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Random thoughts
Topic Started: Jul 8 2004, 09:17 PM (21,704 Views)
Westaway
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They just keep bouncing :)
I'm with you on this one doc
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chocoholia
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You know those vouchers you get on the back of your grocery dockets?? This one is disturbing ... I got it the other week ;)

I want to know which 20% they take off??

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at lantis
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Swing those sexy hips!
EWwwwwWWww! :P
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Westaway
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They just keep bouncing :)
vets charge like wounded bulls [ excuse the pun]
I'd love 20% off my next vet bill...well my pet's next bill :)
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Abral Narth
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Id kill for a cold pint right now, but all i have in the cupboard is french absinthe, which isnt much of a relaxing drink (its 60% vol)

no... wait theres two in the fridge! YES! :D
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at lantis
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Swing those sexy hips!
random thought for monday morning:

man i could really do with a nice hot coffee...
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Dexterian
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my random thought for monday:

girls can be soooo weird, i thought it was only real in movies, oh hell no :lol:
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at lantis
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girls are only weird because men don't understand. a man's world tends to be more simple (thats a statement, not an insult), while girls can sometimes overcomplicate things.

on the other hand, females tend to understand males quite well!
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Penguingonia
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Two thoughts for the day:

1) Discharging yourself from hospital against medical advice is not a good idea. It is often a sign of intense stupidity. :huh:

Solomfyoyo...


2) Jelly Wrestling. It does not receive the television coverage that it so richly deserves. :D
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at lantis
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Swing those sexy hips!
Pengy, have you watched "Old School"?

they have this scene where they have a KY jelly wrestling night and the old dude has a heart attack from seeing two half naked girls coming towards him lol :lol:
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Dexterian
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at lantis
Aug 30 2004, 06:06 AM
Pengy, have you watched "Old School"?

they have this scene where they have a KY jelly wrestling night and the old dude has a heart attack from seeing two half naked girls coming towards him lol :lol:

LOL i was thinking the exact same thing when i first read his comment about jelly wrestling
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at lantis
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its a pretty damn funny ass movie :lol:
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Miew

Agreed its piss funny :P

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mmmm beer........

Oh and three cheers for the West Coast Eagles making the finals! and for our really bad club song
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at lantis
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*raises a toast to the West Coast Eagles*


:drink:
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Westaway
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They just keep bouncing :)
french absinthe <------ wasn't that made illegal during the french impressionist period ?

Great joke:

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I
just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every
husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my
emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a
man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I
told her we'll just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a
pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a
pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave
short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she
asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier".

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT???!!!"

I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for
awhile..... You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough
for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had
this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me
for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
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