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Topic Started: Oct 25 2017, 06:20 PM (325 Views)
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I remember Jane's pet rats, they were cute. I remember when Mikey died.
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Scarlet fever isn't a very serious condition.
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Michelle = my shell. I told Monty to get off my back because he's not my shell.

I can't believe none of you got that.
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Patrick
Oct 29 2017, 01:14 AM
Michelle = my shell. I told Monty to get off my back because he's not my shell.

I can't believe none of you got that.

1. Maybe I didn't get it because I am your shell, and always have protected you in my own way.

2. Maybe I didn't get it because "my shell" doesn't sound enough like "Michelle" - the "i" sound is too different.

3. Maybe I didn't get it because like I already said, I was unwilling to give it more thought than it deserved - I figured it may have been another "Oct 8th" attempt of your 's which meant nothing, and would only serve to distract me from other open and not shut cases I'm still working on.

PS. I think today that "The Prestige" was the best movie ever made - better than Clue, The Burbs, The Hateful Eight and more recently, The Wizard of Lies, and I still don't get how my second oldest brother thought years ago that The Prestige was somehow boring.
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Wry
Oct 30 2017, 08:45 PM
Patrick
Oct 29 2017, 01:14 AM
Michelle = my shell. I told Monty to get off my back because he's not my shell.

I can't believe none of you got that.

1. Maybe I didn't get it because I am your shell, and always have protected you in my own way.

2. Maybe I didn't get it because "my shell" doesn't sound enough like "Michelle" - the "i" sound is too different.

3. Maybe I didn't get it because like I already said, I was unwilling to give it more thought than it deserved - I figured it may have been another "Oct 8th" attempt of your 's which meant nothing, and would only serve to distract me from other open and not shut cases I'm still working on.

PS. I think today that "The Prestige" was the best movie ever made - better than Clue, The Burbs, The Hateful Eight and more recently, The Wizard of Lies, and I still don't get how my second oldest brother thought years ago that The Prestige was somehow boring.

Though I'm generally angrier than Angier in The Prestige, and though I'm not a magician (and the one who just watches them) I too, don't like taking my bows under the stage.....the stage this lying world of our's too often forces me onto, and then under....then I prove the actors wrong, and I take pride in it - but if only they could see me when I do......
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Wry
Oct 30 2017, 09:09 PM
Wry
Oct 30 2017, 08:45 PM
Patrick
Oct 29 2017, 01:14 AM
Michelle = my shell. I told Monty to get off my back because he's not my shell.

I can't believe none of you got that.

1. Maybe I didn't get it because I am your shell, and always have protected you in my own way.

2. Maybe I didn't get it because "my shell" doesn't sound enough like "Michelle" - the "i" sound is too different.

3. Maybe I didn't get it because like I already said, I was unwilling to give it more thought than it deserved - I figured it may have been another "Oct 8th" attempt of your 's which meant nothing, and would only serve to distract me from other open and not shut cases I'm still working on.

PS. I think today that "The Prestige" was the best movie ever made - better than Clue, The Burbs, The Hateful Eight and more recently, The Wizard of Lies, and I still don't get how my second oldest brother thought years ago that The Prestige was somehow boring.

Though I'm generally angrier than Angier in The Prestige, and though I'm not a magician (and the one who just watches them) I too, don't like taking my bows under the stage.....the stage this lying world of our's too often forces me onto, and then under....then I prove the actors wrong, and I take pride in it - but if only they could see me when I do......

"And making something diseapear, isn't enough.....you have to bring it back."

Just like 172 needs to bring Blu back, or his Twitter account - that is the prestige.
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I thought The Prestige was lame and boring.

Some good movies:

Gone Girl
The Witch
Deathproof
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Wry
Oct 30 2017, 08:45 PM
Patrick
Oct 29 2017, 01:14 AM
Michelle = my shell. I told Monty to get off my back because he's not my shell.

I can't believe none of you got that.

1. Maybe I didn't get it because I am your shell, and always have protected you in my own way.
Pffft, hardly. You've tried (and failed) to destroy me ever since you stumbled into my path.
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Patrick
Oct 31 2017, 12:32 AM
Wry
Oct 30 2017, 08:45 PM
Patrick
Oct 29 2017, 01:14 AM
Michelle = my shell. I told Monty to get off my back because he's not my shell.

I can't believe none of you got that.

1. Maybe I didn't get it because I am your shell, and always have protected you in my own way.
Pffft, hardly. You've tried (and failed) to destroy me ever since you stumbled into my path.

1. You stumbled into my path.

2. I find it strange that you said that RIGHT after I was talking about The Prestige. Towards the end of the movie, one of the very few lines Roger Rees had (rich millionaire guy that I remember mostly from "Cheers")
was, "should your paths cross.....I can't stop you from speaking your mind" - and that phrase or variation of that phrase is NOT used in every single movie that there is, least of all one I was just talking about here. This is too weird.
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No, you stumbled into my path. I let you cling to my leg for a few years and then left you by the wayside.
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Patrick
Oct 31 2017, 07:39 AM
No, you stumbled into my path. I let you cling to my leg for a few years and then left you by the wayside.

I don't remember it that way.
We don't remember it that way.

We remember me banning you from my amazonile.com
website. We remember you shortly crying about it at ihatesexism and Cribbins calling me an asshole or something.

We remember me leaving here for 3 years.
We remember you being glad when I came back.
We remember you following me to ihatemen.org when you weren't following me to my own website.
We remember you saying "you lost my support and friendship" in the last email you sent me, and my last to you was the one before your last to me. We remember you calling me a mean spirited cunt right afterwards at P.O.T.S. We remember me not once referring to you as a friend in all the years I knew you, at all, not once, especially not like you did me, especially in that serious sounding email.

Forget who bumped into who's path. Like anyone walking separate paths through the forest, they tend to bump into each other, should they bump into each other at all. I may have attached myself to your leg, but no more than you did mine, I've just always tended to write a lot more online than you do, and not just to you, but when I write at all and to anyone, or when I write about anything or nothing - just writing in the sky - wry in the sky - so that means of "attachment" doesn't too much count.
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Ghost
Oct 26 2017, 03:59 AM
I remember Jane's pet rats, they were cute. I remember when Mikey died.

I ended up eating (no I didn't) my old pet guinea pig that Jane said was "so fucking cute."

That's what happens when one risks it all on one big endeavor - risks his own health, time, money, and risks not being able to create many more good memories - when eating and living becomes a second priority - when hardship becomes first.
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172 is Blu. It's obvious: One Seventy-Two, One Seventy-Blu.
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Perhaps 172 and Blu were both creations of someone who never revealed themselves to us?
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Why do you doubt Blu's authenticity?

Jeebs was friends with Blu on Xbox and they used to send voice messages to each other. So there.
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