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Council Read; No, you read now
Topic Started: Nov 7 2006, 11:41 PM (1,504 Views)
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Nov 8 2006, 04:12 PM
Bus Boy
A little boy got on a bus and sat behind the driver and said:
"If my dad was a bull and my mum was a cow I'd be a baby bull."
The bus driver scowled and told the kid to shut up.
But the kid went on with: "If my dad was an elephant and my mum was a girl elephant I would be a baby elephant."
The bus driver started to get angry but the boy carried on with other animals until the bus driver finally yelled at him and said: "What if your dad was a fucking drunk and your mum was a prostitute?"
"That's easy," said the boy. "I would be a bus driver."

rofl truth hurts!
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Nov 8 2006, 04:28 PM
Insults
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the back of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathised and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He should be fired for that."
"You're right," she said defiantly. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That.'s a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey for you."

roflmfao!

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11pm everyday.. i need my beauty sleep.
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Nov 8 2006, 07:36 PM
11pm everyday.. i need my beauty sleep.

i try to go for 9pm so i can wake up early and play rs (only time i can)

but i usually push it to 11pm
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Nov 8 2006, 07:44 PM
heh

DUDe, can you link me to the site where you got these? or did you make em?
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Nov 8 2006, 08:12 PM
DUDe, can you link me to the site where you got these? or did you make em?

just look around
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Nov 8 2006, 05:54 AM
so what your saying instead of High Council each person will have there own specal job in the clan?

It'll be mushed in with current mod and wl ranks, meaning more ppl in less ranks
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