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| Westaway | Aug 1 2004, 03:38 PM Post #91 |
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They just keep bouncing :)
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I'm with you on this one doc |
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| chocoholia | Aug 3 2004, 01:19 PM Post #92 |
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You know those vouchers you get on the back of your grocery dockets?? This one is disturbing ... I got it the other week
;) I want to know which 20% they take off??
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| at lantis | Aug 3 2004, 01:41 PM Post #93 |
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Swing those sexy hips!
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EWwwwwWWww!
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| Westaway | Aug 3 2004, 02:51 PM Post #94 |
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They just keep bouncing :)
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vets charge like wounded bulls [ excuse the pun] I'd love 20% off my next vet bill...well my pet's next bill
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| Abral Narth | Aug 30 2004, 08:12 AM Post #95 |
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Forum Freedom Fighter
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Id kill for a cold pint right now, but all i have in the cupboard is french absinthe, which isnt much of a relaxing drink (its 60% vol) no... wait theres two in the fridge! YES!
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| at lantis | Aug 30 2004, 08:43 AM Post #96 |
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Swing those sexy hips!
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random thought for monday morning: man i could really do with a nice hot coffee... |
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| Dexterian | Aug 30 2004, 02:21 PM Post #97 |
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Some say I'm a visionary, others say I'm seeing things
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my random thought for monday: girls can be soooo weird, i thought it was only real in movies, oh hell no [size=1](go to my topic for more info)[/size] |
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| at lantis | Aug 30 2004, 03:41 PM Post #98 |
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Swing those sexy hips!
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girls are only weird because men don't understand. a man's world tends to be more simple (thats a statement, not an insult), while girls can sometimes overcomplicate things. on the other hand, females tend to understand males quite well! |
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| Penguingonia | Aug 30 2004, 03:44 PM Post #99 |
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Two thoughts for the day: 1) Discharging yourself from hospital against medical advice is not a good idea. It is often a sign of intense stupidity. :huh: Solomfyoyo... 2) Jelly Wrestling. It does not receive the television coverage that it so richly deserves.
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| at lantis | Aug 30 2004, 04:06 PM Post #100 |
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Swing those sexy hips!
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Pengy, have you watched "Old School"? they have this scene where they have a KY jelly wrestling night and the old dude has a heart attack from seeing two half naked girls coming towards him lol |
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| Dexterian | Aug 30 2004, 04:38 PM Post #101 |
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Some say I'm a visionary, others say I'm seeing things
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LOL i was thinking the exact same thing when i first read his comment about jelly wrestling |
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| at lantis | Aug 30 2004, 05:01 PM Post #102 |
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Swing those sexy hips!
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its a pretty damn funny ass movie
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| Miew | Aug 30 2004, 09:11 PM Post #103 |
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Agreed its piss funny
Random thought for the day mmmm beer........ Oh and three cheers for the West Coast Eagles making the finals! and for our really bad club song |
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| at lantis | Aug 30 2004, 09:23 PM Post #104 |
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Swing those sexy hips!
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*raises a toast to the West Coast Eagles* :drink: |
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| Westaway | Aug 30 2004, 09:34 PM Post #105 |
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They just keep bouncing :)
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french absinthe <------ wasn't that made illegal during the french impressionist period ? Great joke: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier". I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile..... You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. |
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