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Fun on omegle
Topic Started: Apr 15 2009, 09:37 AM (294 Views)
Garbledeenia
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OK So Omegle is a chat site where the person you chat to is chosen at random. You can imagine the kind of fun you can have with this site. Such as

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: where are you from?
Stranger: sweden :)
Stranger: you?
You: I'm currently at the south pole
Stranger: really? wow!
You: I'm part of a biological survey group
Stranger: that's pretty cool! what are you doing there?
You: Checking ozone levels
You: what do you do?
Stranger: not much :)
You: How is Sweden this time of year?
You: I'm realy interested
You: you see
Stranger: it's spring. it's still some snow but it's getting warmer :)
You: I never wanted to be a biologest
You: I always wanted to be...
You: A LUMBERJACK
You: leaping from tree to tree
Stranger: whats that?
You: as they float down the rivers of British Colombia
You: The Larch
You: The Redwood
You: The Mighty Scotts pine
You: With my best girl by my side
You: We'd sing, sing, sinh
You: Ohhhhhhhh
You: I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok
You: I sleep all night and I work all day
You: I cut down trees I eat my lunch
You: I go to the lavertory
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Edited by Garbledeenia, Apr 16 2009, 08:08 PM.
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Garbledeenia
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello Mr. Bond!
Stranger: good evening
You: We meet agai
You: n
Stranger: How did you find me?
You: do you realy think that I'm so stupid that I would hire adiquite security
You: I saw you th moment you walked threough the door!
You: Did you realy think you could stop me on your own?
Stranger: are you going to attempt to kill me. by an over the top scheme, giving me ample timw to escape again?
You: of course. Only this time I'm going to watch. Pluss I have this fully loaded semi-automatic if you try anything
Stranger: do you have to watch, I promise I won't try anything smart
You: Of course I'm going to watch. You have escaped once too often
You: but not this time!
You: Nor will I tell you of my evil plan
Stranger: please tell me I'm curious
You: Oh. Ok
You: I plan to take over the the world by rocking!
Stranger: rocking?
You: My chops will be so rightious that the human race will be paralised
You: and there is nothing you can do!
Stranger: chops?
You: I will shread on my ax so hard that you will all be immobalised with rock!
You: and I will rule the world!
You: *Grabs guitar from behind seat*
You have disconnected.
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ninjapenguin
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"Joss Whedon is my master now."
looks like fun but i can't work out how to register/log in, etc
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Garbledeenia
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Sry. wrong link. Its fixed now
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ninjapenguin
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"Joss Whedon is my master now."
none of my convos were post-worthy but it was fun....awkward and more than a little weird
i think i'll need a bit more practise before posting anything
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Garbledeenia
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I realise its a recurring theme but I couldn't help myself


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: are you safe?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: nah, im dangerous.
Stranger: are you safe?
Stranger: us
You: have they reached there yet?
Stranger: who?
Stranger: the terrorists?
You: the hoard?
Stranger: thats was 8 years ago
Stranger: the hoard?!
You: no they're not terrorests
Stranger: OMG W.O.W
Stranger: :D
You: if you don't know who the hoard are then your safe
You: for now
Stranger: damn.
You: listen to me carefuly
Stranger: will they get me?
Stranger: alright
You: you need to find a weapon
You: something fast
Stranger: sweet, im in the kitchen. knives will do fine
You: You need to do better than knifes
Stranger: shit!
Stranger: what shall i look for?!
You: they're not much good against raptors
Stranger: DAMN.
You: somthing high guage
Stranger: rifles are in the attic
You: that will pearce thier leathery flesh
Stranger: yes!
You: can you weld?
Stranger: i could set the oven's gas and blow them up!
Stranger: hmm i can try!
Stranger: what should i weld?
You: that could work. But then you leave yourself in the open
Stranger: damn.
Stranger: what about the pool?
Stranger: can drown them out
You: find shelter
Stranger: right?
You: somwhere solid
You: not a wooden structure
Stranger: california doesnt have basements!
Stranger: :O
You: they can bite thru wood
Stranger: im screwed
Stranger: the FRIDGE!
You: and also
You: be carefull of the zombies
Stranger: damn.
You: they're slow
Stranger: they wont catch my scent will they?
Stranger: ill be in the fridge
You: but under the controal of the raptors
Stranger: damn.
You: and (most of them) have thumbs
Stranger: :O
You: so that they can open doors and stuf
Stranger: im going to get raped then!
You: not if you consent
Stranger: ill use my dog as bait to trap them in the garage
You: thats no good
You: there's too many of them
Stranger: ill gather all the dogs in the city
Stranger: yet...not good enough
You: your best choice of gear is a high guage weapon (for th raptors) and a chainsaw for close combat
Stranger: im stuck then
Stranger: the chainsaw is in the garage
You: find somwhere high
Stranger: where will i find this weapon?
Stranger: THE TREES
You: an upper floor of a high rise would work nicly
Stranger: my house is three floors but it wont work
You: weld the door shut with metal beams
Stranger: they jump pretty high
You: and camp by the window.
Stranger: just like 30 days of night?
Stranger: will turn into a raptor????
You: only with raptors
Stranger: i*
You: no a zombie
Stranger: :O
You: don't be stupid
You: OH MY GOD! THEY'RE GETTING IN!
Stranger: hmm...the super market!
You have disconnected.
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ninjapenguin
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"Joss Whedon is my master now."
:lol: that was funny

i've had little comic luck with mine so far but i'll keep trying ;)
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Nedinud
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:lol: Looks like you need to get people who will play along for a while.
That looks like fun, I may try. :P
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ninjapenguin
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"Joss Whedon is my master now."
my personal fav so far, though i did have a semi-interesting chat with a werewolf


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: cyber sex?
You: rofl no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Nedinud
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Lol what would you have done if they'd said yes? :P
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ninjapenguin
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"Joss Whedon is my master now."
probably the same thing i said before...rofl no! but maybe a few more nos
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