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| K-e-n | Nov 8 2006, 02:55 PM Post #91 |
Going For 99 mage atm
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wel usally like 11 but i talk to my girlfriend on the phone for like an hour too so like 12 |
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| +Semi™ | Nov 8 2006, 03:45 PM Post #92 |
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i thought zombies slept |
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| +Semi™ | Nov 8 2006, 03:54 PM Post #93 |
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Which way to heaven? A Sunday school teacher was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question: "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?" Little Kelli raised her hand and said: "I think it's your hands!" "Why do you think it's your hands, Kelli?" Kelli replied: "Because when we pray, we hold our hands together in front of us so God must take our hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" said the teacher. Then little Jennifer raised her hand and said: "I think it's your legs, miss!" The teacher looked at her with a puzzled expression and asked: "Now, Jennifer, why on earth do you think it would be your legs?" Jennifer replied: "Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was shouting, 'Oh God, I'm coming' at the top of her voice!" |
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| +Semi™ | Nov 8 2006, 04:01 PM Post #94 |
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panda version A panda walked into a restaurant, sat down, and ordered a meal. After he'd finished, he grabbed the waitress, yanked down her panties and took her roughly from behind. The diners looked on in horror, too scared to interfere as he shot a huge load between her thighs. As the panda stood up to go, the manager finally plucked up the courage to shout "Hey! Where the hell do you think you're going? You just fucked my waitress and didn't pay for your meal!" The panda yelled back at the manager: "I'm a PANDA, you dipstick. Look it up!" The manager opened a dictionary and read the following definition for panda: 'A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinctive black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves.'[/B] |
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| +Semi™ | Nov 8 2006, 04:12 PM Post #95 |
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Bus Boy A little boy got on a bus and sat behind the driver and said: "If my dad was a bull and my mum was a cow I'd be a baby bull." The bus driver scowled and told the kid to shut up. But the kid went on with: "If my dad was an elephant and my mum was a girl elephant I would be a baby elephant." The bus driver started to get angry but the boy carried on with other animals until the bus driver finally yelled at him and said: "What if your dad was a fucking drunk and your mum was a prostitute?" "That's easy," said the boy. "I would be a bus driver." |
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| +Semi™ | Nov 8 2006, 04:19 PM Post #96 |
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Warning: SEXUAL CONTENT Twice a Year A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. "What the hell are you doing?" he asks. "I'm moving to Amsterdam," she replies. "I've heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies: "I'm coming too, I want to see how you live on £800 a year." |
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| queen da imp | Nov 8 2006, 04:25 PM Post #97 |
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that was good. i did not laugh at any of ur jokes though. i got way better ones but their all racist. |
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| +Semi™ | Nov 8 2006, 04:28 PM Post #98 |
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Insults A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the back of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathised and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He should be fired for that." "You're right," she said defiantly. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That.'s a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey for you." |
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| +Magerz | Nov 8 2006, 04:32 PM Post #99 |
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rofl! |
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| +Magerz | Nov 8 2006, 04:33 PM Post #100 |
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eats, shoots (skeet), and leaves!!! lol! |
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