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| ninjapenguin | Mar 3 2007, 05:35 PM Post #1096 |
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"Joss Whedon is my master now."
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but of course
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| Westaway | Mar 3 2007, 07:31 PM Post #1097 |
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They just keep bouncing :)
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I love doing breakfast on a sunday at elevish....eggs benidict with freshly squezzed orang juice, bottle of good bubbly and hot roasted coffee from the pot. Now that's what I call a great start to any daY
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| Sypons | Mar 4 2007, 11:10 AM Post #1098 |
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Assistant Pig Keeper
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As late as possible? |
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| ninjapenguin | Mar 4 2007, 12:59 PM Post #1099 |
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that sounds like bliss |
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| Westaway | Mar 4 2007, 02:04 PM Post #1100 |
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They just keep bouncing :)
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ofc the later the better lol It helps to have a hubby that loves it too. Whenever we go away, the first morning is always celebrated that way. As a result we must always go somewhere that fits our tradition The caravan doesn't count ofc.....that's where we do sunsets with bubbly on the beach with antipasta |
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| ninjapenguin | Mar 4 2007, 02:44 PM Post #1101 |
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now you're just torturing me, Westy
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| Westaway | Mar 4 2007, 02:48 PM Post #1102 |
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They just keep bouncing :)
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one of the joys of old age I guess lol |
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| ninjapenguin | Mar 5 2007, 07:45 AM Post #1103 |
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all I can then is, bring it on!
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| ninjapenguin | Mar 12 2007, 01:56 PM Post #1104 |
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this popped up in the in-box today and I thought I'd share it for the benefit of the many manly sorts on this forum The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd. 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: When a heroic dog dies to save its master. After wrecking your boss's car. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever... unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcoholic drink... only when it's free. 11: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 12: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 13: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem. You didn't see anything. 14: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 15: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy. 16: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 17: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding s#x pending your response. 18: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: (a) Yeah, Baby, Push it! (b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder! © Another set, and we can hit the showers! 19: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing (i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc.). For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 20: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, or orange. 21: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story. We hope this clears up any confusion, The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd. |
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| Reubenlucy | Mar 12 2007, 06:39 PM Post #1105 |
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#1 not true ... they can share it if a woman is in between them
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| ninjapenguin | Mar 12 2007, 07:15 PM Post #1106 |
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| Naidgnaf | Mar 12 2007, 08:26 PM Post #1107 |
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Ahh yes, rule 20 is a good one. Saw a guy sitting in the passenger seat of a pink VW convertible Beatle driven by his girlfriend. Though there seems to be more and more lime green SS utes going around driven by blokes in thongs (I'll leave you to figure out where ).
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| ninjapenguin | Mar 12 2007, 10:20 PM Post #1108 |
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I just had a bad flashback of Borat in his lime green mankini
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| Bogans and Boozers | Mar 12 2007, 10:37 PM Post #1109 |
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Tasmania for the 18th AFL License!
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Random thoughts on the "Rules":
Does that mean I can attack them with the umbrella if they (a male) try to gain shade from the rain? (The violent side of B&B comes to the fore . . .)
I can think of two others: 1. When the wedding tackle gets caught in a rabbit trap. 2. When you hit the end of the chain
What if you're insulting him about his "keg"? |
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| Sypons | Mar 13 2007, 09:27 AM Post #1110 |
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Assistant Pig Keeper
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Ah yes, I found those a while ago. I'd almost forgotten about them. In other news I've managed to break my wrist fairly badly so don't expect to see much of me around for a few days until the swelling goes down and I can type with both hands. |
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