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| Ninjas vs. Pirates; The eternal question | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 26 2008, 01:29 PM (765 Views) | |
| Sypons | Aug 26 2008, 01:29 PM Post #1 |
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I thought this would be easier than me trying to remember who voted for what. So my way of thinking; ninjas are great, truly awesome. Get to do all kinds of crazy fighting things and sneak about. But pirates are also great, they have ships and they get to burn and pillage as well as all other sorts of unsavory activities. And thats why I chose pirates, both groups are great but really, ninjas ony get to kill people, pirates are the whole range of immoral activites. |
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| ninjapenguin | Aug 28 2008, 10:42 AM Post #2 |
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| Rextu | Sep 9 2008, 06:48 PM Post #3 |
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I'm going to shoot whoever says "ninja pirates" or "ninjas can jump across seas." |
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| ninjapenguin | Sep 10 2008, 11:13 AM Post #4 |
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so what does that make you? a cowboy?
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| Sypons | Sep 10 2008, 08:04 PM Post #5 |
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Hey 50/50 spilt. Also, shoot away. Already a zombie remember? |
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| ninjapenguin | Sep 10 2008, 10:41 PM Post #6 |
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| disposablepuppetland | Sep 12 2008, 06:52 PM Post #7 |
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I'd have to say pirates. Ninjas never speak, so they're deprived of the witty banter most pirates posses. |
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| ninjapenguin | Sep 12 2008, 08:13 PM Post #8 |
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i must belong to the only living chatty clan of ninjasWhat do you call a group of ninjas? You don't call them anything because you're dead before you realize they're there. What do you call a group of pirates? A political pARRRRRRRty. |
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| disposablepuppetland | Sep 15 2008, 10:21 PM Post #9 |
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Also, ninjas never have beards. This is a major shortcoming. I think being a ninja would be quite boring too. Ok you can do all these awesome moves when you're fighting, but when you're not fighting it's just endless training, and "yes master", "no master", "right away master". You never hear a pirate say "yes master". He might say "aye aye cap'n", but you know he's secretly planning a mutiny. Pirates never do any training, it all just comes naturally to them. When they're not busy a-plunderin', they're swiggin' tha grog and paartyin' hard. Also, pirates have much more punctuation. |
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| ninjapenguin | Sep 16 2008, 06:14 PM Post #10 |
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really? i'd say that pirates have appalling punctuation, pronunciation, enunciation and just about every other 'tion relevant to the English language but I think that adds to their charm personally, i call no one master but if anyone feels the urge to call me Supreme Ninja Mistress, i'd be ok with that but i'm not growing a beard for anyone |
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| Sypons | Sep 17 2008, 10:36 AM Post #11 |
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I think he has a point. Its more fun to write pirates talking than ninjas. Its along the lines of Ninja:..... Pirate: AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH (See, I got it right in time for September 19th) |
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| ninjapenguin | Sep 17 2008, 04:31 PM Post #12 |
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if you think we're letting you off the hook (no pun intended) just because you emit a paltry ARRRRRH then think again! I want to see at least half a dozen terrible pirate jokes first
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| Sypons | Sep 19 2008, 01:01 PM Post #13 |
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There be no terrible pirate jokes because pirates be awsome cap'n. YARRRRR!!! *Swigs rum* |
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| ninjapenguin | Sep 21 2008, 11:35 AM Post #14 |
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perhaps I be the only one then who tells bad pirate jokes What do you get when you mix a pirate with a vampire? DraculARRRR What is a pirate's favourite type of music? Arr and B! |
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| Sypons | Sep 23 2008, 09:35 AM Post #15 |
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The vampire one is good. |
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so what does that make you? a cowboy?

i must belong to the only living chatty clan of ninjas
perhaps I be the only one then who tells bad pirate jokes
10:31 AM Jul 11