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| Bushmeister | Nov 28 2004, 22:03 Post #1 |
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[size=8]PROJECT X[/size] Taken from the www.projectxwrestling.com FAQ Uhm… What is this ”Project X”? Glad you asked. Project X is the newest and truly the freshest piece of indy wrestling to come onto US soil in the last five years. Where other promotions and wrestlers build their careers around World Championships, Project X abandons that concept totally. In fact, no singles titles exist in the whole company! How can we pull off this outrageous concept and still retain our heads at the hands of the demanding wrestling audiences? By offering the best thing since sliced bread and peanut butter, of course. At the core of Project X are units of wrestlers that you can call groups, factions, stables, whatever you want. Each group consists of three parts: a financial backer, who sponsors the group (and also helps Project X financially, but more about that later), a leader who is a wrestler in charge of the others, and the rest of the members, who form the workforce of the group. Currently, Project X aims to start with no fewer than SEVEN of these groups, each staffed by the hottest and most skilled wrestlers available on the independent wrestling scene. The thing about these groups is, that each of them are more important than all of the wrestlers in there combined: because the gold will be awarded only to a group, not to an invidual or a group of inviduals. The groups will rise and fall according to the success of all of their members: a great performance by one wrestler might be outbalanced by a horrible performance from someone else. In the end, the group that can adapt the best to changing situations and overcome the weaknesses of their members, will be at the top of the pile. So, basically… This is just a huge stable wars clusterfuck-thing? Far from it! The ”stable wars”, such as the nWo and Invasion-angles of the old days, were about eliminating the other group or groups. The factions of Project X, however, fight for more ”mundane” things: namely, the Project X Trophies. Trophies, you say? Yes indeed! Project X will have a total of three trophies up for the factions to grab. No details are revealed at this point, I am afraid, but rest assured that the owner of a trophy will have a lot more power and pull when they reach their goal. Aa-ha… So, let’s say that theoretically, I’d be interested to watch this thing. Where and when could I do that? Again, glad you asked. For the next four months, Project X will run a show a month in RexPlex, in Boston. Each of these four shows will be taped for commercial video and DVD release, as well as aired as one-hour ”teasers” on DirectTV. After the four shows, we will start regular TV programming TWO TIMES A WEEK, as well as continuing with huge monthly events. Two times a week? Sounds good. It should. Like I said, we will have two shows a week after we straighten out the contracts in the first four months. First, we will be airing ”Project: Completed”, every Monday on TNT starting at 11PM, and then on Friday it will be ”Project: Blueprint”, starting at 12AM on ESPN2 as a part of their new ”Cutting Edge Sports”-program package. Well… I think I have heard enough. Where can I get more info, tho? Check out www.projectxwrestling.com for updates on upcoming cards, roster, rankings, news scoops and much, much more. The card for our debut show, ”Project: START!”, will be up by next week! Tickets for this 8.1.2005 event at the RexPlex will go on sale shortly! NEXT POST: ROSTER Eli kuten Weeblin & Bobin kuolematon lausahdus kulkee, "The game is afoot." |
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| Bushmeister | Nov 28 2004, 22:14 Post #2 |
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[size=5]EXTREME INCORPORATED[/size] Backer: Rob Black In the world of professional wrestling, few men carry the negative reputation Rob Black has managed to shoulder with his wrestling endeavours. From the beginnings of his Xtreme Pro Wrestling in 1999, Black has fought with Extreme Championship Wrestling, gay rights activists, women’s rights activists, wrestlers and federal courts alike. But not even assault charges brought up by former employees or child porn cases launched by the FBI have fazed this porn-cum-wrestling mogul, who argueably helped Southern California rise up on the world map of wrestling with XPW. Now, the man whom you either love or hate has broken out of his silence concerning the wrestling world and is now coming back as a chief financial backer in Project X. As a man with extensive interests in the porn industry and a big dream for wrestling, Black has the will and the money to be one of the strongest backstage forces to be seen in Project X. Leader: ”The Human Horror Film” Supreme When Black needs his work done, there is hardly a better man to turn to than Supreme. His moniker ”The Human Horror Film” has been well-earned and tested in a deathmatch after a deathmatch, where Supreme has proven to be willing to fight with lighttubes, thumbtacks, fire, barbwire and even explosives to achieve the victory over his opponents. Showing a lot stamina and guts alongside the sick mind, Supreme is a great workhorse to lead Extreme Inc. against the other groups of Project X. Finishers & Signature moves: Mecca Toad Splash (finisher, Frog Splash) Other members: Kaos Kaos, Kid Kaos, Joey Idol… No matter the name, the cocky person and unquestionable talent underneath stays the same. Seen as one of the brightest prospects of XPW future alongside The Messiah, Kaos was the leader of The Enterprise and a former TV champion, who unfortunately fell short with the company before reaching the highest goal, the World Heavyweight title. Now, Kaos is back with his former mentors and friends, and is being groomed for a top spot in Extreme Inc, as long as he can keep his rampant ego in check. Finishers & Signature moves: Falling Star (finisher, Crucifix Powerbomb into a Piledriver) / Kaostrify (Top Rope Sitout Front Suplex) / Flying Guillotine (finisher, Top Rope Somersault Neckbreaker) / Kaos Driver (Fisherman’s Carry into Minchinoku Driver II) ”Vicious” Vic Grimes Alongside Supreme, Vic Grimes is known as one of the toughest deathmatch wrestlers in the annals of XPW. Grimes started his bloody career in ECW, and has since made appearances all over the country, creating mayhem and broken bodies wherever he went. The a-bit-too-real-feud with New Jack has helped to boost Grimes’ reputation as a hard competitor, and his victory in the first ever XPW King Of The Deathmatch tournament does everything but dimnish it. Grimes is looking to continue his streak in the Project X, already sharpening his pizza cutter for the variety of new opponents he is about to meet. Finishers & Signature moves: Victimizer (finisher, Sitout Canadian Backbreaker) / Victimizer 3.0 (finisher, Styles Clash) / Somersault Senton / Grimes Cutter (Press Slam into Diamond Cutter) Damien 666 In the wake of such Mexican superstars as Super Crazy, Juventud Guerrera and Psicosis, the paint-faced Damian 666 followed to the glory lands of US wrestling scene. Sporting a bold ”666” paint on his white forehead, Damian has not exactly been the most suitable wrestler for mainstream exposure, but now he alongside his tag team partner Halloween are given the oppoturnity to bring their unorthodox luchadore wrestling style to the screens of American households, and the two Mexicans are surely going to do their all to leave a lasting impression. Finishers & Signature moves: Martinette (finisher, Kneeling Muscle Buster) / Moonsault Kneedrop / Montezuma’s Revenge (with Halloween, Big Swing by Damien + Running Dropkick by Halloween) / The Aztec Pyramid (with Halloween, Kneeling Racked Leglock by Damien + Crossface by Halloween) Halloween Like his tag team partner, Damien 666, Halloween entered the US wrestling scene after the likes of Super Crazy, Psicosis and Juventud Guerrera. While certainly less menacing and far more politically correct than his partner, Halloween is possibly the more unorthodox one of the two. With his partner, the Mexico’s Most Wanted are now ready for their mainstream invasion in the Project X, providing ample tag team and highflying wrestling experience into the team of Extreme Inc. Finishers & Signature moves: La Calabaza (finisher, Pendulum Submission Hold) / Corkscrew Moonsault / Minchinoku Driver II / Montezuma’s Revenge (with Damien 666, Big Swing by Damien + Running Japanese Dropkick by Halloween) / The Aztec Pyramid (with Damien 666, Kneeling Racked Leglock by Damien + Crossface by Halloween) Altar Boy Luke Probably the ”weakest link” of Extreme Incorporated, Luke sports neither great past achievements beyond an one-time reign as the XPW King Of The Death Match nor a strong support like Kaos with The Enterprise or the Mexico’s Most Wanted, but what he does have is an often overlooked ability in high-flying wrestling that he is willing to put up against anyone, anywhere and anytime. Top that with Luke’s willingness to sacrifice his own body to win a match, and you have a possible surprise in your hands. Finishers & Signature moves: Holy Driver (finisher, Pumphandle Minchinoku Driver II) / Holy Driver Mach II (finisher, Storm Cradle Driver) / Phoenix Splash / Halo (Middle-rope Moonsault) GQ Money One-third of The Enterprise, GQ Money has been a wrestler, a manager and an accountant in his days. Now, he rolls them all into one as he makes his return to the wrestling business in the team he broke up with to signal his end, XPW and The Enterprise. The bridges that formed the rock-solid team of Kaos, Money and Lucy have been mended, but GQ Money’s role in the Extreme Inc. might not be what he has been used to as he now has to factor in the other members of the team besides his Enterprise buddies. Finishers & Signature moves: Cash Flow (finisher, Burning Hammer) / Super Diamond Cutter Veronica Caine The companion of Kaos and GQ Money in The Enterprise, Veronica Caine has now returned at the request of her friends to reform the group that gave her years of success. This time around, Caine has to put up with some of the very people her group once fought in the XPW, but she is convinced that as long as The Enterprise keeps together, nothing can go wrong. Tammy Lynn Stytch A veteran of both porno and XPW (with often doing both at the same time), Tammy has been called up by Rob Black to keep up the morale of the troops and to ensure entertainment for wrestlers and fans alike. Beyond that, who knows what role Stytch will play in the Project X. [size=5]THE WORLD CHAMPIONS[/size] Backer: Vince Russo Out of the shady and dubious characters populating the backgrounds of Project X, Vince Russo has to be the most notorious. While not being indulged into child porn and man raping rumours as some of his competitors, Russo nevertheless carries the largest stigma and ridicule in the crowd for his participancy in the fall and tumble of World Championship Wrestling. The man who was one of the driving forces behind the ”Attitude Era” of the two mainstream wrestling promotions, Russo has since become the target of jokes and hatred, loathed for his stranger-than-usual style of ”crash TV” booking. Now, after pooling together his savings from his streaks in the WWF, WCW and NWA:TNA promotions, Russo is preparing to break through with a new crew, and finally show the world that both he and the men he leads deserve a second chance. Leader: ??? At this point, Vince Russo has decided not to publish the name of his group's leader. Until further notice, Mike Awesome has been appointed as a temporary captain. Other members: Mike Awesome When Russo started forming his group of wrestlers, he had one vision in mind: he would take all the wrestlers who for one reason or another had been denied of their deserved spotlight at the top of the world. And who better of an example than Mike Awesome. This ECW powerhouse who had been tearing rings and wrestlers all over the indy scene and in Japan was demoted down to a mere buffoon, first as ”That 70’s Guy” and ”Fat Chick Thriller” in WCW and then as a forgettable ”ECW Wrassler” in WWF. While his talents were being wasted in the Top Two, an even bigger outcry for Awesome was going through the independent wrestling scene. Now, Awesome is being brought back as the second-in-command for Vince Russo, and this time, nobody will make a fool out of him. Finishers & Signature moves: Awesome Bomb (finisher, Sitout Powerbomb) / Top Rope Awesome Bomb / Running Awesome Bomb Chuck Palumbo Chuck Palumbo could be the perfect ”Average Joe” of Russo’s forces: a young, promising wrestler who began his career in WCW, was being groomed farther and farther up the ranks, only to have his career cut short first by backstage policing and then by the downfall of WCW. While being employed by the WWE, Palumbo was first tagged up as a gay lover with a washed-up WWF star Billy Gunn, and then later jobbed out week after week as a part of the Full Blooded Italians alongside Johnny Stamboli and Nunzio, without much explanation as to why he had changed his character so radically. Finally, Chuck was released and forgotten, the WWE finding no further uses for him. Now, Vince Russo is giving a new chance for Palumbo to shine, and this time he is more than eager to do his part. Finishers & Signature moves: Jungle Kick (finisher, Superkick) / Chuck Deluxe (Belly-to-Belly Suplex) Sean O’Haire When one hears of the phases of Sean O’Haire, one can but wonder how deeply stupidity seems to permanate the upper tiers of the wrestling world. As another promising graduate from the WCW Powerplant, O’Haire seemed to have everything playing for his favor: a great look, good charisma, way-above-average wrestling talent as well as a legitimate sporting background in ultimate fighting. After a promising start in the tag team division, it seemed to be just a matter of time until O’Haire held the World Heavyweight Championship. But as with many other promising young talents, O’Haire’s future was shattered by the WWF buying of WCW. In his new promotion, O’Haire did not get anywhere at all, and was released after years of holding him on the card for nothing. Shaken by his ruthless treatment in the Big One, O’Haire disappeared. But now, Russo has dug him up, and elevated him once again to the potential the young superstar richly deserves. Finishers & Signature moves: Seanton Bomb (finisher, Swanton Bomb) / Final Answer (Exploder Suplex) / Crucifix Powerbomb / The O'Haire Stretch (finisher, modified Abdominal Stretch-Dragon Sleeper combo) Johnny Stamboli One of the younger and less succesful members of The World Champions, Stamboli nevertheless fits the mold of a young man deprived of his chances. As a student of WCW PowerPlant, Stamboli was tagged together with a bunch of other graduates, including Palumbo and O’Haire, in a group called Natural Born Thrillers. The group was on the rise, but alas none of the members got the chance to try their skills at saving their promotion before WCW took a dive. Jobbed out in WWE, Stamboli was released in late 2004. Now, like many other old WCW talents, Stamboli has been given a second chance alongside Vince Russo in the Project X. Finishers & Signature moves: Fuhgetabautit (finisher, Press Slam into Over-the-Shoulder Powerslam) / Flying Legdrop Shawn Stasiak Suffering from the same fate as Vince Russo, Shawn Stasiak has been humiliated to the point of becoming a mainstay of wrestling-related jokes, joining the not-so-highly-praised ranks of Kevin Nash, Jake Roberts and Rob Feinstein. Stasiak was played out as a complete clown with his WWF run, and this hurt his career to the point where he apparently retired from wrestling. Now, the once-member of Natural Born Thrillers has decided to try once more with his buddies, and is eager to prove that the jokes about him are wrong. Finishers & Signature moves: Planet Stasiak (finisher, Reverse DDT) / Fisherman’s Suplex [size=5]VIOLENCE GUNDAN[/size] Backer: Victor Quinones Victor Quinones is a name best recognized in the context of such Japanese and Puerto Rican garbage promotions as IWA Japan, FMW and WWC, Quinones seems to be both a blessed and a cursed man. At one time, he held pretty much the exclusive rights to such superstars as Terry Funk, Cactus Jack and the Headhunters, he has since lost his wrestlers and his promotions. Now, with the very last bucks he has carved from the backs of his Puerto Rican stars, Quinones makes his final invasion, and this time to the continent he never really conquered: North America. Because of the amount of money Quinones has invested into Project X, the pressure he places on his wrestlers far exceeds any expectations that the other groups must bear, but Quinones trusts that his signees will pay off in the long run and his ”Army Of Violence” will prove to be dominant in Project X. Leader: Ryuji Yamakawa ”Mr. Big Japan” is a very descriptive nickname for the man who has busted his body for his home promotion Big Japan Pro-Wrestling nearly continuously from 1998 to present day. As the amount of top talent leaving BJPW increased, more and more responsibility was placed on Yamakawa, who carried himself and the promotion somehow through the catastrophic CZW invasion of 2000-2001, and is now again one of the top talents of the promotion. Yamakawa is a hard worker who can keep his cool even under the most straining of situations, and is also a charismatic invidual who can easily sway people to his side. Finishers & Signature moves: Reverse Tiger Driver (finisher, Sitout Pedigree w/ delay) / Running Legdrop Other members: ”Crazy Monkey” Jun Kasai There are hardly any words that can describe the toothless, scarred man that is Jun Kasai. From his early days in the Big Japan Pro-Wrestling, it was clear that Kasai was beyond even the ”normal” reaches of deathmatch sanity, willing to put his body on the line in the most disturbing of bumps and spots. Finally, after suffering punishment that might have made lesser men retire thrice over, this small yet incredibly resilient athlete quit the deathmatch scene in favour of bigger promotions, but now his loyalty towards fellow BJPW wrestlers have brought the Crazy Monkey out of his semi-retirement, and the world must once again prepare for a real-life Kamikaze Pilot. Finishers & Signature moves:[/b] Pearl Harbor Splash (finisher, Top Rope Splash w/ pilot goggles on) / Implant DDT Bad Boy Hido A veteran of the Japanese indy scene, Bad Boy Hido has been through practically every possible hardcore federation in Japan as well as some of the US ones as well. Boasting international experience alongside natural wrestling talent, Hido can also claim some big wins over such deathmatch greats as Mitsuhiro Matsunaga and Ryuji Yamakawa underneath his belt. Hido is a thoughtful, calculating wrestler yet who leaves no room for hesitation if a situation calls for quick action, and is a fine assest to the Violence Gundan. Finishers & Signature moves: Jumping Piledriver (finisher) Genki Horiguchi Sometimes referred to as ”Mr. Cool” or ”Genki-mania” because of his amazing charisma, this young worker is one of the brightests prospects of Dragon’s Gate (formerly known as Toryumon Japan) Usually teaming up with fellow Dragon’s Gate members Susumu Yokosuka and Darkness Dragon, Genki has decided to follow Quinones and his army to the States to gain more experience outside of his normal rings. As a man who has fought with the Toryumon greats such as CIMA, Magnum TOKYO and Dragon Kid as an equal, Genki Horiguchi is a dangerous juniorweight wrestler capable of overturning a match for himself with ease. Finishers & Signature moves: Beach Break (finisher, Belly-to-Back Sitout Double Leg Piledriver) / GH Lock (finisher, modified Rolling Strangle Hold Gamma Armbar) / Roller Coaster (Triple-Jump Moonsault) Susumu Yokosuka While not enjoying the full amount of success his frequent tag partner Genki Horiguchi has, Susumu Yokosuka is still an impressive juniorweight from the former Toryumon Gym. A versatile all-around wrestler, Yokosuka has tagged extensively with Horiguchi and Darkness Dragon throughought the Japanese indy scene, and is now making his United States debut. Yokosuka is very confident of his abilities, and is also hungry for success overseas, and harbors hopes of making it bigger in Japan with the help of his newly-fought US career. Finishers & Signature moves: Yokosuka Cutter (finisher, Canadian Backbreaker into Diamond Cutter) / Kamikaze Roll (Running Forward Roll Fireman’s Carry) / FFF (or Triple F, High-Angle Pedigree) Ryuji Ito Called the ”Future Of Big Japan”, this reigning BJPW Deathmatch champion is just what both the promotion and Violence Gundan might need. A terribly efficient mix of deathmatch capability and juniorweight talent, Ryuji Ito is able to take the best parts of both worlds and come out as the survivor. A young man, Ito still has ways to go in terms of experience and patience, but he has been chosen specially by Quinones as a secret weapon that his opponents will underestimate. Finishers & Signature moves: Phoenix Splash (finisher) Mitsuhiro Matsunaga A revered deathmatch legend in Japan, Matsunaga has arrived at the request of Quinones to act as a trainer and a manager for the Violence Gundan. Dating his deathmatch excursions as far back as 1991, Matsunaga is a walking memorial for the men who refined and gave birth to the modern art of deathmatches. The cult icon keeps a hard school, but anyone capable of surviving his training routines is fit to be a top contender in any kind of match. Finishers & Signature moves: W*ING Scorpion Deathlock (finisher, Scorpion Deathlock) / Cross-Arm Thunder Fire Powerbomb [size=5]AVENGER-MEN[/size] Backer & Leader: ”Lightning” Mike Quackenbrush When you talk about careers, ”Lightning” Mike Quackenbrush has done pretty much everything. He is a promoter, trainer, wrestler on atleast four different continents and does a hell of a job in each and every one of them. Now, Quackenbrush pools all of his talents together, as he leads his comics-influenced group the Avenger-Men into the twists and turns of the freshly created Project X. Supplying a meager yet important part of the company’s financial background, Quackenbrush carries some weight in the political maneuverings as well as being an active wrestler alongside his good friends and students. Quackenbrush is not in the Project X to gain something for himself, but is rather out there to entertain and give something to the fans, a view he hopes his whole team will share in the long run whether they encounter good or bad. Finishers & Signature moves: Quackendriver (finisher, Sitout Reverse Crucifix Powerbomb) / Quackensmash (finisher, Double Springboard Corkscrew Somersault Senton) / Inazuma Special (Inverted Powerbomb rolled into Wheelbarrow Suplex rolled into German Suplex) / Strangle Hold Omega (Hammerlock Armbar w/ Leg wrapped around opponent’s head) / Tiger Driver ’96 (Running Double Underhook Piledriver) Other members: Chris Hero As one of the most cherished and complimented indy wrestlers of recent years, like Quackenbrush Hero has done quite a lot. He has wrestled everything from old school European style matches into 90 minute monstrosities into TLC’s and deathmatches. And like Quackenbrush, Hero is one of the most versatile wrestlers on the indy scene today who can do nearly anything and look good while doing it. While not doing the promoter job of Mike’s, Hero has helped his friend to train the students of CHIKARA Wrestling. Hero is in Project X because of Quackenbrush’s request, and he is glad to do what his friend asks of him. Finishers & Signature moves: Hero’s Welcome (finisher, Inverted Swinging Neckbreaker) / Hangman’s Clutch (finisher, Cravate STF) / Hangman’s Clutch 2 (finisher, Cravate Crossface) / CravatePlex (Overhead Cravate Suplex) / Rubik’s Cube (Sitout Headclutch Electric Chair Driver) Reckless Youth Reckless Youth, also known by the name of Tom Carter, is sadly one of the most overlooked indy wrestling stars in the world. An incredibly talented wrestler, Youth nevertheless never got the recognition he deserved at the turn of the millenium. Now, Youth has nearly disappeared from the indy wrestling scene, making sporadic appearances here and there. When he heard of Project X and that his old pal Mike Quackenbrush would be funding a group, he contacted Mike and asked to be included. His incredible wrestling skills will be a great addition to the Avenger-Men, but his ambition to prove himself worthy of the attention he never got could prove to be a problem in the long run. Finishers & Signature moves: 2K Bomb (finisher, Cross-Legged Inverted Brainbuster) / The Youth Movement (finisher, Mad Splash) / Hurricane Hurricanrana (Super Dragonsteiner) / Backdrop Driver Jigsaw One of Quackenbrush’s most promising students, Jigsaw is one half of the masked tag team The Conundrum with Rorschach. A mysterious, brooding character, Jigsaw has since turned into a fan favourite after starting a feud with ”Sweet & Sour” Larry Sweeney in CHIKARA. Jigsaw is, despite his arrogance, a talented wrestler with some real crowd-pleaser moves in his arsenal. As long as he keeps his arrogance and temper in check, Jigsaw will prove to be a worthy member of Avenger-Men. Finishers & Signature moves: Cancun Tornado Press (finisher, Corkscrew Moonsault) / Shining Enziguiri (finisher) / Darkness Buster (Crossarm Brainbuster) ”King Of Diamonds” Eddie Kingston Another student of Quackenbrush’s, Kingston has proven his worth as a tag team wrestler with his partner Black Jack Marciano. The team, who won the IWA Mid-South Tag Team Titles not too long ago, have been on a hot streak, with Kingston also dealing out his stiff offence in CZW as a part of their Blackout group. Extremely talented and extremely knowledgeable about his abilities, Kingston will let others know of his greatness. So far, he has been able to back up his brags, but now that he is stepping into the bigger leagues, it all could change. Finishers & Signature moves: Kondo Clutch (finisher, Inverted Texas Cloverleaf) / Royal Flush (Giant Swing DDT) / Yakuza Kick Mr. ZERO Mr. ZERO is a formidable competitor with over 20 years worth of experience… In accounts managing. While not exactly a groundshaker in the wrestling ring, ZERO knows how to take it easy, avoid work and brew damn good coffee. As the official coffee machine holder of Avenger-Men, Mr. ZERO has a status not easily achievable by others. Oh, he also wrestles if the situation calls for it, but not before. Finishers & Signature moves: DDT (finisher) / Camel Clutch (usually reads newspapers or drinks coffee while doing this) / Entanglement Hold (usually reads newspapers or drinks coffee while doing this) [size=5]Team Nonames[/size] Backer: None Because of the sporadic and rather wild nature of Team Nonames, no brave persons or companies have stepped up to sponsor them in Project X. Leader: None Due to the random nature of the whole group, no clear leader has emerged from the mass. In the moments where a public speaker is required, either ”Spyder” Nate Webb or Precious Lucy do the honors, due to being the most sane of the bunch. Members: ”Spyder” Nate Webb Known best for his outrageous entrances and exaggerated dance moves, Nate Webb has been entertaining fans from coast to coast for many years now. Never a man to lose his smile, Webb has danced his way through Lightweight title matches, deathmatch tournaments and Ted Petty Invitationals, never giving up and never leaving a grumpy face in the audience. Also doubling many times as a color commentator for various shows, Webb is also a versatile verbalist, capable of humbling even bigger opponents with his wittiness and cheerfulness. Finishers & Signature moves: Soylent Green… Is People! (finisher, Canadian Backbreaker into DDT) / Spyder Drop (finisher, Top Rope Legdrop) / Nebraskan Tumbleweed (Running Corner Somersault Splash) / The WhirlyGig (Standing 720 Corkscrew Splash) /Chairsault (Moonsault w/ steel chair) Ebessan The Japanese ”God of Laughter”, Ebessan is a chubby guy in colorful clothes and weird mask, who has absolutely torn down houses in both Japan and US alike. In the ring, Ebessan is offended by chants for his opponents, needs naps after slow-motion leapfrog sequences and of course pulls off picture-perfect impersonations of everyone from Stan Hansen through Keiji Mutoh to Abdullah The Butcher. Now, Ebessan has brought himself and his buddy/enemy Kuishinbo Kamen for a second run in the US, and this time he knows that 7-11 yoghurt makes your ass bleed water. Beware of Ebessan. Finishers & Signature moves: Cancun Tornado (finisher, Corkscrew Moonsault) / Shining Ebezard (Shining Wizard) / Ebishu Otoshi (Fireman’s Carry into Minchinoku Driver II) Kuishinbo Kamen The laughing clown is back on American soil! Bringing a full array of parachutes, hand-out candy and two-piece dancer girls, Kamen is once again ready to expand his horizons in the US wrestling rings and out of them. As a man who is unable to speak English, Kamen is especially dependant on Ebessan to act as his mouthpiece, altough Webb has tried to act as a translator on several occasions (though, the results have been less than encouraging at times – hence the infamous Rubber Duck Incident) Finishers & Signature moves: Cancun Tornado (finisher, Corkscrew Moonsault) / Asai Moonsault Beef Wellington Beef Wellington is a man whose accomplishments speak for himself: he is the Master of the Asspunch, he has wrestled a bear, he is… Well… Not much beyond that. A self-imagined playboy, Beef has a convincing record of ”Women who gave him a fake phone number and then made a hasty retreat while he sang a serenade”, and not much else. He always carries a bottle of baby oil with him, because you never know when you might need shining abs for the ladies. Also, as a side note, Wellington is a tag team wrestling specialist. But the ladies aren’t into THAT, like everyone knows. Finishers & Signature moves: E.Coli Piledriver (finisher, Double Underhook Piledriver) / The Asspunch (finisher, Top Rope Fistdrop to the ASS~!) / I Can’t Believe It’s Not Cutter (Torture Rack into a Diamond Cutter) / Grizzly Bear Press (Double Axhandle Smash) ”Barbaric Berzerker” Jimmy Jacobs He’s mean! He’s merciless! He’s 5 feet 8 inches and a little over 150 pounds of pure fury and fitness crammed into a headband and fuzzy boots. A small man living like a big one, Jimmy Jacobs has been HUSS-ing his way through the indy leagues for a few years now. Never letting any small things like size advantage get in his way, Jacobs has stormed opponent after opponent like his idol ”The Barbarian” John Nord. Now, he brings his crazy antics into the Project X, while his girlfriend Becky Bayless tries to keep up after him, often with not-too-good results. Finishers & Signature moves: Contra Code (finisher, Sitout Sliced Bread #2) / Berzerker Boot (Big Boot) / Double Foot Stomp Precious Lucy Arguably one of the most hardcore women on the wrestling scene, Lucy (or LuFisto as she is known in some places) has been bearing the nickname ”Queen of Hardcore” tall and proud. She has shocked the fans and other wrestlers alike with broody brawls with fellow ladies and also some prominent indy scene hardcore stars like ”One Man War” The Arsenal, where Lucy left Arsenal a bloody mess. Now, Lucy is looking for a bit easier time, joining the Team Nonames in a search for some innocent fun. Lucy is also keeping an eye on the common good of her friends in the political scene of things. Finishers & Signature moves: Diving Headbutt (finisher) / Super Hurricanrana / Minchinoku Driver II / LuFisto Hammer (Top Rope Over-the-shoulder Minchinoku Driver II) Becky Bayless A sweet, innocent girl, Becky Bayless has hanged on with her boyfriend the ”Barbaric Berzerker” Jimmy Jacobs for a while now. Even when he is in his worst HUSSyfits, Becky keeps open arms and a warm heart reserved for the often-irrational Jacobs. Bayless is also used to doing some mic work on behalf of Jacobs, who is usually either uninterested or too worked up to respond clearly. [size=5]CANADA’S FINEST[/size] Backer: None Due to their obscurity and hostile nature, Canada’s Finest are yet to attract a financial backer. And most of the members prefer it that way. Leader: ”Mr. Wrestling” Kevin Steen ”Mr. Wrestling” Kevin Steen is a self-elevated New School wrestling Messiah, who thinks that his skills and stamina put him far over any other competitors. After taking a few trips across the border, Steen was not impressed by the abilities of the wrestlers he saw and faced, and has since hatched a plan to invade the Project X with his most trusted companions. With very little backstage pull thanks to minimal financial involvement, Steen has instead set complete domination of the in-ring world as his group’s goal. And with talent like this, it might not be as far-fetched as it seems. Finishers & Signature moves: Package Piledriver (finisher, Double Leg Underhook Piledriver) / Steenalizer (Release Overhead Neck-Cradle Powerbomb) / The Go Home Driver (Belly-to-Back Northern Lights Bomb) / Top Rope Moonsault Other members: ”One Man War” The Arsenal Called ”One Man War” for a reason, The Arsenal is more than capable of raising havoc and hell despite of his small stature. Mean-spirited and ill-tempered, Arsenal rarely takes anyone getting in his face for long, instead opting to bash their head in with a baseball bat and talk niceties afterwards. Making his official US debut way back in the first ever CZW Tournament Of Death, Arsenal caught the eye of the US crowds in his TOD 3 bouts. Now, Arsenal is back, and this time the heads he will be busting aren’t Canadian. Finishers & Signature moves: Death Valley Driver 2K1 (finisher, Electric Chair Death Valley Driver) / Fisherman’s Buster / Heat Seeking Missile (Double Jump Van Terminator) / Springboard Somersault Legdrop The Green Phantom ”The Hardcore Giant”, like Arsenal, has made his only US appearances in deathmatch tournaments. But unlike The Arsenal, Green Phantom has to worry about very few people getting in his face about his size. Towering over most of his opponents, Phantom is a truly menacing figure both in and out of ring, both with his size and rather flaring temper. Rather fond of lighttube skateboards, Phantom usually has one handy whenever there seems to be an oppoturnity to use it. Finishers & Signature moves: The Phantasm (finisher, Sitout Reverse Crossarm Crucifix Powerbomb, or Shoulder-Mount Goriconoclasm) / Phantom Menace (finisher, Storm Cradle Driver) / Air Raid Crash / Chokebomb (Sitout Chokeslam/Powerbomb hybrid) ”Sex XXXPress” Sexxxy Eddy Extremely cocky (pun intended) male gigolo, Sexxxy Eddy has an unhealthy obsession with his genital area and some wrestling skills to put nearly anyone to shame. While obnoxious, intrusive and stubborn, he is that only to women, and his team mates put up with him because of his hardcore dedication to the group’s cause inside the ring. Outside, though, it is nearly impossible to get Eddy to do what you want, as he is often too busy with his latest target for his endless schemes to get laid. Finishers & Signature moves: Total Sexxxtacy (finisher, Springboard Reverse Shooting Star Press) / Sex On The Beach (Split-Legged Moonsault) / SexxxyPlex (Release Wheelbarrow Suplex) Kid Kamikaze The other Romeo of Canada’s Finest, Kamikaze seems to be an even worse version of Sexxxy Eddy: he isn’t half as handsome yet he is twice as (over)confident of his ability to attract women anywhere and any time. Mainly a tag team wrestler, Kid Kamikaze has nevertheless been taken in as a part of the Canadian powergroup, mainly because he is an useful addition to any tag matches. His attitude, which can flare up at the slightest hint of disrespect or defeat, however, could prove to be his downfall in the long run, and it is left to be seen how the leader Steen and other high-ranking members will handle Kamikaze. Finishers & Signature moves: Playmate Of The Year (finisher, Inverted Unprettier onto his knee) / Tornadosault (Double Corkscrew Moonsault) / Cyclone DDT (360º Swinging DDT) Damian Dion An ultra-nationalistic French Canadian white supremacist, Damian Dion is fiercely proud of his heritage. Because of this, he refuses to speak English, instead opting to conduct all his verbal business in French. A ferocious young competitor in the ring, Damian excels in hardcore bouts and in tag matches with his equally pissed-off tag partner Viking Vigneault. Dion’s nationalistic zeal is only matched by his fierce loyalty to Kevin Steen and the Canada’s Finest, and if something is going wrong with the group then Damian is usually the first one to proclaim it with a well-placed Sacrebleu! Finishers & Signature moves: White Man’s Burden (finisher, Backdrop Driver) / Ohtani Kick (Corner Running Bootscrape) / Double Foot Stomp / Le Tueur des Policiers (w/ Viking, Vertebreaker by Viking + Inverted Brainbuster by Damian) Viking Vigneault Alongside Damian, Viking Vigneault helps to drive both the cause of Canada’s Finest and the cause of the supremacist, nationalistic alliance with Damian. A strong, silent type, Viking is usually the man to calm down the hot-blooded Damian when he gets too worked over something. However, it is foolish to expect any mercy from Vigneault, who can be as dangerous as anyone else in his group inside and outside of the ring. Just because it doesn’t make a huge noise doesn’t mean it can’t kill you. Finishers & Signature moves: Ethnic Cleansing (finisher, Vertebreaker) / Roaring Elbow / Viking Spike (Sunset Flip Piledriver) / Le Tueur des Policiers (w/ Damian, Vertebreaker by Viking + Inverted Brainbuster by Damian) [size=5]SOCAL FIVE[/size] Backer: Unknown The financial backer for SoCal Five has given his/her share of donations for Project X (in fact, more than Mike Quackenbrush, one of the other financial backers), but for one reason or another he/she hasn’t decided to release his/her name to the public. Whether or not it will be found out in the future remains a question, and the other financial backers should soon be interested in finding out just whom they have to share their power with. Leader: Super Dragon Probably the most prominient wrestler out from Southern California in the recent years, praise for Super Dragon is being sung all over the world nowadays. Even though he has not uttered a word during his career, Super Dragon is one of the most popular indy wrestlers despite that fact. Dragon is a great all-around capable of holding his own against a range of opponents from Samoa Joe to Chris Hero to fellow SoCal lucha superstars. Now, Super Dragon leads a group of his own friends and enemies into the Project X, and is looking to be one of the toughest competitors the whole Project will be able to offer. Finishers & Signature moves: Psycho Driver (finisher, Torture Rack into a Piledriver) / Psycho Driver II (finisher, Pumphandle Piledriver) / Barry White Driver (Widow’s Peak/Spinal Shock into a Piledriver) / Curb Stomb (Indian Deathlock Surfboard Head Stomp) / The U.F.O (Springboard Spinning Wheelkick) Other members: Excalibur A long time tag partner and friend of Super Dragon’s, Excalibur has acted as a mouthpiece and a trusty backup for Dragon throughought the years. When the SoCal superteam was being assembled, Excalibur was the next person after Super Dragon to be contacted, which speaks volumes for the respect and the expectations the mysterious funder of the group places on Excalibur. More than capable of handling a fight on his own, Excalibur has recently been increasingly active on the East Coast, alongside with making challenges to such wrestling legends as Road Warrior Animal and Big Bossman. Finishers & Signature moves: Tiger Driver ’98 (finisher, Double Underhook Piledriver) / Galactica Phantom Suplex (Half Pumphandle/Half Dragon Throwaway Suplex aka Reverse T-Bone Suplex) / Minnesota Lariat (HARD Lariat) Scorpio Sky As a part of one of the hottest Californian tag teams in Aerial Express, Scorpio Sky has had demand on both sides of the continent. Now, he has been called up to Project X to be a part of the SoCal Five, and the make-up of the group is less than favorable for Sky: three out of the four others have been his personal enemies at one time or another, representing the ”Old Guard” of new SoCal superstars, while Sky himself is a leader of the younger stars of recent years. Only Rising Son might feel any kind of sympathy towards Sky, and this air of unwelcomeness might affect Sky’s work to the worse. Finishers & Signature moves: The Argle-Bargle (finisher, Front Facelock into a Nightmare On Elms Street onto his knee) / Dreaded Triangle Choke Hold (finisher, Triangle Choke Hold) / Phoenix Splash / Diamond Cutter rolled into a Dragon Sleeper Disco Machine The Man From The Disco is back and better than ever! A living proof that real disco will NEVER die, Disco Machine has been dancing and wrestling his way into the hearts of wrestling fans all over the world for years. Frequently a partner of both Super Dragon and Excalibur, Disco has often found himself acting as a negotiator between his friends and those enraged by them. But even Disco has his limits, and when a case goes beyond peace, Machine has no qualms about kicking some ass alongside his buddies. Finishers & Signature moves: Disco Bomb (finisher, Chokeslam Backbreaker) / Straightjacket Piledriver (Crossarm Piledriver) / Studio Fifty Flip (Springboard 450 Splash) Rising Son Arguably one of the greatest daredevils ever, Rising Son’s career was cut short by his own decision after feeling the wear and tear of his wrestling style, the ultimate price everyone in the squared circle must pay eventually. Now, the former star is now once again back in the business, donning his Rising Sun mask as his sign of appreciation for the Japanese wrestling style as well as a wish for the courage of the Kamikaze pilots of Second World War. After missing a year of in-ring action, Rising Son is not overly confident of his abilities to stay alongside his team mates, which might not fit well enough into the plans of the group’s leaders. Finishers & Signature moves: Swanton Bomb (finisher) / PAIN (Springboard DDT) / SUFFERING (finisher, Sharpshooter) / Reverse Frankensteiner / The 714 (619) Taken from www.projectxwrestling.com:
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| Intiaani | Nov 29 2004, 13:17 Post #3 |
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Ryhmien kokoonpanot kuulostavat vähintäänkin mielettömiltä! Odotinkin vähän enemmnän tällaisia hardcorepainotteisia kaveriporukoita kuin suoranaista gimmickien erittelyä mitä minun ideoinnissani tuli esiin. Ehkä parempi näin. Uskallan odottaa hienoa tekstiä ja yhtä parhaista diaryistä ikinä. Ebessan, Kuishinbo Kamen & Beef Wellington vs Kid Kamikaze, Damian Dion & Viking Vigneault Mikä onkaan parempi startti Nonamen Pohjois-Amerikankiertueelle kuin aloittaa ikävällä jobbauksella Canada's Finestia vastaan. Ottelusta on tulossa varmasti vähintäänkin humoristinen ja kanadalaisia häkellyttävä "taisto". Ottelun jälkitilanne on myös varmasti lukemisen arvoista. Johnny Stamboli & Shawn Stasiak vs Ryuji Ito & ”Crazy Monkey” Jun Kasai Nuoret itämaiset deathmatch-gurut saapuvat Pohjois-Amerikkaan häviämään suorastaan tuhotuille, mutta silti overeille kotimaisille tähtösille. ”Spyder” Nate Webb vs The Green Phantom vs ”Vicious” Vic Grimes vs Bad Boy Hido – Falls Count Anywhere Match En yhtään ihmettelisi jos näkisin Crimesin voittavan tämän matsin. Hän on kuitenkin monen amerikkalaisen fanin silmissä se isoin tähti ja ihan tulevaisuudenkin lipputulojen takia hänen voittonsa voisi olla paras vaihtoehto. Itse asiassa kuka vaan voi voittaa tämän matsin. ”Barbaric Berzerker” Jimmy Jacobs & Precious Lucy vs Mexico’s Most Wanted vs ”One Man War” The Arsenal & ”Sex XXXPress” Sexxxy Eddy vs Sean O’Haire & Chuck Palumbo vs Scorpio Sky & Rising Son vs Genki Horiguchi & Susumu Yokosuka vs Jigsaw & Eddie Kingston – Tag Team Scramble Elimination Match Scramble Elimination Tag heti ensimmäisessä showssa; mikä onkaan parempi paikka antaa voitto niin rakastetulle ja vihatulle, maailman skitsoimmalle lucha-tiimille MMW:lle! ”Lightning” Mike Quackenbrush, Chris Hero & Reckless Youth vs Super Dragon, Excalibur & Disco Machine Eteläkalifornialaiset varmasti vievät tämän. Heitä vastassaan on nimekäs joukkue, joka kuitenkin koostuu vain yhdestä kunnon aktiivipainijasta. Reckless Youth ja Quakenbrush ovat vielä vasta uudelleentotuttelemassa tässä matsissa, missä SoCal Fiven terävä, hioutunut hyökkäystyöskentely puree. ”Mr. Wrestling” Kevin Steen vs Ryuji Yamakawa Steenin ego ei salli häviämistä. Tässä vastakkain kuitenkin kaksi ryhmittymiensä tunnistettavinta jäsentä, joten Steenkään ei voi olla varma voittaja. Vaikea sanoa mitään. Mikäli Steen häviää, homma ei voi olla jäämättä siihen. ”Human Horror Film” Supreme vs Mike Awesome Supreme jyrää Russon ykkössuojatin ja on aika paljastaa todellinen johtaja(?). Kokonaisuutena näin ennakkoon todella hyvä show, joista tosin lähes puolet herroista ovat minulle tuntemattomia. Toivottavasti joku muu saa tästä vielä enemmän irti kuin minä. Silti ehdottomasti seuraan ja kommentoin tätä aktiivisesti. |
? - Tiedot eivät hävinneet sittenkään, vaan olivat turvassa muistitikulla...Foorumin #1 Jonas Gustavsson -mark.
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| trancendancy | Nov 29 2004, 18:24 Post #4 |
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Vaikuttaa todella, siis TODELLA hyvältä! Jos tätä kunnolla jaksaa tehdä, tässä on Bushille ainakin yksi varma lukija
Mielestäni ryhmien kokoonpanot olivat mahtavia, mutta jotkin viittasivat vähän sellaiseen suuntaan että Cage Of Deathin tyylistä stable-myllytystä on luvassa...mutta, mutta...veikkauksia!Ebessan, Kuishinbo Kamen & Beef Wellington vs Kid Kamikaze, Damian Dion & Viking Vigneault -Ebesasn ja Kamen squashaavat vastapuolen porukan totaalisesti...joo, varmasti :rolleyes: Mutta eihän sitä koskaan tiedä, kun onhan komedia komppaniassa kuitenkin Beef Wellington! Jospa hän ratkaisee ottelun TEH ASS PUNCHILLA? Johnny Stamboli & Shawn Stasiak vs Ryuji Ito & ”Crazy Monkey” Jun Kasai -Japanilaiset saisivat viedä tämän. Stasiakissa ja Stambolissa on kuitenkin potentiaalia, mutta kyllä Ryuji Itossa ja Jun Kasaissa on enemmän munaa. Tämä ottelu suorastaan huutaa jonkinlaista stipulaatiota. ”Spyder” Nate Webb vs The Green Phantom vs ”Vicious” Vic Grimes vs Bad Boy Hido -Luulenpa että Green Phantom vie tämän, mahdollisesti joukkueensa avustuksella. Vic Grimes voisi olla myös vahva ehdokas Hidon ohella, mutta molemmat tarvitset kättä pidempää lähes koko ajan... ”Barbaric Berzerker” Jimmy Jacobs & Precious Lucy vs Mexcio’s Most Wanted vs ”One Man War” The Arsenal & ”Sex XXXPress” Sexxxy Eddy vs Sean O’Haire & Chuck Palumbo vs Scorpio Sky & Rising Son vs Genki Horiguchi & Susumu Yokosuka vs Jigsaw & Eddie Kingston -Praise the SoCal wrestling! Scorpio Sky ja Rising Son saisivat voittaa tämän, mutta myös Jigsaw ja Eddie Kingston olisivat kovia voittaja ehdokkaita. Saa nähdä kuinka käy. ”Lightning” Mike Quackenbrush, Chris Hero & Reckless Youth vs Super Dragon, Excalibur & Disco Machine -Vaikka äsken SoCalia tulikin ylistettyä, he taipuvat tämän kolmikon painostuksessa. ”Mr. Wrestling” Kevin Steen vs Ryuji Yamakawa -Oikeasti, nyt en osaa sanoa mitään. Molemmat varsin hyviä painijoita, molemmilla on karismaa...sanoisin että tasa peliin päättyy! ”Human Horror Film” Supreme vs Mike Awesome -"Living dead giiiiirl..." vaikka ultraviolent-lihapullamme ei painitaidoillaan säväytä, on Mike Awesome jokseenkin pulassa jos Supreme aseitaan saa käsiinsä. Vaikka Awesome on lähes varmasti voittaja, niin veikkaan vähän ei-niin-varmaa-voittajaa. |
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| grandpa | Dec 3 2004, 00:13 Post #5 |
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Ebessan, Kuishinbo Kamen & Beef Wellington vs Kid Kamikaze, Damian Dion & Viking Vigneault Johnny Stamboli & Shawn Stasiak vs Ryuji Ito & ”Crazy Monkey” Jun Kasai ”Spyder” Nate Webb vs The Green Phantom vs ”Vicious” Vic Grimes vs Bad Boy Hido ”Barbaric Berzerker” Jimmy Jacobs & Precious Lucy vs Mexcio’s Most Wanted vs ”One Man War” The Arsenal & ”Sex XXXPress” Sexxxy Eddy vs Sean O’Haire & Chuck Palumbo vs Scorpio Sky & Rising Son vs Genki Horiguchi & Susumu Yokosuka vs Jigsaw & Eddie Kingston ”Lightning” Mike Quackenbrush, Chris Hero & Reckless Youth vs Super Dragon, Excalibur & Disco Machine ”Mr. Wrestling” Kevin Steen vs Ryuji Yamakawa ”Human Horror Film” Supreme vs Mike Awesome |
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| Blackout | Dec 5 2004, 12:42 Post #6 |
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Ebessan, Kuishinbo Kamen & Beef Wellington vs. Kid Kamikaze, Damian Dion & Viking Vigneault Johnny Stamboli & Shawn Stasiak vs. Ryuji Ito & Jun Kasai Nate Webb vs. The Green Phantom vs. Vic Grimes vs. Bad Boy Hido – Falls Count Anywhere Match Jimmy Jacobs & Precious Lucy vs. Mexcio’s Most Wanted vs. The Arsenal & Sexxxy Eddy vs. Sean O’Haire & Chuck Palumbo vs. Scorpio Sky & Rising Son vs. Genki Horiguchi & Susumu Yokosuka vs. Jigsaw & Eddie Kingston – Tag Team Scramble Elimination Match Mike Quackenbrush, Chris Hero & Reckless Youth vs. Super Dragon, Excalibur & Disco Machine Kevin Steen vs. Ryuji Yamakawa Supreme vs. Mike Awesome |
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| Geas | Dec 5 2004, 13:26 Post #7 |
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Ebessan, Kuishinbo Kamen & Beef Wellington vs. Kid Kamikaze, Damian Dion & Viking Vigneault Ebessan ja Kamen ovat mahtavia ja noista muista en ole kuullutkaan, joten varsin helppo päätös. Johnny Stamboli & Shawn Stasiak vs. Ryuji Ito & Jun Kasai Stamboli on OK, Stasiakin tiedän lähinnä SYMin perusteella ja Itolta olen kai nähnyt yhden matsin. Kasaista en taas ole kuullutkaan. Eipä siis tälläkään kertaa kovin vaikea päätös. Nate Webb vs. The Green Phantom vs. Vic Grimes vs. Bad Boy Hido – Falls Count Anywhere Match Tässä matsissa sitten onkin jo vähän tutumpia osaanottajia. Veikkaan nyt Webbiä voittamaan, jo pelkän entrancensa mahtavuuden takia. Phantomkin voi olla mahdollinen, kuten myös Grimes. Jimmy Jacobs & Precious Lucy vs. Mexcio’s Most Wanted vs. The Arsenal & Sexxxy Eddy vs. Sean O’Haire & Chuck Palumbo vs. Scorpio Sky & Rising Son vs. Genki Horiguchi & Susumu Yokosuka vs. Jigsaw & Eddie Kingston – Tag Team Scramble Elimination Match Huhhuh. Liian monta joita haluaisin veikata. Mutta kun kerran on pakko valita niin sanotaan että Huss Man vie. Scorpio Sky/Rising Son tiimikin olisi kova vaihtoehto. Kuten myös about kaikki muutkin. Mike Quackenbrush, Chris Hero & Reckless Youth vs. Super Dragon, Excalibur & Disco Machine Tämä on kyllä jotakin mahtavaa. Tavallaan toivoisin Heron/Quackenbrush/Youth tiimini vievän, mutta mutta. SoCal saa nyt luvan viedä. Vaikea päättää, koska Hero on mahtava ja kaikki vastustajat ovat erinomaisia... Noh, Discon entracne omistaa Heron. Kevin Steen vs. Ryuji Yamakawa Kummaltakin olen nähnyt kai yhden matsin. Steenin muistelisin olleen varsin hyvä ja Yamakawasta en muista paljoakaan. Supreme vs. Mike Awesome Kyllä Awesome vie. Se on varma. |
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| Bushmeister | Mar 14 2005, 21:47 Post #8 |
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[size=5]PROJECT: START! (DVD Version)[/size] The RexPlex, Elizabeth, New Jersey / 8th of January 2005 We open up with two men standing in front of an image of the RexPlex in Elizabeth. One, decked in a gray business suit and with his hair slicked back, is easily recognizable as Vince Russo, who has a smile on his face as wide as Texas. The other, dressed a bit more casually in a black collar T-shirt and jeans, is also more serious, fingering a mic in his hands. Russo is the first to take action, bringing up a mic from behind his back and raising it up to his face. Russo: Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to the grand opening of PROJECT X! My name is Vince Russo, and standing next to me here in the RexPlex Center in New Jersey is Eric Gargulio! Gargulio: Tonight, you are going to witness a spectacle never before seen on the professional wrestling scene, as a grand total of 38 wrestlers representing 7 different factions prepare to square off in different bouts during the night! Nothing like this has EVER been seen in the wrestling business, but now Project X is here to make it all happen! Russo: Eric, you’re absolutely right, we’re going to see such a huge amount of talent in the ring here tonight it’s just waiting to blow everything else clear out of the water! Gargulio: Now, we would like to show you a little something that happened earlier tonight, a significant event that legitimizes Project X as a serious promotion of it’s own. Take a look of this footage. SIGNING OF THE ”PROJECT X DECLARATION” The camera films a luxurious conference room, featuring seven men. One of them, a young man in an untarnished business suit is sitting in a leathery office chair while the rest stand behind him in a row. Out of the bunch, Vince Russo and former XPW owner Rob Black are easily recognized, standing behind the chair with smiles on their faces. The man in the chair has a piece of paper laid out neatly in front of him, and he taps it with his finger lightly before raising his gaze towards the camera and speaking. Man: Hello. My name is Brandon Young, and I am a representative of the newly formed Project X Board of Directors. We are gathered here to sign the agreement known as ”Project X Declaration”, which was thought up by the Board earlier this week. I have here with me a gentleman from each of the seven different groups of Project X, and I would now like to ask each to sign this paper, which binds you to do the following: to financially or legally help only your own faction, to obey and follow rules and guidelines placed by the Project X Board of Directors, to settle your legal difficulties through me or other members of the Board, and finally to agree to acknowledge the powers of the Board and the powers of the other members of Project X. First, I would like to call up Mr. Vince Russo, representing The World Champions as their main financial backer. Russo steps forward and picks up a pen from Young’s hand, smiling at him and then leaning over to the paper, signing it quickly and firmly. Young verifies the signature and nods, letting Russo step aside. Young: Next, I would like to call up Mr. Victor Quinones, representing the Violence Gundan as their main financial backer. A chubby, Puerto Rican man in a gray suit, smoking a thin cigar, steps forwards from the group, his forehead lined with droplets of sweat. Quinones wipes off some sweat from his brow and then quickly signs the paper. As Young verifies the signature, Quinones pulls out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket and places them on his face, stepping aside and eyeing the rest of the men with a certain air of distaste about him. Young: Very well… Next, I would like to call up Mr. Rob Black, representing Extreme Incorporated as their main financial backer. Black swipes back his ponytail and steps forwards, buffing his jacket. He smiles at Russo the whole time while signing the paper, never taking his eyes off of Vince. Young: Next, I call Mr. Mike Quackenbrush, representing Avenger-Men as their main financial backer and the group leader. Quackenbrush, in a clean yet not expensive suit steps forwards, quickly shaking hands with Young and thanking him before picking up the pen and briskly signing the paper. Quackenbrush then excuses himself and leaves the room. Young: Ah, next… The main financial backer of the SoCal Five, has not decided to grace us with their name, but has nonetheless left their signature with me to be placed on the agreement at a later date. Vince Russo suddenly frowns and steps forward from his position, looking straight at Brandon Young. Russo: Wait a second… Does this mean we won’t get to know whom we are sharing this promotion with? Young: You are free to read the signature if you so wish, Mr. Russo. Russo: Yeah, yeah, just give it to me! Russo grabs a paper handed out by Young and peers closely at it. After a moment, Russo draws his head back, looking at the paper in disbelief and then turning his face onto Young. Russo: But… This makes no sense! This is just… Child’s scribbling! Young: I beg you, Mr. Russo, to read closer. I am left with the impression that they left the signature like that on purpose. Russo peers closer to the paper before finally lifting it up and holding it against the light on the ceiling. After a moment, Russo apparently begins to see what’s written on the paper and starts reading it aloud. Russo: U… P… Up… Y… O… U… Up you… Russo suddenly stops and throws the paper back on the table. Rob Black has a hard time in trying not to laugh, but one man still standing behind Young’s chair is not that lucky. Dressed in black jeans, a sleeveless T-shirt advertising ”Detroit Beer City” and a bandanna, the man begins to laugh and point at Russo, doubling over and slapping his knees. Quinones merely shakes his head and dumps the ashes from his cigar on the table. Young looks first at Russo and then folds the paper back into his pocket, and then looks over his shoulder at the laughing man and sighs. Young: Up next, I would like to call Mr… ”Spyder” Nate Webb, representing Team Nonames as… Well… As their representative. Webb stops laughing long enough to walk around and sign the paper, but as soon as he turns towards Russo, he can’t hold it in and breaks out laughing again. Webb: Pffff, up yours… Webb walks away from Russo, who is getting extremely irritated and looks ready to leave any moment. Young merely shakes his head and peers at the list of names he has before speaking again. Young: And finally, I would like to call Mr. Kevin Steen, representing Canada’s Finest as the group leader. Steen steps forwards, throwing a murderous glance towards the leaving Nate Webb and then at Vince Russo before picking the pen out of Brandon Young’s hand and signing the paper, nearly pressing the pen through the agreement. Young looks up at Steen, shaken by his performance, but quickly regains his composure and folds the Declaration into a specially ornamented envelope. Young then places the Declaration into a drawer in his desk before turning back to the camera. Young: As an official member of the Board of Directors, I hereby acknowledge that the Declaration has been signed by all necessary parties, and hereby declare Project X officially underway! The camera then fades away and back to Russo and Gargulio. Russo’s cheerfulness is gone and he seems to be agitated by the footage, while Gargulio is smiling on the other hand, excited. Russo: I would just like to point out that I had no idea what the paper said, and therefore should not be held responsible for any things I might have said or done that… Gargulio: On top of the exciting bouts we are about to witness here tonight, we also have special treats for you as every group in Project X has this night and this night only to make themselves known to you, the audience, in any way they choose. So without any further ado, Project X is proud to present to you, Project: START! TEAM NONAMES INTRO VIDEO A black/white picture of an old wooden plaque pops on the screen, with the name ”Team Nonames” burned on the wood. Then, the picture switches to that of a home movie, with Nate Webb apparently holding the camera and staring straight at it. As the Webb on the screen begins to wave, we hear Webb speaking as a voiceover. Webb: Hey. My name is Nate Webb, but my friends call me ”Spyder”. It’s probably because I have long legs, but then again, it might be because I regularly spit web out of my mouth. A clip of Webb first eating a spiderweb and then trying to spit it out is played, with the end result of Webb nearly choking on the spider itself. Webb: Well, OK, I can’t spit web, but it would be cool if I could. On the screen, a duck followed by six ducklings is walking around a table, quacking merrily as they go. Webb: That’s my pet duck Snappy and her babies. I named her Snappy because she snapped at my fingers when we first met. I let her lay some eggs below my window last summer, and I fed her some bread. She didn’t like rye bread, though. This fall, she left with her little ducks, and that made me kinda sad I guess. Oh well, I still used the eggshells. A brief clip of Webb mixing up an omelet and then throwing the duck eggshells into the mix is shown, before it switches to a blond, well-built man sitting on a couch in a homemade ”Westmount ROCKS!” T-shirt and happily crunching away at the omelet. Webb: Oh, by the way, that’s Beef Wellington. He’s my friend, and my teammate. He’s also the only man I know who has wrestled a bear. A clip of Wellington putting a Headlock onto a guy in a bear suit is played, followed by a clip of the same bear-suited guy celebrating with a foot on Wellington’s chest, who’s completely laid out. Webb: He also likes to be slapped in the face, apparently, because that’s what he does every weekend. Clips of Wellington playing to different women at bars with an acoustic quitar are shown, followed by each woman slapping him on the cheek and leaving the table in turn. The view then changes back to the Webb living room where Wellington was eating egg shell omelet earlier, but this time two men in colorful costumes and masks are running around a coffee table chasing each other in a sped-up pace while a happy Western tune plays on the background. Webb: So, OK, these guys are like from Japan. The guy who looks like a pig is named Ebessan and the other is Kuishinbo Kamen, I think. I really don’t know why they’re doing that, but they usually do the weirdest things. The chase stops and Ebessan and Kamen run out of the room, and the view is replaced with that of an airport conveyor belt. Still faster than normal, it shows Ebessan and Kamen running on the belt like they were in a gym, occasionally hopping over oncoming bags like athletes. Finally, a large suitcase knocks Ebessan on his face, leaving Kamen jumping onto his back and flipping over to the belt, quickly carried away with Ebessan while airport security run past the screen to catch the duo. Webb: That’s where I found them, by the way, when they were detained at the airport for causing disturbance. I got them out and for some reason, they decided to stay at my place. I think it was a cool idea, especially because Kamen always hands out candy to me. A clip of Kamen standing in front of Webb’s house is shown, waving at the camera and holding an open bag full of candy towards the screen. The view then changes to an idyllic field, where a man in nothing but Speedo’s and white, fuzzy boots is sitting beneath a tree while an attractive girl is feeding him grapes and talking to him. Webb: That’s Jimmy Jacobs and his girlfriend Becky, by the way. Jimmy is known as the ”Barbaric Berzerker”, but he’s really a cool and funny guy. Suddenly, Jacobs and Becky seem to notice the camera, and while Becky waves and smiles at it, Jacobs suddenly gets a mad gleam in his eyes and jumps up. He begins to hold his right wrist in front of his face and yelling ”HUSS! HUSS!” repeatedly and moving towards the camera. At first, the camera merely takes steps back, but finally turns around and breaks into a run, only to be followed by ”HUSS!”-chants. Suddenly, the camera flies to the ground, showing only fuzzy boots stamping the ground beneath them and Nate Webb laid out in some bushes. Webb: I still got the bruises from that one. It wasn’t too much fun, I tell you. But Jimmy’s a nice guy, really. The view changes to that of a concert audience, all dressed in black and spikes. A violent-looking moshpit is going on straight in front of the camera, when suddenly a woman runs past the camera and jumps right in. In a few sped-up moments, the pit clears, leaving the woman standing lonely at the center of a widening circle, with a look of confusion on her face. Webb: That’s Precious Lucy. She is like the toughest woman I ever met, because she even beat me in Scrabble. Nobody beats me in Scrabble. I get so many points for ”WhirlyGig” its not even funny. Anyway, she’s really tough, but also really fun, and she can be really gentle at times. The view changes again, showing the couch in Webb’s living room, this time with Lucy holding Nate in a Headlock and giving him noogies alongside the head, smiling at the camera at the same time. Beef Wellington jumps onto the couch next to Lucy and wraps his arm around her shoulders, awarding him an elbow into the ribs. Jimmy Jacobs walks in, carrying Becky Bayless in his arms and stands behind the couch, while Ebessan and Kuishinbo Kamen slide out from nowhere to the front in identical, laying poses. The picture then flashes and becomes still, turning into a photo of the whole crew with ”Team Nonames” scribbled to the bottom right corner in red ink. Ebessan, Kuishinbo Kamen & Beef Wellington vs Kid Kamikaze, Damian Dion & Viking Vigneault The first ever Project X match fought pits Team Nonames against Canada’s Finest in a six-man tag bout. Beef Wellington and Kid Kamikaze started the match out, doing a series of holds and counterholds before tagging in Ebessan and Damian Dion, respectively. At first, it looked like the same series would be repeated, but then Ebessan began goofing off, breaking up the sequence with a slow-motion chop on Damian. Dion was baffled by the offense and just stood there as Ebessan delivered a flurry of slow motion chops, the crowd ”OOOH!”ing every one of them. Finally, Damian snapped out of it and Lariatted the crap out of Ebessan before quickly tagging in Viking Vigneault, fuming. Ebessan, holding his head, tagged in Kuishinbo Kamen, who went to offer Viking Vigneault some candy. The rather charming effort was rewarded with a not-so-charming Roaring Elbow from Viking, earning him a near fall as Beef Wellington managed to make the save. When Kamen finally realized that this wasn’t mere clowning, the pace of the match picked up. Still, Beef Wellington was left to do most of the work for his team, as opposed to the coherent unit of Kamikaze, Dion and Vigneault. In the end, Wellington managed to stun Damian Dion with a Grizzly Bear Press followed up immediately by The Asspunch, but Viking Vigneault and Kid Kamikaze broke up the count. As Kamikaze took Kamen down with the Playmate Of The Year and Vigneault gave Ebessan the Roaring Elbow, Damian recovered from the humiliating attack and let Wellington have it with a series of Ohtani Kicks in the corner, busting his lip open. Damian then picked Beef up and gave Wellington the White Man’s Burden, sealing the match for the Canadian team. After the bell rung, Kamen and Ebessan had to help Beef Wellington up, who was incoherent and holding his neck in pain. Unfortunately, after Ebessan and Kamen helped Beef on the ringside, they decided to try and give him a neck rub, which turned out to be a double-team nerve hold applied along the neck with a total of four clasping hands. Wellington ran to the back, screaming all the way with Ebessan and Kamen running after him like high-speed zombies, their hands stretched out in search for more necks to rub. WINNERS: Kid Kamikaze, Damian Dion & Viking Vigneault CANADA’S FINEST INTRODUCTION The view cuts backstage after the match, in front of a large Project X banner. Kid Kamikaze, Damian Dion and Viking Vigneault walk in to the scene, with Dion holding his ass and fuming the top of his head off. Dion: (SACRÉ ! Que cet idiot pensait-il ? Quel genre de lutte est celui ? Je jure au nom de mes pères et leurs pères, j'obtiendrai ma vengeance sur cet imbécile ! PERSONNE NE ME TOUCHE COMME CELA ! PERSONNE ! Je déchirerai ses boules au loin et les emploierai comme...) Viking manages to calm Damian down, and he slows down to mumbling under his breath while Kid Kamikaze pulls out a pocket mirror and starts fixing his hair. Damian throws a murderous glance at Kamikaze, but the expression melts away and is replaced by a solid mask of obedience as ”Mr. Wrestling” Kevin Steen, in full gear, walks to the scene, trailed by the rest of Canada’s Finest. Dion snaps on something resembling an attention, but Viking shakes it off of him and instead guides Damian to the sidelines, allowing Steen to take position at the center of the banner. Steen nods at each man in turn and then is handed a mic by Sexxxy Eddy. Steen: Good effort out there, I have to tell you. But in the future, your opponents won’t be clowns. Fools, yes, but nothing of the magnitude of those three. Do not let yourselves think that everyone will be like them. Kid Kamikaze looks like he is about to say something, but one look at The Green Phantom, The Arsenal and Damian Dion make him shut his mouth and instead start grooming his moustache. Steen gives Kamikaze a cursory glance before turning back towards the camera. Steen: What you just saw was a mere taste of what we, Canada’s Finest, are about to bring to you. We will be ignored no longer by you idiots ”South of the Border”, as we say. Instead, we are here to show you how easy it is for people of our caliber to dominate an entire army of lesser individuals, like yourselves. Tonight, you will witness three more such triumphs: The Green Phantom will show what ”hardcore wrestling” really means. Then, The Arsenal and Sexxxy Eddy will give you a glimpse of how a Canadian tag team operates. And finally, I will use my superior skills and abilities to put the captain of that cheap Asian jerkoff team to eternal rest in his first, and soon to be last, appearance. Steen hands the mic to The Arsenal, who has a wide, sick smile on his face, even though he is standing next to The Green Phantom who is just towering over Arsenal. Arsenal: You all better be prepared for a Grade A asskicking, because that’s what we are going to hand out tonight! Green Phantom here, I have fought him a couple of times, and let me tell you, he is the most hardcore man on the face of this Earth! There is nothing he won’t do to win a match, and if he has to break some skulls to get a victory tonight, so be it! Suddenly, Sexxxy Eddy grabs the mic from Arsenal and takes a step towards the camera, a mischievous look on his face. Eddy: That’s right, and after that, The Arsenal and the ”Sex XXXPress”, Sexxxy Eddy, will show you all just what tag team wrestling and handsome bodies are all about! I know Arsenal here is a tough guy, and me, hell, my cock and me, we can go on ALL NNNNIGHT LONG! Eddy grabs his groinal region with one hand and makes a thrust towards the camera before licking his lips and handing the mic back to Kevin Steen, who pats Eddy on the shoulder and then sombers up. Steen: So whatever the style you want, we got it covered: heavyweights, tag teams, lightweights, hardcore. We will not stop at anything, nor will we be stopped with anything. We are the future. We are the tomorrow. And the best part of this is… We are here today. Steen throws the mic to the ground and the team dissolves, with Eddy walking off with The Arsenal while making constant references to ”rockout with my cockout”. Johnny Stamboli & Shawn Stasiak vs Ryuji Ito & ”Crazy Monkey” Jun Kasai This match offers something truly unique from a Western fan’s point of view, as Ryuji Ito and Jun Kasai set out to confront the much larger Johnny ”The Bull” Stamboli and Shawn Stasiak. At the beginning, it’s all Stamboli and Stasiak, as they worked agressively over the much smaller Japanese men. Stasiak got an early near fall when he knocked down Ito with two Clotheslines and then hit his Fisherman’s Suplex, but Jun Kasai managed to make the save. Due to Stamboli and Stasiak’s cockiness, they tried to humiliate their opponents, which backfired as Ito Dropkicked Stasiak off the apron and slipped from the clutches of Stamboli to make the tag to Kasai. Kasai followed up with a huge Slingshot Elbowsmash onto Stamboli, knocking the big man off of his feet. Kasai went wild for the next few minutes, knocking Stamboli around with knees and elbows. Stamboli managed to avoid a Legdrop off of the middle rope and tag in Stasiak, who came in with authority and was immediately flattened by a Dropkick from Kasai. Ryuji Ito came in and the young Japanese team took control of Stasiak, finally knocking him out with a double-team DDT. While Ito climbed to the top rope, Kasai gave a Yakuza Kick to Stamboli on the apron that sent him flying against the guardrail on the floor. Kasai then climbed the top rope as well and pulled out his pilot goggles, putting them onto his head. Kasai and Ito raised their arms into the air and then Kasai Pearl Harbor Splashed the unlucky Stamboli while Ito connected with the Phoenix Splash onto Shawn Stasiak to seal the victory for Violence Gundan. The duo wasn’t that lucky, however, during the aftermath of the match, which saw Shawn Stasiak assault the ring again and beat down onto Ryuji Ito. Stasiak continuously assaulted the ribcage of Ito, and Jun Kasai wasn’t much of a help thanks to his dive to the outside and was easily dispatched by the raging Stasiak. Finally, Stasiak ended the brutal assault with a Planet Stasiak, and then finally Johnny Stamboli came in to drag Stasiak to the back to clear his head. WINNERS: Ryuji Ito & ”Crazy Monkey” Jun Kasai AVENGER-MEN INTRO VIDEO Generic superhero music plays on the background while a silhouette picture of six men in various poses pops up on the screen. As the music picks up, a black/white picture of ”King Of Diamonds” Eddie Kingston fills half of the screen while the other half has a clip playing of him locking on the Kondo Clutch on a fellow CHIKARA wrestler Icarus. The clip and the picture fly off the screen and are replaced by a similar picture of Jigsaw with him flying through the air with the Cancun Tornado Press. After Jigsaw, Reckless Youth fills the screen, arms crossed across the chest, and planting Ric Blade to the mat with a 2K Bomb. ”Your Hero and My Hero” Chris Hero is next, with a series of clips showing off his countless variations of the Cravate. ”Lightning” Mike Quackenbrush has a both moving picture and a move clip, with him checking his wrist tapes in the picture and then executing the Inazuma Special in the clip. Finally, Mr. ZERO’s face comes to the screen, with him filling a coffeepot in the clip. After the individual portraits, the whole of Avenger-Men are shown posing up on a drawn skyscraper, with wind making their hair and accessories wave in the air. A deep, male voice then starts speaking in an uplifting tone, not unlike a 60’s educational film. Narrator: They are a group of ordinary men on an extraordinary mission: to give the world the best wrestling it have ever seen. Consecutive clips of each member of the Avenger-Men hitting their own version of a Forearm are played. Narrator: With their exceptional abilities and a deep knowledge of what is wrong and right, the Avenger-Men are always ready to help the weak and needful. Clips of Jigsaw and Eddie Kingston mowing the lawn of a huge house while an old lady smiles happily on the background are followed by Reckless Youth saving a cat from a tree and handing it to a little girl, Chris Hero going through an obstacle course with a bunch of little boys, Mike Quackenbrush helping a bunch of schoolkids do some math problems and finally Mr. ZERO brewing coffee for a huge line of homeless people. Narrator: Ah, yes, a true Hero’s work is never done. But these men do try. And thanks to them, the world is just a bit better of a place to live in. Finally, a picture of the whole group standing on the same skyscraper is shown, with a banner saying ”AVENGER-MEN” waving in the wind behind them. ”Spyder” Nate Webb vs The Green Phantom vs ”Vicious” Vic Grimes vs Bad Boy Hido – Falls Count Anywhere Match The first ever hardcore match (even though Jun Kasai gave the crowd a taste of it in the last match) marched out the fringe sport to the eyes of the larger masses. When The Green Phantom came out to the brutal riffs of ”Army Of Me” by Chimaira, brandishing two skateboards with the wheels and trucks replaced with lighttubes, the crowd began to get the idea of what was to come. The match started out slowly, with each man slugging it out, until Bad Boy Hido took Nate Webb to the crowd, leaving the ring for Phantom and Vic Grimes. The big men punched each other like there was no tomorrow, with Phantom busting Grimes open with his own pizza cutter and Grimes slamming some hard trash can shots to Phantom’s head. Outside, Webb managed to hit a Moonsault off of the ring apron and onto Hido, who was laid out on the floor, but Hido later retaliated by first flinging Webb into a row of chairs and then hitting a Tiger Driver onto a bunch of folded chairs on the floor. After some pointless brawling, all the four men got back into the ring, and finally ended as Phantom and Hido knocking each other out of the ring. Webb managed to hit the Nebraskan Tumbleweed on Vic Grimes, before grabbing a chair and heading onto the top rope. As Webb went for the ChairSault, Green Phantom managed to pull Grimes out of the way, leaving Webb crashing to the mat. Phantom then took advantage of the Spyder’s momentary confusion and dropped him onto his head with the Phantom Menace, garnering a nice pop from the crowd for the brutal move. Unfortunately for Green Phantom, Bad Boy Hido had gotten his hands onto one of Phantom’s skateboards, which he promptly broke over Phantom’s head, breaking up the count. Just as Hido was about to cover the limp Webb, Vic Grimes blindsided him with a hard chairshot and then flipped Hido up into the Piledriver position, stepping over his arms and driving him chest-first onto the second lighttube skateboard with the Victimizer 3.0. Grimes then rolled up Hido and the ref made the three count in this brutal match for the Extreme Incorporated. The aftermath of the match saw Project X staff members come out and help Bad Boy Hido, The Green Phantom and Nate Webb out of the ring, with Hido suffering some cuts to his chest region while Phantom was obviously busted up around his head. Webb was seemingly dazed from the Phantom Menace he received earlier and had to be half carried out, while the others staggered out more or less on their own feet. WINNER: ”Vicious” Vic Grimes MR. QUINONES IS UPSET After the match, it’s back to the backstage area of RexPlex. Bad Boy Hido is kneeling on the floor, his face a mask of pain as he holds his bleeding chest with his hands. Behind him stands the rest of Violence Gundan, looking at Hido with expressionless faces, although Ryuji Ito’s body is still all tensed up and he is holding his ribs with one of his hands. Victor Quinones, sweaty as ever and smoking a thin cigar, steps forward and stands just behind Hido, looking down onto him. A look of frustration and anger has taken over Victor’s features, and his hands tremble as he removes the cigar from his lips. Quinones: You imbecile! How could you let that happen? How could you let yourself be assaulted like that? YOU IDIOT! Just as we get the night off to a good start, you go and spoil it up! That fat bastard was no match for you, and yet you lost! NOBODY in that match was a threat to you! This is the reward I get for hauling your ass over from Japan? Quinones leaves the question hanging in the air and takes a deep breath from his cigar while Hido tries to steady his breath, with tears trickling down his face. Quinones steps aside and nods to Mitsuhiro Matsunaga, who steps forwards with a Kendo stick in his hands. Quinones then turns to the camera, finishing his cigar and flicking it down to the floor. Quinones: The Violence Gundan does not accept defeat. I do not accept defeat. I did not invest my savings into this carnival crap to get beaten, and I did not fly some of the finest Japanese wrestlers in the world over to the US to have them be beaten. Tonight, so far, you have witnessed both a triumph and a humiliating defeat for my little army. But I promise, from now on, there will be no defeats. I command a disciplined, motivated fighting force, a team fit to take on anybody. And this is how I ensure it: Mr. Matsunaga, whenever you’re ready. Matsunaga nods on the background and unleashes a ferocious blow from the stick into the shoulders of Bad Boy Hido, who jerks forwards onto his hands and knees. Matsunaga waits until Hido gets back into the kneeling position and then hits him again, even harder this time, again throwing him on the ground. Quinones shakes his head and then begins to fish a second cigar out of his pockets while Genki Horiguchi and Susumu Yokosuka slip away to prepare for their match. ”Barbaric Berzerker” Jimmy Jacobs & Precious Lucy vs Mexico’s Most Wanted vs ”One Man War” The Arsenal & ”Sex XXXPress” Sexxxy Eddy vs Sean O’Haire & Chuck Palumbo vs Scorpio Sky & Rising Son vs Genki Horiguchi & Susumu Yokosuka vs Jigsaw & ”King Of Hearts” Eddie Kingston – Tag Team Scramble Elimination Match Probably one of the most ambitious matchups ever planned in wrestling, this huge 7-team tag team elimination match filled the crowd with anticipation during the entrances, with the teams of Sean O’Haire & Chuck Palumbo and Mexico’s Most Wanted getting the biggest pops. Finally, after minutes of stalling and taunting, Sexxxy Eddy and Jigsaw started the match out with a nice technical wrestling sequence of Hammerlocks and such, ending with Eddy Arm Dragging Jigsaw out of the ring. However, Eddie Kingston jumped over the ropes and straight into an Armwringer onto Eddy, continuing the sequence in one fluid motion. After a few holds, it was Eddy’s turn to fly out of the ring, and this time Damien 666 took Eddy’s place in the technical hold marathon. The chain finally broke after The Arsenal, Precious Lucy, Scorpio Sky and Susumu Yokosuka when Yokosuka executed a Fireman’s Carry Takeover onto Scorpio Sky, only to get a big boot from Chuck Palumbo. The team of O’Haire and Palumbo dominated the ring for a while before Rising Son went overboard with a Springboard Somersault onto Chuck Palumbo, leaving Sean O’Haire open for a double-team takedown from Genki Horiguchi and Susumu Yokosuka. The match continued as a fast-paced spotfest, with each team getting a small go as the dominating one in the ring before eventually being overthrown by the next one. The first elimination saw Jigsaw hit the Shining Enziguiri onto Chuck Palumbo and go for the pin, but when he went for the cover, Precious Lucy flew in with a Top Rope Splash to break it up. Before any of the three wrestlers could get out of the way, Sexxxy Eddy followed by Rising Son added to the pile with their own aerial moves, and the final hit was Sean O’Haire’s Seanton Bomb onto the whole carwreck of wrestlers, squashing Jigsaw underneath and letting the battered Palumbo cover him for the pinfall once the pile cleared up. After the elimination, Mexico’s Most Wanted dominated for a while as they wisely had kept away from the huge pile-up and retained their full strength. However, when they placed Palumbo into the Aztec Pyramid, they left themselves wide open for a quick offense from the Japanese duo of Horiguchi and Yokosuka. In turn, they were beset by The Arsenal, who fought like man possessed, bloodying Genki Horiguchi with a busted eyebrow and forcing all four out of the ring. Sean O’Haire stepped in to take care of the one-man army, but he too was stunned by The Arsenal, who utilized the whole of his body as a weapon against the larger O’Haire. Eventually, The Arsenal began to tire out, and was overpowered by O’Haire. Sexxxy Eddy entered the ring as well, but was cut off by Precious Lucy (part was due to Lucy’s body, which caught Eddy’s attention, and part was a huge right hook which caught Eddy’s chin) The exhausted Arsenal was grabbed by O’Haire, who maneuvered Arsenal onto his back and Crucifix Powerbombed Arsenal while Precious Lucy gave the stunned Eddy a Minchinoku Driver II, both O’Haire and Lucy cradling the legs of their targets for the pinfall and the elimination of the Canadian team. With two teams eliminated, the ring cleared up considerably, leading up to less forced ringside brawling and taunting and more actual in-ring action. The Team Nonames duo of Precious Lucy and Jimmy Jacobs were played out strong in the next few parts following Lucy’s elimination of Sexxxy Eddy, and they came close to getting rid of another team as Jacobs Berzerker Booted the unsuspecting Susumu Yokosuka into the back of the head and Precious Lucy followed up with another Top Rope Splash, but Yokosuka’s partner Horiguchi managed to break it up. Horiguchi was double teamed up to the point where Rising Son and Scorpio Sky made their return to the match, Rising Son using the devastating PAIN maneuver to crash Precious Lucy on her neck and Scorpio Sky scoring with a Cross Body Press onto Jimmy Jacobs. The California duo continued their offense, concentrating on double-teaming Lucy, before Sean O’Haire burst into the ring and manhandled anyone in his way. In the end, O’Haire caught an attempted Berzerker Boot from Jimmy Jacobs and then proceeded to give Jacobs the Final Answer. As O’Haire descended upon the Cali duo of Sky and Son, Mexico’s Most Wanted slipped into the ring, caught the disoriented Jacobs and proceeded to nail a Spike Powerbomb on him for the elimination. The four teams left-situation saw both Mexico’s Most Wanted and the team of Horiguchi & Yokosuka to go after Chuck Palumbo, who had been left considerably weakened in the earlier parts of the match. MMW were looking to get another Aztec Pyramid going on, but were thwarted by Rising Son who again demonstrated his willingness to sacrifice himself by hitting a huge Moonsault off of the top rope onto the Mexican team. Scorpio Sky fought the Japanese duo, up to the point where Yokosuka managed to blindside him with a Dropkick that sent him off-balance. Sky responded with a Flipping Dropkick of his own, but even his Totally Awesome Dropkick wasn’t enough as Yokosuka bounced back right after Genki Horiguchi nailed Sky in the back of the head with an Elbow. Moments later, Yokosuka drilled Scorpio Sky into the mat with the FFF and covered him for the elimination. With three teams left, the match really heated up, as Chuck Palumbo joined alongside his partner to kick some ass for the next minutes. The duo from the World Champions dominated the ring completely, and even the cheating ways of Mexico’s Most Wanted didn’t hold under the relentless assault. Palumbo hit the Chuck Deluxe on Halloween, but Damien 666 pulled his partner out of the way of a Jungle Kick and then served up a Low Blow for Palumbo, but was apprehended and warned by the referee for the trick. Grumbling, Damien turned around, straight into a near-decapitation Clothesline from O’Haire for a near fall. Showcasing an amazing amount of common sense, Damien rolled out of the ring, leaving Yokosuka and Horiguchi to fend off Palumbo and O’Haire on their own. Genki Horiguchi actually managed to give Sean O’Haire a run for his money, and through a series of clever counterholds and fakes he managed to trip O’Haire up, and then he had the bigger man set up in the GH Lock in no time. However, Susumu Yokosuka wasn’t as lucky, as O’Haire managed to overpower him and nail the Crucifix Powerbomb for a pinfall. Horiguchi kept the GH Lock on Palumbo, who tapped shortly after O’Haire covered Yokosuka, but the referee ruled that the submission wasn’t legal as Horiguchi and Yokosuka were already eliminated. Disgusted, “Genkimania” lost his cool and spat in the referee’s face, before being escorted out of the arena alongside his partner. Mexico’s Most Wanted looked like the dominating team for the last stretch of the match, as Chuck Palumbo had been heavily stretched out and this left most of the burden on the shoulders of Sean O’Haire, again. O’Haire began showing signs of slowing down, and the dastardly Mexicans used this to their advantage, hitting O’Haire hard and fast. The match was nearly over when Halloween gave O’Haire a Springboard Missile Dropkick straight into a Schoolboy rollup from Damien 666, but miraculously O’Haire kicked out. Damien 666 grabbed O’Haire’s legs and tried to go for the Montezuma’s Revenge, but as Halloween bounced off the ropes for the Dropkick, Chuck Palumbo made a return and hit the Jungle Kick squarely into Halloween’s face, sending him out of the ring. O’Haire managed to kick Damien 666 off, and the painted luchadore was shortly afterwards grabbed by Chuck Palumbo and planted with a Chuck Deluxe. Sean O’Haire climbed to the top rope and Palumbo then lifted Damien up to O’Haire, who proceeded to maneuver Damien onto his back and plant the unlucky fellow with a Top Rope Crucifix Powerbomb for the final elimination. After the match, O’Haire and Palumbo spent a few moments celebrating in the ring, while Halloween led the dazed Damien 666 backstage while spewing curses towards the winning duo in Spanish. WINNERS: Sean O’Haire & Chuck Palumbo TRIUMPH The view switches to the World Champions locker room, where Vince Russo is seen conversing with Mike Awesome. Awesome has a dry smile on his face, while Russo seems to be grinning in an almost conspiratorial way. Awesome: So, Vince, is HE here tonight? Russo: No, and that’s the beauty of it. He won’t be here for another three months, until he’s ready. Let the others scratch their heads and gather information! They won’t find out who it is in a million years. And when we finally drop the bomb on them, they will be in for the shock of their lives. Awesome smiles even wider and slaps Russo on the back, knocking him forwards a step or two but neither men sees to notice this as Russo straightens up and laughs. Awesome: I got to tell you, Vince… I love it. I absolutely love it. Russo: And you will love it even more once we get the wheel rolling. Tonight, you’ll be facing Supreme. Now, I know that he calls himself the “Human Horror Film”… But who is scared of horror films? 15-year-old kids and middle-aged housewives! But look at you! You’re Mike Awesome, former ECW World Heavyweight Champion! You’ve went toe-to-toe and face-to-face with some of the best in this business, and usually you’ve Awesome Bombed them through a table in the process! What’s a little butterball like Supreme to you? Awesome listens to Russo’s praise and his chest visibly swells before he nods in agreement. Awesome lays his arm over Russo’s shoulders and lets out a hearty laugh, shaking Russo under his arm. Awesome: Hah, Vince, you always had a way with your words. You’re right. What IS Supreme to me? He is nothing. Absolutely nothing. Tonight, I will step in that ring… And I will Awesome Bomb Supreme through a table. Just like I did to Masato Tanaka, just like I did to Tazz, just like I did to pretty much everyone who has stood in my way! And tonight will be no different. Russo: Good. Now, Mike… Russo is cut off by the locker room door flying open with a loud bang. Both Russo and Awesome turn to the door just as Johnny Stamboli and Shawn Stasiak lead Chuck Palumbo and Sean O’Haire into the room, who look tired from their match but are smiling nonetheless. General merriment and hoopla ensues, with shoulders being slapped, hands being shook and laughter and “Congratulations!” flying in every possible direction. As the scene calms down, Vince Russo steps up and shakes both O’Haire and Palumbo’s hand, smiling widely. Russo: Good job there, Sean and Chuck. I knew I could trust you to bring the goods, and by Gods did you bring them! You defeated six other teams, outlasted them all to conquer that Tag Scramble match! Some might wonder, were you ALWAYS this good? O’Haire and Palumbo frown at this comment, not sure whether or not it’s a compliment or something else, but Russo’s smile give him away and O‘Haire begins to laugh. Russo: Of course you were! ALL of you were this before! But because of one reason or another, you were put beneath those less talented than you. And you were WASTED away while you could have been at the top of the world! All of you! All the men in the room nod in agreement and mutter something on the lines of “Yeah that’s right.” Russo: But not anymore! Those days are over! No more prejudice, no more mistreatment, no more seeing championships, the championships YOU would have deserved, going to people who have no right to hold them. This is Project X, gentlemen, and you… You are my World Champions. The world is wide open, guys… Now go out and conquer it. The locker room breaks out in cheering and more slapping and shaking ensues. The camera fades away with the World Champions celebrating the success of O’Haire and Palumbo by bringing out a few frosted beverages and passing them around. SOCAL FIVE INTRO VIDEO The screen is black and no sound can be heard. Then, a sound clip of a crowd chanting “RISING SON! RISING SON!” replaces the silence, and a clip of Rising Son hitting his Swanton Bomb off the top rope and onto a bunch of other wrestlers on the outside is shown. The clip fades away into Scorpio Sky hitting his partner Quicksilver with a Diamond Cutter and then rolling it back into a Dragon Sleeper, with the crowd chanting “Let’s Go Scorpio!” on the background. The chant is replaced by “DISCO! *clapclapclap* DISCO! *clapclapclap*” as Disco Machine dances on the screen followed with him hitting the Studio Fifty Flip on Scorpio Sky. “EX-CALI-BUR! EX-CALI-BUR!” is the next chant of choice, showcasing the black-and-white luchadore and his Tiger Driver ’98 on a variety of opponents. Finally, the screen goes black for a moment, and the chants of “SU-PER DRA-GON! *clap clap clapclapclap*” fill the audio side of things as the captain of the SoCal Five is shown executing a variety of moves, including the Curb Stomp, the U.F.O, a Top Rope Double Foot Stomp, and finally as the chants fade into “PSY-CHO DRI-VER! *clap clap clapclapclap*”, a variety of wrestlers get to eat both the Psycho Driver and the Psycho Driver II. Finally, the chanting dies, and the words “SoCal” appear in front of a big 5 before fading into black. ”Lightning” Mike Quackenbrush, Chris Hero & Reckless Youth vs Super Dragon, Excalibur & Disco Machine Reckless Youth and Disco Machine started this what many were calling a dream come true. Youth was working extremely aggressively, wailing away at Machine with chops and forearms in the beginning. However, Reckless Youth was still suffering from ring rust, which became apparent once he fell to a simple counter from Machine and was then double-teamed by Disco Machine and Excalibur. An early near fall resulted when Excalibur Drop Toe Holded Youth into a Facebuster from Disco Machine, but Reckless Youth managed to get away from the clutches of Excalibur and tag Chris Hero in. Hero and Excalibur spent the next few minutes trying to outwrestle each other, ending with Hero easily twisting Excalibur in and out of any hold he wanted. Chris Hero managed to nail a Cravate Russian Legsweep on Excalibur, but Excalibur managed to kick out and mount some kind of a comeback. Hero dodged the Minnesota Lariat from Excalibur and then took him down with a Release German Suplex, and Excalibur bailed out of the ring, leaving Super Dragon to take his place. However, Dragon didn’t move anywhere from his corner until Hero walked up to his and tagged in “Lightning” Mike Quackenbrush, leading into a battle of the captains. Quackenbrush and Dragon went through a sequence that was heavy on Arm Drags and other lucha libre tricks, until Dragon stopped the Avenger-Men captain dead in his tracks with a blistering chop. Super Dragon dominated Quackenbrush with brutal strikes, until he went for his trademark Violence Party in the corner, during which Chris Hero and Reckless Youth had enough and entered the ring to break up the beating. As a response, Disco Machine and Excalibur entered the ring as well, and the two quickly went at it. A memorable spot saw Quackenbrush grab a Side Headlock on Super Dragon, followed with Excalibur grabbing a Side Headlock on Quackenbrush, then Hero Headlocking Excalibur followed by Machine Headlocking Hero. Finally, Reckless Youth grabbed Disco Machine in a Side Headlock and gave him a Bulldog, resulting in all the previous Headlocks ending in a Bulldog as well! The final moments of the match were a big spotfest, with the wrestlers nailing their signature moves left and right. Finally, after Reckless Youth went for the Youth Movement, Excalibur dodged out of the way and gave Super Dragon the room to hoist Youth up and nail him with the Psycho Driver for the pinfall. Post-match, Super Dragon and Excalibur continued to beat down onto Reckless Youth, until Mike Quackenbrush dropped Dragon with a Springboard Missile Dropkick and Chris Hero gave Excalibur the Hero’s Welcome. It looked like a six-man brawl was about to erupt, but then Quackenbrush ordered his troops to withdraw, and then left with Hero carrying Youth to the back while Disco Machine and Excalibur continued to yell threats at the three, and Super Dragon standing silently on the top rope while giving the Avenger-Men the finger. ”Mr. Wrestling” Kevin Steen vs Ryuji Yamakawa From the entrances, it was clear that the meeting between the captains of Canada’s Finest and the Violence Gundan was going to be a harsh one. Yamakawa made his entrance first, garnering no reaction for ZZ Top’s “Sharply Dressed Man”, but he did get some respect for his teeth… or the lack thereof. Kevin Steen, however, appeared with Drowning Pool’s “Tear Away”, and was looking like he was ready to tear away into Ryuji Yamakawa. The two didn’t exchange threats or anything before bell, but as soon as the bell was rung, Yamakawa and Steen launched into each other with reckless fury. The two captains traded vicious chops in the middle of the ring, with neither man backing down in the lengthy exchange. Finally, a blow from Yamakawa sent Steen to the corner to catch his breath, but as the camera zoomed in, it caught Yamakawa slumping to his knees with his chest literally bleeding from the furious assault. The match continued on a similar key, with the men going through a similar exchange of Elbows and then Clotheslines, before Yamakawa managed to take the fight on the floor. Outside of the ring, the pace continued as hectic as ever, with both men absorbing large amounts of punishment from the guard rails and the ring posts. The edge shifted over to Yamakawa, however, as he managed to Superkick Steen out of nowhere and catch the Canadian captain in the chin with the sole of his foot. Back in the ring, Ryuji Yamakawa continued to press on the advantage, nailing three rapid-fire Legdrops to the neck of Kevin Steen for a two count. Yamakawa kept working on Steen’s neck with a Camel Clutch and a Surfboard Hold, but Mr. Wrestling managed finally to fight out of the hold and nail a big Dropkick onto Yamakawa. Steen went for the Package Piledriver early on, but Ryuji Yamakawa managed to wriggle free of the hold and then turn it into a DDT for another two count. Yamakawa was still trying to damage Kevin Steen’s neck further, but the Canadian fought through the pain and began dishing out some serious damage to Ryuji Yamakawa. Steen hit two Lariats in a row and then brought Yamakawa up for a Powerbomb. Instead of a normal Powerbomb, however, Steen locked his arms around Yamakawa’s neck and then nailed the Steenalizer, sending the Violence Gundan captain onto his neck with a sickening thud. However, Steen’s ego got the better of him, and instead of covering he went up top. As Kevin Steen came off with a beautiful Moonsault, Ryuji Yamakawa rolled out of the way and let Steen crash to the mat. After a moment of lying low, Yamakawa got up and set Steen for the Reverse Tiger Driver, but instead of following with the move Steen lifted Yamakawa up and maneuvered him onto his own back. Yamakawa didn’t have time to react, as Kevin Steen suddenly brought him down onto his neck again with the Go Home Driver and covered Yamakawa for the three count. After the match was over, Kevin Steen was about to attack Ryuji Yamakawa again, but then decided otherwise and left Yamakawa laid out in the ring. After a while, Yamakawa got up and walked backstage, hanging his head low in shame. HUMAN HORROR FILMS – RATED R The camera view cuts to the backstage, to a locker room where “The Human Horror Film” Supreme is sitting on a chair, taping his elbowpads in place. When he’s finished, he looks up at the camera and smiles evilly, scratching the side of his nose before straightening up on his chair. Supreme: Now, in a moment, I’m gonna walk out there. “Living Dead Girl”’s gonna play, and then I’ll come out and face Mike Awesome. Now, Mike, I don’t mean this with any disrespect or anything, but let me tell you something… Mike, you are a bitch. That’s right. You are a bitch, Mike Awesome! A bitch for Vince Russo, a bitch for Masato Tanaka, and generally for anyone who happens to be behind you when you bend over! Look, Mike, I hear your threats out there, somewhere. You’re gonna Awesome Bomb me through a table, is that right? I’d like to see you try. I got some precautions in case you actually want to try. Supreme laughs heartily and taps his formidable abdominal region before he stands up and grabs the chair, folding it up. Supreme: Mike Awesome, several years ago, Rob Black called you to come to the XPW. He invited you to join the fastest-growing promotion in the country. And what did you do? You refused Black’s offer! You were SCARED, that’s what you were! You act like I’m nothing to you, like I’m just some other skinny punk you could beat into submission. I’m far from that. Your bitch daddy Vince Russo claims that only 15-year-old kids and housewives are scared of horror films. I guess, in that case, that I’ll just have to beat the fear into you. We’ll see if you’re really awesome like your name implies, of you indeed are a bitch. Let’s see you survive a real-life, 100% hardcore “Human Horror Film”, Mike. Let’s see you run. Supreme suddenly smacks himself in the head with the chair with considerable force, but he doesn’t seem to be even fazed by the blow. Supreme throws the chair against the wall and smiles at the camera before walking out. ”Human Horror Film” Supreme vs Mike Awesome The atmosphere in the RexPlex was growing more and more excited by the moment as the event rolled around to the main event. Rob Zombie’s “Living Dead Girl” brought Supreme out, and a portion of the crowd, hungry for more violence, rose up to greet the Human Horror Film. However, the reaction Supreme got was dwarfed by what Mike Awesome was showered with, as he strutted out to the tune of Metallica’s “Sad But True”. The New Jersey crowd welcomed the former ECW champion to their midst warmly, and the smile on Awesome’s face was genuine as he set out against Supreme. The beginning of the match put Awesome’s strength against Supremes bulk, as Awesome threw some punches and Clotheslines at Supreme but didn’t even manage to budge the rotund grappler. Finally cutting Supreme down to size with a heavy kick to the head, Awesome then went to work on Supremes legs to further hamper the big man, but was kicked off and the fight evened out once again. Supreme fought dirty, dishing out sucker punches by the dozen and going after the face of Mike Awesome every chance he got, aimed on busting him open. He finally reached his goal when he repeatedly Headbutted Awesome in the face and then opened his forehead by biting it, awarding him a warning as well as the red color he wanted. Using Awesome’s limited vision to his advantage, Supreme began to mount an offense, scoring with a Fallaway Slam on Awesome for a two count. Supreme went for a Piledriver, but Mike Awesome managed to block it, only to get kneed in the head followed with a Running Elbowdrop for a two count as well. Awesome fled to the ringside to get his eyes clear of the blood, but Supreme followed suit and stopped Mike Awesome just as he was pulling out a table from under the ring. The Human Horror Film continued by smacking a fan’s beer can against the head of Awesome and then rolling him back into the ring. Supreme began taunting Awesome and invited him to try and give him the Awesome Bomb, and Awesome answered with punches that had little effect on the behemoth. Then, out of nowhere, Mike Awesome reared back and hit Supreme square in the forehead, knocking him off his feet with a single punch. The stunned Supreme couldn’t even react as Awesome lifted him up and pounded on his forehead until one of Supremes old scars opened up and began to bleed, coloring Supremes forehead red as well. Awesome knocked Supreme down with a Clothesline and then went to the top rope, hitting a Diving Headbutt onto Supreme before lifting him up. Mike Awesome played to the crowd, getting them solidly behind him before he brought Supreme up in an amazing show of strength and Awesome Bombed him in the middle of the ring. Awesome covered Supreme and got the three count, with the crowd exploding in cheers for Awesome. Mike Awesome’s cheer was short-lived, though, as the Extreme Incorporated troops ran to the ring, spearheaded by “Vicious” Vic Grimes. Awesome caught Altar Boy Luke as he was entering the ring and Press Slammed him out of the ring and into the rows of fans, but Grimes and the Mexico’s Most Wanted overcame Awesome and began putting the boots on him. As Damien 666 set the table up on the ringside, Grimes and Halloween helped Awesome on the apron followed by Supreme, who put Awesome’s head between his legs to Powerbomb him. However, they were stopped by the World Champions, as O’Haire, Palumbo, Stasiak and Stamboli rushed to the help of their acting captain and fought the Extreme Inc. off. Outmanned three to four, Grimes and the MMW escaped to the entranceway, allowing Mike Awesome to punch Supreme and then lift him up, Powerbombing him off the apron and through the table set on the ringside. The show ended with Vince Russo walking to the ring and raising Awesome’s hand in victory, with the Extreme Incorporated standing in the entranceway with their broken captain and shouting abuse at the victors. |
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| Bushmeister | Mar 14 2005, 21:54 Post #9 |
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Ja huhhuh. Bigass-postaus. Jos nyt tassa vaikka jarjestaisi noita oikeinveikkaajia tai jotain: Intiaani: 4 oikeaa arvausta grandpa: 4 oikeaa arvausta Geas: 3 oikeaa arvausta Beast: 1 oikea arvaus Blackout: 1 oikea arvaus Ja seuraavaa cardia: PROJECT: CONTINUATION Saturday 12th of February 2005 Jigsaw vs Kid Kamikaze vs ”Barbaric Berzerker” Jimmy Jacobs vs Scorpio Sky vs Ryuji Ito vs Altar Boy Luke ”Spyder” Nate Webb vs ”One Man War” The Arsenal Tag Mayhem Qualifier: Eddie Kingston & Reckless Youth vs Disco Machine & Rising Son Tag Mayhem Qualifier: Damian Dion & Viking Vigneault vs Bad Boy Hido & ”Crazy Monkey” Jun Kasai Chris Hero & ”Lightning” Mike Quackenbrush vs Excalibur & Super Dragon ”Sex XXXPress” Sexxxy Eddy vs Precious Lucy Genki Horiguchi vs Sean O’Haire ”Rock Superstar” Kaos vs Mike Awesome Yarr. |
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| Intiaani | Mar 15 2005, 16:55 Post #10 |
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Ensimmäinen show oli jo todella hyvä, kuten jo eilen sanoinkin. Se sisälsi pari hyvää juttua ja lyhyiksi jätetyt matsit olivat todella mukavia lukea. Rakenne tuntuu olevan kunnossa, ja tästä syntyy ilman muuta klassikko, jos jaksat jatkaa tätä. Odotan innolla tarinan etenemistä. Tässä seuraavan cardin veikkaukset: Jigsaw vs Kid Kamikaze vs ”Barbaric Berzerker” Jimmy Jacobs vs Scorpio Sky vs Ryuji Ito vs Altar Boy Luke Aika antaa So Call -painijalle (:rolleyes:) voitto. ”Spyder” Nate Webb vs "One Man War” The Arsenal Taitaa tämä Arsenal olla Bushin personal favoritteja... veisi, ellei vastustajanaan olisi Nate Webbiä. Tag Mayhem Qualifier: Eddie Kingston & Reckless Youth vs Disco Machine & Rising Son Avenger-Men hoitelee eteläkalifornialaisten friikkien olkapäät mattoon kolmen sekunnin ajaksi. Näin maailma on taas vähän parempi paikka. Tag Mayhem Qualifier: Damian Dion & Viking Vigneault vs Bad Boy Hido & ”Crazy Monkey” Jun Kasai Canada's Finest näyttää mihin pystyy. Steenin ego pursuaa entisestään ja Quinones alkaa jo todella ärsyyntyä suojatteihinsa. Chris Hero & ”Lightning” Mike Quackenbrush vs Excalibur & Super Dragon Avenger-Men hoitelee eteläkalifornialaisten friikkien olkapäät mattoon kolmen sekunnin ajaksi. Näin maailma on TAAS vähän parempi paikka. ”Sex XXXPress” Sexxxy Eddy vs Precious Lucy Lucy vie jollain konstilla. Genki Horiguchi vs Sean O’Haire O'Haire osoittaa, että on voimassa ylivoimainen. ”Rock Superstar” Kaos vs Mike Awesome Näyttää siltä että Awesomen putki ei mene nyt ihan heti rikki. Tarvitaan jotain järeämpää kuin Kaos, jos kerran Supremekin kaatui. |
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| trancendancy | Mar 16 2005, 17:33 Post #11 |
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Tätä tulikin jo ihan urakalla odotettua. Loistavaa tekstiä loihdit, Bush, jälleen kerran. Ja weikhaustah~! tuleepi tässä: Jigsaw vs Kid Kamikaze vs ”Barbaric Berzerker” Jimmy Jacobs vs Scorpio Sky vs Ryuji Ito vs Altar Boy Luke - SoCal power! Scorpio Sky vie tämän huolimatta Iton ja muiden kovasta vastuksesta. ”Spyder” Nate Webb vs ”One Man War” The Arsenal - Arsenal vie DVD2K4:lla. Kirjoitetaanhan se noin? Tag Mayhem Qualifier: Eddie Kingston & Reckless Youth vs Disco Machine & Rising Son - SoCal power! Part 2. Tag Mayhem Qualifier: Damian Dion & Viking Vigneault vs Bad Boy Hido & ”Crazy Monkey” Jun Kasai - Tähän on vaikea sanoa mitään. katsotaan mitä tapahtuu Chris Hero & ”Lightning” Mike Quackenbrush vs Excalibur & Super Dragon - Tämä dream team voittaa. Varmasti. Muuten syön hattuni. ”Sex XXXPress” Sexxxy Eddy vs Precious Lucy - Tämän heitän hüümorilla, vaikka on Precious Lucysta ole kuullutkaan muuten kuin EWR:n yhteydessä. Genki Horiguchi vs Sean O’Haire - Sean O'Haire on liian kova jätkä hävitäkseen tämän. ”Rock Superstar” Kaos vs Mike Awesome - Vaikka uskon kovasti Kaoksen voittoon, veikkaan silti Awesomea. |
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| Moonlight | May 3 2005, 17:40 Post #12 |
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Oletko kirjoittamassa lisää, Bush? Tätä kun luki, niin hyvältä näytti. Tietenkin jos seuraava jakso on työn alla, sitä odottelee innolla, koska hiljaa hyvää tulee...:) :P |
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| Intiaani | May 3 2005, 18:07 Post #13 |
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Nämä kyselyt on syytä jättää pois. Sitä tulee lisää jos tulee. Eikä Bush ole minun tietääkseni tätä lopettamassa. Kaikki vain eivät ole yhtä kärkeäväisiä kuin toiset. Sitä paitsi laatu korvaa määrän; voisiko sanoa että Bush on tämän boardin ainoa maailmanluokan ammattilainen. B) |
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| Bushmeister | Jun 2 2005, 19:51 Post #14 |
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Joo, ajanpuutteen vuoksi tama diary lakkautetaan nyt. . .. ... Se on loppu nyt. Menkaa kotio jo. Olkaa sitten itsepaisia. [size=5]PROJECT: CONTINUATION (DVD Version)[/size] The RexPlex, Elizabeth, New Jersey / 12th of February 2005 We again open up with Vince Russo and Eric Gargulio standing in front of an image of the RexPlex center. This time, both men are dressed up more casually, with Gargulio wearing his T-shirt and jeans while Russo is covered with a leather jacket, and wears a “World Champions”-shirt underneath. Gargulio: Wrestling fans everywhere, welcome to another night of excellent wrestling here at the RexPlex in Elizabeth, New Jersey! I am Eric Gargulio, and standing next to me… Russo: Vince Russo himself! Ha ha! You know, Eric, for some reason, I am in a VERY good mood tonight. An excellent mood, you might say. Gargulio: Yes, Vince, I can believe that, but about tonight… After a huge start with Project: START, Project X is proud to present Project: Continuation! And like our debut, tonight will also feature many interesting matchups, some stemming from happenings of last month’s show! Tonight, the “Sex XXXPress” Sexxxy Eddy takes on Precious Lucy, one of the toughest members of Team Nonames, as well as the encounter between Genki Horiguchi and Sean O’Haire! Russo: Now, I wouldn’t usually butt into the choices made by other financiers, but what on Earth would possess Victor Quinones to risk one of his athletes at the hands of Sean O’Haire? Does he hold no value for his wrestlers? Gargulio: On the contrary, Vince, I believe that Mr. Quinones knows exactly how valuable his wrestlers are and wants them to succeed accordingly. Case in point what he did to Ryuji Yamakawa last month after Yamakawa failed to defeat the captain of Canada’s Finest, self-titled “Mr. Wrestling” Kevin Steen… Russo: Now hold on just a second… Why is that the Puerto Rican is “Mr. Quinones”, but I am just “Vince”? I’m putting more money into this than he is! I deserve respect, goddammit! Gargulio: Err, well, you ARE my announcing partner here, so I didn’t think that we needed to be so formal… Russo: You thought wrong. It’s Mr. Russo from now on. Remember, I PAY for your salary, Eric. And with the amount of money that’s riding around with my name on it, the Board WILL listen to me if I want, say, a change in the announcing team. And I don’t think that any of the others would object if I wanted to do so. Gargulio: *sigh* Very well, Vin… Mr. Russo. On with the card… In the main event of the evening, the “Rock Superstar” of Extreme Incorporated, Kaos, challenges the sub-captain of the World Champions, Mike Awesome, in a singles match. Russo: Ha! Last month, Awesome beat their CAPTAIN, Supreme, and put him through a table with a Powerbomb! Do they really think that a punk like Kaos stands any chance against Awesome? Gargulio: That remains to be seen. As you might recall, Kaos WASN’T present last month at the brawl that ended the show, and I can only imagine that Supreme and the others aren’t too happy with that. Russo: Mike Awesome can beat Supreme, Kaos or both at the same time, and that’s a fact. Whether they support each other or not is of no importance. Gargulio: Yes, Vi… Mr. Russo, one can interpret it that way as well. However, before we get on with tonight’s matches, we would like to show you some footage that was recorded prior to the show at the office quarters of Brandon Young, the representative of the Project X Board of Directors. EXERTING INFLUENCE The segment opens up at the office that was featured in the signing of the Project X Declaration at the debut show. Brandon Young is sitting at his desk, looking as sharp as ever and fingering through some papers, when an unseen door flies open with a bang and Victor Quinones strides into view. Quinones looks absolutely furious, his face red with rage as he half-runs, half-walks to Young’s desk and slams his fists on the table. Quinones: An outrage! This is an outrage! I will not stand for this kind of insolence! Young looks up from his papers at Quinones, who has lit up a cigarette and is furiously puffing away, defying Young with a hateful stare. Sighing, Young folds his papers away and stands up, offering a hand to Quinones. Young: Ah, Mr. Quinones. A pleasure as always, although I would have preferred a less violent entrance. Young’s words only seem to help to anger Quinones further as he doesn’t even visibly notice the offered handshake, but rather finishes his cigarette and throws it on the floor, much to the chagrin of Brandon Young. Quinones: Don’t try to smooth-talk me, Young! Without me, you wouldn’t have a job! You’d be eating at a soup kitchen without my money! So you better whip up some service or else… Young lifts his hands in the air and sits down, obviously agitated by Quinones and his claims. Young: Please, Mr. Quinones, there is no need for threats. Whatever you might need, I am here to listen. So please, sit down and share with me what troubles you. I cannot help if you insist on merely banging away at my desk and acting like a barbarian. The remark by Young seems to go unnoticed by Quinones, who calms down enough to be able to lit up another cigarette and relax somewhat, but he keeps his stare fixed on Young as he begins to speak. Quinones: Last month, the captain of my team, Ryuji Yamakawa, was ROBBED of a victory by that Canadian scum Steen. He was ROBBED because of pure blind luck on Steen’s part! And these past weeks, when I have tried to contact the Board for a rematch, they haven’t returned my calls or my pleas! I fund this place! I have a say of what goes and what doesn’t, and this kind of luck-of-the-draw-winning certainly won’t… Young: Now, Mr. Quinones, just because one of your faction’s wrestlers was outwrestled by their opponent doesn’t mean that… Quinones: He WASN’T outwrestled, you dimwit! The victory was pure luck and chance! Young: As I was saying, even though Mr. Yamakawa was MOMENTARILY outwrestled by Mr. Steen, it doesn’t really warrant a rematch as such. Quinones: Damn you and the whole Board! I need that rematch! I need it so I can put that cocky Canadian bastard back to his place and to bring honor back to Violence Gundan! I DEMAND it, as a financial supporter of Project X! You can try and pass this “warranting” crap to some lowlife thug, but not to me! I know my rights, and I goddamn well intend to use them! Young is silent for a moment, measuring Quinones up and down with his gaze. Quinones folds his arms across his chest as a sign of impatience, and in a moment Young holds his hands up in the air again, smiling disarmingly. Young: You are absolutely right, Mr. Quinones. I apologize on the behalf of the whole Board of Directors. But, I cannot, as much as I would like to, issue a new match on an already set card. You must understand, Mr. Quinones, if this had happened any time before the show, I would have been glad to oblige, but now I fear it is too late for this sort of request. This response doesn’t seem to be enough for Quinones, who opens his mouth to object again, but Young interrupts him before he can go on another tirade. Young: But, since you are such an outstanding member of the Project X community, I will give you a chance. You may go to the ring tonight and present your challenge to Kevin Steen. If he accepts it, you have a match. If he doesn’t come out, then you will have to wait for another opportunity to gain revenge. Quinones ponders over this and then nods, fishing himself another cigarette from his pockets. Quinones: Hmm. Very well then. But don’t think I’ll forget this. The rest of the Board will hear of your actions tonight, mark my words. Young: But of course, Mr. Quinones. I am awfully sorry that I cannot do more for you tonight, but my hands are tied. I have offered you an opportunity: you may use it or discard it as you wish. Quinones: Oh, rest assured, I intend to use it to its full potential. Quinones turns his back on Young’s desk and walks out of the room, smiling morbidly. Brandon Young shakes his head and then turns his attention back on the papers he was working on. The camera fades back to Eric Gargulio and Vince Russo. Gargulio: And there you have it, fans! Will Kevin Steen answer the challenge put forth by Victor Quinones and Ryuji Yamakawa? It remains to be seen. But now, Project X is proud to present… Project: Continuation! Jigsaw vs Kid Kamikaze vs “Barbaric Berzerker” Jimmy Jacobs vs Scorpio Sky vs Ryuji Ito vs Altar Boy Luke This sixway match started with general insanity as the men went through series of chain wrestling, switching partners like at a barn dance. Jigsaw and Jimmy Jacobs started out strong, clearing the ring of other wrestlers before going head-to-head. Jacobs went for the Berzerker Boot, which was dodged by Jigsaw and transferred into a Gory Guerrero Special, almost bending Jimmy Jacobs in half. Altar Boy Luke broke the hold with a Springboard Legdrop on Jimmy Jacobs and then caught Jigsaw with a quick kick, before dropping him onto his head with the Holy Driver for the first three count. Moments later, however, Scorpio Sky slid into the ring and gave Altar Boy Luke the Argle-Bargle for the second three count and second elimination. Kid Kamikaze tried to stay away from the action, striking only when he could get in a cheap shot on the other three, but Ryuji Ito eventually grew tired of this and went after Kamikaze, hacking away at the Canadian until he had him set up for the Shining Enziguiri. However, Kamikaze dodged the move and quickly grabbed Ito by the head, delivering the Cyclone DDT on the man. With Ito out of the picture for a moment, Jimmy Jacobs, Scorpio Sky and Kamikaze set up a nice triangle, working with continuous double teaming attempts and backstabbings. The most profitable one was when Kamikaze turned on Scorpio Sky after a Double Vertical Suplex on Jacobs, giving the masked wrestler a Hangman’s Neckbreaker before rolling him up for a near fall. However, Ryuji Ito made a return by first Missile Dropkicking Kid Kamikaze and following it up with an attempted Mad Splash on him. However, the Canadian managed to roll through with the move and ended up pinning Ito with his feet on the ropes for the extra leverage needed for the pin and elimination. Kamikaze was immediately beset by Jimmy Jacobs, who managed to hit both the Berzerker Boot and the Double Foot Stomp on Kamikaze, but just as he was going for the pin Scorpio Sky came up from behind and whipped the Barbaric Berzerker onto his head with a nasty German Suplex, covering him up for the three and the elimination. Finally, Sky and Kamikaze went at it, and it was clear from the beginning that Scorpio Sky was outwrestling Kid Kamikaze. The wily Canadian went for the rollup with pulling of tights, but Sky kicked out and then caught Kid Kamikaze with a Diamond Cutter, rolling it up into a Dragon Sleeper for the submission victory shortly thereafter. WINNER: Scorpio Sky ”One Man War” The Arsenal vs “Spyder” Nate Webb The Arsenal started this match off by attacking Nate Webb while he was doing his dance routine in the crowd, much to the dismay of the fans. Arsenal beat on Nate Webb without mercy, ignoring the booing fans and repeatedly kicking Webb in the ribs. Arsenal went for an early victory by going for the pin soon after rolling Webb into the ring, but the Spyder managed to kick out. Webb then went to dance circles around The Arsenal with chain wrestling, taking him down with an Armdrag followed by a quick Armbar to further wear Arsenal down. Later, Webb picked Arsenal up and whipped him to the corner, nailing the Nebraskan Tumbleweed on The Arsenal to a big reaction from the crowd. Nate Webb kept his offense as a mixture of technical wrestling and fast highflying, nailing a second Nebraskan Tumbleweed for a near fall before trying to stretch The Arsenal out with a Camel Clutch. However, The Arsenal managed to break the hold and then back Webb into the corner, pounding him down before nearly taking his face off with the Heat-Seeking Missile. In the end, Nate Webb managed to wrestle the top spot for himself again, and lifted The Arsenal onto his shoulder. Webb cried out “Soilent Green!”, but despite the crowd’s reply of “Is People!”, The Arsenal managed to wriggle down from Webb’s shoulder and stun him with an elbow to the neck. Smiling wickedly, The Arsenal then picked Webb up from the mat and onto his shoulders, dropping the Spyder onto his neck with the Death Valley Driver 2K1 for the pinfall. After the match, The Arsenal stayed in the ring, shouting abuse into the face of the barely conscious Nate Webb. Arsenal stomped on Webb a couple of times before the referee forced him out of the ring, but not before The Arsenal had everyone in the arena booing him. WINNER: The Arsenal Eddie Kingston & Reckless Youth vs Disco Machine & Rising Son – Tag Mayhem Qualifier This was the first of the four qualification matches for the Tag Mayhem, a special match to be held at the final event before the start of TV programming. The rules were adjusted accordingly, as chairs and ladders were made legal for the duration of the match. Despite these changes, the four men started the match off as a traditional tag match, with Reckless Youth and Eddie Kingston holding the slight advantage over their SoCal opponents. However, thanks to the suicidal nature of Rising Son, Disco Machine and Son soon got the edge as Rising Son wiped out both Youth and Kingston with a chair-assisted Somersault Plancha to the outside. Disco Machine then worked quickly and efficiently over both men, especially targeting Eddie Kingston’s back. Disco Machine went for the Disco Bomb, but couldn’t lift the much heavier Kingston up and got Uranage Suplexed instead. Kingston made the hot tag to Reckless Youth, who cleared house with Leg Lariats and Clotheslines. Youth planted Rising Son with a Powerbomb, but Disco Machine broke the count before three. At the same time, Eddie Kingston had fetched a ladder from the backstage area, which he then slid into the ring. Reckless Youth utilized the steel ladder efficiently, flooring Rising Son and sending Disco Machine scrambling out of the ring. While Youth set the ladder up, Eddie Kingston climbed into the ring and planted Rising Son with a Uranage Suplex. Reckless Youth then climbed the ladder and hit the Youth Movement on Son, covering him up for the three count and the guaranteed spot in Tag Mayhem. After being victorious, Reckless Youth and Eddie Kingston paraded the ladder around in the crowd, while Disco Machine helped Rising Son in the back after the beating he took. WINNERS: Eddie Kingston & Reckless Youth READY FOR MAYHEM The scene opens up backstage, with Reckless Youth and Eddie Kingston standing in front of a large Project X banner. Kingston is holding a steel ladder in his hand, while Reckless Youth has his arms crossed over his chest and a big smile on his face. Youth: Ladies and gentlemen, what you just saw proves to you that we are to be taken seriously. You all saw how we handled Disco Machine and Rising Son. I am not rusty, despite the rumors you might have heard. And Eddie Kingston, he’s not such a green rookie either. Kingston: Damn straight! What those two experienced was nothing but warm-ups compared to what awaits any other teams at Tag Mayhem! We set the standard tonight, we set the level of competition for this match. Any other teams better cross it, or they are as good as beat. Youth: Let me make one thing clear here. This isn’t a one-hit wonder. We are not going to walk out there tomorrow and be beat by the same losers we just whooped. We are not a mere shooting star, a passing fad if you will. I’ve been away too long, and I have too much riding on this, to allow myself to lose. Mark my words: I will not be the one who is going to lose. Reckless Youth out. Reckless and Kingston pick up the ladder and leave the scene, allowing the camera to fade away. WHEN MAKING WAR SOUNDS LIKE MAKING LOVE The scene opens up in an unidentifiable part of the backstage area. Damian Dion and Viking Vigneault are standing in the middle of the picture, with a white brick wall forming the background. Viking stands a bit to the side, silent and somber, while Damian looks as pissed off as usual, eyeing the camera hatefully. Dion: (Ce soir, la plus bonne équipe au Canada fait un pas dans l'anneau au visage au loin avec deux Japonais risibles. Nous me faisons face, laissons voyons, Bad Boy Hido et "Crazy Monkey" convenablement appelé Jun Kasai. Convenablement appelé parce qu'ils SONT des singes comparés à nous ! Viking et moi ont fait face à des douzaines d'adversaires avec plus de capacités et de crédibilité dans des leurs PETITS DOIGTS que dans ces deux plaisanteries combinées ! Passer en coup de vent par eux ne sera pas même un défi à nous.) Viking nods, and Damian rubs his temples before going on. Dion: (Vous voyez, quand vous parlez de la mutilation, vous parlez de nous. Personne dans cette promotion ne peut tenir une bougie sur les niveaux de la brutalité que nous sommes disposés à aller à, pour le Canada et pour notre capitaine Kevin Steen ! Je n'ai aucun scrupule au sujet de casser leurs visages ou de casser leurs dos pour gagner le match. Juste pour l'enfer de lui, nous pourrions même casser leurs cous comme des brindilles avec Le Tueur des Policiers ! Ainsi Hido, Kasai, vous priez mieux qui que ce soit que vous priez à celui que vous nous attrapez dans une bonne humeur. Vous ne nous aimerez pas quand nous sommes fâchés.) Damian Dion shuts up and looks at his tag partner, who slowly unfolds his hands and then clears his throat, before looking straight at the camera. Viking: (Je les casserai avec la transitoire de Viking. Je casserai leurs épines comme rien. Gloire pour le Canada le plus fin !) The duo then leaves the screen, with Damian muttering something in French as he walks away. Damian Dion & Viking Vigneault vs Bad Boy Hido & “Crazy Monkey” Jun Kasai – Tag Mayhem Qualifier Damian Dion and Viking Vigneault looked to make good of their threats, with the two Canadians going absolutely ballistic on the Japanese hardcore idols. Despite their previous encounters in such matches, Hido and Kasai were caught unaware by the sheer force and brutality of the Canadian offense, and were forced to be on the receiving end for the early parts of the match. The referee quickly lost control, and the match degenerated into an all-out brawl between the two teams, with Damian Dion punishing Jun Kasai in the crowd and Viking slugging it out with Bad Boy Hido in the ring. Hido was suffering for a while until he managed to stun Viking with a knee to the guts. From there, Hido went wild on Viking with punches and kicks, finishing off with a nasty DDT for a two count. Outside, Damian let Jun Kasai have it with thunderous chairshots before Suplexing him on the floor. Back in the ring, Bad Boy Hido managed to nail a regular Piledriver on Viking, but as he went for another one Damian threw a chair to the back of his head, allowing Viking to pick him up and drop him on his head with a Beach Break-type move. Damian then slid Kasai back into the ring and followed suit, carrying a table with him. Damian Dion set Jun Kasai up in the corner and then placed a chair in front of his face before delivering a nasty Ohtani Kick on Kasai. Damian hit another Ohtani Kick right afterwards, busting Kasai open with the hard shots. However, Bad Boy Hido managed to fight off Viking and gave Damian a nasty Running Elbow to the face. Kasai recovered quickly, and nailed the Implant DDT on Damian while Hido gave Viking the Jumping Piledriver. Bad Boy Hido then set up the table near the corner, and while Kasai climbed to the top rope Hido piled up both Damian and Viking on the table. Kasai pulled on his pilot goggles and hit the Pearl Harbor Splash on the two men, crashing both through the table. Hido then jumped on all of them, pinning Viking at the bottom for the three count. After the bell rang, Hido and Kasai congratulated each other and then tried to leave, but Damian Dion was quickly up despite the punishment he took and grabbed Kasai, giving the hapless man the White Man’s Burden. As Damian began to put the boots on Kasai, Hido quickly retrieved a barbwire baseball bat and charged the ring again. After catching Damian with a glancing blow, the Canadian duo slid out of the ring to escape the wrath of Hido and his bat. Dion and Vigneault retired to the backstage area while shouting abuse at the Japanese. WINNERS: Bad Boy Hido & Jun Kasai TOO SEXY FOR THIS RING With Rage Against The Machine’s “Microphone Fiend” playing, the self-imagined Ladies’ Man of Canada’s Finest, Sexxxy Eddy, walks to the ring after the debris from the last match is cleared. Eddy does a small groin-grinding routine on the middle ring-rope before finally entering. Eddy walks around the ring a few times, inspiring a few random “Eddy!”-chants in the crowd before picking up the microphone he brought with himself. Eddy: Ladies and especially the ladies! Are you ready, and I ask you are you ready, to Rock-Out with the Cock-Out right here in the RexPlex Center tonight!? Some catcalls and chants greet Eddy, who just licks his lips smiling and then goes on. Eddy: Now, last month, The Arsenal and me were in this big Tag Team Turmoil. We all know what happened. While Arsenal was AMBUSHED by Sean O’Haire in the most cowardly of ways, I was going to help him in his trouble, when all of a sudden I saw this BEAUTIFUL girl. Now, I have seen many a lady in my day, so has my cock, and let me tell you, I mean beautiful. Eddy licks his lips again and walks around the ring for a second time, while people cheer him on. Eddy: So anyway, I stand there, looking at this lady, who is obviously hypnotized by the combination of Eddy and Cock. I step up to her, because obviously there’s a match going on and I can’t do what I would like to, but then out of nowhere this girl decks me. POW, right in the nose! And the next thing I know, I get dropped on my head like it’s High Stakes 2 all over again! And as I lay there, with my neck twisted four different ways, I thought why did she hit me. I’m not an ugly man, and I got more Cock than three henhouses put together. But I finally figured out the reason. Eddy takes a dramatic pause, climbing the second rope on one of the turnbuckles and looking at the crowd before jumping off and continuing. Eddy: The reason why Precious Lucy could shake my charms off, the reason why my beautiful face got into the line of fire is simple… PRECIOUS LUCY MUST BE A LESBIAN! The crowd explodes, with cheers, chants and booing. Eddy nods his head and mouths off “It’s true, it’s true” at the fans. Eddy: But no matter. Tonight, I’m going to put the fear of the Cock back into Precious Lucy, and cure her of her carpet-licking ways. She is going to have an exquisite taste of Total Sexxxtacy… And you know what they say: if you want to Rock, you gotta have a taste of the… “Lucifer’s Hammer” by Racer X interrupts Eddy as Precious Lucy appears in the entranceway, much to the glee of the fans. Eddy doesn’t look too happy, but hands the mic away as Lucy makes her way to the ring while slapping high fives with the fans. Sexxxy Eddy vs Precious Lucy The match got underway shortly, but only after Sexxxy Eddy forced the ring announcer to introduce him as “weighting in at 195 pounds, plus 5 pounds of cockmeat.” In the beginning, Lucy and Eddy did some tests of strength, with Eddy overpowering Lucy initially until Precious Lucy took the control with some nice kicks to the midsection. Sexxxy Eddy quickly maneuvered himself to the top, however, and he spent a lot of his time trying to dry-hump Lucy to her disgust. Finally a hard slap from Lucy straightened Eddy out and he began to take the match seriously, Suplexing Lucy twice in a row and then hitting a Standing Moonsault for a two count. Eddy kept his antics up though, and Lucy earned herself several warnings when she almost lost control and attacked Sexxxy Eddy savagely. Eddy used Lucy’s frustration to his advantage, and worked the match so that he got several near falls thanks to first outraging Precious Lucy and then rolling her up. After a while, though, Lucy seemed to regain her composure, and to Sexxxy Eddy’s dismay his tricks stopped working soon enough. Lucy gained more and more momentum, hitting Eddy fast and hard and not allowing him to recover outside of the ring. One moment saw Eddy bail out to take a breather, only to be taken with surprise by a suicide Plancha from Precious Lucy, sending both wrestlers crashing into the guard rail. Back in the ring, Sexxxy Eddy resorted to shorthanded tactics by first gouging Precious Lucy in the eyes before “accidentally” nailing the referee with a Spinning Wheelkick. However, Lucy was up to the challenge as she managed to trip Eddy up and give him a boot to the groin to a great reaction from the crowd. Precious Lucy then planted Sexxxy Eddy with the Minchinoku Driver II, but with the referee out there was no-one to count the pin. As Lucy tried to wake the ref up, Eddy blindsided her with a nasty German Suplex that smacked the First Lady of Hardcore on her neck. Sexxxy Eddy then got two chairs and set them up, but as he attempted to SexxxyPlex Lucy onto them, she cleared her head and nailed Eddy with a stiff elbow to the side of the head. The disoriented Eddy was easy prey for Precious Lucy, who hoisted Eddy on the top turnbuckle and then gave him the Super Hurricanrana through the two chairs. Lucy then made the pin as the recovering referee counted the one-two-three after the big move. After the bell rang, Precious Lucy got to the ringside to celebrate with the fans. She then returned to the ring where the referee was checking up on Sexxxy Eddy, and gave him another boot to the groin for good measure. Lucy then spat on Eddy’s body and left with the crowd cheering her victory. WINNER: Precious Lucy Chris Hero & “Lightning” Mike Quackenbrush vs Excalibur & Super Dragon A rematch of sorts from Project: START, the match got underway under enormous tensions as Super Dragon riled up the face duo by standing in the middle of the ring and giving them the finger, with Excalibur taunting them from the SoCal Five corner. Quackenbrush played it cool, but Chris Hero, who was seemingly outraged by Dragon’s behavior, opted to go for him before the bell even rang. Hero and Dragon went blow-for-blow in the beginning, neither men backing down in the furious contest of chops and forearms until Dragon dropped Hero with a hard kick to the guts. Ignoring the booing crowd, Dragon then gave a knee to the side of Hero’s head and went to work on his neck, softening it up with Chinlocks and Camel Clutches before chopping the prone Hero in the neck. Dragon and Excalibur then began to work a series of short tags, beating on Chris Hero’s neck to wear him down further. Mike Quackenbrush was noticeably frustrated, but he couldn’t do anything as the referee kept him out of the ring very effectively. Hero’s torment went on for a good while until Excalibur hooked him up for the Galactica Phantom Suplex, which Hero blocked and followed up with a Front Neckbreaker to break the hold. Super Dragon tried to interfere, but instead got a boot in the face and this allowed Chris Hero to make the hot tag to Mike Quackenbrush. Quackenbrush went wild on both Excalibur and Dragon, first devastating Excalibur with a Running Palm Strike before going working on Dragon, paying back the beating Quack took in Dragon’s hands at the debut event. Quackenbrush hit his trademark Handspring Kangaroo Kick in the corner, planting his feet solidly into Dragon’s chest, before going up to the ropes and hitting the awe-inspiring Quackensmash for a near fall as Excalibur came back in to break up the count. Chris Hero drove Excalibur out of the ring again, but Super Dragon attacked Hero from behind and gave him a Running Powerbomb against the turnbuckle. Super Dragon tried to counter a Mike Quackenbrush Hurricanrana with the same Running Powerbomb, but instead Quackenbrush ended hitting the Rana and sending Dragon against the turnbuckle. Quack made the tag to Hero, who picked Super Dragon up and gave him the Cravateplex, but instead of going for the cover Hero called Excalibur into the ring, kicking Super Dragon over to his corner for the tag. Hero and Excalibur went at it for a while until Excalibur grounded Hero into a chokehold. As Quackenbrush tried to enter the ring to help his friend, Super Dragon appeared on the floor and pulled Quackenbrush down, allowing Excalibur to set Hero up and execute the Galactica Phantom Suplex for the tainted three count. After the bell rung, Dragon disposed of Mike Quackenbrush and then joined Excalibur in the ring in giving Chris Hero a beatdown. Excalibur picked Hero up and gave him the Minnesota Lariat before Super Dragon gave Hero the Curb Stomp, impacting his head on the mat. Super Dragon picked Hero up for the Barry White Driver, but just then Reckless Youth and Eddie Kingston entered the ring, driving Dragon and Excalibur away before they could devastate Hero. Super Dragon and Excalibur retreated to the entranceway, where Excalibur fetched a mic while Super Dragon stood facing the ring, giving the Avenger-Men the finger while they helped the wounded Hero up. Excalibur: Mike! That’s two down in your precious little troupe! Can’t you see just how INFERIOR you are compared to us? This is pathetic, Mike. Two matches, and we’ve defeated you twice! Super D and I could take on your entire little gangbang on our own, but won’t bother humiliating you more tonight. I believe Super D has something to announce as well, so it’s not just my glorious voice you get to listen to! Excalibur put the mic into Dragon’s face, who didn’t speak a word. However, Excalibur kept nodding and agreeing as if there was actual conversation in place, and then took the mic back as Reckless Youth and Eddie Kingston began to come out of the ring to take on the two members of the SoCal Five. Excalibur: Just like my man D said, this was your last chance, “Sparky” Mike, and I agree with him! No more shots for you, Sparky, or your henchmen! The SoCal Five is officially BORED with beating the living shit out of your ragtag bunch. I’m sorry to say this, Mike, but that’s life. You lose, you get laughed at and forgotten. So that’s what the SoCal Five is doing right now, forgetting all about you losers and aiming for something better. We’re not gonna be mired in the same mediocrity you’re sinking your group in, Mike! You take your stinkin’ sinkin’ ship and drown with it all by yourselves. We’re OUTTA HERE! Excalibur threw the mic down and then slowly retreated backstage with Super Dragon, Reckless Youth and Eddie Kingston on their tail. However, Quackenbrush called Kingston and Youth back to help carry Chris Hero to the back, as he seemed to have some problems staying upright after the devastating blows he suffered in the match. WINNERS: Super Dragon & Excalibur THE IMPROMPTU CHALLENGE With Black Sabbath’s “Paranoid” playing, Victor Quinones makes his way to the ring, trailed by the solemn-looking Ryuji Yamakawa in a leather jacket. Yamakawa climbs on the apron and holds the ropes apart to let Quinones into the ring, where he grabs a mic amidst some boos from the crowd. Yamakawa stands silently in a corner, looking over at Quinones with an expressionless face. Quinones: Last month, this ring witnessed a TRAVESTY right here in the RexPlex Center, New Jersey! The travesty in question? The cheap, no-good win Kevin Steen pulled out of his ass over my captain! Ryuji Yamakawa, clearly the better wrestler of the two, was two-timed by that piece of Canadian trash! I will not stand by idly when such intolerable mistakes happen. So, tonight… Quinones is cut off by a storm of booing, which he dismisses with an angry wave of his hand before going right back to the verbal abuse. Quinones: Shut up, all of you! SHOW ME SOME RESPECT! If it weren’t for my money, you wouldn’t be out there serving up smart-ass comments every other second. Without my money, you wouldn’t have the opportunity to come here, watch quality wrestling, then go home and bitch about it on the Internet! So shut the hell up and listen to what I have to say. A stronger wave of boos goes through the crowd, but Quinones doesn’t respond to it this time. He goes over to Yamakawa and exchanges a few words with his captain before he returns to the mic. Quinones: So, I am out here tonight to present a challenge to the so-called “Mr. Wrestling” Kevin Steen. Steen, I want your ass out here to face Ryuji Yamakawa in a rematch! I want you to prove to me that your victory was more than just pure dumb luck on your part! Steen, if you ARE as great as you claim to be, then you will come out and you will make your presence known. If you are better than my captain is, then you will have no qualms about coming out and facing him again, right? … But since you are nowhere to be seen, I can only conclude that you are only a bunch of hot air and empty threats! Quinones stares over to the entranceway, waiting for Kevin Steen to appear, but as nothing happens he gets more and more frustrated. Quinones curses off-mic and kicks away at the ring ropes while Ryuji Yamakawa stands with his arms crossed across his chest, utterly concentrated. Quinones: See, this is why I hate you Canadians! You promise the Moon and deliver a shovelload of shit! So much for your Canadian Excellence, Steen! So much for your pride and honor, you piece of scum! *Quinones spits over the ropes and on the floor.* That’s what I think of your honor, Steen! Just a crock of shit like you! If you have no intentions of showing your cowardly face in here, then… Apparently, Steen has had enough as Drowning Pool’s “Tear Away” hits the speakers. Instead of waiting for his usual entrance, Steen sprints out through the entrance and into the ring, barely giving Quinones enough time to bail out. Ryuji Yamakawa blocks Kevin Steen from reaching Quinones, and the two begin trading punches as a referee runs to the ring from the back and the bell is rung. Kevin Steen vs Ryuji Yamakawa w/ Victor Quinones Steen and Yamakawa went through another set of heavy hits, chopping the crap out of each other to the delight of the fans. Again, it was Ryuji Yamakawa who eventually got the upper hand with a shot heard around the arena that sent Kevin Steen to the ropes, but moments later Yamakawa’s chest was bleeding again as Steen rocked him with another chop. Realizing that this road would lead to the end for both of them, Yamakawa grappled Steen and pulled him into a Short Clothesline to pace out the match. Yamakawa worked methodically and calmly, and Kevin Steen had a hard time keeping up as his attention was constantly diverted to Victor Quinones on the ringside. The referee tried to make Quinones leave, but after Quinones threatened to get the referee fired he quieted down and let Quinones do what he wanted. With some help from Quinones, Yamakawa kept the momentum for himself, hitting a series of three rapid-fire Running Legdrops for a two count. Later Kevin Steen got choked on the ring ropes by Quinones while Yamakawa diverted the referee’s attention, but Steen managed to gouge the eyes of Quinones and break off. Moments later, Kevin Steen Superkicked Yamakawa out of the ring, allowing himself some precious space to breathe. After the break, Kevin Steen was revitalized and he went at Ryuji Yamakawa with renewed intensity. Steen set Yamakawa in the corner and then gave him a sickening Facewash where he springboarded off the second rope and Dropkicked Yamakawa’s face off. Steen hit a pair of Rolling Northern Lights Suplexes, softening up Yamakawa’s back before locking on a Sharpshooter hold. However, Victor Quinones interfered again, distracting Steen long enough for Yamakawa to reverse the hold into a Sharpshooter of his own. Kevin Steen fought off the pain and Ryuji Yamakawa with sheer force, but fell victim to an Elbowsmash from Yamakawa. Ryuji Yamakawa set Steen up near the corner and climbed to the top rope for a big move, but Steen had been playing possum and did a kipup, catching Yamakawa with a forearm to the back. Despite Quinones’ protests, Kevin Steen climbed to the second rope and put his head under Yamakawa’s arm as if he was going for a Top Rope Backdrop. Instead, Steen slammed Yamakawa down hard with a Blue Thunder Driver from the second rope to a huge pop from the crowd and covered him, but only got a near fall as Yamakawa shockingly kicked out. Steen then set Yamakawa up for the Package Piledriver, but Yamakawa managed to Backdrop Steen out of the setup. Ryuji Yamakawa then went to give Kevin Steen the Reverse Tiger Driver, but in a reenactment from last month Steen overpowered the Violence Gundan captain and draped him over his back for the Go Home Driver. This time, however, Yamakawa twisted Steen into a Crucifix Rollup, and by giving his arm to Victor Quinones on the apron he gained the extra leverage needed to pin Kevin Steen for the three count. After the bell rang, Victor Quinones jumped into the ring to celebrate with Ryuji Yamakawa, but the furious Kevin Steen got up and punched Quinones down. Yamakawa was on him fast, though, and soon he planted Steen with the Reverse Tiger Driver in the middle of the ring, sealing Steen’s defeat. Yamakawa helped Quinones up, who proceeded to give Steen a few kicks to the side before leaving, celebrating with Yamakawa and soaking up the booing from the crowd. When Kevin Steen got up, he got a sympathetic reaction from the crowd, but he merely flipped them off and marched out, extremely angry. WINNER: Ryuji Yamakawa NOT TOO BAD… FOR YOU The scene changes backstage, just beyond the entranceway. Victor Quinones and Ryuji Yamakawa emerge through the curtain to the backstage area, with Quinones slapping Yamakawa on the shoulder and laughing. Quinones fishes out a cigarette for himself and puts it between his teeth while praising Yamakawa who is walking next to him, bruised but smiling. Quinones: I tell you, that Canadian degenerate didn’t even see what hit him! THAT was brilliant! That is the kind of wrestling I expect from my troops! I am glad to see that some of you are starting to earn your keep around here… Voice: Need a light? Quinones and Yamakawa stop, and as the camera pans out a bit, it reveals Vince Russo and Sean O’Haire standing side by side, blocking Quinones’ way. Russo is holding a lighter in his hand, offering the open flame to Quinones, who merely stares at Russo with hate-filled eyes. O’Haire has his arms crossed over his chest and is eyeing Ryuji Yamakawa down, and Yamakawa returns the stare with a cold look. Russo lets out a little laugh and flips the lighter into the breast pocket of his leather jacket, and Quinones picks the cigarette out of his mouth, his hands shaking with rage. Russo: Bravo, Victor. Your team actually achieved something this time! You beat a Canadian low-life with zero credibility and talent, congratulations! Which room should I send the champagne in, Victor? Of course you must celebrate this event! Quinones: What the hell do you want? Yamakawa is not in the next match, and neither am I. So stop harassing us, you… Russo: Oh, calm down, Victor. I merely came by to congratulate you. Oh, and of course, to introduce you to Sean O’Haire… But I’m sure that you know him already. Let me see if you remember. Project: START. Tag Team Scramble Elimination Match. Three teams left… And O’Haire picks Sususuwhathisname on his shoulder like this, and BOOM! The Crucifix Powerbomb, one, two, three! Oh, it seems like your team is out, Victor, too bad, good try, see you next time? Remember that? Quinones: Why you son of a bitch! If this is all you have to say to me, then be gone! I am in no mood for your jackassing! And for the record, we’ll see what happens tonight. I hope you also remember something from the Tag Team Scramble Match. Genki Horiguchi trips Chuck Palumbo up, grabs his arm, steps over, it’s the GH Lock! And then, oh no, the big American is in trouble, what does he do? Slam-slam-slam, he taps out like he is afraid for his life! Like he is afraid of Horiguchi tearing his feeble limb out of its socket! If it weren’t for that incompetent referee, my team would have won. They WOULD HAVE WON! So beat it, Vince, go see how your golden boy gets destroyed. I gave specific orders for Horiguchi to end his career. Vince Russo bursts into laughter, and Sean O’Haire follows his example. Ryuji Yamakawa steps forwards to shield Victor Quinones, who is absolutely fuming and looks like he is ready to explode in a moment’s notice. Russo’s laughter gradually subsides, and Sean O’Haire steps forwards, smiling. As soon as he does, Ryuji Yamakawa grabs the collar of his long, black trenchcoat, but O’Haire merely laughs and puts his arms up in mock defeat. O’Haire: Whoa, big boy! Relax there! I’m not going to do anything. First of all, you’re not my opponent tonight, and second of all… It would be too easy. You should watch what happens in the ring tonight, that’ll show you what would happen if you were to step into the ring with me. O’Haire looks past Yamakawa and into Quinones’ face, and flexes the muscles in his neck before continuing. O’Haire: And Mr. Quinones, tonight we’ll see just whose career is ended. Your boy is just a one-hit pony. The GH Lock? Big deal. Tonight, I will debut the ultimate submission move. The O’Haire Stretch. Your guy has the honor of getting to be the first-ever victim of it. Tell you what. Since you are so confident of his abilities, I suggest a friendly wager. I bet that I can make Genki Horiguchi tap out to the O’Haire Stretch tonight. The loser buys the winner a bottle of champagne, delivered straight to their lockers. How does that sound? Grudgingly, Quinones nods, and O’Haire taps him on the shoulder, laughing. O’Haire: There we go, Mr. Quinones! Have a nice evening, you two. Oh, and by the way… I just want you to know, my favorite is the Don Perignon ’52. Plenty of ice in the bucket, please. Horiguchi might want some too after tonight. Vince Russo and Sean O’Haire push past Quinones and Yamakawa, leaving the two standing in the hallway and looking after the World Champions in disgust and rage. Genki Horiguchi vs Sean O’Haire From the beginning, it was clear that O’Haire had the distinct size advantage. His well-muscled body made Horiguchi look like a twig, but nevertheless O’Haire stumbled into some troubles in the beginning. “Genkimania” kept running wild as he countered and reversed every hold O’Haire threw at him, working on O’Haire’s left shoulder in an effort to weaken it up for the GH Lock. Finally, Sean O’Haire had enough as he powered out of a Full Nelson and Clotheslined Horiguchi down. O’Haire kept working on Genki Horiguchi with power moves before going back to the mat, meeting no resistance this time from the pummeled Japanese. O’Haire kept teasing The O’Haire Stretch, but either Horiguchi managed to wriggle free or O’Haire would put on another submission move. Finally, Genki Horiguchi came back by Drop Toe Holding O’Haire down. Horiguchi planted kicks and kneedrops into the left shoulder of O’Haire before nailing a running kick to the head of O’Haire, stunning the bigger man for a two count. Sean O’Haire came back strongly, Press Slamming Horiguchi on the ropes and then throwing him to the ringside, waiting for Horiguchi to get back in the ring. O’Haire was obviously toying with Horiguchi, throwing him around without following up or going for a pin for a while before he nailed a massive Suplex for a two count. O’Haire’s offensive seemed to work, as Horiguchi took longer and longer to kick out with each pinfall attempt and longer to get up from the mat every time he got knocked down. Sean O’Haire savored every moment standing over Horiguchi’s body, stomping him scarcely to keep him on the mat longer. This time-wasting cost O’Haire dearly, however, when Genki Horiguchi collected enough strength to do a sudden kipup. In a flash Horiguchi nailed an Enziguiri on O’Haire, bringing him down on his knees, followed up with a Jumping Facebuster to lay O’Haire out. The tired Horiguchi then went to the corner, bounding off every turnbuckle before finally hitting the Roller Coaster for a near fall on the big man. Horiguchi was too tired to follow up the move with anything big, but the enraged Sean O’Haire provided Horiguchi with enough options for comebacks. O’Haire picked Horiguchi up into a Waistlock, which Horiguchi reversed into an Armwringer and then rolled into the GH Lock in a flash. O’Haire was seemingly struggling, especially when Genki Horiguchi began clamping down on the hurt left shoulder of O’Haire. However, the bigger man managed to power out by grabbing Horiguchi’s leg and tripping him down on the mat. As Genki Horiguchi struggled up, he was met by a boot to the guts from Sean O’Haire followed with the Final Answer. Without wasting any time, O’Haire propped Horiguchi into a sitting position and applied a modified Abdominal Stretch/Dragon Sleeper combo, wrenching back on Horiguchi’s neck until he had to either tap out or pass out. Horiguchi slapped O’Haire’s elbow three times, signaling the end of the match. O’Haire squeezed Horiguchi for a moment longer until the referee forced him to release the hold. Sean O’Haire then got up, tired but beaming with pride. He shouted about how Horiguchi had succumbed to The O’Haire Stretch before picking up his trenchcoat and walking out, leaving Genki Horiguchi in the ring in severe pains. WINNER: Sean O'Haire THE ENTERPRISE DEBUTS The crowd is buzzing because of the upcoming main event, and as the combined forces of Rancid and the Long Beach Dub All-stars play out “I Wanna Riot”, the fans in the front row stand up to greet one of the participants. Kaos walks out with sunglasses on his face, flanked by Veronica Caine in a tight top and an extremely short latex miniskirt and GQ Money in a Clockwork Orange-type setup, complete with makeup and the top hat. Kaos goes around the ring high-fiveing the fans while Veronica Caine gives the fans something to look at. GQ Money stands near to make sure that nothing more serious than whistles and catcalls are thrown at her, but he still acts very relaxed, chatting with some fans who are holding a “THE ENTERPRISE”-sign. As Kaos slides into the ring and helps Caine to follow him, Money asks the fans for the sign and then slides into the ring. As GQ Money gets on the turnbuckle to parade the fan-made sign, the fans erupt into cheers for The Enterprise. Kaos grabs a mic for himself, but savors the crowd reaction for a second before speaking. Kaos: Finally… The Hollywood has come to the RexPlex Center in New Jersey! The fans laugh and cheer, and a small “We want The Rock!” chant goes off in a portion of the crowd. Veronica Caine leans forward, exposing her bustline, and speaks into the microphone held by Kaos. Caine: I don’t think the People’s Strudel would have any chance against the Rod of Hollywood. Another wave of cheers and laughter goes off in the crowd, and Kaos acts mockingly surprised and shocked. Veronica Caine laughs and GQ Money comes down from the turnbuckle, trying to lift her skirt up with his walking cane, but Caine merely slaps him away. Kaos: Well, anyway, it’s great to finally be here in the Project X to represent the Extreme Inc… Wait a second, we aren’t the Extreme Incorporated. We are THE ENTERPRISE! Kaos milks the crowd for another round of applause and then just shakes his head at the reaction he is getting. GQ Money tries the skirtlifting again, but Caine flees away from him and drapes herself on Kaos’ arm. Kaos: So tonight, you will witness an epic encounter as the Hollywood takes on the Awesome! It’s going to be the Awesome Bomb versus the Falling Star! Speaking of falling stars, I think Mike Awesome’s is hitting pretty low as of about now. I mean, how bad can his position be? A REPLACEMENT captain? Gimme a break. The Hollywood would never accept something like that. It’s like marrying the ugliest girl on the block: all the pressure and none of the great sex. No man, I swear, if I had to choose between a temporary captaincy and staying free, count me in for the bachelor suite! GQ Money nods his head and takes the sign back to the fans while Veronica Caine applauds Kaos with the fans. Kaos makes a mock bow towards the audience and then continues. Kaos: Last month, Mike, you beat my uncle. “The Human Horror Film” Supreme. Granted, I can see your motivation for beating him up. He isn’t exactly the easiest person to get along with. Just try and control him at the family Thanksgiving dinner! “Uncle Lester, can you pass me the gravy?” “IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE HUMAN HORROR FILM, GRAAAAH!” About at that point, he kicks over the mashed potatoes and Powerbombs Grandma through the dining room table. The fans begin laughing again, and Veronica Caine puts her hands over her mouth as if she was shocked. Kaos laughs and gives Caine a kiss on the cheek before going on. Kaos: Nah, in all fairness, it was a nice try from my uncle. But he came up short, and ate some wood as he was Powerbombed through the table. Now, some of you have asked, where was I through this all? Where was the Hollywood when his uncle was getting his ass kicked? Well, truth be told, I was in Dallas, Texas, getting some “motivation” from those Cowboys cheerleaders. And let me tell you, those girls can make YOU jump around in no time, I can tell you that much. Light you up like a pinball machine! Kaos stifles the laughter of the crowd by waving his arm, but he still smiles and can hardly contain his own laughter. Kaos: OK, OK, in all seriousness. Tonight, I take on Mike Awesome to see if he is as Awesome as he claims. He might have beaten Supreme, our team captain, but you know, the captain isn’t always the best. Sure, he is the guy who gives the whole group credibility, image and glues everybody together. But he isn’t necessarily the best. That’s why I am here tonight, to show you just WHO is the best wrestler in Extreme Incorporated! Mikey, you’re all right, but you’re not the best. That title belongs to me. No matter that there aren’t any singles titles in this place, I can still prove myself the best by beating everyone else. Simple enough? Now come on out and we can settle this. I got a 11-o-clock reservations at the local restaurant, and I’d hate to be late. And sure enough, Metallica’s “Sad But True” fires up the crowd as Mike Awesome appears in the entranceway, looking as concentrated as ever. Kaos hands his glasses to Veronica Caine, who retreats to the ringside with GQ Money to wait for the match to begin. Mike Awesome vs Kaos w/ The Enterprise Kaos and Mike Awesome started out in a traditional way with tests of strength, Awesome coming out on top on all of them. Finally, Kaos took the advantage by twisting Awesome into a Hammerlock out of one lockup, following it up with some more technical wrestling before Armdragging Awesome down for some mat wrestling. Kaos kept the upper hand for himself for a while, but then Mike Awesome surprised both Kaos and the crowd by countering a Full Nelson hold from Kaos and then wrenching on a Full Nelson of his own, grinding his arms to the neck of Kaos. The stunned Kaos was left open for a thunderous Full Nelson Slam, followed by Awesome further working on Kaos’ upper back with a Surfboard hold. Awesome worked in a slow fashion, aiming his attacks at Kaos’ upper back to increase the effect of the Awesome Bomb when it’s time came. Kaos fought back with punches and kicks, and finally managed to grab Awesome’s head before delivering a quick Shiranui-style move out of the corner, laying Awesome out and opening him up for some highflying. Kaos awed the crowd with a Slingshot Legdrop on Awesome, covering the big man but falling short as Awesome got his foot on the ropes. Kaos tried to damage Awesome’s shoulder, but Mike Awesome kicked Kaos off before he could deal any serious damage. Awesome turned the tide for himself again with a big Dropkick, but missed a follow-up Clothesline and got Clotheslined out of the ring instead. Kaos did not waste any time, climbing on the apron and then nailing a huge Asai Moonsault onto the floor and landing dead center on the recovering Awesome to a huge reaction from the crowd. Back in the ring, Kaos worked on Awesome’s shoulder for a while before he went for a cover after a DDT, but only a two count followed as Mike Awesome kicked out. Kaos hit another quick DDT on Awesome before he climbed to the top turnbuckle again, waiting for Awesome to get up. As he did, Kaos leapt off with the Flying Guillotine, downing Awesome in the center of the ring. The count was broken by the appearance of Vince Russo, however, who distracted the referee enough for Awesome to get an extra second for a kickout. GQ Money got into a shouting contest with Russo while Mike Awesome made a comeback, Suplexing Kaos in a might fashion before placing him on the top turnbuckle again and giving him a Superplex for a near fall. Awesome picked Kaos up for the Awesome Bomb, but Kaos wriggled free and rolled Awesome up for a two count. As he got up, however, Mike Awesome was ready and caught Kaos with a big Powerslam that knocked the wind out of the Cali wrestler. Mike Awesome dragged his thumb across his throat and then went to the top rope, looking for a big Splash but missing as Kaos rolled away. Kaos was the first to recover as he stumbled to the top again, signaling for another Flying Guillotine. As he waited for Awesome to get out, a fight broke out at the entranceway as Vic Grimes and the Mexico’s Most Wanted brawled with Chuck Palumbo, Johnny Stamboli and Shawn Stasiak. Then Sean O’Haire appeared from the crowd and tried to pull Kaos off the top, but Kaos kicked him in the face and broke the hold. Awesome had been up for a while now, and Kaos went for the Flying Guillotine in desperation, but Awesome had cleared the cobwebs in his head, catching Kaos in midair. Without any further ado, Awesome took a few running steps and then Awesome Bombed Kaos in the middle of the ring, covering him up for the three count. All hell broke loose after the match, as both the World Champions and the Extreme Incorporated swarmed the ring. The Enterprise joined in on the brawl, and soon the World Champions were beaten back by Supreme with the aid of a steel chair after he landed a hard blow to the head of Mike Awesome. The World Champions retreated with Vince Russo in the front and carrying Mike Awesome, while the Extreme Inc. remained in the ring with the downed Kaos. Finally, when he came to, he had a brief staredown with Supreme, who finally gruffly offered his hand to Kaos. The two shook hands and hugged, gathering a good reaction from the crowd before taunting the World Champions from the ring. WINNER: Mike Awesome |
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| Bushmeister | Jun 2 2005, 19:58 Post #15 |
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Eikos ole mukavaa kuinka naissa showeissa on aina hyvin luettavaa jahka ne ilmestyvat? :rolleyes: Eli kait tuota arvaustaulukkoakin voisi vahan paivittaa. Intiaani: 9 oikeaa arvausta Beast: 6 oikeaa arvausta grandpa: 4 oikeaa arvausta Geas: 3 oikeaa arvausta Blackout: 1 oikea arvaus Ja OMG, seuraava cardikin on jotenkuten kasassa. Ei ehka niin "stacked" kuin kaksi edellista, mutta... Project: ELEVATION Saturday 19th of March 2005 Kuishinbo Kamen w/ Ebessan vs Shawn Stasiak Kid Kamikaze vs Jigsaw Tag Mayhem Qualifier: ”Vicious” Vic Grimes & Altar Boy Luke vs Chuck Palumbo & Johnny Stamboli ”Barbaric Berzerker” Jimmy Jacobs vs Scorpio Sky Tag Mayhem Qualifier: ”Sex XXXPress” Sexxxy Eddy & The Arsenal vs Nate Webb & Precious Lucy Mexico’s Most Wanted vs Genki Horiguchi & Susumu Yokosuka Chris Hero vs ”Rock Superstar” Kaos Super Dragon vs Sean O’Haire |
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| Intiaani | Jun 2 2005, 22:15 Post #16 |
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Mitäs tässä nyt... sitä kommenttia pitäisi kai antaa. Hyvät DiaryLandin käyttäjät, tuhlatkaa se puolitoista tuntianne tämän lukemiseen! Jos haluatte hyvää diarya, aitoa Bushia, se on kaikki tässä. Olettaen tietysti, että osaatte kieliä tämän verran. Jotenkin tuntuu, että Viktor Quinonesin mitta alkaa tulla täyteen. Parasta Project: Continuationissa oli se, miten sait hra. Quinonesin tuntumaan todella hermoheikolta rauniolta, etten sanoisi. Mieheltä, joka pysyy koossa ainoastaan sikareiden voimalla. Eniten tosiaan nautin noista promoista. Ottelun olivat totta kai hyviä niin ikään. Oli pelottavaa katsoa, miten O'Haire heitteli Horiguchia ympäri kehää, miten Heron ja Quackenbruxhin tiimi hävisi ylimieliselle Gismolle ja miten Precious Lucy otti ison voiton Sexxxy Eddiestä. Nuo matsit olivat mielestäni varmaan koko tapahtuman parhaat. Tarinat ovat näiden kahden Project: X:n show'n aikana edenneet jopa enemmänkin kuin toivottua vauhtia. On hyvä nähdä, että yksi liittoutuma ei kisaile pelkästään toisen kanssa, vaan että kukin tahtoo koko ajan olla se kaikkein paras. Pidän myös yleensäkin factionien johtajien roolista tässä diaryssa. Russo nyt on tullut loistavasti esiin, ja sitten juuri Quinones on saanut paljon ruutuaikaa. Myös kapteenien tai vakuuttavimpien painijoiden erottuvuus omista jengeistään tuo hyvää lisää tähän. On helppoa sanoa, että Awesome, O'Haire ja Steen ovat koko porukan overimmat tällä hetkellä Project: X:n sisällä. Huonoa tästä diarysta ei juurikaan löydy. Tyylillesi ominaista on kirjoittaa suht raskaita virkerakenteita silloin tällöin, mutta jos muutat niitä, lopputulos ei taatusti ole yhtä hyvä kuin tällä omalla tyylillä. Seuraavaksi veikkaukset seuraavaan show'hun: Kuishinbo Kamen w/ Ebessan vs Shawn Stasiak The Flying Clown, I love. The Boring Clown, I hate. PuhLEEZ~?! Kid Kamikaze vs Jigsaw Avenger-Menin jobbaus jatkuu. Kun Kamikaze huijaa voiton Jigsaw'sta, nämä miehet ottavat seuraavassa show'ssa yhteen Kamikazen bravuurimatsityypissä, tag team -ottelussa. Tag Mayhem Qualifier: ”Vicious” Vic Grimes & Altar Boy Luke vs Chuck Palumbo & Johnny Stamboli O'Hairen lisäksi muut World Championit eivät pärjänne muille kuin Quinonesin joukoille. ”Barbaric Berzerker” Jimmy Jacobs vs Scorpio Sky Ei Scorpiota underdogiksi tähän matsiin, Jacbs on kerta kaikkiaan liian iso hänelle, veikkaamma. Tag Mayhem Qualifier: ”Sex XXXPress” Sexxxy Eddy & The Arsenal vs Nate Webb & Precious Lucy Josko nyt olisi The Spyderin vuoro kuitata voitto The Arsenalista? No, jos ei nyt niin sitten tulevaisuudessa, sillä tulevaisuutta riittää. Mexico’s Most Wanted vs Genki Horiguchi & Susumu Yokosuka Japanilaiset ansaitsevat hyvityksen, tulkoon se MMW:tä vastaan sitten. Chris Hero vs ”Rock Superstar” Kaos No tätä Kaos ei häviä. Miksikö? 'Coz Bush is da booka, my friend. Super Dragon vs Sean O’Haire Tässä ottelussa O'Haire tulee sentään kokemaan kipua, kun Dragonin chopit ja yläköysisetti tämähtää täysillä häntä päin. Se ei kuitenkaan tule varmaankaan riittämään voittoon IMO koko diaryn overimmasta painijasta tällä hetkellä. Overimman painijan mantteli kyllä vaihtuu, jos se voitto tulee. Mielenkiintoinen card, luvassa ei ole hirveästi unelmamatseja, mutta senkin edestä toimintaa ja jatkuvuutta. Turha edes sanoa, että tätä toivotaan lisää. |
? - Tiedot eivät hävinneet sittenkään, vaan olivat turvassa muistitikulla...Foorumin #1 Jonas Gustavsson -mark.
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| trancendancy | Jun 3 2005, 13:39 Post #17 |
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Esh, tulihan se show sieltä. Todella mukavaa lukea noin tiivistettyjä paketteja täysmittaisten matsien sijaan. Ja veikkaukset ovat täsä: Kuishinbo Kamen w/ Ebessan vs Shawn Stasiak -Team Posliini pellet voittavat helposti amatöörimäisesti ruskettuneen Planet Stasiakin. Kid Kamikaze vs Jigsaw -Jigsaw on vastaus jokaiseen hänen otteelunsa. Tag Mayhem Qualifier: ”Vicious” Vic Grimes & Altar Boy Luke vs Chuck Palumbo & Johnny Stamboli -(Ent.) FBI vie tämän. ”Barbaric Berzerker” Jimmy Jacobs vs Scorpio Sky -DROOL~! Sensaatiomainen ottelu päättyy tasapeliin. Kunpa päättyisikin! Scorpio Sky voittaa. Tag Mayhem Qualifier: ”Sex XXXPress” Sexxxy Eddy & The Arsenal vs Nate Webb & Precious Lucy -"Kanada" Mexico’s Most Wanted vs Genki Horiguchi & Susumu Yokosuka - Luchadore < puroresu (suomennettuna kuulostaa harvinaisen hölmöltä: vapaapaini < vapaapaini) Chris Hero vs ”Rock Superstar” Kaos -Hero ei onnistu voittamaan Kaosia kaiken maailman Cravate lukoillaan. Ei vaan pysty. Super Dragon vs Sean O’Haire -Super Dragon! *CLAP-CLAP-CLAPCLAPCLAP* |
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Mielestäni ryhmien kokoonpanot olivat mahtavia, mutta jotkin viittasivat vähän sellaiseen suuntaan että Cage Of Deathin tyylistä stable-myllytystä on luvassa...mutta, mutta...veikkauksia!


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