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Stupid Quotes; Post 'em if you got 'em.
Topic Started: Oct 16 2007, 11:30 AM (345 Views)
The Libertine	Oct 16 2007, 11:30 AM Post #1
Head Warden Posts: 266 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: October 1, 2007	[09:19] Libertine: Elaborate? [09:24] Joshua: For as long as i can remember and certainly as long as adams been a free thinking intelligent person his dad has been making his life hell. Every daythere is some kind of new tedious meaningless task that adam must complete, stripping wires to sell the metal, putting stamps on hundreds of pieces of mail going nowhere, recording mulitple tv shows every night, the list is never ending and it only gets worse from there. Not only does adam have to put up with that but his dad takes every small excuse he can to make it so Adam has as little contact with friends as possible. Just yesterday he "laid down the law" and said adams no longer allowed friends over because another friend of ours supposedly had his feet up on the coffee table several days ago. Obviously this mean none of us have any manners and can never come over again. Not to mention that his parents are completely ignorant, racist, and the type of people who complain to every business and bill company they make contact with just to get coupons and save money... [09:25] Libertine: Hmm [09:25] Libertine: So... [09:25] Libertine: What you're saying is this guy's a prick.



Otaku-Killer	Oct 16 2007, 09:08 PM Post #2
Lunatic Posts: 247 Group: Asylum Wardens Member #2 Joined: October 1, 2007	on an IRC channel a while back... <Grey-Van> Akira likes anal sex a bit more than ehrik but Ichi likes anal sex twice as much as Akira. Shieru likes anal sex about as much as Ichi but not as much Brandon <Grey-Van> arrange their liking of anal sex <Grey-Van> from least to greatest <ZephyrScrub> lawl Grey-Van <Nanaya_Itachi> oh god, im actually working on gravens question <Nanaya_Itachi> ehrik ->akira ->shieru -> ichi -> brandon <ZephyrScrub> rofl. <Grey-Van> sweet nanaya did it



Otaku-Killer	Oct 17 2007, 01:14 AM Post #3
Lunatic Posts: 247 Group: Asylum Wardens Member #2 Joined: October 1, 2007	Nanaya Itachi the Otaku-Killer says (2:10 AM): do we have forum rules? The Libertine says (2:11 AM): Don't be a dick. I guess that should be more or less it. The Libertine says (2:12 AM): "Don't be a dick, and we won't Euthanize your ass" Nanaya Itachi the Otaku-Killer says (2:12 AM): i guess it would be safe to make a post on that



Joshua	Oct 17 2007, 09:36 PM Post #4
Screwloose Posts: 20 Group: Raving Ranters Member #3 Joined: October 6, 2007	[21:29] ijustrockxo: haha id say thats your best bet. [21:29] Joshua Isnt Real: hmm [21:29] Joshua Isnt Real: probably your right [21:29] ijustrockxo: im always right lol [21:30] Joshua Isnt Real: oh i figured out that secret a long time ago [21:30] Joshua Isnt Real: girls are always right, they just let us believe we are right just enough of the time to have a slightly inflated sense of ourselves [21:30] Joshua Isnt Real: keeps us in line [21:31] ijustrockxo: haha [21:31] Joshua Isnt Real: thought youd like that [21:31] ijustrockxo: lol i loved it [21:32] Joshua Isnt Real: well il keep womens secret [21:32] Joshua Isnt Real: tis what im good at [21:32] Joshua Isnt Real: prolly why all the womens love me so much [21:32] ijustrockxo: oh do they? [21:32] Joshua Isnt Real: oh yeah [21:34] Joshua Isnt Real: havent ya seen, cant keep their hands off me. Im all "Ladies please, theres really only enough of me for twenty or so of you"and they are all "But Josh, we love you so much, you exude sexy magnetism of some kind of very masculine animal" and im all 'I know my lovelies but it cant always be supermodel bikini party, sometimes I need to save the world with my biceps" at this point Josh has begun to drool and nod off into his fantasy world [21:34] ijustrockxo: wow [21:35] ijustrockxo: i dont think we can talk anymore bc of htat [21:35] Joshua Isnt Real: lmao



Otaku-Killer	Oct 20 2007, 07:37 PM Post #5
Lunatic Posts: 247 Group: Asylum Wardens Member #2 Joined: October 1, 2007	[16:43] <Libertine> buttsecks... [20:35] <Nanaya_Itachi> surprise buttsecks? [20:36] <Libertine> Not so surprise if it' sbeen there for fucking four hours.



The Libertine	Oct 22 2007, 07:02 PM Post #6
Head Warden Posts: 266 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: October 1, 2007	[16:58] Daedalus: I was ready to throw an impromptu birthday dinner [16:58] Lascelles: lol [16:58] Daedalus: Meh [16:59] Daedalus: Dinner tomorrow, consisting of pizza and an oiled stretch of wood [16:59] Daedalus: depending on how drunk you are. [16:59] Lascelles: Pizza, sure. But an oiled stretch of wood? Should I have reason to be scared? :\| [17:00] Daedalus: If you faceplant a bowling alley, sure. [17:00] Lascelles: Ahhh, duh [17:00] Daedalus: Were you thinking weird thoughts? [17:01] Lascelles: Yes :\|



Otaku-Killer	Oct 23 2007, 11:18 AM Post #7
Lunatic Posts: 247 Group: Asylum Wardens Member #2 Joined: October 1, 2007	[12:05] <Brandon> CORKSCREW BLOW! [12:05] <Brandon> :\| [12:06] <Nanaya_Itachi> whut [12:07] <Brandon> CROSS COUNTER [12:07] <Nanaya_Itachi> GIGA DRILL BREAKER [12:07] <Nanaya_Itachi> :\| [12:07] <Brandon> WHUT [12:08] <Nanaya_Itachi> ZA WARUDO [12:08] <Brandon> DIO BRANDO [12:08] <Brandon> KAMEHAME HA!!!!! [12:08] * MrWall has quit IRC [12:09] <LaReece> Hey look [12:09] <LaReece> It's Brandon [12:09] <Brandon> yeah [12:09] <Brandon> so [12:09] <Brandon> :\| [12:09] <Nanaya_Itachi> MIKURU BEAMU [12:10] <Brandon> NICE BOAT! [12:10] <Brandon> oh... [12:11] <Brandon> we're suppose to scream out attacks... [12:11] <Brandon> PIKACHU, THUNDERBOLT NOW!!! [12:13] <Nanaya_Itachi> wut [12:13] <Nanaya_Itachi> pokeman battle? D: [12:13] <Brandon> ... [12:13] <Brandon> yes [12:14] <LaReece> Brandon find me someone with a homebrewed PSP [12:14] <Brandon> wtf [12:14] <Brandon> lazy bastard [12:14] <Brandon> do it yourself [12:14] <Nanaya_Itachi> RHYDON, GIGA DRILL BREAKER NOW! [12:14] <Nanaya_Itachi> :\| [12:14] <LaReece> [12:10] LaReece: Find me someone with a homebrew PSP [12:14] <LaReece> [12:11] Devil Azite )k2o(: There isn't anyone in Baltimore with one of those =/ [12:14] <LaReece> [12:11] LaReece: That;s just gay [12:14] <Brandon> CHARIZARD, SIESMIC TOSS NOW! [12:15] <Brandon> however you spell seismic [12:15] <Brandon> :\| [12:15] * Chiyou has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [12:15] <Nanaya_Itachi> my pokemon had a cooler attack [12:15] <Nanaya_Itachi> so i win :> [12:15] <Brandon> :< [12:15] * Brandon turn off Nintendo DS [12:15] <Brandon> :\| [12:15] <Brandon> faggot [12:15] <Nanaya_Itachi> wtf [12:16] <Brandon> whut D:< [12:16] <Nanaya_Itachi> i dont even get that win coz you disconnected [12:16] <Nanaya_Itachi> :< [12:16] <Brandon> :> [12:16] <LaReece> Owne [12:16] <LaReece> d



The Libertine	Oct 24 2007, 05:05 PM Post #8
Head Warden Posts: 266 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: October 1, 2007	[15:02] The Libertine: Diabolic just sent me a review that's 5 pages long. [15:03] Nanaya Itachi: oh shi- [15:03] Nanaya Itachi: i couldve just summed things up in one word or less [15:03] The Libertine: less than one word? [15:03] Nanaya Itachi: yes [15:03] Nanaya Itachi: im that awesome



Otaku-Killer	Oct 24 2007, 06:53 PM Post #9
Lunatic Posts: 247 Group: Asylum Wardens Member #2 Joined: October 1, 2007	[16:48] <Nightvoomer> http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?view...aa27a0c99bff671 [16:48] <Kite> I'll play shieru [16:48] <Shieru> FT5 [16:48] <Shieru> lets do this [16:48] <ABA> godtube? [16:49] <Shieru> Heretub [16:49] <Kite> 70.110.187.42 [16:50] <Nightvoomer> i loled so hard [16:50] <Nightvoomer> at that link [16:50] <Shieru> look at her bible [16:50] <Shieru> its so huge! [16:50] <Shieru> woah [16:50] <Shieru> weird ping today lol [16:50] <Kite> <_< [16:50] <Nightvoomer> YOU MAKE ME SO SO HOLY [16:51] <Shieru> lets see if its playable enough [16:51] <Nanaya_Itachi> why did i lol? [16:52] <Nightvoomer> cuz its so corner [16:52] <Nightvoomer> corny [16:52] <Nightvoomer> it hurts [16:53] <frubam> wtf you was right next to me [16:53] <Shieru> you're going to hell Itachi [16:53] <Shieru> and Voomer [16:54] <ABA> Bring back popular songs to boast religion. Hmmm [16:54] <Nightvoomer> and at the end there is like [16:54] <Nightvoomer> a bunch of people who cant dance [16:54] <Nightvoomer> dancing so badly [16:54] <ABA> low budget? [16:54] <Nanaya_Itachi> i already know im going to hell. i look foward to kicking satans ass :> [16:54] <Nanaya_Itachi> lawl [16:55] <Nightvoomer> going to hell lawls [16:55] <Nanaya_Itachi> so stfu shieru D: [16:56] <Nanaya_Itachi> :> [16:56] <ABA> Doesn't it say you shouldn't judge others? [16:56] <Nanaya_Itachi> who said that? [16:56] <ABA> Bible >> [16:56] * ABA is [16:56] <Nanaya_Itachi> i dont read the bible lawl [16:56] <Nightvoomer> jesus said something like that when like [16:56] <Nightvoomer> some dudes where throwing rocks [16:56] <Nightvoomer> at some prostitute [16:57] <Shieru> you guys do realize im messing around [16:57] <ABA> SEAKING! [16:57] <Nightvoomer> no [16:57] <Nightvoomer> you arent [16:57] <Shieru> okay I'm not [16:57] <Nightvoomer> you are trying to condemn us [16:57] <Shieru> yesh Voomer [16:57] <ABA> Nice use of words. [16:57] <Shieru> burn [16:57] <Shieru> in the depths and shores [16:57] <Shieru> of hell [16:58] <Nanaya_Itachi> no u [16:58] <Shieru> With Satan chewing you [16:58] <Shieru> eternally [16:58] <Nanaya_Itachi> no, i have a shotgun [16:59] <ABA> WHY!!! [16:59] <ABA> I have an addiction to Eggnog. [16:59] <ABA> but I'm lactose intolerant. [16:59] <ABA> ;_; [16:59] * ^^flandre^^ has joined #SRM [16:59] <ABA> Someone hates me. [17:00] <Shieru> oh yeah Itachi [17:00] <Shieru> you killed the cyber demon [17:00] <Shieru> rite [17:00] <ABA> Hey, ^^Flandre^^ [17:00] <Nanaya_Itachi> i shot him till he died :\|



The Libertine	Oct 24 2007, 08:35 PM Post #10
Head Warden Posts: 266 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: October 1, 2007	Quote: Nanaya Itachi the Otaku-Killer says (4:27 AM): maybe we should get dae to help? Kelly Girl says (4:27 AM): if he's interested Kelly Girl says (4:27 AM): i didn't want to be a bother to him with it Nanaya Itachi the Otaku-Killer says (4:27 AM): he's a better thinker than me anyway Kelly Girl says (4:28 AM): yeah [01:28] Nanaya Itachi: damn, why did she have to agree on that lol? i couldve used some flattery



Matika	Oct 24 2007, 11:39 PM Post #11
Lunatic Posts: 249 Group: Asylum Wardens Member #5 Joined: October 11, 2007	Quote: [16:48] <Nightvoomer> http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?view...aa27a0c99bff671 hmmm which is finer? Girl with big holy book or girl in big holy T-shirt?



Otaku-Killer	Oct 31 2007, 10:10 AM Post #12
Lunatic Posts: 247 Group: Asylum Wardens Member #2 Joined: October 1, 2007	Mingchan says (10:06 AM): I guess I've become somewhat perverted. Mingchan says (10:06 AM): I saw this video of a man excreting semen. Nanaya Itachi the Otaku-Killer says (10:06 AM): wat Mingchan says (10:07 AM): Not as exciting as I hoped it to be. Nanaya Itachi the Otaku-Killer says (10:07 AM): "excreting"? Mingchan says (10:07 AM): Not sure of a word. Mingchan says (10:07 AM): My diction still sucks. Nanaya Itachi the Otaku-Killer says (10:07 AM): the word is "ejaculating" Mingchan says (10:07 AM): ! Nanaya Itachi the Otaku-Killer says (10:07 AM): just say " i saw a video of a guy ejaculating" or something Mingchan says (10:07 AM): Pardon. Mingchan says (10:07 AM): I used the word. Nanaya Itachi the Otaku-Killer says (10:07 AM): ive never heard someone say "excreting semen" Nanaya Itachi the Otaku-Killer says (10:08 AM): fuck, you made me lol hard



Otaku-Killer	Oct 31 2007, 10:17 AM Post #13
Lunatic Posts: 247 Group: Asylum Wardens Member #2 Joined: October 1, 2007	this also deserves its own post Mingchan says (10:08 AM): BTW, do you watch South park? Nanaya Itachi the Otaku-Killer says (10:09 AM): yeah Nanaya Itachi the Otaku-Killer says (10:09 AM): sometimes Mingchan says (10:09 AM): I'm a fan of the movie. Mingchan says (10:09 AM): Though my younger bro should not have watched it, keeps asking me where the cliterus is. Nanaya Itachi the Otaku-Killer says (10:09 AM): wut Mingchan says (10:09 AM): Yeah. Mingchan says (10:09 AM): So, I told him. Nanaya Itachi the Otaku-Killer says (10:10 AM): it was an alright movie Mingchan says (10:10 AM): Imagine his face. Nanaya Itachi the Otaku-Killer says (10:10 AM): somehow, i cant Mingchan says (10:10 AM): He ran into the bath room. Mingchan says (10:10 AM): I DID warn him. Mingchan says (10:10 AM): He told me he thought it was some form of rock. Nanaya Itachi the Otaku-Killer says (10:10 AM): shit, im choking now



Otaku-Killer	Nov 4 2007, 06:18 PM Post #14
Lunatic Posts: 247 Group: Asylum Wardens Member #2 Joined: October 1, 2007	[18:03] <Yami-Dokuro> can we start an actual contest on AG [18:03] <Libertine> We had one, and nobody gave a shit, I don't think. [18:04] <Nanaya_Itachi> we did? [18:04] <Libertine> Yeah, that stupid poll thing [18:04] <Libertine> Four votes, WOOOOO [18:06] <Nanaya_Itachi> we dont have that many members to be having a poll anyway [18:08] <Yami-Dokuro> a poll ooo very exciting (not) [18:09] <Yami-Dokuro> how about a real contest a one on one battle, who can prove there the maddest in the asylum [18:09] <Nanaya_Itachi> KNIFE FIGHT [18:10] <Yami-Dokuro> grabs a paper knife come on then [18:11] <Nanaya_Itachi> takes out MAC-10 and unloads all the rounds into yami [18:11] <Nanaya_Itachi> I WIN [18:12] <Yami-Dokuro> twitches ouch rises back up and whips out an AK and empties a clip into Nanaya [18:13] <Yami-Dokuro> i win [18:13] <Libertine> double taps both Itachi and Dokuro with a Walter PP5 [18:13] <Nanaya_Itachi> i wouldnt die if you killed me [18:13] <Libertine> Fuck youse. [18:15] <Yami-Dokuro> we're all immortal now let's FIGHT whips out a portable orbital laser cannon haha here comes hell [18:15] <Libertine> summons hell No, this is hell. [18:16] <Yami-Dokuro> holy shit, Nanaya's the devil WTF [18:16] <Libertine> demon crawls out of the pit and anally rapes Itachi [18:16] <Nanaya_Itachi> fuck you all, i was heating up food [18:17] * Libertine was kicked by Nanaya_Itachi (SURPRISE BUTTSECKS) [18:17] * Yami-Dokuro was kicked by Nanaya_Itachi (FOR THE LULZ) [18:17] * Yami-Dokuro has joined #AsylumGaming [18:18] <Yami-Dokuro> >_< immortality and i get beaten by a kick



The Libertine	Nov 4 2007, 06:32 PM Post #15
Head Warden Posts: 266 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: October 1, 2007	[15:20] * Yami-Dokuro has been kicked from #AsylumGaming by Libertine: be fucked [15:20] Libertine: I think that's one of the more awesome kick lines. [15:20] Nanaya_Itachi: wut was that for? [15:20] Libertine: LULZ [15:20] Nanaya_Itachi: it was only lulz the first time [15:20] Libertine: I thought it was vengance the first time [15:21] Nanaya_Itachi: no, yours was vengeance [15:21] * Yami-Dokuro has joined #AsylumGaming. [15:21] Libertine: It was revenge of the lul later [15:23] Yami-Dokuro: answer this: three lettered word that results in great pleasure [15:23] Libertine: Rip [15:23] Nanaya_Itachi: masturbation is more than 3 letters, you fail [15:23] Nanaya_Itachi: LOL [15:23] Libertine: Jak [15:24] Libertine: Cunillingus is,too, you still fail. [15:24] Nanaya_Itachi: yami fails [15:24] Libertine: Yami is four letters, he really fails. [15:24] Yami-Dokuro: silence none of you will ever get it [15:24] Libertine: Neither will you, technically speaking later [15:31] * Libertine Uzis the channel. [15:32] Yami-Dokuro: try something bigger [15:33] * Libertine summons Jesus Christ to bring a new age of bullshit into the channel. [15:34] Nanaya_Itachi: how does jesus know what IRC is? [15:35] Libertine: I implanted it into his brain. [15:35] Nanaya_Itachi: jesus is a cyborg now? [15:35] Libertine: Yeah, and I created the mech parts. [15:35] Nanaya_Itachi: christianity has just become fucking awesome [15:36] Libertine: The serial number just happened to be 666, I don't now how that happened, but it did. [15:36] Yami-Dokuro: is he armed with mega holy hand grenades and a portable cross launcher [15:36] Nanaya_Itachi: ever seen trigun? [15:36] Libertine: Monty Python is not a bitch to Jesus. [15:37] Nanaya_Itachi: jesus has that big gun Wolfwood carried [15:37] Libertine: Nah, he has the BFG [15:37] Libertine: Everyone knows this later [15:43] Yami-Dokuro: i'm not a man though i'm a ghost [15:44] Yami-Dokuro: i'm not really here [15:44] Nanaya_Itachi: good, that makes it easy [15:44] Libertine: Just enough physicality to make it easy to kick your ass. [15:44] * Yami-Dokuro has been kicked from #AsylumGaming by Nanaya_Itachi: ghosts dont exist [15:45] Nanaya_Itachi: he makes it too easy [15:45] * Libertine has changed the topic on channel #AsylumGaming to Yami-Dokuro - the offical bitch of Asylum Gaming IRC. later [16:09] Nanaya_Itachi: i'll just keep the banhammer put away for now [16:10] Nanaya_Itachi: yami lucked out today [16:10] *** YamiDokuro has been kicked from #AsylumGaming by Libertine: Not from me, bitch. [16:10] Libertine: That shit never gets old. [16:10] Nanaya_Itachi: no, it doesnt



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