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m4n edit your post; on rsc
Topic Started: Jan 30 2007, 03:41 AM (73 Views)
brady
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Warning sexual content..if you wish to not read it then...dont!



Ok this little girl and her dad were at home one nite,the dad was takin a shower.the little girl came up and asked "can i plz hav a shower with you?"
the dad replyed "certinly!" so the girl jumped in.. soon the girl asked "daddy what is that?" *pointin at his genitals* so the dad replyed "well,thats my little green alien" soon after the shower it was bed time..so the dad jumped in bed.soon after the girl asked if she could slepp with him and he let her.it soon became the mornin and the dad woke up..yet something was wrong.he was in hospital!...he asked why he was and his daughter cheerfully replyed "daddy your little alien spat at me so i bit it off!"


ok there were 3 kids and they found a leprocawn..rofl spelt wrong...ne ways after they found him and helped him out he said they could slide down his magical rainbow and wish for anything they wana land in.the first kid slides and and yells "moneyyy", the second slides down and yells "chocolate",then the 3rd slides down and yells "weeeeeee" lol


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i clearly said i dident want anymore cp posting i proved our point to tlp and they have no proof that they won. please edit it out.
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rofl funny stuff, keep up the good jokes :drunk:
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I liked the second one :banana1:
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lol
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lol :D
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lol :D ^ and that post was also me but i forgot i wasent logged in lol
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