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Council Read; No, you read now
Topic Started: Nov 7 2006, 11:41 PM (1,503 Views)
sinz
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STOP REPLYING TO EVERY GOD DAM JOKE M4N! YOU SPAMMING NOOB!
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sinz
Nov 8 2006, 08:58 PM
STOP REPLYING TO EVERY GOD DAM JOKE M4N! YOU SPAMMING NOOB!

what do you mean? i think jokes r funny :lol:
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Hit U First
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arch3rmaster
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Nov 7 2006, 09:59 PM
Pool full of Aligators
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.

One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!" As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.

The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?" The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the asshole who pushed me in the pool!"

Lmfao, thats a good one
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haha nice one.
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lmfao, i think i've heard that one before, but funny :P
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lol, i like the one about how parents met.. "My father was doing some strange chores for my mother. They won't tell me what kind." -Jeremy, AGE 8
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m4n u dipshit stop spamming :hammer:
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I guess thats cool, well see how it works out hopefully it helps the clan, wat happens with like mod/admin cps and halfs/ops in chat?
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