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~!~A SY L UM HACKED~!~; caught by dark
Tweet Topic Started: Jul 19 2006, 04:50 AM (510 Views)
o0--N33b--o0	Jul 19 2006, 12:08 AM Post #1
Rick Roll Fan Posts: 2,668 Group: Old School Member Member #287 Joined: May 13, 2006	TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.(i would do that) 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.(i would do that too) 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.(fo sho) TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY... 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9..... loll



dr p e p p a	Jul 19 2006, 12:13 AM Post #2
Goblin Posts: 206 Group: Guest Member #304 Joined: May 13, 2006	lmao n33b ur a crack up :bunnydance: :bunnydance: :bunnydance:
	[size=7]Dr P E P P A[/size] 84/90 str 71/75 atk 52/52 prayer 66/ 82 mage 74/?? hps 3 def fo lyfe 76 combat ownage


`Rage	Jul 19 2006, 12:20 AM Post #3
Dragon Posts: 2,899 Group: Old School Member Member #301 Joined: May 13, 2006	nice lol
	In the dark deep we live, in the light of honor we die


Dark \| L I E	Jul 19 2006, 04:50 AM Post #4
cp's ~ORIGINAL~ mage MISTA DAVE! Posts: 789 Group: Guest Member #292 Joined: May 13, 2006	OMFG!! that sucks big fuckin monkey penis!!!
	[size=7]<b>Joined: 14-May 06</b>[/size] <HR color="#80ff80"> YOU JUST LOST A LOYAL MEMBER! GL SOME OF U! <HR color="#80ff80">


twistertj3	Jul 19 2006, 04:59 AM Post #5
F2P pker for life! Posts: 352 Group: Honoured Guest Member #324 Joined: May 14, 2006	Omfg nooooo@@@@ Fucking hacker!! Lets hope he hasnt got defence :verymad: :verymad: :verymad: :verymad:
	[size=8]Twistertj3[/size] Attack 50/50 Done Strength 77/80 Focus Defence 5/5 Done Magic 56/59 Prayer 31/31 Done Combat 62/?? Hitpoints 67/??


Dark \| L I E	Jul 19 2006, 05:07 AM Post #6
cp's ~ORIGINAL~ mage MISTA DAVE! Posts: 789 Group: Guest Member #292 Joined: May 13, 2006	i really do hope he burns in hell!
	[size=7]<b>Joined: 14-May 06</b>[/size] <HR color="#80ff80"> YOU JUST LOST A LOYAL MEMBER! GL SOME OF U! <HR color="#80ff80">


B E E N O	Jul 19 2006, 08:25 AM Post #7
Unregistered	ROFL nice
Unregistered


M4g3r Ownage	Jul 19 2006, 09:37 AM Post #8
King Black Dragon Slayer Posts: 1,776 Group: Guest Member #349 Joined: May 15, 2006	wow, thats different lol, only u coudl think of this n33b
	[size=14]Def 4 Lyfe[/size] [size=6]My Goals:[/size] [size=2]91/94 Magic ~ Incomplete 95/99 Range ~ Incomplete 89/99 Hit Points ~ Incomplete 80/80 Defence ~ Complete 85/85 Strength ~ Complete 72/65 Slayer ~ Complete 99/99 Cooking ~ Complete[/size] 96/85 Fletching ~ Complete 99/99 Ownage ~ Complete


KeV	Jul 19 2006, 10:14 AM Post #9
Imp Posts: 380 Group: Guest Member #341 Joined: May 14, 2006	M4g3r Ownage Jul 19 2006, 09:37 AM wow, thats different lol, only u coudl think of this n33b He copyed it form fow forums. Foe thought of it lol.
	Oldest Oldschool Of Them All


i tobbe i	Jul 19 2006, 10:26 AM Post #10
yap..fuck me..i dont giva shit Posts: 886 Group: Guest Member #321 Joined: May 14, 2006	O0__N33b__O0 Jul 19 2006, 06:08 AM 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.(i would do that too) 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. LOL thoose where the best ( i wud do that fosho :S)
	Dont like me, cuz i WILL hate you


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