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Topic Started: Sep 6 2017, 04:57 AM (113 Views)
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I just read Donald Trump has heart problems. Thats the problem electing someone who is in their 70's. I'll only be 34 in a few days.

I promise not to ban anyone unless im somehow forced to obey the current rules....for awhile anyway, but if im allowed to change a few, I will....i really dont even know what powers i will have, but if i have the power to change a few, I will. Thats my pitch.

Some people in this world like a champion, and i want to be that champion.

I'd say im a family man....but i dont live in a family land, so dont hold that against me.

Im a self made business man with no real help from my family. My dad helped me out the best he could in the past though, just enough so i wouldnt starve to death....and he paid to have my plumbing fixed.....but i paid a little bit more than him to have his car fixed.....pretty much around the same time.....within a year between both problems. No headstarts for me, but after a life of hell, and pyschological torment and financial distress, i was cut a couple breaks, so i took advantage of my opportunities.....since i only ever had two. I'm not talking about the car and plumbing things either.....they werent opportunities.....they were problems. Two big enough opportunities.....two lemons, so two lemonades....though i prefer iced tea....

"Vote OR Die!...Vote FOR Wry!"
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I meant, "Vote OR Die!...Gloat FOR Wry!"
Since i wanted three DIFFERENT words in each set that rhymed....WRYmed with the other set.
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Actually, i think i'll go with, "Vote OR Die! Vote FOR Wry!" anyway....gloatwtf...?
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Excellent, well laid out platform and biography. If the vote remains tied, I will be voting for you to become the new Supreme Adjudicator.
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Sep 6 2017, 06:01 PM
Excellent, well laid out platform and biography. If the vote remains tied, I will be voting for you to become the new Supreme Adjudicator.

Do you get 2 votes? Did you already vote and get an additional tie breaker vote....or were you only planning on making a tie breaker vote, need be? Or if you haven't voted at all....you could vote for me, tie up the votes and make a new poll. Jane didnt even give a speech. That degree "the universe is gonna implode through a micro cellular wireless digital blackhole" nerd loves powerful women cuz he's so weak....needs some extra female muscle in his corner. i bet he voted for her. Its the 21st century, guys. I thought we all caught on by now that when women have power, we....or atleast i dont....cuz i dont even care about men anymore since too many of them dont even care about themselves....only certain underground pro men cult members do. That guy down my and your street certainly doesnt give a crap about himselfs....cuz himselfs too busy caring about women who dont care about hims....just pretend they do for a few minutes every now and again. I only care about me and if i ever have 2 sons, care about them, and sell my daughters to the highest bidder, just like they used to. Theres only so much to go around. You can share a cab.....you cant share power....not really....you can only try....you can assign different duties to different people and say, "you take care of this, i'll take care of that....and you get to do that, and i get to do this and we're ALL powerful"....but no they arent. i just wanted another reason to stick around anyway....jane will be here until she's a little old lady, whether she's supreme whatever or not.
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Sep 7 2017, 10:36 AM
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Sep 6 2017, 06:01 PM
Excellent, well laid out platform and biography. If the vote remains tied, I will be voting for you to become the new Supreme Adjudicator.

Do you get 2 votes? Did you already vote and get an additional tie breaker vote....or were you only planning on making a tie breaker vote, need be? Or if you haven't voted at all....you could vote for me, tie up the votes and make a new poll. Jane didnt even give a speech. That degree "the universe is gonna implode through a micro cellular wireless digital blackhole" nerd loves powerful women cuz he's so weak....needs some extra female muscle in his corner. i bet he voted for her. Its the 21st century, guys. I thought we all caught on by now that when women have power, we....or atleast i dont....cuz i dont even care about men anymore since too many of them dont even care about themselves....only certain underground pro men cult members do. That guy down my and your street certainly doesnt give a crap about himselfs....cuz himselfs too busy caring about women who dont care about hims....just pretend they do for a few minutes every now and again. I only care about me and if i ever have 2 sons, care about them, and sell my daughters to the highest bidder, just like they used to. Theres only so much to go around. You can share a cab.....you cant share power....not really....you can only try....you can assign different duties to different people and say, "you take care of this, i'll take care of that....and you get to do that, and i get to do this and we're ALL powerful"....but no they arent. i just wanted another reason to stick around anyway....jane will be here until she's a little old lady, whether she's supreme whatever or not.
Sorry, I promised to vote only in the case of a tiebreaker.
Also, please review Rule 3. This will be your only warning.

Thanks.
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Almost everyone that age has some heart abnormality. It's generally not a big deal. I am walking around with a damaged liver, damaged heart, damaged lungs and other organs somewhat impaired due to a disease. But, I feel as strong as a bull and my doctors have not advised that I refrain from anything. Just because you have abnormal readings or appearance in your innards on scans does not mean that your innards are not working okay. I just ignore it because I feel great. We can see Trump move around and he's not concealing any physical limitation as far as we can tell, so he's probably got a lot of years left.
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Almost everyone that age has some heart abnormality. It's generally not a big deal. I am walking around with a damaged liver, damaged heart, damaged lungs and other organs somewhat impaired due to a disease. But, I feel as strong as a bull and my doctors have not advised that I refrain from anything. Just because you have abnormal readings or appearance in your innards on scans does not mean that your innards are not working okay. I just ignore it because I feel great. We can see Trump move around and he's not concealing any physical limitation as far as we can tell, so he's probably got a lot of years left.

I dont care about Trump's heart....a lot of people say he doesn't even have one, and is a sociopath.

That was only one little thing i said, just to make myself look better. Thats politics. You say Trump has a history of not paying his employees....i say Clinton ripped off Haiti, and is an ugly bitch.

And, since you've listed your health problems in my pledge thread, i'll do the same.

Ive had prostate problems since my early 20's which is almost unheard of, and dont usually begin until a man is in his 40's and i could barely piss for years now and probably gonna die from prostate cancer, if i dont somehow find, or look harder for a cure. This shrink i had said they were sending him all over the place about his prostate....trips out of state, and nothing worked for him. So with the CONSTANT nagging feeling i have to take a piss all the time, yet seldom can, combine that also with CONSTANT nagging ringing in my ears (and CONSTANT nagging inability to breathe right that i mention later) since i have tinnitus....extreme ringing in my ears ive had i think my whole life and something i can never get used to....either i was born with it or somehow developed it from some early childhood unknown trauma....and william shatner developed it from a prop explosion on the set of the original Star Trek series and contemplated suicide since it can drive you insane, and he blames it for one of his marriages failing. Something is wrong with my thyroid and im supposed to take meds for it, but dont even bother anymore....some thyroid problems can make people fat, but i was spared that....but a bad thyroid can lead to other health problems. My brother who is only two years older than me was not so long ago diagnosed with emphesema....in its early stages, and they said if he quit smoking soon it could possibly reverse itself, but he doesnt care. And he's unstable enough....if every second becomes like fighting to breathe through a straw, it will push him over the edge, and im two clicks away from it myself if im not already in the early stage and just havent gone to the doctor about it. I quit smoking cold turkey for a couple years, but started again, and i always chainsmoked more than my brother.....and my dad smoked for like 50 years....he quit like 6 years ago....and my mom smoked for like 40 years....just quick estimates here....and she still smokes and nothing wrong with them....and here we are, both my brother and i, only in our 30's...not even alive as long as both of my parents just smoked.....him truly having emphesema and me probably having it. Plus i have acid reflux disease and i think a new could be serious colon or intestine problem, but im too immature to want to get a colonoscopy like my doctor strongly recommended....and my aunt died of colon cancer. And i have the worse sinus problems in the world and can barely breathe as is.....threw my nose....and my lungs as of late....and its not my imagination....im not that stupid that i cant seem know if its incredibly hard to breathe right, and it hit me real hard a few times already that i could barely breathe each of those days it happened....all day each time it happened like i had a paper bag over my head or worse...all day....each day it happened....and it went away, came back, went away....those strong heavy hitter breathing episodes.....i seem better at the moment, ....better.....not clean and clear and under control lungs....but last year around this time i was breathing pure oxygen....and if you combine not being able to barely breathe through my nose from the worse sinus problems in the world with not being able to breathe through my lungs also....if i have emphesema....two horrible things making it impossible to breathe....i WILL kill myself....forget living like that....life sucks enough when you can simply breathe.

In that case forget my "big bag of cash" and dreams of moving to a good country and making a fresh start of creating a new strong family legacy or dynasty. If i didnt care so much about creating a strong, long running, powerful family legacy or dynasty like ive thought about all of my adult life....and i only cared about myself....my one life....my one new family....my one new immediate family.....id probably just risk it....take the coin toss, and try it in shithole america....if my immediate family worked out....it worked out....if it didnt, it didnt....but i care more about just this one life.
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"You say Trump has a history of not paying his employees"

When the hell did I say that? I voted for Trump and love that he is president.
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"This shrink i had"

Ah, now I understand.
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"You say Trump has a history of not paying his employees"

When the hell did I say that? I voted for Trump and love that he is president.

I didn't mean "you" as in "you-you"....it was just a hypothetical example....."you".....as in anyone who could say that or has said that....or advertised on any flyer mailed to my house from Clinton supporters.

But you probably said it also and just forgot.
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"You say Trump has a history of not paying his employees"

When the hell did I say that? I voted for Trump and love that he is president.

I didn't mean "you" as in "you-you"....it was just a hypothetical example....."you".....as in anyone who could say that or has said that....or advertised on any flyer mailed to my house from Clinton supporters.

But you probably said it also and just forgot.

Actually, come to think of it, it may have been a rhetorical and hypothetical example. A little bit of both.
I'm not entirely sure.....what i do know is i was explaining that i didnt really care about Trump's heart problem....atleast not so much as trying to make myself look better....or if not "better" than Trump, since he wasnt running for "SA" here....then just a way to make me look good, period..... in that im young and fit enough to run this place....and then i said "thats politics"....which should have made you know right then and there that i meant the art of shame tactics involved with them....which right afterwards i went onto what you should have known was just an example of such shame tactics should you and i have actually been "guilty" of it.
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Me Just A Moment Ago:
"should you and i have actually been "guilty" of it."


Me Now:
I was slightly "guilty" of it myself....but thats another story....we're on the "where the hell did i (you) say that?" part of the story....and i never really meant that you did....say that....say what?
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A tip for future reference:

If i am to say that you had really said something, i will say it similar to the following:

"You SAID Trump has a history of not paying his employees."

If i were to mean it as rhetorical and/or hypothetical, i will say it as the following:

"You SAY Trump has a history of not paying his employees...."....and then i finish up with the other part of the rhetorical and/or hypothetical example.....along with whatever i may also say working up towards it, that may help you better realize that i wouldnt have said you said something unless you actually said it.
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