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| Deleted User | Jul 30 2012, 08:26 PM Post #16 |
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One persons cardboard box is another persons palace. You don't seem happy Monty. Perhaps your time would be better spent concentrating on your own life rather than trying to rank the lives of a bunch of strangers that you don't know much about. |
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| Deleted User | Jul 30 2012, 09:58 PM Post #17 |
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"One persons cardboard box is another persons palace." That's what i already said. Matter of perspective. "You don't seem happy Monty" I'm as happy as my personality will permit. Wouldn't want to ever be too happy, or else I wouldn't face my eventual death well....and be spending my entire life trying to beat death since it's TOO great to let go of, making robots and shit to transplant my brain in to, only to fail, and end up wasting my whole life trying to preserve my whole life. "Perhaps your time would be better spent concentrating on your own life rather than trying to rank the lives of a bunch of strangers that you don't know much about." I do concentrate on my own life, and only takes a few minutes to rank the 5 or more years known "strangers" of this site. I can squeeze it in. Time management. |
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| Deleted User | Aug 1 2012, 12:10 PM Post #18 |
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Monty's the only person here I'd consider a loser. I don't read any of his posts and haven't read more than three (and not even the whole way through) in the last two years. He spends so much time on mentally ill, boring rants that nobody else even reads. Now that's a loser. I don't believe in God, but if I did I'd thank the heavens he put people like Monty on this Earth to make people like me feel better about themselves. |
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| Deleted User | Aug 1 2012, 07:04 PM Post #19 |
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Doesn't change the order dude. Winners To losers: 1. 172. (though he finally admitted he actually inherited his business and wasn't joking - inherited it, sold it, and bought a different one.) 2. Me. 3. Jefe 4. MAYBE Jem. You, Mark, LB, Nos, Groobz and the G are all interchangable losers. But I could break it down even further. You are the biggest loser, cuz you just don't care about anything whatsoever cept being put here to annoy the world.....and ya actually take fake pride in it. Ya leave for like a year, come back, tell everyone ya just was banned from some other forum nobody cares about for being an idiot and pretended you were cool or something.....if ya get banned, ya get banned, but you are worse than a 12 year old. The G went to college atleast and takes trips with his dad, Nos is self employed I think....but ya can be self employed collecting tin cans...., LB i guess is an out of work licensed satanic minister with no actual field experience. Mark lives with his parents i think but atleast he can come here while being at work. You are the biggest loser I've ever known besides an actual dead person. P.S. And there is no emotionalism involved in my decision making process here, and a mechanical loser machine would come up with the same results. |
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| Deleted User | Aug 1 2012, 07:09 PM Post #20 |
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"I don't believe in God, but if I did I'd thank the heavens he put people like Monty on this Earth to make people like me feel better about themselves." No, that's black people, but that never worked out for ya either, cuz ya finally realized they too were better than you. |
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| Deleted User | Aug 1 2012, 07:14 PM Post #21 |
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This thread was meant to serve as a wake-up call Monty. I didn't intend it as a platform to bash other members. |
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| Deleted User | Aug 1 2012, 07:22 PM Post #22 |
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I didn't intend that either. just calling it how I and the Mechanical Loser Machine sees it based on simple basic everyday winner/loser criteria. |
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| Deleted User | Aug 1 2012, 07:38 PM Post #23 |
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Nope, that be Nos, if ya haven't noticed, I really don't even say anything here anymore, and within the last year, was banned for like half of it, and when i come here I really don't even say anything, so ya know.....you with the emotionalism. Talked about me not being able to change my bike pedals, talked briefly about this crazy facebook chick I know, rated the losers here in order, showed recent pictures of myself, and pretty much just talk about stuff i want to buy and about my property,....pretty much all i've said here in the last 6 months to two years, with an occasional "bitches suck" thrown in, so for someone who hasn't read my posts in two years, ya really don't even know I don't even really rant here anymore (Nos is the ranter, and the boring one at that) and it's not boring stuff, unless ya just think any normal everyday talk-----> (discussing recent movies, current events, some chick ya want to stick it in her butt....just everyday stuff is boring)------>that doesn't involve bodily functions is boring stuff. Stuff just friends talk about, but since you've never had a friend, you wouldn't know what normal talk between them was. Nobody is about to swing on a chandelier to wake your dead self up. Find your own entertainment, say, a fucking hobby. Not gonna act like an idiot anymore just so some loser who never comes here thinks I'm less boring and more a manic crazy childish idiot like himself, cuz i have to make it out in the real world now by myself, and can't act like you, or GodIsaMan anymore, even at the expense of being boring, and being how boring you really are, (and you've admitted that you never have anything the fuck to say in real life....or hell, even online) you have no room to talk. |
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| Deleted User | Aug 1 2012, 09:15 PM Post #24 |
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Do I get extra winner points for being able to make really good pizza? :p |
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| Deleted User | Aug 1 2012, 11:35 PM Post #25 |
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Yes. |
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| Deleted User | Aug 1 2012, 11:39 PM Post #26 |
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| Deleted User | Aug 2 2012, 12:05 AM Post #27 |
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Pizza will be the death of you master Nos! Have you never heard of meat? Red meat ought to be cheap in Brazil as cheap as it used to be in Peron's Argentina, when even the lowest paid person could eat steak. |
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| Supreme Adjudicator Admin | Aug 2 2012, 04:03 AM Post #28 |
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| Deleted User | Aug 3 2012, 06:02 AM Post #29 |
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I've talked about that to one of my fundy cousins once. You see, these fundy Pentecostalists keep telling me things like "this whole world lies in the wickedness" as a way to convince me that this life has no importance, and that we would all be better off dead and in the Paradise... The best way to make me keep an unhealthy habit is to say it's going to kill me. The last time I went to a doctor, she said something like "you should stop eating canned food and pasta or [insert dreadful consequence to my health here]". Maybe if any of those doctors of the past had told me something like "you should eat [some food] because it will improve your chances to get pussy" and I would gladly be changing my eating habits. But I think these people do that on purpose, it's like they KNEW I think life sucks, and since they want the termination of people like me, they just come and say "eating this food will kill you". The message falls directly to our subconscient mind that that sort of food will kill us, and, to die is exactly what we want. Let's see: I'm going 37 next September, it's been 13 years I do not know what it feels like to fuck a vagina, I'm getting really old, I live in a country where 99% of all women are ugly like the Dog (*) eating mangoes in the middle of the street under the midday sun, and the remaining 1% think they can get better men than I, the communists have taken ahold the power in my country, and I cannot immigrate to Australia because nobody wants any non-British persons in that island, my fucking parents have become like babies wanting me to do everything for them... So you come and you tell me that "eating pizza is going to kill me"... You WANT ME to eat more and more pizza and canned tuna till I die, don't deny that. Now that I've known that Jemadinha is a Good Englishwoman, I'm willing to ask her for her pizza receipts, I would like to die eating a good Teutonic-made pizza at least. I've always wanted to die like Marcelo Mastroiani in that movie "La Comilanza" where he eats like crazy and dies of indigestion. (*) Portuguese, "Cão" it means either "dog" and "the devil". - |
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| Deleted User | Aug 3 2012, 09:44 AM Post #30 |
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Do you like chilli con carne Xing? I made a lovely pizza topped with chilli a few weeks ago. |
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