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A Final Message
Topic Started: Jul 23 2012, 04:39 PM (233 Views)
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Everyone here except Jemma of course is a loser. We are all losers to varying degrees though. Nos and Mark are the biggest losers, Nos wallows in his misery like a pig in its own muck. He point blankly refuses to acknowledge that he is at fault in any way, it is always somebody else's fault that he is miserable. I say to him that you'll be unhappy until the very last second of your life if you don't fully and completely accept that you are the one that causes yourself pain and misery, the ball is in your court now Nos.* Mark insists that he likes his job and maybe so, but there is something eating away at him, because nobody spends $120.00 CAN a week on alcohol, a toxin if there isn't a deep well of unhappiness there.

teh G and Jefe while losers they could still turn their lives around. Teh G in particular needs to get out of his head and just start living, be spontaneous G. G needs to get out in the fresh air, he should take up fishing, hunting or marathon training preferably all three. Monty if we can believe him is at least attempting a number of things to improve the present and the future. As for Nate he is ruining his health and there is a great deal of truth in the saying: 'if you've got your health you've got everything.'

I strongly recomend taking up meditation!

To the Virgins, to make much of Time

GATHER ye rosebuds while ye may,
Old Time is still a-flying:
And this same flower that smiles to-day
To-morrow will be dying.

The glorious lamp of heaven, the sun, 5
The higher he 's a-getting,
The sooner will his race be run,
And nearer he 's to setting.

That age is best which is the first,
When youth and blood are warmer; 10
But being spent, the worse, and worst
Times still succeed the former.

Then be not coy, but use your time,
And while ye may, go marry:
For having lost but once your prime, 15
You may for ever tarry.


Robert Herrick




* I recommend charity work as this will Nos out of the house and out of his head and he'll see many reasons to be grateful for what he has.
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Talking about health, John D Rockefeller the world's richest man at the time so wrecked his health that he had to live on watery soup and the blandest nursery food, anything else would have killed him! John D was also the most hated man in America. He wrecked his health* and caused people he'd never met to despise him all because of his insatiable greed for money.

* Although he lived to be 98 it was a pathetic existence.

Edited by Mark, Jul 24 2012, 02:59 AM.
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Green Dragon
Jul 23 2012, 04:39 PM
Everyone here except Jemma of course is a loser.
Speak for yourself. Does Jemma even have a job?
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Green Dragon
Jul 23 2012, 04:39 PM
Everyone here except Jemma of course is a loser. Monty if we can believe him is at least attempting a number of things to improve the present and the future.
I quit smoking after chain smoking for 12 years, just two years ago, when most people NEVER quit....someone who may or may not have OCD managed to summon his willpower and quit CHAIN smoking for after so many years. I quit drinking twice a day....used to WAKE up in the AM and start drinking, get drunk before noon, fall asleep a few hours, wake up and get drunk later that same day....did that for several years in a row....i drink a couple 40 malt liquors a MONTH now. I ride my bike 3-4 times a week around my old paper route and work out regularly anymore.....EVERY dollar i spend goes on paying off my 4-house property....i sort of got a "girlfriend"....it's complicated, but still dont even want a girlfriend.....HOW isn't JEM a loser? Cuz she got knocked up accidently at some point and had a bastard child, and maybe is married to some other guy now? I view marriage as THE worse mistake a person (especially a man) can make, and i NEVER wanted to get married my entire life cuz i find it entrapment and the quickest way to sign your life away.....so your are no longer FREE in a land of Freedom....America, and i will have too much to lose now, so i'm 100% sure i will NEVER get married, cuz i dont want to become a loser. If anything, Jem is almost as big a loser as Nate, Nos, or Cribbins.


Winners here in this order:

1. 172 (though he doesn't come here anymore)
2. Me
3. Jefe (i think....remember him saying he has a cool car and HD projector)
4. MAYBE Jem, if you find the normal stale life of mediocrity and family living "winning"


Mark, Nate, LB, Cribbins, The G, Groobz are all interchangable losers.



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Green Dragon
Jul 23 2012, 04:39 PM
Everyone here except Jemma of course is a loser.

She tries to kiss Jemada's ass, while Jemada didn't even vote for LB for Global Moderator.


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^---- That was the status of the poll today July 23rd 2012 (Mordad 2nd 1391) at 18:50 Brasilia/Buenos Aires Time (-03:00 UTC).

Only ONE vote for Global Moderator which was LB's own vote and Jemada either voted NO or just didn't bother about that poll.

This is what LB has always done on these forums, she kisses the ass of the female members in seek for allies so she could attack all the male members with her passive-agressive sarcams.

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I would NEVER vote for LB for Global Moderator. What LB really wants is to get ahold of our IP numbers so she could send us port scam attacks.

When I offered myself to be moderator at IHS, these people full of hatred against foreign people (172, Godisaman a.k.a. Jane, LB and alikes) insinuated I wanted to stalk people which was a lie and a defamation against me. Then fuck them. What goes around comes around and I do not want any of them peeping on my IP numbers either.

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Thanks for your concern LB, but my life is in a pretty good spot right now.
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jefe
Jul 23 2012, 11:45 PM
Thanks for your concern LB, but my life is in a pretty good spot right now.
That's good Jefe I am pleased. :)

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Mark was the first 'NO' voter, then Nos and Jefe.

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Hazzmatty
Jul 23 2012, 06:56 PM
Mark, Nate, LB, Cribbins, The G, Groobz are all interchangable losers.



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I think Im ok. You should worry about yourself.
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nate
Jul 24 2012, 01:57 PM
I think Im ok. You should worry about yourself.
If this was facebook I would just lazily "like" Nate's response. If I wasn't within a half hour of going to bed I'd point by point break down everything LB said. If I still give a shit tomorrow when it's earlier in the day I'll come back and do so.
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Actually my life is almost perfect right now, but thanks for the concern Monty. :p
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perfectJem
Jul 30 2012, 08:20 AM
Actually my life is almost perfect right now, but thanks for the concern Monty. :p
I wasn't concerned, and don't talk to me.
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perfectJem
Jul 30 2012, 08:20 AM
Actually my life is almost perfect right now, but thanks for the concern Monty. :p
Oh, and people who don't have ambition, well, their life is almost perfect living in a cardboard box. Matter of perspective.
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