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Absolute Proof God is a woman; Following Prof Manimals Gravity theory
Topic Started: Dec 18 2004, 05:29 AM (59 Views)
FOST
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Fost of the Um Braged :D
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Yep God is a woman the proof as follows:
FACTS:
1) everybody dies
2) according to the laws of mathematics it is impossible to die

Explanation. from the moment u are born u have a definite lifespan till you die proven fact
ergo statement 1.But in order to get from birth point (lets call it A) to death
point (call that B) one must travel half the distance to a new point © then half
again to a new point (D) then half again etc etc etc never actually reaching the
point of death a mathematical impossibility try halving 32 then 16 then 8,4,2,1,0.5,0.25
etc


As both fact 1 everybody dies and the logical mathematical laws are correct this would create a paradox
the only way to circumnavigate such a paradox is to have a completely illogical way of thinking.

The only being in the universe with a mind capable of making two opposite things equal is the female
of the species Human.

As reportably from the bible God was made in a human image and is the only Being capable of ignoring
paradoxes,the only conclusion left is

God is a Woman
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Manimal-SSC-
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Escape Artist :)
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Caution. Blade is sharp. Keep out of children.

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Of course god is a woman!! Doh! lol :D
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Go_PoD-SSC--
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It ^^^^is a snail...not a turd:)
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*BOINK*.....OW!............................Oh Hi Purity.....
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