwards and Spears Storm down to start off the match. Briscoe then puts on an Armwinger on Storm, twisting his shoulder before hitting a nasty Arm Dragon Screw. Storm cringes in pain as Jay Briscoe withdraws into the corner and begins shouting at Storm to get up. Outside, Deranged starts shouting at Briscoe, who turns around and begins to shout back at Deranged. Storm gets up and nails a Running Forearm to the back of Briscoe before hooking him up and dropping him with a quick Backdrop. Storm covers, but only gets a two count. Storm stomps on Briscoe for a while before locking on a Sleeper Hold, choking Briscoe in the middle of the ring. Briscoe breaks the hold with some elbows to the ribs before turning around and kicking Storm in the guts. Briscoe tries to whip Storm to the corner, but Storm reverses and follows after Briscoe. Briscoe Moonsaults off the middle rope and over Storm, and as Storm turns around, Briscoe Belly To Bellies and follows in by rolling Storm into a Front Necklock in one smooth motion. Briscoe pulls back with all that he has got, and Storm looks ready to tap out, but then Deranged gets on the ring apron. Briscoe starts yelling at him, and as Deranged steps inside, Briscoe lets go and gets up. Deranged gets out immediately and Storm hooks up a Half Nelson onto Briscoe, going for the Storm Cradle Driver, but Briscoe blocks it and instead rolls Storm up with a Cradle, but he only gets a near fall as Deranged pulls Briscoe by the leg, unraveling the Cradle. Briscoe turns towards the corner, jumps up to the second turnbuckle and Dropkicks Deranged between the ropes, dropping him to the floor. Briscoe climbs to the second rope, but then Excalibur springs down to the ringside, and just as Deranged gets up, Excalibur jumps onto the apron and from there to Deranged, nailing the Shining Wizard with tremendous speed. As Briscoe shouts something at Excalibur, Quiet Storm comes from behind and hooks Briscoe up, nailing him with a Second Rope Half-Nelson Suplex! Storm holds the suplex for the pin, and Excalibur is too late as the referee counts to three in 12.13. After the bell rings, Storm gets up and gets into Excalibur's face, laughing at him and pointing at the immobile Briscoe. Storm and Deranged leave after Deranged trashtalks Excalibur, then Excalibur helps Briscoe to the back.
WINNER: Quiet Storm

DISCIPLES OF MY ASS

The view goes back to the CZW banner, this time with Natural Born Sinners and their manager Big Mac Smack. Smack is smiling and rubbing his hand together while Homicide and Boogalou stand behind him, with their tag belts over their shoulders.

Smack: BRILLIANT! I knew it that you guys wouldn't let me down! You beat the Backseat Boys and at the same time got rid of the biggest threat that we have! Or HAD, hahaha! Now... Disciples Of Death? Those whiny little bitches, thinking that they can match up to my boys. Ya know, we're all part of the Ultraviolent Army, but this lovechild of Lobo, may his ass rot in hell, just ain't for him anymore. Nate's a brainless goon with lots of muscle, and the Disciples are plain cannon fodder. YOU, you are the BIG guys here now. Don't ya forget that.

The Natural Born Sinners nod in unison as John House runs to the scene, panting heavily.

House: Sorry... I had to...

Smack: We don't really care about that, House. So, what did you want to know?

House: About the Disciples...

Smack: Ah, you simple House you, is that the only thing you want to know? Lemme assure you, even if they share a group with my boys, the Naturals will be 100% business in that ring. No slacking off or going easy just because they happen to be on the same team. The DOD will learn just what it means to step up against the Natural Born Sinners, just like those pieces of trash Backseat Boyz did!

House: The Disciples are probably two of the most hardest heads in the business! How will you compete with them? Their threshold for pain is...

Smack: Just shut the fuck up, House. I don't care if they are dubbed as indestructible, my boys will find a weak spot and smash it until they're reduced to gory paste.

House: Well... Good luck to you guys, then!

Smack: I swear, one day I will punch his teeth out...

The Naturals then leave with Smack and the view cuts to the ring.

DISCIPLES OF DEATH vs NATURAL BORN SINNERS © - FOR THE CZW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS

The match starts out with both teams standing in the ring, exchanging some verbal threats. Before the bell rings, Necro Butcher and Mad Man Pondo lunge forwards to attack the champions, but Boogalou and Homicide counter by throwing their opponents out of the ring. The Natural Born Sinners follow the Disciples Of Death outside and Big Mac Smack keeps on cheering them from the ring apron, laughing as Homicide and Boogalou pound on Necro Butcher and Mad Man Pondo. Homicide throws Pondo against the guard rail and the two go over into the crowd while Necro Butcher punches Boogalou in the guts and gives him the stiffest Headbutt ever before throwing Boogalou into the ring. Butcher then rolls Boogalou back into the ring and follows him quickly, kicking Boogalou in the head a few times before lifting him up and nailing a DDT. Butcher then goes on a wild rant, pointing and yelling at Mac Smack. As Butcher comes closer, Smack gets off the apron and gets his hands up in a sign of surrender. Butcher turns around straight into a few punches from Boogalou followed with a nasty Piledriver. Boogalou covers Butcher, but only gets a two count for his troubles. Meanwhile, Homicide comes back to the ringside and jumps onto the apron, and Boogalou tags him in. The Natural Born Sinners pick up Necro Butcher and send him to the ropes, and as Butcher bounces back, NBS annihilate him with a Double Elbow before Boogalou goes out. Homicide begins setting Butcher up for the Cop Killa, but Butcher blocks the move and instead Backdrops Homicide down. Butcher stomps on Homicides arm and then begins to point and shout at Boogalou, who is all confused until Mad Man Pondo jumps the guard rail and slams Boogalou down from the apron before taking his place. Butcher tags Pondo in, and the Disciples proceed to lift Homicide onto the top rope before following him and hooking him up, nailing a Double Superplex on Homicide. Butcher goes out and Pondo covers, Homicide kicking out just before three. Pondo proceeds to pick up Homicide and go for a Powerbomb, but Homicide blocks it. Pondo begins hammering away at Homicide's back while outside Boogalou gets up from the floor and at the same time Big Mac Smack hits Butcher on the back with a chair, dropping him onto his knees. Boogalou then grabs Butcher and Neckbreakers him off the apron and onto the floor! In the ring, Pondo lets Homicide go and rushes towards Boogalou, who grabs Pondo by his hair and drops him throat-first onto the top rope. Pondo turns around and staggers back to the center of the ring, where Homicide grabs him by the head and delivers a nasty DDT on Pondo, covering him and giving his team the win in 8.19.

TRENT ACID vs JOHNNY KASHMERE


Kashmere comes out first to the Backseat Boyz theme, looking mighty pissed off. He is followed by Acid, with the same theme, and Kashmere explodes onto Acid verbally, bashing him for taking his music. Acid just raises his hands defensively at first, but after a while he gets to Kashmere's face and tells him to shut the hell up. Kashmere looks at Acid with hateful eyes and then punches him, sending Acid back towards the ropes. Kashmere follows with more punches until he whips Acid to the opposite ropes and Dropkicks him down, following up with a Legdrop. Kashmere starts punching Acid in the head furiously before the referee pulls him off and tells him to cool down. Kashmere looks like an enraged animal as he pushes the referee aside and rushes towards Acid, who counters Kashmere's attempt with a high kick to the head, sending Kashmere into the corner. Acid then runs in and jumps at Kashmere, going for a high knee attack, but Kashmere ducks and Acid hits his knee into the turnbuckle painfully. Kashmere whips Acid around and hits a quick Fisherman Suplex followed with a Leglock on Acid's damaged knee, Kashmere hoping for an early tap out. Acid struggles to the ropes and finally catches the bottom one, but Kashmere keeps the hold locked on. The referee starts the count, and Kashmere lets go at four, but he immediately drags Acid to the center of the ring and hits a Kneedrop on Acid's leg before stomping on it a bit. The referee tries to get Kashmere off Acid's back, but Kashmere has none of it as he hits another Kneedrop and then goes outside before grabbing Acid's leg and dragging him to the turnbuckle.

Kashmere grabs Acid's leg and begins smashing his knee against the turnbuckle, one, two, three times before he lets go. Acid rolls around in the ring, holding his knee in great pain. Kashmere climbs onto the apron and then onto the top rope, going for a Splash, but Acid manages to get out of the way and Kashmere crashes to the mat hard. Acid slowly crawls over Kashmere, but Kashmere kicks out before two, fuming and shouting at Acid to get up. Acid gets onto one knee and looks up at Kashmere, who runs forwards and decimates Acid with a low Yakuza Kick to the face. The crowd explodes into boos as Kashmere covers, but Kashmere lifts Acid's shoulder off the mat just before three. Kashmere smiles as he pulls Acid up and punches him a few times before hooking him up for the Cradlebreaker, but Acid punches Kashmere in the ribs and backs away. Kashmere tries to Clothesline Acid, who dodges and drops down onto one knee. Kashmere bounces off the opposite ropes and runs at Acid, who quickly turns around and rises from the ground with his Yakuza Kick, sending Kashmere crashing to the mat. Acid drops too, holding his knee in pain and not managing to capitalize on the big move. Slowly, Kashmere gets up with the help of the ring ropes, and Acid does as well, limping noticeably. Kashmere smirks and runs at Acid, who hastily backs away into the corner and then Drop Toe Holds Kashmere face-first into the turnbuckle! Acid comes from behind and picks Kashmere up before setting him to the top rope. Acid then signals for the finish and hits the Acid Bomb onto Kashmere, dropping him to the mat. Acid covers, but Kashmere kicks out milliseconds before three! Acid is stunned, but then he drags Kashmere near the corner and goes up. Acid goes for a Moonsault, but his knee gives out under him and he drops onto the top rope. Kashmere then gets up and grabs Acid by his arms, nailing a Crucifix Powerbomb onto Acid! Kashmere keeps the hold, but Acid manages to kick out right before the three. Kashmere gets up and into the referees face, yelling at what was in his opinion a clear three count. Behind Kashmere, Acid tries to get up, but he collapses from the pain in his knee. Kashmere turns around and laughs at Acid, pulling him up and taunting him straight in his face. Acid limps backwards a few steps and Kashmere points at him to take his best shot. Acid grimaces in pain, but then suddenly lunges forwards and hits the biggest Yakuza Kick ever, flipping Kashmere onto his stomach. Acid rolls Kashmere up and gets the three count in 16.49. Acid stands over his former partner, taunting Kashmere before leaving, grunting with every step.
WINNER: Trent Acid

JUSTICE PAIN vs WIFEBEATER © - BARBWIRE MATCH FOR THE CZW IRON MAN TITLE

As the ring crew take down the ordinary ring ropes, Justice Pain arrives to the tune of Mad Season's "I Don't Know Anything". Pain goes into the ring and stands at the center, like he owns the place. Then, when two of the four sides have the barbwire ropes set up, Wifebeater comes out and walks into the ring. Wifebeater gets into Pain's face with the barbwire-covered Iron Man title, and Pain starts trashtalking Beater right off the bat. Beater listens calmly to Pain's trashing, but then swings into motion, trying to hit Pain with the belt. Pain ducks and the ring crew flee, leaving the rolls of barbwire meant for the ring ropes on the ringside! Beater turns around and Pain kicks the title away from his hands before trying to whip Wifebeater into the barbwire ropes, but Beater slides down before he makes contact. Wifebeater gets up and Pain tries to Clothesline him, but Beater grabs him by his arm and sends him towards the ropes. Pain, however, stops a few inches from the barbwire, turning around and looking mighty pissed off. Wifebeater mocks Pain, who rushes in, but is stunned by a Headbutt from Wifebeater. Wifebeater Headbutts Pain several times more and then waves at the fans standing near the side with no ropes. The fans scatter away as Wifebeater launches Pain full-speed to the side, sending him flying over the guard rail and into a bunch of empty seats! Fans pop big and chant "C-Z-DUB!" as Wifebeater goes after Pain. Beater drags Justice up and punches him a few times before Sidewalk Slamming him onto the flattened chairs, knocking the wind out of Pain. Pain grunts in pain and doubles over on the chairs as Wifebeater goes to the ringside and throws one of the barbwire rolls into the ring! Beater then pulls out a table and puts it into the ring as well before he goes over the guard rail to get Pain.

Beater drags Pain by his hair to the ringside and then goes to Suplex Pain, who blocks it and Beater instead Bodyslams Pain onto the floor. Wifebeater stomps on Pain before he goes to get more weapons from under the ring, but Pain gets up and Dropkicks Beater in the back, knocking him against the ring apron. Pain rolls Wifebeater into the ring and pulls out two light tubes from under the ring, as well as a... Boxing glove? Pain gets a chair and throws it into the ring before following. Wifebeater tries to attack Pain, who dodges the Clothesline from Wifebeater and then Backdrops him against the turnbuckle, leaving Beater sitting in the corner. Pain holds his shoulder in agony before he sets up the chair a few feet from Beater, sets the light tubes between Wifebeater's legs before Pain puts on the boxing glove and gloats around the ring. Justice Pain then runs forwards, springs off the chair and Fistdrops the light tubes, breaking them against Wifebeater's crotch! Wifebeater doubles over in pain as Pain kicks him in the back before rolling him up, smiling evilly. Justice Pain grabs Wifebeater by his arm and then whips him into the barbwire ropes, leaving Wifebeater stuck to the wire like a fly to glue! More "C-Z-DUB!" chants break out as Pain moves in to give Wifebeater some stiff chops to the chest. Pain lifts Wifebeater's head up and taunts him right into his face, but Wifebeater spits into Pain's eye, making him go temporarily blind. Wifebeater rips himself off the wire and then Clotheslines Justice Pain down before fetching his Iron Man Title. Wifebeater lifts Pain's face upwards and then begins to hammer the barbwire-covered title into Pain's face, a shot after a shot, busting Pain open big time! The fans chant for Wifebeater as he covers Pain, but Justice Pain kicks out after two.

Wifebeater then goes outside and fetches the other two rolls of barbwire before he takes the table and starts wrapping the wire around it! He gets two rolls on the table, but then Justice Pain gets up. Wifebeater gets the third roll in his hand and begins whipping Justice Pain's back, making him bleed even worse. Wifebeater then finishes his work on the table, wrapping the third and final roll around it, creating sort of a barbwire-covered board. Beater eyes Pain and then takes a piece of a light tube into his hand and then goes over to Pain, but Pain counters by Low Blowing Wifebeater! Beater drops the piece of tube, which Pain picks up and then smashes against Wifebeaters forehead! Wifebeater bleeds from his back and his head as Justice Pain grabs his arm again and whips Wifebeater again into the ropes, this time breaking the topmost rope which wraps around Wifebeater and leaves him hanging by his midsection and legs! Pain then does a throat-cut taunt and places the chair near Wifebeater, smiling. Justice Pain runs to the chair and jumps off it with a flip, landing onto Wifebeater and sending both men trough the middle barbwire rope and to the floor! The two men lay around for a while before Pain gets up and then goes to the side without the barbwire ropes, bleeding heavily from his left arm. Pain takes the barbwire-covered table and props it up between the guard rail and the ring apron, one end resting on the rail and one on the apron. Pain then goes back and throws Wifebeater into the ring, following him suite. Pain drags Wifebeater to the side without the ropes and tries to Pain Thriller Wifebeater, but Beater BITES Pain in the forehead and forces Pain to lose his grip. Wifebeater then grabs his belt and gives Pain's forehead two shots from it, but Pain maintains his balance. Wifebeater curses under his breath as he hooks Pain up and turns his back towards the ringside and the crowd. Wifebeater hoists Pain up in the air and Suplexes Pain and himself off the apron and trough the barbwire-covered table, all the wire creating a sharp bed underneath the two men! The fans chant "Holy shit! Holy shit!" as Wifebeater covers Justice Pain, getting the three count in 13.06. Wifebeater then gets his title and celebrates in the ring, bleeding badly from his back.
WINNER: Wifebeater

AUDIENCE: 1227 people
OVERALL SHOW RATING: 53%
BEST MATCH: Trent Acid vs Johnny Kashmere
BEST SEGMENT: Disciples of My Ass
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JON DAHMER vs PCP CRAZY F'N MANNY

The opening match for this weeks Fake You TV pitted the CZW regular Jon Dahmer against PCP Crazy F'n Manny from the Canadian promotion IWS. Manny, having done a few matches in CZW, got some reaction out of the crowd, while they ate up Dahmer's work completely. The match was kept short, and Dahmer kept most of the control with high-impact power moves that pleased the crowd. Manny came back for a short while with a Half Nelson Slam turned into a Powerbomb, but Dahmer quickly regained the control with a thunderous Clothesline followed with a Pumphandle Piledriver for the pinfall in 6.22.
WINNER:
Jon Dahmer

WE'RE NO LOSERS

The view then cuts back to the CZW banner backstage, with John House in company of the Disciples Of Death and Big Mac Smack. Mad Man Pondo looks rather irritated for some reason, while Necro Butcher keeps on looking at invisible flies or something.

House: At World Of Pain, there was a bit of a clash in the Ultraviolent Army as the Natural Born Sinners, my men, put the Disciples Of Death down. Smack, you're the advisor to this group, how do you...

Smack: First, House, the Natural Born Sinners aren't your men. They aren't your boys or your friends, either. NONE OF US ARE. So you can stop sucking up on us, right away. And then, what comes to this clash... There isn't any. The Disciples fought with Naturals, they lost, end of the deal. There really isn't anything else to talk about here...

Pondo: End of the deal? Didn't seem like that at World Of Pain, Mac.

Smack: Huh? You got something to say?

Pondo: Yeah, I do. Quite frankly, Smack, you and the rest of the boys at the UV Army... You treat me and Butcher here like utter shit! Cannon fodder? Cannon up your ass, Smack! I'm tired with this kind of bullshit, ya know?

Smack: You're overreacting here, Pondo, really. You see, what I meant was...

Pondo: To quote yourself, Smack, SHUT THE FUCK UP! Now, I don't care if you think of yourself as a big shot or any other stupid shit like that, just because the Natural Born Sinners hold the tag titles doesn't make you a big man, and you damn well know it!

Smack: Now listen here, punk...

Pondo: NO! You listen, you fuck! Me and Butcher, we're gonna prove that we're better than you or your shit of a team! I'm sick and tired of this Natural Born Sinners bullshit from you, Smack! If you refuse to acknowledge us as a worthwhile team, then go fuck yourself, Smack, because we don't need you! Right, Necro?

After a while, Necro Butcher nods absent-absentmindedly and then follows Mad Man Pondo, who storms off the screen, pushing Big Mac Smack aside with considerable power. Smack looks after the Disciples, fuming with rage.

Smack: Pondo! You piece of shit! This isn't the last of this, I swear! You don't walk over Big Mac Smack like that, you bitch!

Big Mac then leaves as well, leaving John House abandoned in front of the banner.

QUIET STORM vs MYSTERY

Quiet Storm took on the newcomer Mystery in this non-title match. Storm was seemingly frustrated with the matchup, believing Mystery to be clearly out of his league. Storm kept his offensive basic, keeping Mystery in restholds and locks before hitting some Suplexes, but Mystery pumped up the speed with some quick attacks which confused Storm and allowed Mystery to hit a Springboard Hurracanrana followed with a Moonsault off the second turnbuckle, resulting in an upset near fall. Storm then attacked Mystery relentlessly, surprising him with some brutal Suplexes, followed up with a Running Powerbomb for the pinfall in 8.09. After the bell rang, Storm spat on the fallen Mystery and then ventured out of the arena, clearly pissed off.
WINNER: Quiet Storm

NICK BERK vs ADAM FLASH

Flash and Berk shook hands before starting off the match with a test of strength, with Berk going for Flash's legs early on. Berk kept his offensive centered on Flash's legs, maiming them with stomps and Elbowdrops. Berk looked for the Texas 2K early on, but Flash managed to keep the submission expert off from him long enough to mount a comeback, managing to hit the Flash Driver on Berk, who kicked out of the following pin. Flash went for his Last Call, but Berk managed to roll out of the way and lock on the Texas 2K in the seven minute mark. Flash bravely fought his way to the ropes and kicked Berk off him, following up with an elaborate Bridging Cradle, but Flash was forced to loosen the cradle before three because his damaged legs gave out under him. Berk quickly capitalized on this, stopping Flash dead on his tracks with a DDT followed with another dose of the Texas 2K for the submission victory in 9.30. After the match, Berk and Flash shook hands and went backstage together, for the cheers of the fans.
WINNER: Nick Berk

THE BETTER HALF OF THE BACKSEATS

Out then came Trent Acid, for the cheers of the crowd. He vaguely waved at them and then got into the ring with a mic, looking quite serious.

Acid: At the last event... At the last event I proved my point. I proved for once and for all that I TRULY AM the better half of the Backseat Boyz! No matter Johnny Kashmere's babbling, I proved that bitch wrong! No matter what he said or what he thought, he tasted my boot and I pinned his sorry ass for the 1, the 2 and the 3, right here in this ring!

Some cheers from the crowd did nothing for Acid's mood, who then continued.

[b}Acid:[/b] So, what now? What now after I have proved myself to Kashmere? I really don't know. There is a lot of things for me to finish around here, no less the CZW Tag Team titles. Natural Born Sinners, you think you're so tough? Do you think you actually matter to someone? Nah, you really don't! Now that I have got that hindrance that is Johnny Kashmere off my ass, I'll be on you guys! You see... I already have arranged myself a new partner. I have made myself new friends, new allies, that are so much above your league that you'll be nothing but a cakewalk to us!

This announcement got the interest of the crowd, and a smile spread on Acid's face as he listened to the encouraging cheers.

Acid: You see, my partner, my new partner after the failure of Johnny Kashmere, is none other than....

Just then, a chair flew out of the crowd, knocking Acid in the back. Then JOHNNY KASHMERE slid into the ring, armed with another chair!

NEW PARTNER? LIKE I GIVE A SHIT

Kashmere proceeded to pummel Acid with some chairshots before setting his own chair on top of the first one, picking Acid up and dropping him with the Cradlebreaker on the two chairs! Acid was laid out as Kashmere got on the mic, receiving the boos of the crowd.

Kashmere: Acid... Just because you got lucky, doesn't mean you should go off cheating on me like that. YOU'RE PISSING ON THE MEMORY OF OUR TEAM, man. And even tough I really don't hold you in high esteem for the shit you've done, the shit that ultimately killed our team off, I still hold the memory of that team in high respect! You're pissing on it with this kind of crap! Tell you what, Acid... Before the next big event, how about you bring out your new friend, your new ally? Huh? I'll take you two bitches on, and rest assured, once I find out who your partner is, I won't be coming alone.

Kashmere then threw the mic on top of Acid and posed on the turnbuckle as the crowd booed him and the show ended.

Audience: 318 people
Overall Show Rating: 63%
Best Match: Quiet Storm vs Mystery
Best Segment: New partner? Like I give a shit
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DISCIPLES OF DEATH vs JEFF ROCKER & THE ARSENAL


Despite the management (i.e. me) fucking up their name (i.e. Disciples Of Pain instead of Death), Mad Man Pondo and Necro Butcher entered this match like in a battle frenzy. Both men went absolutely berserk over their opponents, and although it was supposed to be a normal match, Pondo and Butcher quickly ignored the referee and brought in weaponry. Pondo used a chair and a trash can to pummel the crap out of Arsenal while Butcher brawled with Rocker, dominating the other man with stiff punches and Headbutts. On the outside, Butcher finished Rocker with a Piledriver onto the floor, while Arsenal managed to mount a comeback by Russian Legsweeping Pondo onto an open chair, but Butcher ambushed him from behind as he went for the cover, breaking a Singapore Cane over Arsenals already bloodied head. Then Butcher and Pondo proceeded to Superplex Arsenal trough a table and then pin him, getting the easy three count in 6.02.

After the match was over, Butcher and Pondo walked out of the scene of carnage, flipping the fans off and shouting "You're next, Smack!" at the camera.
WINNERS: Disciples Of Death

THE TECHNICAL WIZARD

The view then cuts backstage to the ol' trusty CZW banner, with John House and Nick Berk standing in front of it.

House: Nick Berk... At World Of Pain, you made Super Dragon submit in a Threeway match against you and Chris Hero, and last week on Fake You TV you pulled the same trick on Adam Flash! You're on a roll, so to say.

Berk: Now, House, I don't want to sound like I'm tooting my own horn here, but the simple fact is that very few people, if any, in this promotion can match up to my technical skills. I can make ANYONE submit, that's for sure. I've proved it against Super Dragon, I've proved it against Adam Flash, I can prove it against anybody.

House: Tonight, you take on Danny Rose in what is looking out to be an exciting match... Do you have any words for Rose?

Berk: Rose is a good friend of mine, but mark my words, "Doomsday", in that ring it isn't going to be any friendly bickering or anything like that. Both of us will put our 100% into the match, and the better man will come out on the top.

House: Thanks. Nick Berk, everyone, who has...

Berk: Hey, did I say I was finished?

Berk smiles at House, who shakes his head.

Berk: I thought so. *Berk walks closer to the camera* This is just a message to you wannabe-Berks around here. You look good and hard tonight as Danny Rose taps out to the Texas 2K. And this all is just going to be a preview of what's coming your way. Nick Berk is here, and although I'm a nice guy... I take no prisoners.

Berk drops the mic and walks off, leaving House hyping up the Rose/Berk match as the cameras cut to the ringside.

DANNY ROSE vs NICK BERK

Surprisingly, it was Danny Rose who started out technically, twisting Berks arm into a Hammerlock. When Berk tried to get out of the hold, Rose sweeped him onto his face and then proceeded to hook Berks other arm as well, applying a Double Hammerlock on the grounded Nick Berk. Berk struggled for a few moments before he got one of his hands free and then grabbed the nearby ropes, forcing the referee to rip Rose off Berk. After that, Berk went to work on Roses legs to disable his high-flying arsenal and to weaken him for the Texas 2K, but Rose managed to hit a nice Enziguiri Kick on Berk followed with a Top Rope Elbowdrop for a near fall. Rose went for a Piledriver, but Berk Backdropped his way out of the move and then locked on an Armbar, which almost made Rose tap. After a few moments, Rose got off and then hit a quick Springboard Dropkick before going up top, but Berk managed to crotch him on the top rope before hitting a nasty Dragon Screw, flinging Rose to the mat. Berk quickly locked on the Texas 2K, and Rose immediately tapped out.

After the match was over, Berk picked Rose up and shook his hand, telling Rose that he almost had him. The two then left the ring together, Berk helping Rose who was still favoring his one leg because of the Top Rope Dragon Screw.
WINNER: Nick Berk

YOUR WORLD CHAMPION IS HERE

Pro Pain's "One Man Army" marked the arrival of the CZW World Champion, Lobo, who strolled out to the arena, holding his belt as well as a chair. Lobo entered the ring and dismissed the booing crowd before getting himself a mic. A closeup on Lobo revealed his scarred face, twisted into a smile.

Lobo: OK, OK, honestly... SHUT THE FUCK UP! I get your fucking point people, and it's that you don't like me. How unfortunate, yeah, I know. It's sad when everyone can't enjoy the best man in the company. But oh well, what can you do to fucktards like that? Expect kick their ass GOOD, that is. There's one fucktard that got his ass kicked good, and that man still ain't here! John Zandig, the "owner" of this federation, is still back home, crying about his loss and whatnot! *some "ZANDIG!"-chants break out* Hey, fuck Zandig, alright? I've defeated him and every goon he has sent against me, don't you get it that he isn't worth shit in this? Huh? You really think that Zandig is doing a better job, than, say, I could do?

The fans started chanting "Zandig's gonna kill you!" and Lobo got seemingly irritated. He stomped his foot down in the ring and flipped off some fans in the first row.

Lobo: OK, I'm beginning to have enough of this shit! I come back and this is how you greet me? Some fucking gratefulness, this! Yeah, you can chant Zandig all you want, bitches, the truth is that he ain't coming back! I made sure that your "savior" or whatever crap you thought about him, I made sure he ain't coming back! He ain't coming here to "save you" from me! NOBODY IS!

More boos and chants started driving Lobo even further, until he snapped and began shouting in the mic.

Lobo: ALLRIGHT! ALLRIGHT! You want to see how much of a fair man I am? FINE! Any man or woman who comes out before I count to ten, gets a shot at me! Right here and now! You fine with that? Good, starting... Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightni...

Lobo was then cut off by Megadeth's "Doctor Is Calling", as NATE HATRED strolled out to the ringside. The color drained from Lobo's face as Hatred cracked his knuckles and eyed Lobo up from head to toe.

Hatred: LOBO.... YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE FUCKED LIKE A FIVE DOLLAR BITCH!

With that, Hatred dived into the ring and the bell went off.

LOBO vs NATE HATRED

Hatred started the match strong, pummeling Lobo with some heavy right hands before sending him to the ropes and taking him down with a thunderous Spinebuster. Hatred went on the turnbuckles to pose off while Lobo slowly got up from the move. Hatred then jumped down and took Lobo down with the Decapitator, bouncing the champion onto his neck. Hatred covered, but pulled Lobo's shoulder up before the three. Hatred proceeded to whip Lobo in the corner and pummel him with some more punches before he went outside, throwing a table and two chairs into the ring. As Hatred climbed onto the apron, Lobo jumped onto him with punches that dropped Hatred on the floor. Lobo then proceeded to nail an Elbowdrop off the apron and throw Hatred back inside. Back in the ring, Lobo gave Hatred some hard chairshots before going for the cover, but Hatred kicked out at two. Lobo went for another chairshot, but Hatred grabbed the chair off Lobo and broke it over Lobo's head, sending him into the corner. Lobo and Hatred proceeded to brawl for a little while before Hatred hit a Powerbomb on Lobo, but again Hatred pulled Lobo up before the three. After a short brawling sequence, Hatred set up the table and then went outside, fetching three light tubes which he placed onto the table. Hatred then nailed the Fire Thunder Driver onto Lobo, laying the champ out. As Hatred picked up Lobo for an another Powerbomb, JUSTICE PAIN ran to the ringside and into the ring, breaking a light tube over Hatreds back. Pain then proceeded to Pain Thriller Hatred into the ring before slapping Lobo up. Lobo climbed to the top rope while Pain prepared Hatred for a Backdrop, and Lobo then dived off the top rope while Pain Backdropped Hatred, Lobo grabbing him by the head and the two bringing Hatred trough the light tube-topped table with a Neckbreaker/Backdrop combo! Lobo quickly made the cover and got the pinfall in 10.19.

After the match was over, Pain rolled the bloodied Hatred out of the ring while Lobo slowly got up, gripping his Championship belt, when Skid Row's "Youth Gone Wild" began playing over the speakers...

CONTENDERSHIPS

... And JOHN ZANDIG walked out! The fans went absolutely nuts as Zandig came out with a mic, stepping up to the ringside. Lobo began mouthing off to Zandig, who just waved his hand at Lobo and began to speak.

Zandig: Still up to your old shit, eh, Lobo? Still up to the same crap you've pulled up for almost half a year? Like always, the only way you save your sorry ass is trough somebody else helping! Everybody saw tonight that you weren't a man enough to face Nate Hatred, he downright kicked your ass! Unlike what you claim you did to me, Lobo. You say you put me away for good? Lobo, you can't put me away! You can't put the COMBAT ZONE WRESTLING away!

Huge pop from the crowd for Zandig at this point.

Zandig: Lobo, I've finally realized one thing, and that thing is that no matter what kind of shit you try to pull off, I'll fight back to you! I'll fight back with any means necessary until you're a beaten, dead corpse beneath my feet and I get back that title that belongs to me! So, Lobo, at the next big show... You're gonna defend that title! And you'll defend it against a man that will be one of the three following... *Zandig points at Hatred* NATE HATRED! *Zandig then points at Pain, who looks surprised* JUSTICE PAIN! And... *Zandig presses his finger against his chest* ME, JOHN MOTHERFUCKING ZANDIG!

A big pop for the announcement, while Lobo is tearing his hair out in the ring and looking sideways at Pain with a murderous gleam in his eyes.

Zandig: Next show, we fight, and the man who is victorious receives the honor of kicking YOUR ass, LOBO! You better be ready for it, you fuck, because there will be NO MERCY for you!

The show then went off the air with Lobo screaming at Zandig, while Pain just gave Zandig the middle finger.


Audience: 320
Overall Show Rating: 62%
Best Match: Lobo vs Nate Hatred
Best Segment: Contenderships
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MARK BRISCOE vs MYSTERY


Briscoe and Mystery started the night out with a very ground-based match, which suited Mark Briscoe very well. He kept wearing Mystery's neck and legs down with various holds and suplexes, most notable two Rolling German Suplexes he scored in mid-match which disorientated Mystery a great bit. After the Germans, Mystery managed to mount a comeback, sweeping Briscoe off his legs before scoring with a Minchinoku Driver II for a near fall, but Mark Briscoe managed to avoid a Springboard 450 Splash from Mystery, who then got rolled into a Cobra Clutch/Camel Clutch hybrid, and Mystery tapped out to the hold in 7.19.
WINNER:
Mark Briscoe

CHRIS HERO vs QUIET STORM

Storm started the match out with ferocity, pummeling Hero with a flurry of blows before scoring a Wheelkick followed with a few Elbowdrops. Storm kept on bruising Hero's ribs with kicks and stomps, but Hero finally managed to reverse one of the attempted kicks with a Dragonscrew and even out the playing field. Hero kept his work very machine-like, systematically moving from simpler holds to more complex ones before he managed to hit the Hero's Welcome, but Storm kicked just before three. Hero looked into finishing the match after nailing a Brainbuster followed with locking on the Hangman's Clutch, but before Storm tapped, Deranged ran to the ringside and distracted the ref while Storm broke the hold with an eye rake. Storm then quickly got up, kicked Hero in the guts and nailed a Reverse Tombstone Piledriver for the three count in 7.34.

After the bell rang, Deranged slid into the ring and hit a Standing Moonsault on Hero, but before Storm and Deranged could put any more damage on Hero, Excalibur ran into the ring and drove them both off before helping Hero backstage.
WINNER: Quiet Storm

OF DISCIPLES & CONTENDERS

The view then cut backstage, with John House and Nate Hatred in front of the CZW banner. House looked to be scared of Hatred, who stood beside him, arms crossed across his chest.

House: Tonight, Nate, you take on John Zandig and Justice Pain, and the winner goes on to face Lobo... And for the CZW World Title, no less! Err, umm...

Hatred: Yeah, yeah I do. And I bet that not a single one of those assholes out there believe I have a chance. Well, I've got some news for them... You haven't seen shit of what I'm capable of. And tonight, you're gonna see just how I'm gonna deliver the PAIN on those two bastards! They ain't walking out alive this night!

House: The Ultraviolent Army has suffered from some disgruntled members lately, namely the Disciples Of Death, Mad Man Pondo and Necro Butcher. You, as the leader of this group, how do you react to these two assaulting you verbally?

Hatred: They're just two ungrateful fucks who can't appreciate what I've done to them. I have taken them under my wing, showed them the ropes and the matches... And they dare to fuck around with me and the Natural Born sinners? Trust me, once I get my hands clean of Pain and Zandig... The Disciples Of Death will SUFFER. I...

Hatred then got cut off by laughter, when JUSTICE PAIN walked into the scene. House wisely got out while Hatred went face to face with the still laughing Pain.

Pain: Hatred... Your bullshit is so funny, you know that? It's a wonder you haven't started bitching' yet, though. I mean, who in this promotion you HAVEN'T lost to? I kicked your ass, Nick Mondo kicked your ass, Wifebeater kicked your ass... Sheesh, and tonight you come out to have some more? You honestly think that you can stand up a chance against me and Zandig? You're more fucked up than I thought, Nate, you're so jacked high it makes me want to cry.

Pain laughed a bit more, and Hatred just stood there, slowly cracking his knuckles. This didn't seem to intimidate Pain, however, who just continued on his way.

Pain: And then this Disciples Of Crap stuff... You can't keep a bunch of losers in check? That is just so fucking pathetic. Nowadays, it seems that you aren't calling the shots anymore, Nate. You aren't doing SHIT in your little army! Big Mac Smack, he's driving by you, and won't even bother to wave as he goes. And you'll be stuck behind, you miserable little bitch, whining and complaining about glory days long gone and...

Hatred suddenly turned around and walked out of the set, leaving Pain a bit surprised.

Pain: Oh, so, now you're running away? FINE, BITCH! I'll see you later tonight! I'm gonna make you beg for mercy on your fucking knees and...

Pain was then cut off by Hatred, who ran back and nailed Pain down with the Decapitator. Hatred then put some boots on Pain before he dragged him off the screen by his hair.

RIC BLADE & RUCKUS vs TEAM CHISMO

This match stole the show, completely overshadowing anything else shown tonight. All four men were on fire from the start to the end, outdoing each other by every minute. Ruckus and Blade started out the match strong, working fast tags against Excalibur before finally opening up the big spots with a Double Plancha onto both members of Team Chismo. Super Dragon got tagged in and he bluntly pummeled the crap out of Ruckus with kicks before nailing a Tornado DDT for a near fall, Blade barely making the save. Blade and Excalibur went at it for a minute or two before Excalibur spun a Head Scissors whip into a Reverse Triangle Choke, but Ruckus broke the hold. Finally, the match ended as Blade hit the Swanton Bomb onto Excalibur and Super Dragon hit a Moonsault onto Ruckus, before the two ducked Lariats and Dragon nailed the Psycho Driver onto Blade. Both men rolled out of the ring, exhausted, and then Ruckus finished Excalibur off with a Crossarm Minchinoku Driver for the three count in 9.41.
WINNERS:
Ric Blade & Ruckus

JUSTICE PAIN vs NATE HATRED vs JOHN ZANDIG - FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE CZW WORLD TITLE

The match was started out by Nate Hatred and John Zandig, after waiting for several minutes for Justice Pain. Hatred ambushed Zandig with a stiff Forearm early on and then the duo went on an arena tour, brawling in the crowd and throwing each other against walls. Hatred managed to Suplex Zandig onto the concrete, followed with a pin attempt, but Zandig kicked out at two. Zandig then broke out a chair, pummeling Hatred with it until he was busted open, and then scored a Piledriver onto a bunch of chairs for a near fall, but Justice Pain ran out, bloodied and holding his side, and broke up the count. Pain, Hatred and Zandig brawled their way back into the ring, where Hatred set up two chairs and then Press Slammed Justice Pain onto them. Zandig, however, ambushed Hatred from behind and hit the Chokebomb for a near fall, Pain breaking up again. Pain and Zandig exchanged a few blows while Hatred set up a table on the ringside and slid in just as Zandig went to Mutha F'n Bomb Pain, who dropped out of the move and gave Zandig the Pain Thriller. When Pain got up, Hatred grabbed him from behind and German Suplexed him onto his neck before picking him up, nailing the Decapitator. After some gloating, Hatred went for the pin, but Zandig slid into the ring after retrieving a few light tubes Zandig broke up the count with one light tube and then, after Hatred got up, Zandig smashed the other two against Hatred's head, dropping him into the corner. While Zandig celebrated, Pain Dropkicked him in the back, sending Zandig onto the apron. Pain followed him soon after and then Pain Thrillered Zandig off the apron and trough the table set up earlier. Pain didn't manage to cover, though, as Hatred came to his senses and pulled Pain inside, hitting the Fire Thunder Driver for the three count in 10.07.

After the match was over, Hatred kicked the bloodied Pain out of the ring and then got up, taunting the crowd and his two opponents, when a bloodied and pissed Zandig slid into the ring with a mic behind him...
WINNER & NEW #1 CONTENDER: Nate Hatred

ZANDIG INTERRUPTED

Zandig:
HOLD IT! HOLD IT! I said, fucking hold it! Hatred, you think you have won something tonight? You better think again, fucker, because you haven't won anything! True, you may have beaten Justice Pain, but that doesn't prove shit, boy! I never got pinned! In fact, I am ordering a rematch, right here and now!

Just then, a man in a black hood slid into the ring behind Zandig, armed with two light tubes The man tapped Zandig on the shoulder, and when he turned around, the masked man promptly broke the two tubes over Zandig's head! While Zandig staggered a bit, the man pulled off the hood... Revealing NICK GAGE underneath! The crowd exploded into boos as Gage picked up Zandig and gave him a big-time Brainbuster, laying Zandig out. While Gage posed up to the crowd, Hatred got on the mic.

Hatred: Zandig... You, or anybody for that matter, isn't ordering shit around here anymore. Because... THE H8 CLUB... IS FINALLY BACK! Your little bitch, Mondo, put my brother Gage out, but now, we're back, and there isn't the slightest shit you can do about it!

The show then ended with the H8 Club putting some boots on the fucked up Zandig.


AUDIENCE: 318
OVERALL SHOW RATING: 64%
BEST MATCH: Ric Blade & Ruckus vs Team Chismo
BEST SEGMENT: Zandig Interrupted
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THE HARDCORE NINJAZ vs PCP CRAZY F'N MANNY & MYZERY


Myzery, a dark, unclean individual with bloodshot eyes and the mannerisms of a cocaine addict, debuted officially on tonight's Fake You TV, tagging with PCP Crazy F'n Manny against The Hardcore Ninjaz. The match was kept very short, with Manny and Myzery brawling with the Ninjaz in the start before the Ninjaz went on to double team Myzery, laying him out on the outside with a Con-Chair-To. Then, back in the ring, the Ninjaz took turns in hitting their special maneuvers (The Fabertown Horror & Japanese Cutter) on Manny before covering him with a Double Moonsault for the win in 4.33.

After the bell rang, Myzery attacked both Ninjaz with a steel chair and helped Manny up, and the duo Spike Piledrivered one of the Ninjaz onto the chair before leaving quickly, avoiding the comeback of the suicidal Japanese.
WINNERS: The Hardcore Ninjaz

THE MYSTERY PARTNER UNVEILED

The view then cut backstage, with John House and Trent Acid standing in front of the CZW banner. Acid is smiling and looks very relaxed, while House is looking really excited.

House: Trent, after the Backseat Boyz broke up, you have been on collision course with your former partner Johnny Kashmere. I'm asking, why all the hate? Why the grudge?

Acid: House, it's all very simple. Johnny's a bitter little bitch who tries to blame me for the mistakes HE did. It's so clean and simple.

House: A few weeks ago, you said that you'd be going after the Natural Born Sinners AGAIN. You have lost twice already, Trent, why would you...

Acid: First of all, it wasn't I alone who lost. The Backseat Boyz lost twice to the Natural Born Sinners, not just Trent Acid, but Johnny Kashmere as well. And with my new partner, nothing like that is going to happen, ever again.

House: So, who actually IS your new partner? The rumors have been flying high, and well, the reason you're here tonight is...

Acid: House, before we get to that, I'd like to address a few of these rumors... You guys have absolutely NO idea who it could be! So, without any further ado, let me introduce to you, my new tag team partner...

RIC BLADE walked into the scene, smiling. Acid turned to him and then thrust his hand out, and the two men shook hands, while House stood besides them in complete shock.

House: RIC BLADE? Who? Why? How...

Blade then took the mic out of House's hand and stood alongside Acid, who threw his arm across Blade's shoulders.

Acid: Why? Because Ric Blade here is ten times the wrestler that Johnny Kashmere ever will be, and a thousand times less the egoistical asshole that Johnny Kashmere has always been. In short... He's the man I should have tagged with from the very beginning.

Blade: Thanks, Trent... Now, House, and viewers at home... You're probably wondering why I'd "ally" myself with a former enemy. Simply put, I honestly believe that Trent here has changed, and changed towards good. He is a man I now support 100%, and I do not doubt that I'll have to regret it. I know Acid in the ring, I have wrestled him numerous times, and Acid's an outstanding guy even outside of the ring. This isn't such a big deal, really. A friend needs help, and I'm ready to give a hand when the situation calls for it.

Blade and Acid slapped each other on the shoulder and laughed a bit in a friendly manner.

Acid: So Johnny, I'll be meeting you and your partner TONIGHT in the ring. Hope you're prepared for an asskicking that will make World Of Pain look like a fucking kinder garden trip!

Blade and Acid then left the scene, leaving House all surprised and out of breath.

CHRIS HERO vs DERANGED

A week ago, Deranged's interference allowed Quiet Storm to pick a victory over Chris Hero, and this week Hero took some revenge and punishment onto Deranged. Hero kept the control of the match tightly in his hands, not allowing much room for Deranged. Hero kept wearing down Deranged's legs with vicious and systematical attacks before latching on a Boston Crab, but Deranged broke the hold by getting to the ropes and then hitting a few high flying moves, culminating in a Springboard Moonsault on an upright Hero for a near fall. Soon afterwards Hero hit a Brainbuster, though, and then locked on the Hangman's Clutch. This brought out Quiet Storm, who ran to the ringside and climbed onto the apron, but then Excalibur came out as well and Dropkicked Storm off the apron just as Deranged tapped out to the Clutch in 7.10.

After the match, Excalibur chased Storm and Deranged away, but as he was going after them, Hero instead invited him to the ring. Hero managed to calm Excalibur down and then raised his hand in the air, before Excalibur did the same to Hero. The two then left the ring to the back.
WINNER: Chris Hero

A STORM RISING

The cameras then followed Excalibur, who walked trough the backstage area and towards the exit, clearly pissed off at the happenings earlier in the ring.

Excalibur: Quiet Storm... This is it. You can't run from me anymore, you can't hide from me anymore, you can't do anything except come face-to-face with me! At The March For Violence... It's going to be me and you in the ring. I don't care whether you have to defend the Jr. Heavyweight title or not, big fucking deal. This is more than your title now, Storm. This is about RESPECT. And respect is something I'm going to kick into your head... Just you wait...

Excalibur then walked out of the arena and the cameras filmed him disappearing into a car, which then drove off.

A NEW PARTNER... A NEW GRUDGE

Trent Acid and Ric Blade then came out to the ring, entering with the old Backseat Boyz theme. They wooed the crowd for a while before Spineshank's "Violent Moodswings" hit the speakers and Johnny Kashmere walked out, carrying a steel chair. The crowd booed him, but Kashmere just waved furiously at them and then got handed a mic, turning towards the ring.

Kashmere: Trent... At first when you said that you're going to get a new partner, I couldn't believe that any poor sucker would want to team up with you. But it seems that you have found someone STUPID enough to believe your crap and to be your new partner. Tell me, Acid, are you going to fuck him over like you did to me? Huh? Are you going to squirm in a few shots and then call them accidents? My advice: don't do it. Because me, alongside my new partner, we can put in enough shots for both of you. Yup, that's right. Like I promised, I got myself a partner as well! And I think that it will be a man you two know ALL too well...

"CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!" Kashmere began to smile a huge, wicked grin as the familiar music hit the arena. All the fans were going nuts as "SICK" NICK MONDO walked out of the back to pose next to Kashmere, his face filled with hate. The fans were quite confused at Mondo appearing, but quickly the confusion subsided to disbelief and then to hate, creating a cacophony of boos clearly overshadowing the reaction Kashmere got. Both Acid and Blade were stunned as Kashmere handed the mic to Mondo, who then began to speak.

Mondo: Blade... At first, when Kashmere told me about this, I didn't believe him. I told him to get the fuck out and not to bother me again, but then, I began to doubt that his words held some truth in them. So instead of hanging home and spending a quiet, nice evening, I drove here and what do I see? Blade, I see you, fucking up OUR team! I haven't decided yet which ones out of you are the bigger assholes, Kashmere and Acid for fucking up their team, or you for joining in so easily? Either way... Tonight, when I kick your ass, just think of it as payback for your screwup! Blade, you're not gonna cut it tonight!

Mondo then went to rush into the ring, but Kashmere grabbed him by the shoulder and spun him around. Mondo and Kashmere argued for a moment or two before Kashmere got the mic to himself and then raised his hand towards Acid and Blade in the ring.

Kashmere: Now that we have the introductions out of the way... Let me make another announcement as well. Because this match we're about to have, it's not gonna be for just personal glory and honor... I checked this with Zandig before coming out, and apparently, he LIKED the idea of this match being for the #1 CONTENDERSHIP to the CZW TAG TEAM TITLES! Prepare to bite the dust, Acid!

With that, Kashmere threw the mic down and he and Mondo rushed into the ring, with Acid and Blade meeting the two with punches.

TRENT ACID & RIC BLADE vs JOHNNY KASHMERE & NICK MONDO - FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE CZW TAG TEAM TITLES

The match paired off from the beginning, with Acid and Kashmere going at it while Mondo and Blade began exchanging blows. Acid and Blade started out strong, whipping their opponents to the ropes and then taking them down with simultaneous Hiptosses. They continued to work on Kashmere and Mondo with kicks before Mondo managed to block a kick from Blade before hitting several kicks of his own, finishing it off with a high Enziguiri. Kashmere and Acid both went for German and Tiger Suplexes, but managed to block each other's attempts. Kashmere then nailed a quick punch to the guts, following up with a knee to the face and a nasty DDT for a two count. Acid countered with a quick rollup moments afterwards, and he and Kashmere began exchanging cradles as Blade first hit a Minchinoku Driver onto Mondo, but Mondo kicked out and then hit a Reverse DVD turned into a Sitout Faceplant on Blade, slamming him to the ground. In the end, Kashmere went to nail a Superplex on Acid, who pushed Kashmere down to the mat. Blade climbed quickly to the top rope and hit the Swanton Bomb onto Kashmere. Mondo came from behind and nailed the Assault Driver onto Blade, but as he turned around, Acid Yakuza Kicked Mondo to kingdom come. Acid then turned around into a kick to the guts and the Cradlebreaker from Kashmere, but Kashmere was too tired to capitalize on the move. Then, finally, all four men got up, and almost at the same moment Kashmere and Acid fetched chairs from the outside. They ran at each other and hit their chairs together, which then bounced back onto their skulls, laying both Acid and Kashmere out. Mondo then covered Acid and Blade covered Kashmere and the ref counted to three in 11.13. After the bell rang, Mondo began celebrating, but he got majorly pissed as the referee raised both his and Blade's hand, and the two began to brawl again. After a while, Blade knocked Mondo out of the ring, and Mondo and Kashmere began walking to backstage while shouting off at Acid and Blade, saying that they'd meet at The March For Violence.
WINNER: Draw through double pinfall

AUDIENCE: 310
OVERALL RATING: 59%
BEST SEGMENT: A new partner... A new grudge
BEST MATCH: Trent Acid & Ric Blade vs Johnny Kashmere & Nick Mondo

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THE MARCH FOR VIOLENCE

- In the main event, Lobo will go one on one with the monster Nate Hatred in an Anything Goes-match! Can Lobo hold onto the World title or will Hatred smash him down like he smashed Justice Pain and John Zandig?
- The Natural Born Sinners meet their probably most unpredictable opponents ever as the hate-filled teams of Trent Acid & Ric Blade and Johnny Kashmere & "Sick" Nick Mondo join the fray! The three teams will battle it out in a threeway match, and the CZW Tag Team titles are of course on the line!
- Quiet Storm defends his CZW Jr. Heavyweight title against Ruckus! Will Excalibur or Deranged make their presence known? It remains to be seen.
- Justice Pain will take on Nick Berk in a Submissions Only-match! Can Berk keep up with his promise and prove out to be the best technical wrestler in CZW, or will Justice Pain end his winning streak?
- "Future Of Hardcore" Nick Gage, who returned from his injury a few weeks ago, teams up with the Disciples Of Death to take on the Canadian power trio of the Hardcore Ninjaz & The Arsenal! Will the Internet Wrestling Syndicate people prevail over the Ultraviolent Army?
- Excalibur has thrown down a challenge for Quiet Storm, but anyone could answer to him! Will Storm answer, and if not, just who will step up against Excalibur?
- As an opener, Mystery and Jon Dahmer team up against Adam Flash and Danny Rose!
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Perkeleen hyvä! Ei mitään moittimista ja englanti on todella hyvä lisä tähän. Bushmeisterilta voikin odottaa tällaisen tason diarya. :P
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