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another story; you had to be there..lol..
Topic Started: Jan 5 2005, 12:32 PM (247 Views)
ozzybitch
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ok..people this one is about me when i was alot younger and a hell of alot more stupid!!


We meaning myself, my exboyfriend and his 2 friends Jeff and Buddy. I was 16 at the time of this stupid adventure and now looking back at is I can laugh..At the time mind you i was very pissed and scared..We were on our way to an OZZY concert and we had a cool in the back seat of the car we were in and Buddy being a pot head had his bag..so we are drinking and having a good time all except for the driver..he amazingly was sober..so we get to the concert and that mind you was the best i got back stage passes and he singed me gibson lespaul..OZZY signed my guitar...omg..i was flipping out just like a 16 year old would..lol..so we get in the car and unanouced to me..Jeff the Driver had been drinking and smoking it up the whole time we were there..so we get in this car and i cant figure out why he is acting so stupid..altho it was not a rare thing for him to be so stupid but the deal was he was the driver and knew better then to drink cuz all the rest of us was drinking..so we set off finally after 45 minutes sitting there..i am still not knowing he is drunk...but he was driving very well so how was i to know..UNTIL...we start out and he is taking all these wrong turns..so i think to myself..ok he knows his way around and he is getting us outta here a different way..so i am just sitting there..looking out the window and it was funny how al these light were along side the road and they were on the ground and not on a pole..and then i look behind us and all these flashing are coming at us..so im so wasted that i am thinking..oo..cool its aliens come to take us to there home land...woohoo..then there is the very familar noise of sirens...so then i am sober cuz my heart is in my ass by hearing the sirens..I am spun in a deminsion of pissed off i do not think i could ever return from..so Jeff pulls over and all these cops are around us....shouting for us to get out of the car one at a time with our hands up..so being the 16 year old i was i puke all over my boyfriend and fall out of the car..lol...this is no lie..i fall out of the car..i fall the hell out of the car!!..lol..any ways we all get out and they line us all up and ask our names and where we are from..we all tell them...then Jeff asks what he did wrong...and the cops look at him like a monkey looking at a road map and say..." well son it is not everyday we find a car load of teens trying to play chicken with a 747 aircraft"...OMG everybody thats right we were driving down a damn airport runway..this is no lie..needless to say we were escorted off the run way and held in the fine jail faclity til our parents came and picked us all up...we went home and i got a chewing and was grounded for life..lol..thats the story and what i have learned is...if you go some place take your self and always carry a plane ticket..lol
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agar
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lmao....lmao..lma...omg..thats the funniest shat ever!..lmao
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ozzybitch
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Thank you agar..at the time it was not so funny but now looking back on it...i get teary eyed from laughin so hard...lmao
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agar
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lol no prob. it must be the best story you have. ive neva heard anything like it lol
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ozzybitch
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no..no..i have much better then that..lol..i am 30 years old..i have lived and almost died plenty of time..lmao
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agar
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lol sorry about the almost dying parts, but id like to hear the rest of your stories lol
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ozzybitch
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i am going to try to post 1 daily..lol..to many nore then that then i will end up in a rehab or something like that..lmao
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agar
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lol kool. ill be watchin out for it. i cant wait till the next 1. lol
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ozzybitch
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thanks agar...just trying to keep the people laughing..lol
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agar
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lol its workin lol
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ozzybitch
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glad to hear that...lol..i have lived throw it all so far...the many aventures of me..lmao..i have but myself in alot of bad sitations..lol..but i have lived to see the following sunrise..lmao..and had alot of fun
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LMAS :D :D
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ozzybitch
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thanks kdkat07...lol
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LOL playing chicken on the runway.. classic.
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agar
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lol classic lol
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