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Council Read; No, you read now
Tweet Topic Started: Nov 7 2006, 11:41 PM (1,508 Views)
o0--N33b--o0	Nov 7 2006, 10:31 PM Post #61
Rick Roll Fan Posts: 2,668 Group: Old School Member Member #287 Joined: May 13, 2006	Semi™ Nov 8 2006, 04:28 AM Damn-Ham The preacher's wife was making Sunday dinner, when the preacher walked in the house and says "that ham smells wonderful." His wife replies "That's a Dam-Ham." The preacher was surprised by his wife's use of profanity. She showed him the wrapper and explained that was the brand name of the ham. They sat down for dinner and the preacher says to his son, "Son, pass me the dam-ham." and his son replies, "that's the spirit, Pop, now pass me the fucking potatoes" LOL?



+Magerz	Nov 7 2006, 10:31 PM Post #62
Posts: 4,207 Group: Corrupt Pure Member #300 Joined: May 13, 2006	Semi™ Nov 7 2006, 10:30 PM Eating Healthy An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to the wife's interest in health food and exercising. When they reached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and a Jacuzzi. As they looked around, the old man asked St. Peter how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," St. Peter replied. "This is Heaven." Next, they went out in the back yard to survey the championship-style golf course that the home bordered. They would have golfing privileges every day and each week, the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, "What are the greens fees?" St. Peter replied, "This is heaven, you play for free." Next, they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out. "How much to eat?" asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet? This is Heaven, it is free!" St. Peter replied, with some exasperation. "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly. St. Peter lectured, "That's the best part, you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick either. This is, after all, Heaven." With that, the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and screaming wildly. St. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault! If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!" LOL. blame the wife :lol:



+Semi™	Nov 7 2006, 10:39 PM Post #63
NoStarvAsianLax Posts: 2,706 Group: Elite Member #395 Joined: May 23, 2006	k no more for today =P
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+Magerz	Nov 7 2006, 10:39 PM Post #64
Posts: 4,207 Group: Corrupt Pure Member #300 Joined: May 13, 2006	Semi™ Nov 7 2006, 10:39 PM k no more for today =P NOES!!!!! Look at my siggy.



+Semi™	Nov 7 2006, 10:41 PM Post #65
NoStarvAsianLax Posts: 2,706 Group: Elite Member #395 Joined: May 23, 2006	lol ya i like that one
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+Semi™	Nov 7 2006, 10:42 PM Post #66
NoStarvAsianLax Posts: 2,706 Group: Elite Member #395 Joined: May 23, 2006	M4n 1n Sk1rt Nov 7 2006, 10:39 PM NOES!!!!! Look at my siggy. OFFICIAL NUMBER #1 FAN OF SEMI'S JOKES! lol..
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pur3 x 3vi1	Nov 7 2006, 10:44 PM Post #67
Goblin Posts: 136 Group: Guest Member #1,466 Joined: October 10, 2006	lol i get it



+Semi™	Nov 7 2006, 10:59 PM Post #68
NoStarvAsianLax Posts: 2,706 Group: Elite Member #395 Joined: May 23, 2006	for me, around 11pm so i can get up early aka right now =) cya Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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o0--N33b--o0	Nov 7 2006, 11:00 PM Post #69
Rick Roll Fan Posts: 2,668 Group: Old School Member Member #287 Joined: May 13, 2006	lmao



`Rage	Nov 7 2006, 11:41 PM Post #70
Dragon Posts: 2,899 Group: Old School Member Member #301 Joined: May 13, 2006	I've thought long and hard about the so called jobs and positions, will be a load off your backs, since we dont really have a need for such positions as hc and co leader Which is why, bear with me , high coucnil and co leaders going to be moved to what i personally think your strs are on, and since im here, you guys got nothing to worry about I personally tihnk being in same position gives more way to working on things together, ill be pmin you your perhaps future position, and defenitly know that mods, advisor, and warlord rank will remain It will defenitly create a more lax clan atmosphere, if not trust you will earn from people, since your expected too much as a co leader or council If you wish to disagree, ofcourse you may, just in a more formal manner If you wish to be de-ranked, i'll do without no question
	In the dark deep we live, in the light of honor we die


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