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My first time on webcam ever
Topic Started: Jul 18 2012, 07:34 PM (83 Views)
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Is about to take place next Friday night.

I'm going to be interrogued by a bunch of lefties about my political views.

I'm not going to censor myself any a bit. Hopefully Dilma Figa will send someone after me and I'll have a nice excuse to ask the government of the Province of Quebec for political asylum.

If you only saw the faces of the guys I'm going to talk to... They all look like rabid radical Muslins.

I miss the times when I could just destroy my modens and rid of the internet at all for several weeks.
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Jul 18 2012, 07:34 PM
Is about to take place next Friday night.

I'm going to be interrogued by a bunch of lefties about my political views.

I'm not going to censor myself any a bit. Hopefully Dilma Figa will send someone after me and I'll have a nice excuse to ask the government of the Province of Quebec for political asylum.

If you only saw the faces of the guys I'm going to talk to... They all look like rabid radical Muslins.

I miss the times when I could just destroy my modens and rid of the internet at all for several weeks.
Good luck, Nos. I know you can handle it.

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Normal Brazilian #1: Nos I put it to you that you are just a very disturbed individual who is merely parrotting his father's opinions and needs to grow up!

Nos: Aieeeee! I am hating you. You are not Brazilian you are Jane or LB!!

Normal Brazilian # 2: Nos! we are Brazilians and we have never heard of Jane or LB.

Nos: Aieeeee Bog must I be continually tormented by these Europeans witches?

Normal Brazilian # 1: We are offended by your views on Brazilian women.

Nos: Aieeeee, all Brazilian women are fat, ugly negresses!

Mark: Ha ha.

Normal Brazilian #1 and #2(together): By the Virgin of Guadaloupe you'll pay for that remark Nos!! Senor Mark keep out of this conversation.

Nos: I going to smash my modem(for the 17th time this year) and trip to Patagonia. I am hating you all you imps of Jane and LB!



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Jul 19 2012, 04:34 PM


Normal Brazilian #1 and #2(together): By the Virgin of Guadaloupe you'll pay for that remark Nos!! Senor Mark keep out of this conversation.





Actually most of those guys are self-declared atheists. They are that kind of lefty that claim "the opium is the people's religion" or something for that effect.

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Xingador
Jul 19 2012, 09:53 PM
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Jul 19 2012, 04:34 PM


Normal Brazilian #1 and #2(together): By the Virgin of Guadaloupe you'll pay for that remark Nos!! Senor Mark keep out of this conversation.





Actually most of those guys are self-declared atheists. They are that kind of lefty that claim "the opium is the people's religion" or something for that effect.

I think you're looking for "religion is the opiate of the people." (or "masses" in place of "people")
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The G
Jul 20 2012, 04:40 AM
I think you're looking for "religion is the opiate of the people." (or "masses" in place of "people")

Yes, you're right TheG, that's the exact quote, "religion is the opiate of the people", thank you for having helped me with that.

Although some of those guys look so scary that they really look like as if the opiate was their religion :D
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Everything fell way above my expectations.

Those guys are not that serious, one of them was playing Glenn Miller's mp3s, the other one was having fun with the features that input funny masks and hats on people's faces on webcam, the other one was like just watching and pulling a comment every now and then... Basically only TWO were asking me stingy questions, but I got to respond everything with ease and without falling on much traps (thank you LB, Jane, Hmm, 172 and all the people who ever talked sideways to me, you had been valuable teachers). I was saved by a libertarian guy who entered the debate after some minutes and that guy basically took over the debate. Then everyone got bored and started talking about rubbish.

I feel really blessed to see how much better looking I am compared to all those guys. I really I have very precious genes and it's my duty to marry a woman as good looking as I am because my children deserve to look as beautiful as I am.

Yes, it really boosted my self-steem to have a webcam session with such ugly guys. I am a living god walking over the face of the earth and everyone who thinks otherwise is a complete retard.

I really have a blood of Roman throbbing in my veins. I look like the bust of a Roman Emperor. Nate, you and all the other Magyars who talk ill of Romanian people, you can go see if I'm in the corner of the street (only because you are Magyars and I love Magyars, were you Celt and I would be sending you to a very bad place). I am the perfect blend of German, Roman and Iberian because it really looks like I acquired only the best traits of each of those three races. I am like Star Trek's Kahn Noonien Singh, I am the miracle of Genetics.

Do you want to know why I dislike Italians? I dislike them because Romanians got much more Roman than the Italians do, but the Italians like to brag about being the "Romans"...

I love myself you guys... God will provide me a Super Aryan German woman to breed my kids because I do not deserve anything less. And if God doesn't do it, He can go to Hell.



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Glad it went well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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At least your satisfied. thats good.
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Thanks Mark and Nate.
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Xingador
Jul 22 2012, 10:59 PM
Everything fell way above my expectations.

Those guys are not that serious, one of them was playing Glenn Miller's mp3s, the other one was having fun with the features that input funny masks and hats on people's faces on webcam, the other one was like just watching and pulling a comment every now and then... Basically only TWO were asking me stingy questions, but I got to respond everything with ease and without falling on much traps (thank you LB, Jane, Hmm, 172 and all the people who ever talked sideways to me, you had been valuable teachers). I was saved by a libertarian guy who entered the debate after some minutes and that guy basically took over the debate. Then everyone got bored and started talking about rubbish.

I feel really blessed to see how much better looking I am compared to all those guys. I really I have very precious genes and it's my duty to marry a woman as good looking as I am because my children deserve to look as beautiful as I am.

Yes, it really boosted my self-steem to have a webcam session with such ugly guys. I am a living god walking over the face of the earth and everyone who thinks otherwise is a complete retard.

I really have a blood of Roman throbbing in my veins. I look like the bust of a Roman Emperor. Nate, you and all the other Magyars who talk ill of Romanian people, you can go see if I'm in the corner of the street (only because you are Magyars and I love Magyars, were you Celt and I would be sending you to a very bad place). I am the perfect blend of German, Roman and Iberian because it really looks like I acquired only the best traits of each of those three races. I am like Star Trek's Kahn Noonien Singh, I am the miracle of Genetics.

Do you want to know why I dislike Italians? I dislike them because Romanians got much more Roman than the Italians do, but the Italians like to brag about being the "Romans"...

I love myself you guys... God will provide me a Super Aryan German woman to breed my kids because I do not deserve anything less. And if God doesn't do it, He can go to Hell.



Do you have a good looking face like Shawn Badyk? :D

Also, you disparage Celts in this post. You specifically make comments against the Irish in other posts.....you got a problem with my people (along with the Germans, Czechs, and others), boy?
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