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Weekly Updates; I hope.
Topic Started: Jan 21 2005, 09:38 AM (4,166 Views)
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The Foreign Affairs Chancellory would like to apologize for the tardiness of this publication and for its resultant length. We would also like to draw your attention first to a number of important announcements not covered elsewhere in this update:

1) Design a flag for Equilism! Copious cookies will be awarded to contributors.
2) Who will be the next WAD? Chaucerin is stepping down.
3) Tse Moana resigns as Heir and Admin, remains Advocate General and recovers fun.
4) Neo-Conservatism retires.
5) Elections due to begin August 1; emergency powers invoked to ensure continuation of election cycle in the absence of Neo-Conservatism as Governor General.


Military Liaison Report
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Equilism Army Headquarters

Leadership of the E-Army
Chief of Staff - Zorn Uzkul
Commanders - Felasia and Tarricoe
Military Liaison - vacant

Public News
No formal reports were received from the Military Liaison during this period. The E-Army has, however, continued to work to defend regions, taking part in the defense or liberation of at least the following regions: Technotopia, Kush, Zombies and Mattresses, Middle earth of light, Germania, Vexia, Utopia, and South Lewis.


Foreign Affairs
Chancellory of Foreign Affairs Weekly Update: Highlights June 22-July 26 2008

Current Chancellory Posts

Chancellor of Foreign Affairs: Naivetry
Deputy Chancellor: Biyah
Deputy Chancellor: Midiri

June 22 - In the past week, Equilism was pleased to reopen relations with Nederland. Talks have begun with the FRA, a treaty draft with New Liberalia has been forwarded to the College for approval, and a number of other projects carrying over from the previous week are nearing completion. Equilism has also turned down an invitation to join the NationStates Union, a new joint embassies forum, since we are already sending an ambassador to the NationStates Public Embassies.

June 29 - Equilism formally reopened relations with the Meritocracy this week. A friendship treaty with New Liberalia is now under discussion in the College. Topics of conversation in the Chancellory this week included the FRA, SIREN, and Tycholand's proposal to institute a new cultural exchange program across several regions.

July 20 - The Chancellor has been absent for the past several weeks and apologizes for the lapse in communication.

Since the beginning of the month, talks with the FRA have continued, several additional regions have been contacted regarding SIREN membership, and at the request of the tyrannical motivational Lord Chancellor, Equilism has approached Antarctica, Liberty Republic, and Zurich with embassy requests. Several additional regions are under consideration as well. Equilism is currently considering embassy requests from NeoUnited Dictatorship and Walbard Union, in addition to an application for embassy reopening from The United Kingdom. As the term winds down, the Chancellor anticipates conducting another general embassy clean-up to free ambassadors for more active posts.

July 26 - Equilism Foreign Affairs has been busy redecorating our foreign embassies/consulates sector this week; an embassy exchange was approved by Antarctica, leading to the creation of their embassy in Equilism, and both The Last Kingdom and Walbard Union were granted consulates. In addition, we are pleased to announce the reopening of relations with Jethnea and The United Kingdom. NeoUnited Dictatorship is still under consideration.

Mutual statements of apology and reconciliation have been posted between the FRA and Equilism after a series of diplomatic incidents several weeks ago, and we look forward to the normalization of relations between our two fine organizations.

Staff Changes

As Chancellor of Foreign Affairs, I regret to announce that I have accepted Tycholand's letter of resignation as Senior Advisor to the Chancellory, due to differences of approach in foreign policy. I would like to take this moment to acknowledge the experience and service of Tycholand in the Chancellory of Foreign Affairs, and to express my continued appreciation of his presence and his contributions here. Tycholand will still be serving as Ambassador-General, and I thank him for the offer to continue doing so. Any questions or concerns may be directed to Naivetry.


Domestic Affairs
Chancellory of Domestic Affairs Weekly Update: Highlights June 21-July 26 2008

Chancellor: Tycholand
Deputy Chancellor: Thoughtful Ideas

June 21
- Plans are still being discussed on how to reorganize/revive the RP-forum.
- The Equilism World Cup has almost finished (final is on June 24)
- The E-Beach Festival will commence on June 25. Various promotional activites have taken place or are still underwau and the events are being prepared.
- The Chancellor has raised the idea of an "Events Course" at the Equilism University.

June 29
- The Equilism World Cup has (almost) finished!
- The E-Beach Festival has gotten-off to a great start!
- Attempts are under way to revive the Equilism University and establish exchange programs with universities from other regions.
- The Chancellor has started an events course.
- Plans have been made for a Cultural Calender
- The RP forum will be ‘re-designed’.
- The Casino, Munjpets and the Attack Shop are available. Thanks for all your hard work Westwind!

July 5
- The E-Beach Festival is going on at the moment. Activities are underway or sign-up has closed or will be closing soon for some of the activities.
- Work is underway for the revival of the Equilism University: courses are being created and the Chancellor has posted a vacancy for the position of Dean in the Public Courtyard. All Equilism citizens are invited to apply for this position.
- The RP-forum has undergone a revamp: there is now an Archive forum and a Current Roleplays forum. Threads have been updated and a new post has been created with old maps dating back a couple of years. Enjoy!

July 12
- The Equilism University plans are still being worked-out. Courses, forum layout and the new University Library are being worked on. A new Dean of the Equilism University will be appointed shortly.
- The E-Beach Festival is still going strong.

July 20
- The E-Beach Festival (with various activities) is still ongoing.
- Simpistan has been appointed as Dean of the Equilism University.
- The revamped Equilism University is starting to take shape.
- Plans are underway for an Interregional Summer Olympics, hosted by Equilism, Fidelia and New Liberalia.

July 26
- The E-Beach Festival is still ongoing.
- The interior decoration of the University has been started by the new Dean, Simpistan.
- Sign-up for the Inter-regional Olympics, organized/hosted by New Liberalia, Fidelia and Equilism, is underway. Each region has their own Olympics sub-forum where you can sign-up. Various events will be held in each regional sub-forum.



Immigration
Chancellory of Immigration Weekly Update: Highlights June 18 - July 28 2008

Chancellor: The Monkye
Deputy: Whamabama
Naturalisation Officers: Simpistan, Greenburrow
Immigration Officers: Greezer, Ruthgar

Date: 18 June 08 | Population: 344 (+14) | Delegate Endorsements: 76 (+13)

Whamabama won the recruitment competition with 465 nations recruited. Monk recruited 100 nations. Simpistan recruited 151 nations. Go Immigration team! Naivetry recruited 24 nations. and Tycholand didn't post his list but recruited 100 (I'm including the 80-odd that mysteriously disappeared). A total of 840 nations were recruited in total. Names of lists will now be voted on to see which one is Equilism's favourite. The population hit 350 briefly last week, before settling down to the low 340's so far this week.

The Chancellor is pleased to announce that Simpistan and Greenburrow have joined the crew. Simp is in as a naturalisation officer, while GB is as yet un designated (though will probably be a naturalisation officer). The Chancellory is still interested in finding new peons to work for it. Applications go to the Chancellor or the Deputy.

100endos for the WAD campaign has continued slowly, albeit with a 13 endo increase this week (it has stayed around there for the last few days). Progress reports on this initiative will continue throughout the month. Help us out by sending a few TG's.

The Chancellor defeated his deputy in the EWC match. Whoed've thunk it, a Chancellor better than his protege?


Date: 23 June 08 | Population: 348 (+14) | Delegate Endorsements: 79 (+3)

Whamabama won the recruiter of the week with 400 nations recruited. Simpistan recruited 110 nations.. Greenburrow recruited 20 nations. Go Immigration team! Tycholand recruited 36 nations. A total of 566 nations were recruited in total. The population went back over the 350 mark a couple of times this week. More work must be done if we are to see it stay over that mark.

The Chancellory proudly welcomes Greezer as a new member.

The Chancellor is out at the current moment, but is expected to return to his duties in a few days. After his loss in the Equilism World Cup, The Monkye needed a little vacation to drown his sorrows.


Date: 1 July 08 | Population: 339 (-9) | Delegate Endorsements: 77 (-2)

Whamabama won the recruiter of the week again with 527 nations recruited. The Monkye recruited 60 nations, Greezer recruited 25 nations. Go Immigration team! Tycholand recruited 75 nations. Monk has now joined Fel and Whama in recruiting over 2000 nations this year. Keep up the good work! A total of 687 nations were recruited in total. Despite this we suffered our first loss across a whole week for nearly two months (which is in itself an achievement). During the week though, Equilism's 48,000th recruit was TG'd, and we are approaching 15,000 nations for the year, hopefully hitting that mark during this coming week.

The contest to see who’s named recruitment list in last weeks recruitment contest is Equilism's favourite is in voting, and closing in a few days. get your vote in soon or miss out. Currently, the monstrosity created by The Monkye leads with four votes, three ahead of its nearest rival (and many more syllables ahead as well)

100endos for the WAD campaign has suffered its first whole week decline (-2) as well. We need more new nations, and we need to contact more of them in order to get it going up again. Naturalisation Officers, where are you?

The Chancellor may be busy this week at the E-Beach, patrolling the beach to make sure everything is safe, whilst organising a sand castle building competition. He hopes to come back next week even more buff and with a better tan.


Date: 8 July 08 | Population: 315 (-24) | Delegate Endorsements: 74 (-3)

Whamabama won the recruiter of the week again with 300 nations recruited. The Monkye recruited 40 nations, Simpistan recruited 21 nations. Go Immigration team! A total of 361 nations were recruited in total. Indicators suggest that the summer slump has indeed begun (later than last year though I think). Recruiting has become more difficult, and levels of recruiting have reduced, and many CTE's have been occurring. Recruiting will need to step up a notch if we wish to remain a 300+ population region. The Chancellor suggests a target of 1000 nations a week between the region.


Date: 15 July 08 | Population: 312 (-3) | Delegate Endorsements: 76 (+2)

Whamabama won the recruiter of the week again with 479 nations recruited. The Monkye did not recruit...but new Peon Ruthgar did, and he recurited 50 nations. Go Immigration team! A total of 529 nations were recruited in total. After last week's massive slump, we stabilised, but an increase in recruiting will be needed if we are to maintain our status as a 300+ region.


Date: 22 July 08 | Population: 299 (-13) | Delegate Endorsements: 73 (-3)

Whamabama won the recruiter of the week again with 295 nations recruited. The Monkye recruited 50 nations. 345 nations recruited this week. This is far from our goal of 1000 nations a week, and far below my own usual weekly tally. We need to improve people. Pick it up. This is the dreaded summer slump, we need to recruit harder now than at any period in the year.


Date: 28 July 08 | Population: 292 (-7) | Delegate Endorsements: 71 (-2)

Whamabama won the recruiter of the week again with 334 nations recruited. Simpistan recruited 41 nations. Summer slump has hit us hard the last month. We have seen zero growth in the region. Recruiting has become harder, and motivation to recruit is going down as a result.

Recruiter of the week standings:
Whamabama: 10
Felasia: 9
The Monkye: 7
Tarlisea: 2
Naivetry: 1
Wagger Tribe: 1


The College

Membership:
The College has welcomed two new members in the past month: Iberian Empire (July 9) and Simpistan. (July 11)

Medal Of Honor:
The College has voted 12-0-1 (Aye-Nay-Abstain) to grant Naivetry the Medal of Honor. Naivetry is the first person in the era of the Realm of Equilism to be awarded this honor.

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Thank you Lord Chancellor, and members of The College.

In 2004 during the time of the Third Cabinet of Equilism, Military Minister Retepland and myself as Prime Minister proposed a law to provide for a system of Medals of recognition for the region, knows as the Equilism Awards Law.  The Medals were divided into catagories for Military Honors and Civilian Honors.  First among all these stood The Equilism Medal of Honor, the highest Award in the Region.

The Equilism Medal of Honor was defined to recognize "Exemplary and Commendable Service to the region" and was originally awarded by the Equilism Council, a predecessor of The College.

The first Medal of Honor was awarded by the Equilism Council to our Founder Equility, when he chose to no longer seek re-election as President.  Only a bare handful of individuals that have been of great service to the region have been so recognized since that time.  It is a true honor that the full governmental body of the region can bestow upon one of our citizens.

As it has been a long standing recognition of great service in the region, I felt that it would be most appropriate for The College to give consideration of reviving our greatest Award to honor the tremendous service and sacrifice of Naivetry for Equilism.  I am very pleased to see this Award so bestowed.

Naivetry has always proven herself to be one of the best.  I recall her early days in Equilism, and there was so much potential in her skills and interests.  I remember a pm exchange with her shortly after the commonwealth constitution had been dissolved and the region stood split in two.  She showed great capacity to be a cornerstone of the future for Equilism.  I couldn't be happier that she choose to wait out the storm and help us build our future out of the depths of inactivity that we had fallen into.

Nai, thank you.  Thank you for everything that you have done and accomplished for us.  Thank you for your great service, and your great vision.  Thank you for the application of your skills to the purpose of Equilism.  You have made an indelible mark upon the region, and we are all the better for it. 

I, Westwind, King of Equilism, in one accord with the The College of Equilism, do hereby award you with The Equilism Medal of Honor.  Stand tall and proud in the company of history.  You have more than earned it.

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Legislation:
The College has voted to ratify the Equilism - New Liberalia Friendship Treaty.

Equilism has also passed a motion to remove New Eunomia from the position of Lord High Advocate due to inactivity. The College would like to thank New Eunomia for his contribution to the region. Chaucerin has replaced him as our new Lord High Advocate.

In addition, there are also many discussions in the College, including the discussion on the current Endorsement Cap, discussion about Equilism's University, change in the position of Chancellor of the Realm (WA Delegate) and discussion on an amendment to the constitution regarding the position of Heir and Lord High Steward.

Ejection Notice:
With advice from the E-Army Intelligence Agency, Westwind has ejected Ikistan from the region.

Westwind
 
In accoradance with the Law and the Constitution of The Realm of Equilism, I hereby advise The College of the ejection from the region of the nation Ikistan.

Ikistan had endorsement swapped with most WA nations in the region, and had recieved 62 endorsements, just 10 endorsements shy of the WAD, Chaucerin.  Ikistan was telegrammed by both Lord Chancellor Felasia and myself over 72 hours ago, and was requested to make effort to reduce or remove his endorsements by leaving the region for one update, or withdrawing from the WA for one update.  Ikistan has not responded to our inquiries.

Under Equilism Law, a nation that is over the 15 endorsement limit, shall be contacted and given 72 hours to take action to come into compliance.  After such time, the nation is to be ejected and temporarily banned from the region for one update.

Ikistan has now been ejected, and has also been telegrammed to advise him that he is welcome to return after update.



Equilism Culture
By Midiri, otherwise known as Precentor "I'm writing this huge, gargantuan, brown, bloated mushroom book on my nation!" Dantalion.

Interregional Summer Olympics 2008
Hosted across Fidelia, New Liberalia, and Equilism, the Interregional Summer Olympics have just kicked off. While Precentor Dantalion does not care either way, he still feels bound to bug you to sign the bloody hell up...

E-Beach 2008
Precentor Dantalion invites you to see for yourself, ya lazy bugger. He especially recommends Casa Equilism, the Beach itself, and the Miss Equilism Pageant.

Open Debate
The battles of the Open Debate Board continue to rage, with the US Elections E-Poll, three religious debates, and several additional posts in the Japan Atom Bombing thread. A particularly new and furious one is Should the US Allow Gay Marriages started by Ghuiop.

Role-Playing
The main focus of activity, as always, is the E-Bar, with drinks and guitars galore. However, that's not all...

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(Graphic requested by the Chancellor. Personally I prefer Shadowrun, but hey...)

As the picture clearly states, it's a Star Trek RP, chummers. See for yourselves.

Bar and Games
Sir/Ma'am, I believe you ordered lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and with a fried egg on top...and spam.


Quote of the Week
As part of the Miss Equilism competition, candidate Moo-cows with guns is dared to write a love letter to Max Barry.
Moo-cows with guns
 
Hello Max,

My heart is hungry for your love, but my mind is aware of what it cannot have. I know we belong to different worlds—you in the world of literature and me in the world of pixels, so then why did you come and change everything around in my life? I thought I didn't want to love again, I thought I wouldn't be able to since my heart has hurt so much. To even say I do - it's a scary thought, but you came along and I have become fearless of it.

It's hard to explain myself or to put it together in one cohesive thought; the only easy thing to think of is loving you. For just one look into your eyes makes everything in the world and in my life seem to disappear; one glance at your picture on your web site is enough to sustain me for hours. You make me want to see the sunrise every day, to know it's another day where I can maybe have you by my side.

I have held this in for so very long; I cannot any longer remain quiet. I must tell you how I feel, and hope that one day it can be returned.

I know faith can make this work someday if I just keep up my hope, 'til then I'll think of you just like now; the thought of your touch one day will forever caress me with tenderness, and your kisses will keep the flame in my heart alive in hope that one day you and I will be together.

Love always,

Moo-cows with guns

Max Barry
 
You're just saying that so I'll endorse you. I think it's working.

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The Foreign Affairs Chancellory apologizes for the tardiness of this report. As our staff settle into their new jobs, we anticipate moving back to a weekly publication schedule. Material from the week of Sept. 7-13 will be published along with next week's update. Thank you for your patience.

Military Liaison Report
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Equilism Army Headquarters

Leadership of the E-Army
Chief of Staff - Zorn Uzkul
Commanders - Felasia and Tarricoe
Military Liaison - vacant

Public News
In the last month, E-Army soldiers have been spotted in Pittsburgh, Rajahland, Dementia, Nineveh, Novus Orsa, The East Pacific (briefly in support of Gnidrah), Devins Domain, Kush, Austria, Narnia, and Cambodia.

The Rajahland mission was particularly noteworthy. Here is what Commander-in-Chief Westwind had to say:
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*smartly steps up to the podium before the gathered officers and soldiers of the E-Army*

At ease soldiers. Officers.

I want to take a moment to express my personal gratitude to those of you that participated in the recent defense of Rajahland against the sudden raider onslaught in that region. It was a tight battle, fought by raiders, defenders, mercenaries, and interested parties from throughout NationStates. While for a long while it appeared that the battle could go either way, in the end the region was defended and secured against the terrors of raiders. Your participation in this battle was a significant contribution to this victory. You should be proud of your accomplishment on the battlefield, just as I am proud of you.

It is rare in this day and age to see such numbers of nations engaged in battle over the sovereignty of an innocent and independent region. Perhaps, in this time of anticipation of the new NS2, where old players lurk and new players have new possiblities to interest them, we will see further such engagements. Together we can be prepared to stave off the intentions of raiders against the sovereign and the innocent, and shine the name of the E-Army throughout NS.

To honor those that participated in this great battle, I present the E-Army Rajahland Campaign Ribbon. The Officers and Soldiers listed below are authorized to use the Campaign Ribbon in tribute of their proud service for the E-Army, and for Equilism.



Felasia
Grifix
Whamabama
Naivetry
Thoughtful Ideas
Flexion
wagger-tribe
The Monkye
tarricoe
The Merlion
Republicas Gloria
Tycholand
Westwind
Pyxis Prime

Congratulations, and Thank You!
*salutes*


Foreign Affairs

Current Chancellory Posts

Chancellor of Foreign Affairs: Whamabama
Deputy Chancellor: Thoughtful Ideas
Deputy Chancellor: Hitchcalm
Deputy Chancellor: Midiri

The new Lord Chancellor Naivetry has appointed Whamabama the new Chancellor for Foreign affairs.

Whamabama has named Thoughtfull Ideas, Midiri, and Hitchcalm as his deputies.

Equilism has opened relations with the Federal Alliance of Nations, and The Soviet Confederation.

Equilism discussed Eurasia’s declaration of war against Gatesville.

Discussion about the Cloth of Gold Conference in Great Britain and Ireland is ongoing. Discussions include a non-aggression treaty, naming rights, and an Open University program.

Currently the Foreign Affairs Chancellory is contacting prospective regions for the university program. So far interest has been high. Any region wishing to participate is encouraged to contact Whamabama.

Also under discussion is the change in government in The East Pacific.

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Equilism Statement on Events in The East Pacific

The Realm of Equilism has been watching the events in The East Pacific with great interest and concern. As always, Equilism believes in the sovereignty of nations and regions to pursue their internal interests without outside interference. It is the freedom of each region to chart its own path, without intervening pressures from unwanted and unasked for external influence.

At this time it is our hope that the TEP community can resolve any conflicts between themselves and come to a successful and mutually agreeable resolution to the current situation. We support a stable region, a recognized and respected resident community.

We will continue to monitor the situation, and address any concerns we may have as the events continue to unfold in The East Pacific.

Chancellory of Foreign Affairs


Domestic Affairs

Chancellor: Tarlisea
Deputy Chancellor: vacant

Hitchcalm
 
E-Beach 2008
Why does the sand taste lie spam?

Whilst Casa Equilism may have been the official place for drinks, the Beach was the real place to hang out at this year's E-Beach. Starting innocently, the beach was a haven of summertime fun, sandcastles were built, and skinny dipping unwillingly observed. However, lawsuits began as sandcastles started getting destroyed. In his own way, "Some Emo Guy was probably trying to help, but by building a death pit for mortal combat, he made his own enemies. However, after being fed to the sharks, Emo discovered his own unique abilities, in the form of what some have dubbed "Pain Mitosis". After trying to fish him out of shark guts, we discovered an Emo clone. Attempts to end the extra Emo's life, ended in tragedy, as more clones started to appear. The Emo Clones then took it upon themselves to start multiplying. Eventually, the clones were suppressed into a pan-dimensional rift, giving everyone time for a bit of a water fight. Eventually, the gang started to play wave tag, but somehow this devolved into a mosh pit. Who knows what is going on there anymore.

The E-Beach wasn't just a spam-fest; we also had great fun with various competitions around the whole area. The prestigious "Equilism Goes Graphicz" allowed the opportunity for citizens to create new flags, mottos and seals for the whole region. Winners got  5 Tse Points along with immortal fame.

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Also, other awards, such as "Best Personality" and "Best RP'er" were held, and results can be found here.

Although fun was had, and all enjoyed the surf and sand, the E-beach was closed by Tycholand, amongst much tears and sighs, hopefully for a grand re-opening next year.


Hitchcalm
 
The first Inter-regional Olympics opened with a rousing speech from Helvicstan of Fidelia, introducing the 33 nations from 7 different regions, who all competed vigorously for the top spot on the podium. Speeches by our own Tycholand and New Liberalia's Iwaqin followed, lifting the hearts and minds of all listening. After a mesmerizing fireworks display, and the lighting of the Olympic Cauldron, the games had begun!

The games opened with the individual and team versions of archery and badminton, leaving New Liberalia in the lead with 2 gold medals. However, Equilism flew ahead with 11 golds with the introduction of the track and field events. This seemed to set the trend for the rest of the games, as Equilism won the Olympics with a margin of 28 gold medals, leaving us with a total of 134 medals won. Fidelia followed, with 18 golds and a total of 55 medals, whilst New Liberalia came in third with 11 golds and 39 medals in total. Whilst some may have been worried about the unequal representation between the likes of Equilism’s 17 participating nations, and Antartica's single member, admiration has to remain for Todd McCloud of The Rejected Realms. Todd single-handedly brought his region to fourth place, with an astounding 4 gold medals.

On a national scale, Todd fared even better, getting the impressive position of 3rd place. The Monkye did us proud by achieving the highest medal tally, and landing himself in a glorious second place. Newcomer to the region Hitchcalm, however amassed 6 gold medals, and 7 other medals, storming away with the win. Our congratulations are with both these representatives of the region.

However, the Olympics didn't end there. With the Basketball, Football and Field Hockey events relying on WA rankings, all was to play for. In field hockey, Pengwiniah's Runners beat the Fourth Grade Drinkers from Bogans and Boozers. The Monkye's Monkeysticks secured a bronze, against Felasia's Falcons. Basketball gave some interesting results, as due to odd numbers, a "Wild card" system was played. This allowed the eventual winner, Hitchcalm's BasketHitch team to return from a sound defeat to take the gold, against Felasia's Ragriz Knight. Once again, The Monkye received a bronze against Silphco. Ederick's Fablehaven football team took the gold in a 3-2 victory against the Silphco football team, resulting in a cry of "UGH, Soooo close! No matter, good showing for Fidelia! Congrats Ederick!" from the latter. Suspiciously, The Monkye once again took another third place, against the Steroid Use team. Equilism was tempted to say something about third-rate teams, but instead rejoiced in such successes.

The Olympics ended as it had begun, with rousing speeches from all sides. The co-operation and inter-regional friendliness has evidently left it's mark on each region, as was the intention from the beginning. To boldly quote someone from within Equilism, "Huzzah!” would mark the feelings of all.

With success and enjoyment all round, we all look forward to next year’s edition!


Immigration
Chancellory of Immigration Weekly Update: Highlights June 18 - July 28 2008

Chancellor: Wagger-tribe

Whamabama won the recruiter of the week again on 8-04-08 with 152 nations recruited. No others recruited. On 8-11-08 Whamabama won recruiter of the week with 213 nations recruited. Also no others recruited.

Date: 15 August 08 | Population: 263 (-29) | Delegate Endorsements: 52

Whamabama won recruiter of the week with 90 nations recruited. Hitchcalm recruited 70 nations, and Wagger-Tribe recruited 30 nations. 190 Nations recruited in total.

Date: 27 August 08 | Population: 261 (-2) | Delegate Endorsements: 61 (+9)

Simpistan won recruiter of the week with 256 nations recruited. Finally someone breaks Whamabama's streak of 12 weeks recruiter of the week. Hitchcalm recruited 30 nations. 286 nations recruited in total.

Recruiter of the week standings:
Whamabama: 13
Felasia: 9
The Monkye: 7
Tarlisea: 2
Naivetry: 1
Wagger Tribe: 1
Simpistan: 1


The College

Elections and Appointments:

On August 1, after a contest and application process to determine who would become the next World Assembly Delegate (a.k.a. exalted WAD) of Equilism, Westwind announced the selection of Dalimbar, former 'rouge daligate' of The North Pacific as the new Chancellor of the Realm.

Following the resignation of Neo-Conservatism as Governor General, Westwind and Chaucerin exercised emergency powers as the two remaining Guardians of the Realm to provide a means of conducting elections at the beginning of August. Biyah, Naivetry, and Whamabama were the candidates for the position of Lord Chancellor. With 46.67% of the vote, Naivetry was sworn in on August 9.

On August 10, E-Army Chief of Staff Zorn Uzkul presented E-Army Private Pensée to the College for advice and consent as the new Military Liaison, responsible for reporting to the College on the doings of the military.

On August 15, Naivetry presented the following appointments to the members of the College for their advice and consent:

Chancellor of Domestic Affairs: Tarlisea
Chancellor of Foreign Affairs: Whamabama
Chancellor of Immigration: Wagger-tribe

All three Chancellors were approved and have taken office effective immediately.


Legislation:

While elections were still in progress, Lord Chancellor Felasia submitted an amendment to remove the Heir of Equilism from the Constitution. The amendment was passed and signed into law on August 1.

Legislation involving the regional Endorsement Cap was also brought to a vote during this time. The legislation was approved by vote, but King Westwind returned it to the College for additional consideration given concerns over a lack of specificity and flexibility in the wording of the document. A new draft has been mostly completed, but is awaiting a vote on a Constitutional amendment before final revision.

On August 16, Westwind introduced a slate of proposed amendments to remove the Governor General from the Constitution. A heated discussion followed, with over 100 posts generated in 10 days. Several members of the College objected to the removal of the Governor General, who was meant to provide the College with a voice within the unelected Triumvirate of Guardians, insisting on the importance of a counterbalance to the power of the Monarchy. Proponents of the amendments argued that little to no actual power was being taken from the democratic legislative body, given the structure of the Triumvirate and the number of options available to the College to ensure the balance of power. A compromise was reached, wherein the Lord High Steward, who serves as the Monarch's designated successor and substitute during the Monarch's absence, is now charged with serving as an advocate for the College, and emergency powers have been more strictly defined. The massive slate of reforms is now up for vote; voting will conclude on September 6.

Finally, a discussion on a Sovereign Naming Rights Agreement for NationStates 2 is underway, with a simultaneous discussion held at the Cloth of Gold conference in Great Britain and Ireland.


Membership:

Hitchcalm was admitted to the College of Equilism on August 18. TheElitists is currently undergoing the Equilism Rite of Passage to gain entrance without waiiting for two weeks of forum membership to elapse.


Equilism Culture

Open Debate
Battle of the Gods has heated up. Entering round three it’s a free for all. We all wait anxiously to find out who the winner is.

Role-Playing
Star Trek Equilism continues to go strong. If only they could find their AWOL tactical officer.

The E-bar has again been rebuilt. Violence abounds in the E-bar, and it’s not recommended to visit without a death wish. Other general violence can be found throughout the RP.


Quote of the Week
Westwind raps on IRC:
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[03:10] <@Westwind> Jack, relax, get busy with the facts
[03:10] <@Westwind> no zodiac, no almanac, no maniacs in polyester pants
[03:10] <@Westwind> just the facts
[03:10] <@Westwind> gonna kick some gluteous max
[03:10] <@Westwind> it's a paralax, you dig ?
[03:11] <@Westwind> you move around, the small get's big, it's a rig...it's action, reaction, random interaction
[03:11] <@Westwind> so who's afraid of a little abstraction...can't get no satisfaction from the facts
[03:12] <@Westwind> you better run homeboy, that's the facts from nome to rome boy
[03:12] * @Westwind is definately finished


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Breaking News: Gnidrah loses delegacy of TEP; new delegate proclaims a new Empire

2008-08-16, 06:13 GMT
After 836 days in the delegacy of The East Pacific, Gnidrah has been replaced by an otherwise unknown nation, Lady Phedre, who declared herself Empress moments after update. The upset was supported by movement from outside troops, predominantly from raider or imperialist groups - observers speculate that the alphabet soup of organizations includes TLK, TNI, TBH, MM, CLT, DEN, and the Gatesville Guard, but currently only Gatesville members are confirmed.

The invasion was opposed by a wide range of defender organizations, including TITO, FRA member regions, and Equilism. Equilism and several other groups pulled out before update, however, when evidence was provided that prominent TEP natives were supporting the switch, making the situation an internal coup or revolution. More coverage on who was where when, as well as updates on the new regime in TEP, will follow as more information becomes available.


Breaking News: The Empire in TEP and Gatesville sign treaty, Gatesville dissolves TNP treaty and declares war, TNP returns the favor

2008-08-31, 01:52 GMT
Lady Phedre, Empress and Delegate of The East Pacific, announced today the signing of a treaty between The East Pacific and Gatesville. The treaty formalizes a relationship of mutual defence and intelligence sharing, among other things, between TEP and Gatesville.

2008-09-01, 00:54 GMT
Gates posted a declaration today issued by the Gatesville High Council dissolving a treaty held with The North Pacific. The statement highlights the activities of Flemingovia and Kharkistania in The East Pacific in "slandering members of the Gatesville High Council," and states that the treaty may be reestablished if the two are officially reprimanded.

Less than three hours later, Eluvatar, Delegate of The North Pacific, responded with a statement cosigned by Heft, Minister of Defense, recognizing the state of war declared by Gatesville. Pointing out the fact that Flemingovia and Kharkistania are both members of several other regions that were not singled out for similar treatment, TNP claims that Gatesville's "intentions from the beginning appears to have been simply to drum up an excuse to void the treaty. Read more about it in The North Pacific.


Breaking news: TEP joins conflict between Gatesville and TNP

2008-09-01, 04:56 AM GMT
The East Pacific has declared for Gatesville in the third announcement of hostilities to be posted in last 5 hours. In a post laden with religious phraseology, Lady Phedre declared that, "All resources of The Empire shall be mobilized to help Gatesville remove the meddlesome pest that the government of The North Pacific has become." More on these latest developments will be posted as information becomes available.


NOTE: More information on the current NationStates "World War" will be forthcoming in next week's update. Since the last report from the Wire, key developments include:

1) The New Inquisition and Great Britain and Ireland join The Empire/Gatesville bloc.
2) The Narnian Council and The New Revolution declare for The North Pacific.
3) TAO announces the formation of the NTO - New TAO Order. As of September 11, the following regions have joined: The West Pacific, The North Pacific, One Big Island, Gatesville, A Dark Corner, The Ozarks, Hweha Park
4) TNP goes on the offensive and raids two former Gatesville regions.
5) TAO and the Black Sheep Squadron raid The Editing Floor, the region of game moderator Sirocco, in protest of NS2.
6) The founder nation of The New Revolution is seized by a regional member, Novaya Zemlya. Other members band together to form The True Revolution.
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Leadership of the E-Army
Chief of Staff - Zorn Uzkul
Commanders - Felasia and Tarricoe
Military Liaison - vacant

Public News

In the last 2 weeks, E-Army soldiers have been reported (not confirmed) in Albion, Southern Europe, and The Future.

E-Army Awards Ceremony

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Pyxis Prime
Republicas Gloria

For six months active service the following soldiers are awarded the Distinguished Service Order (DSO): Posted Image
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Whambama

The Veteran Defender Award for 10 Official Missions Completed: Posted Image
Pyxis Prime

The Title of Defender Demigod for 100 Official Missions Completed: Posted Image
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The Merlion

Promotions:
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Foreign Affairs

Chancellor of Foreign Affairs: Whamabama
Deputy Chancellor: Thoughtful Ideas
Deputy Chancellor: Hitchcalm

The Chancellory is currently discussing the unmasking of Biyah as Lord Rahl of The Empire. Lord Rahl has given Equilism an opportunity to join The Empire. Discussions about the take-over in The New Revolution have also taken place. Equilism now recognizes The True Revolution as the legitimate government. Talks continue in the New Liberalia - Equilism summit taking place in New Liberalia.

Embassies in Zurich and Soviet Confederation have been created. We have requested an embassy in Liberty Republic. Talks about opening relations with Skalysta has begun. We have also talked about redoing the consulates located in Equilism.

The Chancellor has had to accept the resignation of Midiri as deputy Chancellor due to RL concerns. The Chancellory wishes him good luck, and a speedy return when he is able.


Domestic Affairs

Chancellor: Tarlisea
Deputy Chancellor: vacant

Work is underway to kick off a recruiting contest alongside The Chancellory of Immigration. There is also mention of what to do to kick off the winter months, and approaching holidays.


Immigration

Chancellor: Wagger-tribe

Money can be had for recruiting. Also the recruiting club is about to start up. Interested people should contact Wagger-Tribe, uninterested people will be beaten, and have rocks thrown at them. All of Man Kind won the recruiter of the week on 9-01-08 with 2 nations recruited. No others recruited. On 9-08-08 Wagger Tribe won recruiter of the week with 77 nations recruited. Simpistan recruited 22 nations. 99 nations recruited.

Date: 01 September 08 | Population: 253 (-8) | Delegate Endorsements: 59 (+9)
All of Man Kind won the recruiter of the week on 9-01-08 with 2 nations recruited. No others recruited

Date: 08 September 08 | Population: 251 (-3) | Delegate Endorsements: 59 (+/-0)
Wagger Tribe won recruiter of the week with 77 nations recruited. Simpistan recruited 22 nations. 99 nations recruited in all.

Date: 17 September 08 | Population: 233 (-18) | Delegate Endorsements: 59 (+/-0)
Simpistan won recruiter of the week with 29 nations recruited. Whamabama recruited 25 nations. 54 Nations recruited in all.

Recruiter of the week standings:
Whamabama: 13
Felasia: 9
The Monkye: 7
Tarlisea: 2
Naivetry: 1
Wagger Tribe: 2
Simpistan: 2
All of Man Kind: 1


The College

Legislation:
Constitutional reforms replacing the Triumvirate of Guardians with the Monarchy passed on September 7, with nine members voting Aye and five voting Abstain. This unprecedented rate of abstention caused some concern, and King Westwind sought the interpretation of the Judiciary to clarify whether the amendment had garnered the 2/3 vote necessary to pass. Citing several different sources, Chaucerin stated that the definition of 'Abstain' was clearly 'to refrain from voting' and that as such votes of "Abstain" were not to be calculated in the vote tally. As a matter of definition rather than interpretation, the matter was returned without a Judicial finding, and Westwind accordingly signed it into law.

This sequence of events spurred discussion of whether a fourth option, that of voting "Present," should be added to the ballot, which would allow noncommittal votes to count towards the final tally, possibly blocking legislation without the need for an active Nay vote. Most members, including those who had voted Abstain, agreed that such a measure would be unnecessary, if not undesirable.

On September 14, Equilism ratified the Sovereign Naming Rights Agreement, an inter-regional agreement created during the Cloth of Gold conference held in Great Britain and Ireland. On September 20, the College approved an Open Campus Program with a number of other regions. The revised version of the Endorsement Cap Law was opened for voting on September 21.

Discussion has begun on reforms to the Laws and Procedures of the College of Equilism, to bring the L&P in line with the new Constitutional amendments.


Formal Reports:
The Monarch delivered an address to the College on The State of NationStates: Of Wars and Rumours of Wars, discussing the recent delegate change in The East Pacific and the dramatic political realignments that have resulted from it.


Membership:
In accordance with the Constitution, Aftheria and Pensée have been removed from membership in the College after more than 2 weeks of inactivity.


Equilism Culture

Hitchcalm and Wesleism, as per the usual, have been racking up major posts in the spam section of the forum. Everything from "The Neverending Arguement" to "Answer/Question" got posts to freshen them up, and then some. Hitch's spate of sucessive guessing in "Who'll Post Next" came to a close, as a new face on the block broke in. Known only as Blogster, the entrant has achieved an impressive 49 posts per day average, surpassedo only by Hitch's 56. Whether Blog can keep this up remains to be seen. Top spammers, Hitch and Wes clashed somewhat in the "Double Letters" game, with a 12 streak of words beginning with Oo-, only to be interrupted by a passing Samaritan.

The re-appearance of Zaamathi again, has , once again, led to some crazy goings on in the E-Bar, resulting in extreme digestion, a reversion to communism, and the hiring of the mercenary forces of Some Emo Guy. Explosions around the globe have lead to many suspicions that the dreaded Emo Clones may be back in force, and are now working for booze.

In the Attack Shop, Wham gained a staggering amount xp, to equal Hitch in the level fronts at 49, whilst Sedge remains way of ahead of the group at level 86, despite efforts from The Monkye and Felasia (55 & 65 respectively).

Fan favourite Star Trek: Equilism re-opened up for business, after Tarlisea ended his well deserved vacation. Will they escape the unknown gravitational force unharmed? Watch the YouTube introduction video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpkuqcNyszA On other fronts, Silent Thunder continued, seeing various age-old stoneworks get demolished, and a new game of War has been opened up, with some enthusiasm.


Quote of the Week

[15:53] @Wham grabs Dali, and impales him in Hitch
[15:54] <@Hitchcalm> Dali...
[15:54] <@Hitchcalm> You're inside a soon to be unconscious man
[15:54] <@Hitchcalm> Be warned
[15:55] <@Dali|reading> How am I supposed to read?
[15:55] <@Hitchcalm> I don't know...
[15:55] <@Hitchcalm> I'll swallow a torch
[15:55] <@Hitchcalm> Hang on
[15:56] <@Dali|reading> ah good


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Breaking News: Lord Rahl's identity revealed

2008-09-21, 06:47 GMT
In an identical post left on the forums of Equilism, The Empire, and The West Pacific, Biyah posted a confession of his role as Lord Rahl in The Empire, inviting Equilism and TWP to join him there. Levels of surprise have varied, as have other judgments, ranging from congratulations to boredom to new-found distrust. In response to the latter tendency, Biyah has submitted his resignation as Chief of Intel in Equilism and has been removed from sensitive areas of the forum.
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Leadership of the E-Army
Chief of Staff - Zorn Uzkul
Commanders - Felasia and Tarricoe
Military Liaison - vacant

Public News

In the last 2 weeks, E-Army soldiers have moved through The Future and The Hegemony of Fluffy Sheep, and have been recalled to Garrison Equilism during an emergency delegate transfer.


Foreign Affairs

Chancellor of Foreign Affairs: Whamabama
Deputy Chancellor: Thoughtful Ideas
Deputy Chancellor: Hitchcalm

Equilism and Skalysta have agreed to exchange embassies. We have decided not to join the "Coalition of Armed Nations" alliance. Equilism has offered to host a summit between Paradisia and New Liberalia. Talks are currently underway about establishing relations with Paradisia. Equilism is currently in talks with The Empire after receiving an invitation to join The Empire. Also under discussion is our relationship with the FRA.

GB&I declared war on The True Revolution after members of TTR were caught sabotaging their forums with spamming of this posting is currently being monitored by the authorities, and your IP address has been recorded. In accordance with Equilism law and the COPS treaty Equilism has severed relations with TTR.

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Equilism Foreign Affairs Statement on the Declaration of War between The True Revolution and Great Britain and Ireland

Equilism is saddened by the attacks on the Great Britain and Ireland forum, as well as disappointed and dismayed at the response that has come from The True Revolution.  As a signatory region of the COPS Treaty, we stand in strong condemnation of any and all forms of forum attack.

Equilism law states:

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1. Equilism will not recognize agreements with governments that promote, condone, or overlook acts of sabotage committed by their members.

2. Equilism will hold no foreign relations with any such region.

3. Equilism will condemn all sabotage against off-site property, regardless of the perpetrator or victim.

4. Equilism will actively encourage other regions to condemn any and all acts of sabotage.


In Equilism we maintain a respect for the contributions that have been made in the game by defenders, raiders, imperialists, feederites, userites, and other players. These regions and armies have all acted in game, bringing character, culture and activity to the game as a result. Yes, we hold respect even with those that we stand in opposition against, until the line is crossed into the violation of off-site intellectual property and community.

The True Revolution has made it clear that they claim themselves to be lawless, and that even if their members have carried out such heinous acts, they will not be held accountable. Beyond that, they have engaged in a childish and wanton display of disrespect and derision, stooping to the lowest forms of name calling and personal attacks. The defense of crimes against RL forum Terms of Service and potential RL legal violations by TTR members is unconscionable.

In consideration of this situation, Equilism takes the following steps:

1. Equilism without reservation condemns the attacks committed against the Great Britain and Ireland forum.

2. By order of the E-Army High Command, all SIREN access for TTR members has been terminated with immediate effect.

3. In accordance with Equilism law, the Embassy of The True Revolution in Equilism is closed. And we declare our Embassy in TTR closed as well. Diplomatic relations between our regions are hereby terminated.

It is with sorrow for the loss of our friendship with TTR that we take these actions. It pains us to experience the loss of the respect that we held for them. It is a shocking revelation, to find such wanton acts of terror being carried out from the heart of a region we called friend. And even more disheartening to read the defense of such actions by the same.

Equilism Foreign Affairs Chancellory
27th Day of September, 2008


Domestic Affairs

Chancellor: Tarlisea
Deputy Chancellor: Flexion
Deputy Chancellor: John Ashcroft Land

The Chancellor for Domestic Affairs appointed two deputies: Flexion and JAL. Domestic Affairs is discussing redoing the Bar section of the forum.


Immigration

Chancellor: Wagger-tribe

21 SEP 08 - Tarlisea won recruiter of the week reward with 211 nations recruited. Hitchcalm also recruited 166 nations, and Wagger-tribe recruited 122 nations. 499 nations recruited total.

28 SEP 08 - JAL won recruiter of the week reward with 49 nations recruited. No others recruited this week.

05 OCT 08 - Felasia won recruiter of the week with 500 nations recruited. JAL also recruited 193 nations. 693 nations recruited in total. Good Job.

Recruiter of the week standings:
Whamabama: 13
Felasia: 10
The Monkye: 7
Tarlisea: 3
Naivetry: 1
Wagger Tribe: 2
Simpistan: 2
All of Man Kind: 1
John Ashcroft Land


The College

Legislation:
On October 5, Westwind signed into law an amendment to the Endorsement Cap Law which clarified the responsibilities of the government with regards to setting and publicizing the endorsement cap. Rather than enshrining the endorsement cap in legislation, this new version of the law allows the Monarchy and Delegate to set the endorsement cap, with recommendations from the E-Army's Intelligence Agency.


Legislative Order #2:
On October 5, Dalimbar unexpectedly resigned from the World Assembly, leaving Equilism without a WA Delegate 3 hours before update. Lord Chancellor Naivetry made use of the LC's Emergency Powers, the second use of such powers in the history of the Realm, to appoint "Some emo guy" as interim delegate until a more permanent replacement could be found. As mandated in the Constitution, the use of Emergency Powers was ratified almost immediately by Westwind, who then ordered the E-Army home to garrison the region. Westwind has since issued a call for applications for the WA Delegacy to find a more permanent replacement.


Appointments:
With the position of Lord High Advocate vacated thanks to the recent Constitutional reforms, Tarricoe has been appointed and confirmed as the new Lord High Advocate, head of the Judiciary. This resulted in a vacancy within the lower ranks of the Judiciary, and so Felasia was appointed and confirmed as Advocate General to replace him. The third and final spot on the Judiciary is also under consideration, as the College votes on whether or not to remove Advocate General Tse Moana after over 2 months of inactivity.


Membership:
Equilism members were informed on September 21 that Biyah, then Chief of Intel and member of Foreign Affairs, was Lord Rahl of The Empire. Biyah quickly resigned from his posts in Intel and Foreign Affairs. On October 4, Dalimbar revealed his own identity as Lady Anastasia within The Empire, shortly before resigning from the World Assembly. Following Dalimbar's resignation as Delegate, Biyah resigned from the College of Equilism, but has since reconsidered following assertions from Westwind and others that "to presume that Equilism will oppose your continued involvement due to your roles elsewhere is incorrect." Both Dalimbar and Biyah currently remain as members of the College of Equilism.

In other news, John Ashcroft Land has applied for membership in the College of Equilism, and is currently undergoing the Rite of Passage.


Equilism Culture

Hitchcalm, Wesleiesm, Blogger, and Zaam continue to rack up the posts in the Spam games. With the occasional appearance of a Monkye, and even an old spam pro like Whamabama doing the occasional post.

The Star Trek: Equilism RP is still going strong, and war is about to get violent.


Quote of the Week

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[20:53] <@Wham> Do you Nean take this young impressionable lady to be your dominate?
[20:53] <+NeanPhoenix> I do
[20:53] * +NeanPhoenix coughs
[20:53] <@Wham> Do you Hama take this shapeshifting blame sifting dude from the east side as your slave?
[20:53] <@sei-tono> I do
[20:54] * @AtomicVaunt pokes Seii-teme in the hip and screams "RIBCAGE"
[20:54] * Great_Sanfordia dances
[20:54] <@Wham> ok, by the powers invested in me by the Chancellory I now pronounce you hubby, and wife


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Broken News: TTR accused of spam attack on GB&I et al., Lady Phedre's identity revealed, Lady Anastasia's identity revealed

2008-09-21, 22:00 GMT
Great Britain and Ireland reported a spam attack conducted on their forum today (as well as the forums of The New Inquisition and The Brotherhood of Blood) which they subsequently traced back to members of The True Revolution. Prime Minister Bilrow's original statement to the region on September 22 was followed by a statement to the interregional community on September 23, a second interregional statement on September 24, and finally by a declaration of war on September 26.

In the Global News Network article dealing with the attacks, TTR claims to have posted an apology; GB&I personnel confirm the postings, but say that they were first from an unregistered and then from a registered source not known to be connected with TTR.

2008-10-02, 06:05 GMT
Lady Phedre confirmed today her identity as Neenee, long-term citizen of The West Pacific. As Empress of The Empire in The East Pacific, Neenee/Phedre reaffirmed her commitment to activity and reiterated her desire for TEP to "shine and be a cornerstone of NS," while admitting that part of her motivation has been pride, to show people that it could be done.

2008-10-04, 07:04 GMT
In the latest in a string of Imperial confessions, Dalimbar announced today in The Empire and in Equilism his identity as Lady Anastasia of The Empire. Dalimbar's announcement was followed by his resignation from the World Assembly and therefore from the delegacy of Equilism less than 24 hours later, resulting in an emergency delegate appointment and the recall of the E-Army to garrison the region.
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Public News

Since the last update the E-army has been garrisoned in Equilism. Soldiers have also been dispatched to Atlantian Oceania.

Foreign Affairs

Chancellor of Foreign Affairs: Whamabama
Deputy Chancellor: Thoughtful Ideas
Deputy Chancellor: Hitchcalm

The Chancellory has implemented a new policy regarding single thread and subforum consulates. Embassies will continue to be subforums, as will all consulates currently in existence. Equilism has also closed embassies with Walbard Union due to inactivity. Equilism's Foreign Affairs team would also like to welcome the refugees from the DUN after the founder ejected them from the region and took the forum offline. Texas, The Black Market, Yggdrasil, and Paradisia have been contacted for embassy exchanges.

Foreign Afffairs is considering The Commonwealths embassy request. The Commonwealth consists of the regions The Kingdom of Ireland, The Kingdom of Sparta, The Kingdom of New England, The Kingdom of Hawaii, and The United Islands.

Talks with the Empire continue, albeit slowly.

After a lengthy debate Equilism has decided to close relations with The Founderless Regions Alliance.

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Recent events during the failed liberation of Central Eastern Europe have brought the status of relations between Equilism and the FRA into question. After the E-Army had coordinated a liberation attempt, officers received word less than two hours before update that Falconias of the FRA was also planning a liberation attempt for the same night. This lack of communication was regrettable, but not offensive in itself. Likewise, Falconias's assumption that the E-Army's plans should be subordinated to his displayed no more than the usual lack of consideration for independent regional forces that characterizes the FRA, and the emergency recall of all E-Army troops to garrison Equilism soon negated the issue of command authority for that particular mission.

However, after defender forces were ejected from the region by DEN, members involved in the failed liberation engaged in the creation of derogatory puppets to spam Central Eastern Europe's RMB. This demonstration of immaturity and incivility flies in the face of the standards of conduct once espoused by defenders and is a disgrace to that name, as well as to all involved.

The lack of concern for cooperative effort, the continued failure to demonstrate a change in culture or attitude, and the disgraceful behavior displayed in Central Eastern Europe, on top of past offenses such as the unrequested founding of Equilism and other alliances in NS2, have made continued association with the FRA an unappealing prospect. Equilism hereby closes its consulate with the Founderless Regions Alliance and from this point on will pursue cooperation with its individual member regions alone. The FRA has shown time and again that it is incapable of promoting defender cooperation and/or unity, and so Equilism has no interest in pursuing any further relationship with the organization.

Signed,
Equilism Foreign Affairs Chancellory
17th Day of October, 2008


Immigration

Chancellor: Wagger-tribe

Immigration has been active as always. A new topic has been set up to ensure that all new Equilism nations are welcomed with a telegram and a forum invitation. JAL was recruiter of the week with 471 nations recruited.

Recruiter of the week standings:

Whamabama: 13
Felasia: 10
The Monkye: 7
Tarlisea: 3
John Ashcroft Land: 2
Wagger Tribe: 2
Simpistan: 2
All of Man Kind: 1
Naivetry: 1


The College

Appointments:
On October 10, The Monkye was appointed as the Chancellor of the Realm, Equilism's newest World Assembly Delegate. Due to the extraordinary circumstances, The Monkye began endoswapping as soon as his appointment was announced, and took the Delegacy on October 14; after confirmation by the College, the reign of The Monkye WAD was officially begun on October 18.

Membership:
Zorn Uzkul resigned from the College this week. In an unrelated incident, Numero Capitan has also been removed from the College at his request; a Judicial hearing has begun on the circumstances of the latter departure.

Formal Reports:
On October 19, the Monarch addressed a speech to the entirety of the region. In it, Westwind clearly articulates a new policy for the E-Army.*

*Please see the accompanying post for details.


Equilism Culture

JAL has continued to stir our love of snow with his amazing snow pics as an early-season snowstorm dumped 9 inches of fresh snow in and around Bozeman, Montana. Hooray for snow!

In other news, the 2008 American elections continue to be discussed in the Open Debate Board. John McCain: Great American Hero or just another sellout? You decide.

Star Trek: Equilism opens up another chapter as a new cast of characters is introduced in Kemaris Station. Meanwhile, the original crew is experiencing odd systems failures in their second mission after an encounter with a subspace sinkhole.

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[21:16] <The_Monkye> That reminds me, i haven't sorted out the new WAD colour yet...
[21:16] <The_Monkye> don't ask how it reminded me
[21:16] <@Zaamathi> Oh and about logging onto IRC more, don't worry, I was on here for months before I got chatlogged
[21:17] <@Zaamathi> It made me feel sad
[21:17] <The_Monkye> lol
[21:17] <@Naivetry> violet.
[21:17] <The_Monkye> but now you're happy zaam?
[21:17] <The_Monkye> why violet?
[21:17] <@Zaamathi> Of course
[21:17] <@Zaamathi> My life is fulfilled
[21:17] <@Zaamathi> And stuff
[21:17] <@Zaamathi> I say ORANGE, btw
[21:17] <@Naivetry> dunno, because it's fun to say and sounds like violence?


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Breaking News: Fresh fuel for feeder war

2008-10-09, 10:55 GMT
Delegate-elect Tresville of The North Pacific posted official logs today of a conversation from TNP's government IRC channel. In the logs, Tresville (Cisco) answers questions from TNP government members about his policy on everything from RMB spam to the Empire. In the course of discussion, the activities of Flemingovia and Outer Kharkistania on behalf of the Confederacy of The East Pacific (cited originally as the cause of the war) were mentioned as a potential obstacle to opening talks between TNP and The Empire. The discussion closed after an apparently controversial (but publicly undisclosed) quote selection made by Eluvatar from the simultaneous commentary occurring on The Empire's IRC channel.

Tresville has made a speech requesting that TNP present a united front on the issue of the war, and making it clear that any chance for peace will have to wait for another administration. Tresville (WA nation: The Tresville Element), whose election to the delegacy has not gone without controversy, is presently 35 endorsements short of overtaking the current delegate of TNP, Zemnaya Svoboda (aka Eluvatar). Observers speculate that it could be a matter of several more weeks until the delegacy change is effected.


Breaking News: Gnidrah resigns from WA, retires from NS

2008-10-12, 19:20 GMT
Gnidrah, former delegate of The East Pacific, resigned today from the World Assembly. Since his forced removal from the Delegacy, Gnidrah's continued presence in the region, hovering at just below 100 endorsements, had served as something of a rallying point for the Confederacy of The East Pacific, the former government of the region. In a letter posted on 1 Infinite Loop's forums, Gnidrah explains that he is officially resigning from all positions within the region and the forum, and retiring from NationStates as a whole, after approximately 4 years. Citing both Real Life(tm) considerations and his opinion of what was best for the region and for NationStates as a whole, Gnidrah bid his friends and associates farewell.


Breaking news: Fae gains delegacy of TWP, announces cabinet

2008-10-15, 05:34 GMT
At update today, The Faeyas gained the delegacy of TWP following her election as First Minister in that region. Fae has announced her cabinet, which includes a number of prominent West Pacificans as well as several more-unanticipated picks.
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E-Army Leadership

E-Army Chief-of-Staff - Felasia
E-Army Commander - Tarricoe
E-Army Commander - Naivetry
Military Liaison - Tycholand


Public News
The E-Army launched Operation Hidden Sword in Lazarus to ensure a smooth delegacy transfer to Killer Kitty, along with several smaller missions in Communist Communism, Arsenal, and A Yellow Submarine.

The E-Army also occupied Egypt for a brief two days after first deploying there in a defence mission. A miscommunication between the E-Army and AWP led to a confrontation, but we are pleased to announce that the dispute has been settled and the region has been returned to native hands.

The E-Army Commander-in-Chief appointed Naivetry as a Commander of the E-Army.

E-Army Intelligence continues to ensure the security of the region, but we're not allowed to tell you anything, as this is "public" news.

E-Army "One Team, One Vision"


Foreign Affairs

Chancellor of Foreign Affairs: Felasia
Deputy Chancellor: The Monkye

The newly elected Lord Chancellor, Whamabama, has appointed Felasia as the new Chancellor of Foreign Affairs. Felasia started his work in the office by naming The Monkye as his Deputy Chancellor.

A treaty with The West Pacific is currently in discussion in the College of Equilism.

The Kodiak Republic has been granted a consulate. Equilism looks forward to a good and long relationship between the two regions.


Immigration

Chancellor: Tarlisea

Population: 137 (+2)
Delegate Endorsements: 28 (-1)
Delegate: The Monkye

[color="blue"]Recruiters of the week 49[/color]

whamabama: 147

Total: 147

Winner of Recruiter of the Week 49: whamabama

Recruiter of the week standings:

Whamabama: 14
Felasia: 10
The Monkye: 8
Tarlisea: 6
JAL: 3
Wagger Tribe: 2
Simpistan: 2
Naivetry: 1
the elistist: 1
Tycholand: 1

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Week 50 starts at Sunday December 7, 2008


The College

Appointments
Oct. 19 - By Legislative Order, Thoughtful Ideas was appointed as Advocate General and Chaucerin was appointed as Lord High Prosecutor. Both have since then been confirmed by the College.
Oct. 21 - Westwind appointed Felasia as Chief of Staff of the E-Army.
Nov. 3 - Tarricoe was appointed by Lord Chancellor Naivetry to handle the November elections.
Nov. 4 - Tycholand was appointed as the Military Liaison.

Reports
Westwind reported on the banjection of Emperiex from the region on Nov 7.

Invitations
Members of the College were invited to TUK for a state dinner on Nov. 21.

Elections
On Nov 18th, Whamabama was elected Lord Chancellor. Whamabama then appointed Felasia as Chancellor of Foreign Affairs, Tarlisea as Chancellor of Immigration, and Hitchcalm as Chancellor of Domestic Affairs.

Legislation
A treaty between Equilism and TWP is under consideration by the College.


Equilism Culture

Spam continues as Equilism approaches the year 2009.

Equilism's Winter Festival started on the 25th of November. This is a festival to celebrate the season of winter including many events like snowball fights, Christmas time reminiscing, nation creation competitions, and sports of all varieties.

In other news, Behavioral Rehabilitation and Can a Guy be a..... continue to be discussed in the Open Debate Board.

Star Trek: Equilism continues and due to the laziness of this writer, we will just give you the link so you can check it out yourself: [url="http://www.equilism.org/forum/index.php?showforum=286"]Here[/url]


Quote of the Month
In response to questions by a diplomat from the United Kingdom, tarricoe has given away the secret of Equilism!

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1. What makes Equilism so great?

2. How was Equilism established?


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I'll tell you the real secret. We lure people to this forum and suck the life force right outta them.

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Equilism Army Headquarters - 10th March 2009

Leadership of the E-Army
E-Army Chief-of-Staff - Felasia
E-Army Commander - Tarricoe
E-Army Commander - Naivetry
Military Liaison - Tycholand

E-Army Mission News

The E-Army continues to participate in defence and liberation missions, with Monkey Island and Vampire Underground defended by the Thunder Platoon. Buddhist Region of Jambudvipa and Mediterranica were also liberated by our Lightning Platoon.

We also launched an anti-Nazi mission in Nazi with our friends in The Black Hawks who share the same hatred for this racist group. This mission has confirmed our position as an "independent" force in NS and that the E-Army will no longer blindly follow an ideology, but protect Equilism's best interest.

Other News

E-Army Intelligence also continues to ensure the security of the region, but we're not allowed to tell you anything. Promotions and Demotions are coming soon so start being active if you want a medal and not a kick in the butt. We also welcome our newest member, Tarlisea, in the traditional E-Army style. Finally, we are also looking for new members to join the E-Army so if you are interested then apply now!

E-Army "One Team, One Vision"


Foreign Affairs Report

Officials:
Chancellor for Foreign Affairs - Dalimbar
Deputy Chancellor - Biyah

Whamabama, the recently re-elected Lord Chancellor, appointed Dalimbar to be Chancellor for Foreign Affairs of Equilism. The new Chancellor previously held the role of WA Delegate and Chancellor of the Realm from August 1st to October 5th 2008.

In an address to the College, and a subsequent notice posted in the Chancellory, the new Chancellor stated that he intends "to review the current practices and institutions of the Chancellory to find areas where we as a region can improve in the area of foreign affairs, while at the same time inviting all interested citizens into the service." Dalimbar also stated, "I will be working with the Lord Chancellor to make sure our foreign interests remain secure, what ever they may be. We live in a decaying world, but there is no reason for Equilism to give up just because others are."

As a notice to all regions that currently have embassies and/or consulates with us, the Chancellory will be enforcing our "Inactive Embassy Policy" shortly, which states that Embassies that are inactive for more than six weeks will be closed. We will be more than happy to re-open Embassies or Consulates that faced closure should there be a request from their respective governments.

Finally, the Chancellor appointed Biyah to be Deputy Chancellor.


Immigration Report

Chancellor for Immigration - John Ashcroft Land
Deputy Chancellor - The Monkye

Population: 96
Delegate Endorsements: 14
Delegate: The Monkye

Recruiters of the week (3/8/09):
The Monkye - 57 TG's (Recruiter of the Week)
Tycholand - 56 TG's

Recruiter of the Week standings:
Whamabama: 17
Felasia: 10
The Monkye: 9
Tarlisea: 6
JAL: 3
Wagger Tribe: 2
Simpistan: 2
Naivetry: 1
the elistist: 1
Tycholand: 1


The College Report

Appointments:
Whamabama has made the following appointments:

Chancellor of Immigration: John Ashcroft Land
Chancellor of Domestic Affairs: Iberian Empire
Chancellor of Foreign Affairs: Dalimbar

Whamabama has also appointed Neenee as Dean of the university of Equilism.

Legislation:
Voting for a revamp of the Constitution is underway, as is a discussion of a new NS charter that will be necessary if the Constitutional vote passes. The Constitutional reform removes all mention of NationStates from the Constitution, and replaces it with a provision for game-specific charters to govern member activity in online games. As Equilism explores the possibilities of moving beyond NationStates, this is an important first step in maintaining our government and community while providing a means for members from other games to become Equilism citizens.

Membership:
Membership after roll call has resulted in some empty seats. Currently Neenee is undergoing the Rite of Passage for membership in the College. Discussion is also underway to determine if members of the nobility should be made honorary members of the College.


Equilism Culture

In the Open Debate Board, Creation vs Evolution is a hot topic along with God doesn't work, faith is a trick, and the recent revival of Right to Die?

The Equilism Winter Festival has melted into the past and was a great success.

The Arts Festival will soon be hosting art works from around Equilism after a very long inactivity. If you would like more information you should contact Iberian Empire the Chancellor for Domestic Affairs.


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Star Trek: Equilism continues to be popular. On board the Equilism, Captain Lodo Ashe (Chaucerin) has offered himself as a hostage while attempting to negotiate with the aliens attacked by his hijacked ship, while Counselor Rix Albrun (Tycholand) questions the hijackers in the brig. Meanwhile on Kemaris Station, Admiral Jerry Taylor (Tarlisea) has approved a total station lockdown while the crew investigates links between the alien hijackers and Starfleet personnel... including Captain Ashe.

Meanwhile, the new Dungeons and Dragons RP is now in full swing! On their way to the city of Tulum to rescue the grandchildren of a local priest from the dark elves (and pick up a little loot along the way), our band of would-be heroes shortly runs into trouble - bandits on the forest road. Can they avoid battle, or will the group get its first taste of combat?

All new Starfleet cadets are welcome in the Starfleet training facility, while anyone with a taste for adventure can contact Whamabama for more information on the D&D campaign. Come join in the fun!

This message is brought to you by Deal or No Deal, the newest Equilism gaming experience! Come cheer on Ellezelles as he tries to win back his title as the richest of all.


Quote of the Week
This week's quote is brought to you by Neenee, from her Rite of Passage:
Wesleism
 
Have you used illegal steroids to supplement your NS performance?

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Of course not! The illegal substances I used were not steriods.


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This has been a production of the Equilism Foreign Affairs Chancellory. Thank you for reading!
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EQ Weekly, #05, 12/04/2009

This week marked the first of the WAD’s Immigration Challenge, in which the WAD outlined some regional goals he has challenged the region to achieve. So far inroads have been made in the endorsement department, and in the population department thanks to recruiting from the WAD and the Grampa.

Meanwhile, Billions across all of Equilism’s resident nations celebrated Easter, a tradition which dates back to the days when the Romans crucified Jesus for hiding their eggs and making children search for them. Offensive historical inaccuracies are to be blamed on the cookie monster who threatens to steal all of Equilism’s cookies.

In the WA, Equilism is experiencing almost record turnout, with numbers turning up to vote approaching historical high’s last seen 6 months ago. So far 12 WA citizens have registered their votes, and while there is a clear majority apparent at the moment, your vote in future WA resolutions could tip the balance of how the WAD votes, which may affect the result at the WA. For those confused by this, your vote counts, so participate!

In Main Street, waiting customers in Naga’s teahouse were finally served upon her return, while the Anime club had an emergency on their hands when Hamajahala was cut in half by an untested be in two places at once machine. The Games and Fun section has been quiet, as spammers may have been taking a break to gorge on their chocolate easter eggs.

An NS influence poll was released recently, with Westwind, Biyah, Naivetry, Dalimbar, Neenee and Whamabama all featuring, as well as The Monkye who got a write in vote. The Monkye hopes for more write in votes next time so he can become a permanent fixture on the list, and will make wilder claims than being Max Barry in order to do so. Equilism was 9th in the list of most influential regions, another good result. Any readers who wish to either make the list or improve Equilism’s position is invited to the dark areas of the forum where all the machinations go on.

So it was a mixed week in terms of activity, but the life signs are good. That's all we have time for today, I hope you enjoyed your edition of EQ Weekly. Now for the complimentary Enquirer!

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A New Constitution

Discussions concerning the establishment of a new Constitution for Equilism were begun shortly after Lady Naivetry became our new Monarch, when King Chaucerin stepped down. While the discussions got off to a slow start, a number of inventive ideas have been presented as well as simplified proposals. Pirates and Dr. Horrible were seen lurking behind some of the proposals, and what the outcome might be is yet to be seen. Stay tuned for future news on the fate of Equilism's Constitution.

Elections

High Advocate Westwind posted an announcement reminding the region that the November Prime Minister election is set to begin on November 5th. As per our Constitution, there will be five days for candidate nominations, followed by five days of voting. Candidates may campaign throughout the election cycle.

Octoberfest!

While the Beer Hall has been too noisy for anyone to talk, and Naivetry is trying to stare at her beer instead of drink it, the competition for a regional flag and anthem have entered the voting stage. Expect to see the winners in our next update. In the meantime, feel free to stop by and sample the variety in the ever noisy Beer Hall.

The World Assembly

-Repeal "Commend 10000 Islands"
0 For, 7 Against, 0 Abstain

Equilism stood strong in support of the Commendation of 10000 Islands, with all voting WA citizens casting their votes against the appeal. We were truly disappointed in the passage of the Repeal.

Equilism is also concerned over the developing 'tit-for-tat' exchange of condemnation resolutions in the Security Council.

-National Economic Freedoms
0 For, 5 Against, 0 Abstain

Finding the proposal flawed, the WA voters declined to support this resolution.

-Habeas Corpus
0 For, 3 Against, 0 Abstain

With all of the few votes cast opposing the resolution, our Delegate voted against the resolution.

E-Army

Having returned from the success of the Feudal Japan Liberation, the E-Army has been working to continue the effort to ensure the security of regional sovereignty. The High Command continues to process new applicants, and get them placed into training as cadets.

Foreign Affairs

Equilism would like to apologize for the recent lack of updates from our region to yours. You are important to us, and we want to keep the lines of communication open. Our doors are always hope to hear from you, and we appreciate each and every update you have brought to us on the happenings in your region.

Open Debate

Recently, debate has centered upon a few threads including the 'History is cyclical' thread with contributions from The Monkye, Biyah, Astarial, Chaucerin, The Hypercube and Naivetry. The perennial favorite 'God doesn't work, faith is a trick' has seen recent action, as well as the 'Generations to Come' thread.

If you love a good debate, Equilism has just the place for you.

Role Play

Tarlisea has started a new Role Play, "The Government of Equilism", where everyone can RP their government roles in Equilism. Our visitors and diplomats from region all around NationStates are invited to participate as well. So far, the Prime Minister and Members of Parliament seem to be wandering around the great halls of Parliament, or enjoying the surrounding gardens.

Roll Call! has been called for in Star Trek:Equilism. Players have been asked to report by October 30th, or face the prospect of being dropped from the roster. The current mission continues, and anyone who would like to join should contact Tarlisea.

There has also been a suggestion that the crew of Star Trek:Equilism might consider working together on the missions in the new Star Trek Online once it has launched. Several Equilism members have applied for the closed beta of the upcoming game.

The Equilism Enquirer

The lastest occasional issue of the Equilism Enquirer was published this week, with a curious headline about the Delegate of The North Pacific, Equilism citizen John Ashcroft Land.

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Elections, returning faces, and a new Prime Minister

A couple curious turns of events occurred with our recent elections. Having announced the new election cycle, Westwind resigned as High Advocate and turned over management of the election to Advocate General/Governor General Felasia. He immediately joined Parliament, as did two other returning members - Chaucerin and Astarial. (Westwind and Chaucerin chose to pass on the Equilism Rite of Passage, while Astarial is in the process of undergoing the Rite as of this writing).

Nominations for Prime Minister went to Westwind, Flexion, The Monkye, Phendarrah, Tarlisea, and Whamabama. Three of those accepted nomination, leading to the final election results:

Westwind - 72.73%
The Monkye - 0.00%
Phendarrah - 9.09%
Abstain - 18.18%

In coordinating the transfer of the Delegacy from The Monkye to Westwind, it was decided that Monk should hold the Delegacy for a few more days, so that he can reach his 400th day in the delegate's chair.

Official Equilism Flag Adopted

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With 56% of the vote, the official flag of Equilism was adopted in a regionwide vote. The flag raising ceremony brought tears and expressions of nationalistic pride to nations throughout the region. Kubrickistan suggested that a regional Equilism Flag Day holiday be considered, while Russian-Republics somehow spilled vodka on the flag.

Equilism indecision on an Anthem

The runoff vote between the finalists in the Regional Anthem contest has resulted in a tie vote. While polling has remained open, no further votes have been made since November 9th. The two songs in contention are:

Fanfare for the Common Man (proposed by Westwind)
Last of the Wilds (proposed by The Monkye)

There appears to be increasing support for a mash-up of the two songs. The proposed new Anthem title: "Fanfare for the Last of the Commonly Wild Men" seems to be most favored.

To a New Commonwealth

Regional discussions on a new Constitution have reached the point of a fine tuning of the final document, and preparation to move towards a regionwide vote. The current Confederation of Equilism, a Constitutional Monarchy would be replaced by a return to our earlier formation as a Commonwealth of Nations.

Equilism Around The World Flight Race

The race which began on November 1st has just concluded with all the contestants reaching the finish line . The final scores of the race are:

Whamabama- 28
Naivetry - 25
Felasia - 24
The Monkye - 21
Flexion - 14
Astarial - 13

The World Assembly

- Liberate The Security Council
The current resolution up for vote has been offered to the region with slightly different voting options. Support for the resolution appears overwhelming.

For, then continue laughing - 9
Abstain, to continue laughing - 0
Against because this isn't funny. - 1

- Repeal "Protection of monuments"
11 For, 0 Against, 0 Abstain

- Condemn Grub
0 For, 11 Against, 0 Abstain

- International Competition Law
5 For, 1 Against, 0 Abstain

- Protection of monuments
1 For, 3 Against, 1 Abstain

E-Army

The E-Army has been busy chasing raiders around the NS world. From Pyoko, to Westdale, to Leckenby, and even The Universe. If you want to see the World, the E-Army has a billet waiting just for you. Recruit trainees are always welcome, and Officers are always plotting our next move.

Foreign Affairs

Activity in Equilism Foreign Affairs has been slow as we pass through our election cycle and Constitutional discussions. Newly elected Prime Mininster Westwind has expressed the importance of Equilism's presence and activity in interregional affairs and looks foward to working to improve our communications with our friends around the NS world. A more frequent update from our region to yours is one of the important steps in reaching this goal.

Open Debate

The long running favorite debate thread, "God doesn't work, faith is a trick" continues to be active as does "Humanitarian Intervention" , "Creation vs Evolution" , "History is cyclical" , and the new "A Reason to Believe". Anyone is welcome to join in our fine and respectful debates.

Role Play

Kubrickistan has taken up Bartending in the E-Bar, and returning member Vasilii (last seen in 2006) has been frequenting the E-Bar as well. A strangely squirming burlap bag still lays next to Westwind.

The 5th Mission of Star Trek: Equilism continues. The USS Equilism was last seen encountering an unstable temporal-spatial anomaly disturbance, while the USS Salvador makes way at warp 7 towards the USS Equilism.

The RP Government of Equilism sees former Prime Minister The Monkye cleaning out his office at the same time new Prime Minister Westwind is moving in. There seems to be a spatial anomaly going on there too perhaps. Kubrickistan and Tarlisea are known to frequent the Judicial Library as well.

Fun and Games

Phendarrah and Westwind started new games "Random Game" and "Don't answer the question above you". Old favorites continue to be active, such as "Who Will Post Next", "Three Word Story", and "Extreme Count to 1000 (x2)".

Caption Contest #39 was won by Astarial for the following picture:

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"He tried, but ultimately Grandpa West just couldn't blend in with the younger generation. "
- Astarial

That's all for this update ! Thank you for reading :)
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WA Delegate: Westwind
Security Status: Guarded

Having passed yet another Constitution, the Equilism Assembly is deep in debate on proposals dealing with Juror selection, the line item amendment, and the proper place of themed governments. The Assembly has 23 members at the moment, and hopefully more of them will chime in on the debates!

Domestic Affairs:

DA Minister: Tarlisea
Deputy DA Ministers: Flexion, Kubrikistan

The ever-secretive Tarlisea has hinted that the approach of Christmas will bring a new exciting celebration in the region. Unfortunately, our attempts to infiltrate his department to get more details have thus far failed.

Immigration:

Immigration Minister: The Monkye
Deputy Immigration Minister: Neo North-America

The Minister has announced his intention to hold a recruitment competition to bolster our efforts to grow the region. It will be open to all members of Equilism, so stay tuned for more details!

Recruiter of the Week #47 is once again The Monkye. Pleas for someone to topple him from his smug perch on top of the jungle gym have as yet gone unanswered. Neo North-America has offered no statement explaining his failure to challenge the reigning champion. Believed to be adrift in the Pacific Ocean, last sighted in a kayak near the Phillipines, he could not be reached for comment.

Foreign Affairs:

FA Minister: Phendarrah
Deputy FA Minister: Astarial

The FA department is considering consulate, embassy, and/or treaty requests from Novus Licentia Terra, Feudal Japan, and Corporate, and is looking at our existing embassies and consulates to determine whose should be kept. Long-inactive embassies might be subject to closure, so we strongly encourage popping over to your embassy if it's lain dormant for some time.

Military:

Military Minister: Whamabama

The E-Army has been active lately, most recently in liberating Milennium, The Dark Sphere Cabal, Utopia, and The Beatles. Keep up the good work, troops!

In the World Assembly:

The following resolutions have been voted on (Bold indicates the vote lodged):

- Cultural Heritage Protection
5 For, 1 Against, 1 Abstain

- Commend Goobergunchia
9 For, 0 Against, 0 Abstain

- Liberate Democratia
10 For, 0 Against, 0 Abstain

-Commend Anti World Assembly
3 For, 5 Against, 1 Abstain

*Current Vote*
- First Tort Reform Act
0 For, 6 Against, 0 Abstain

On the Debate Board:

There's been a fair bit of activity on our [url="http://www.equilism.org/forum/index.php?showforum=22"]Open Debate Board[/url] recently. Perennial favorite God doesn't work, faith is a trick saw Flexion, Vasilii and Chaucerin busy, and The Monkye started two topics, on Holocaust Denial and the Copenhagen Conference/Climate Change. In addition, many Equilismers have expressed their disgust at Switzerland's banning of minarets in the [url="http://www.equilism.org/forum/index.php?showforum=298"]Current Events[/url] forum.

Role Playing and Games:

There's been a good bit of activity in the traditional 'spam' forums too. In the European Elimination Thread, first round winner Ireland was eliminated first in the second round. A new RP entitled Trans-E-Vania was started, though it has slowed down after some initial action. Anyone who likes vampires or werewolves is encouraged to get involved. The E-Bar and the Equilism Anime Fan Club also attracted some action, with the E-Bar locking down in preparation for what looks like an outbreak of destruction with the return of Some Emo Guy.

[url="http://www.equilism.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=9541"]Caption Contest #40[/url] has been started by Astarial:

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Anyone who thinks they've got a funny response to that is encouraged to post it


And thats all for this edition folks, we hope you enjoyed it, so until next time!
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Population: 169
Security Status: Guarded

Announcement!

We are hosting a new and exciting recruiting competition that will involve all regions who are interested in participating. This inter-regional competition is going to begin on February the 1st and end on February the 28th. Neither small nor large regions will be unduly disadvantaged, because the winner will be the one with the greatest population increase by number. This wonderful competition is being run by The Monkye, who can be contacted by telegram, or by PM or on our forum, for more information.

The Monkye will need some help making sure all participants receive regular updates, so if you’re interested in being one of those helpers please let The Monkye, or one of our other members know.

Please respond promptly if you want to take part in this mutually beneficial activity.

Founding and Reunification Festival:
The festival was kick-started by The Monkye who wrote the history of equilism chapters 1 to 3 project and he encouraged everyone on the forum to get involved but unfortunately not many members got involved in the wonderful celebration because of an initial masking mix up which was fixed fairly quickly.

Treaty with Liberalia
We are currently voting on the reaffirmation of a treaty with Liberalia to correct a minor change in terminology. So far 7 people have voted and all of them have voted ‘yes’, so it looks like the treaty will be returned to action soon.

Immigration (The Monkye)
Immigration has been the busiest of all the cabinet lately, organising the inter-regional competition and writing up the 2009 immigration review. Rumor has it that The Monkye might be organising a convention to discuss what can be done to improve Equilism for the future.

Week 1: The Monkye won the recruiter of the week award with 30 nations recruited.
Week 2: The Monkye won the recruiter of week award again with 40 nations recruited.
Week 3: The Monkye won the recruiter of week award again with 105 nations recruited.

Foreign Affairs (Phendarrah)
FA has been mainly inactive lately due to Phendarrah being away for a while. The minister is writing up a list of job possibilities for the deputy minister to do, and this should be released next week and a consulate has been created between our region and the Democratic Socialist Alliance.

Domestic Affairs (Tarlisea)
DA has slowed down a bit lately and this issue will hopefully be solved soon.

E-Army (Whamabama)
The military hasn’t done much after Christmas.

WA Results

(Repeal) Liberate Land of the Liberals
For: 2-0 and one against (still pending)

Repeal "Stem Cells For Greater Health"
For: 0-8

Liberate Free Thought
For: 5-1

Liberate Land of the Liberals
For: 1-8

Games and Fun
A new game has been started by Phendarrah called Member Elimination, and other popular games include Who will post next?, European Elimination, and Guys verses Gals if you want to get involved.

Role Playing
Current role playing includes the ever strong The E-bar, while trans-e-vania has seemed to have gone a bit quiet.

That’s it for this update.
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Delegate: Kubrikistan, 36 Endorsements
Population: 159
Security Status: Guarded

Announcements and Other Sundry
Behold!

A new E-vent has arisen, courtesy of the Ministry of Domestic Affairs.

Julius Caeser's Winter Festival! A combination between Roman and Winter themed activities, this festival will consist of many activities, including E-Wards (nominations are still open), the announcement of our new incentive system, and many other most exciting activities, including Gladiatorial Competitions!

Come on over to our lavishly decorated villa and join in the fun!

In the Government
Discussions with the AoSS are still underway, though they appear to be winding down. Hopefully a resolution will be had soon!

The Assembly is currently discussing two bills, the Endorsement Cap Law, and the Grammatical Corrections Act. The former obviously deals with the regional endorsement cap, and needs updating from its previous version under the previous government, and the latter is intended to address fixing minor insignificant errors, such as typos, in legislation.

Up for a public discussion and vote in the Public Courtyard is the Charter for the Equilism Security Council, instructed to spread its message with resolutions of humor and wit. The intent of the ESC is to spark interest in the in-game WASC.

World Assembly Results

Universal Clinical Trials Act
Against: 6-1

Commend Sedgistan
For: 10-0

International Road Safety Act
Against: 6-0

A Ban on Forced Disappearances Act
Abstain: 5-1-1

Commend Yelda (Still pending)
For: 2-0

Commend Antarctic Oasis (Still pending)
For: 5-0

Repeal Disaster Preparedness Act
For: 5-0

Museums of Musical Heritage Act
For: 3-0

Condemn Greater Tezdrian
For: 4-0

Commend Imagey Nation (Still pending)
For: 5-0

Domestic Affairs

The Julius Caesar Winter Festival is continuing apace, with voting on E-Wards having been started. At vote currently are categories for Best Newcomer, Nerdiest, Best Personality, Best Foreign Visitor, Best Foreign Ambassador, and Best Debater. The Miss Equilism contest, the Roman Olympics, and the Roman Murder Mystery will hopefully start soon.

A new points system has been implemented, and rewards are being handed out willy nilly. Inflation, ho!

Games and Fun

A multitude of games have been active this week, including the ever-popular Guys vs. Gals, in which the guys are winning at 24 up. Shocking. In European Elimination, the Czech Republic is falling fast, likely to be knocked out soon, while Wales thunders along in the lead with 31 points. And in Post a Random Fact ... that's not actually true, things have taken a turn for the political. Oooh, let's watch the fireworks!

Role Playing

With the arrival of the AoSS worlds, Equilism's role playing area has seen a burst of activity. Worlds A, B, and D are based on the real world, the first being set in modern times, the second, historical, and the third an alternate version of reality. World C is set in deep space, and World E is one of fantasy and magic. All in all, it sounds like there ought to be something for everybody!

Immigration
In an effort to boost the region's population, the Immigration department is holding another one of its famous recruitment drives. The theme of this one is Roman Recruitment (in keeping with the Caesar Festival), and awards are granted for attaining numbers that are significant in Roman history. The number of nations an entrant needs to recruit for each tier are: 44, 195, 476, 753, and 1,229.

Hyper Hippies is currently in the lead, with 220 nations recruited! Goooo, Hyper!

Foreign Affairs

At the pleading of the Immigration department, drooling over their phenomenal recruitment skillz, the FA Ministry has exchanged embassies with the Global Right Alliance.

In an effort to get the ministry's regular updates up from once a month to once a week, and to standardize them for ease of writing, a template has been created. The FA department invites any member of the Cabinet to partake!

E-Army
The E-Army has seen action in The Proletariat Coalition, and Unibot, as well as helping our allies with missions. The E-Army also has welcomed one new soldier, and has an additional one in training.

Quote of the Week: "There are certain things which I'm liable to mention quite often. Peru happens to be one of them." ~Grand Kierania


~Written by: Astarial~
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