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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 15 2009, 09:37 AM (294 Views) | |
| Garbledeenia | Apr 15 2009, 09:37 AM Post #1 |
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OK So Omegle is a chat site where the person you chat to is chosen at random. You can imagine the kind of fun you can have with this site. Such as Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hey You: where are you from? Stranger: sweden ![]() Stranger: you? You: I'm currently at the south pole Stranger: really? wow! You: I'm part of a biological survey group Stranger: that's pretty cool! what are you doing there? You: Checking ozone levels You: what do you do? Stranger: not much ![]() You: How is Sweden this time of year? You: I'm realy interested You: you see Stranger: it's spring. it's still some snow but it's getting warmer ![]() You: I never wanted to be a biologest You: I always wanted to be... You: A LUMBERJACK You: leaping from tree to tree Stranger: whats that? You: as they float down the rivers of British Colombia You: The Larch You: The Redwood You: The Mighty Scotts pine You: With my best girl by my side You: We'd sing, sing, sinh You: Ohhhhhhhh You: I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok You: I sleep all night and I work all day You: I cut down trees I eat my lunch You: I go to the lavertory Your conversational partner has disconnected Edited by Garbledeenia, Apr 16 2009, 08:08 PM.
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| Garbledeenia | Apr 15 2009, 10:47 AM Post #2 |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello Mr. Bond! Stranger: good evening You: We meet agai You: n Stranger: How did you find me? You: do you realy think that I'm so stupid that I would hire adiquite security You: I saw you th moment you walked threough the door! You: Did you realy think you could stop me on your own? Stranger: are you going to attempt to kill me. by an over the top scheme, giving me ample timw to escape again? You: of course. Only this time I'm going to watch. Pluss I have this fully loaded semi-automatic if you try anything Stranger: do you have to watch, I promise I won't try anything smart You: Of course I'm going to watch. You have escaped once too often You: but not this time! You: Nor will I tell you of my evil plan Stranger: please tell me I'm curious You: Oh. Ok You: I plan to take over the the world by rocking! Stranger: rocking? You: My chops will be so rightious that the human race will be paralised You: and there is nothing you can do! Stranger: chops? You: I will shread on my ax so hard that you will all be immobalised with rock! You: and I will rule the world! You: *Grabs guitar from behind seat* You have disconnected. |
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| ninjapenguin | Apr 16 2009, 06:52 PM Post #3 |
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"Joss Whedon is my master now."
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looks like fun but i can't work out how to register/log in, etc |
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| Garbledeenia | Apr 16 2009, 08:08 PM Post #4 |
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Sry. wrong link. Its fixed now |
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| ninjapenguin | Apr 16 2009, 08:51 PM Post #5 |
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none of my convos were post-worthy but it was fun....awkward and more than a little weird i think i'll need a bit more practise before posting anything |
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| Garbledeenia | Apr 21 2009, 07:37 AM Post #6 |
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I realise its a recurring theme but I couldn't help myself Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: are you safe? You: where are you from? Stranger: nah, im dangerous. Stranger: are you safe? Stranger: us You: have they reached there yet? Stranger: who? Stranger: the terrorists? You: the hoard? Stranger: thats was 8 years ago Stranger: the hoard?! You: no they're not terrorests Stranger: OMG W.O.W Stranger: ![]() You: if you don't know who the hoard are then your safe You: for now Stranger: damn. You: listen to me carefuly Stranger: will they get me? Stranger: alright You: you need to find a weapon You: something fast Stranger: sweet, im in the kitchen. knives will do fine You: You need to do better than knifes Stranger: shit! Stranger: what shall i look for?! You: they're not much good against raptors Stranger: DAMN. You: somthing high guage Stranger: rifles are in the attic You: that will pearce thier leathery flesh Stranger: yes! You: can you weld? Stranger: i could set the oven's gas and blow them up! Stranger: hmm i can try! Stranger: what should i weld? You: that could work. But then you leave yourself in the open Stranger: damn. Stranger: what about the pool? Stranger: can drown them out You: find shelter Stranger: right? You: somwhere solid You: not a wooden structure Stranger: california doesnt have basements! Stranger: :O You: they can bite thru wood Stranger: im screwed Stranger: the FRIDGE! You: and also You: be carefull of the zombies Stranger: damn. You: they're slow Stranger: they wont catch my scent will they? Stranger: ill be in the fridge You: but under the controal of the raptors Stranger: damn. You: and (most of them) have thumbs Stranger: :O You: so that they can open doors and stuf Stranger: im going to get raped then! You: not if you consent Stranger: ill use my dog as bait to trap them in the garage You: thats no good You: there's too many of them Stranger: ill gather all the dogs in the city Stranger: yet...not good enough You: your best choice of gear is a high guage weapon (for th raptors) and a chainsaw for close combat Stranger: im stuck then Stranger: the chainsaw is in the garage You: find somwhere high Stranger: where will i find this weapon? Stranger: THE TREES You: an upper floor of a high rise would work nicly Stranger: my house is three floors but it wont work You: weld the door shut with metal beams Stranger: they jump pretty high You: and camp by the window. Stranger: just like 30 days of night? Stranger: will turn into a raptor???? You: only with raptors Stranger: i* You: no a zombie Stranger: :O You: don't be stupid You: OH MY GOD! THEY'RE GETTING IN! Stranger: hmm...the super market! You have disconnected. |
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| ninjapenguin | Apr 21 2009, 09:08 AM Post #7 |
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"Joss Whedon is my master now."
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that was funnyi've had little comic luck with mine so far but i'll keep trying ;) |
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| Nedinud | Apr 21 2009, 02:37 PM Post #8 |
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Looks like you need to get people who will play along for a while.That looks like fun, I may try.
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| ninjapenguin | Apr 21 2009, 04:31 PM Post #9 |
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my personal fav so far, though i did have a semi-interesting chat with a werewolf You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: cyber sex? You: rofl no Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Nedinud | Apr 21 2009, 06:17 PM Post #10 |
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Lol what would you have done if they'd said yes?
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| ninjapenguin | Apr 21 2009, 06:21 PM Post #11 |
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probably the same thing i said before...rofl no! but maybe a few more nos |
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that was funny

10:31 AM Jul 11