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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 1 2004, 08:03 PM (218 Views) | |
| FOST | Dec 1 2004, 08:03 PM Post #1 |
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Fost of the Um Braged :D
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`Twas the Nite before Christmas in the UK While down in Australia it was the middle of Xmas day And over in the U.S they suffered with fright Only 3 more shopping hours before Christmas Nite The OZ and the Pom`s spared a thought for their Yank M8s As only a few hours before they were also in those States But Santa had been to the land down under And Aussie children already had their plunder While in Europe parents tried in vain To get the kids back into bed again Too excited to sleep “where is he now?” they pester poor old Dad There go`s the server as He contacts NORAD The air is cold the ground all covered in frost But with rum galore this don`t bother Fost The kids finally abed and the Booze flowing His only concern is when does it start snowing But Purity is upset in the land down under As storm clouds gather with the threat of thunder And around the world her voice could be heard “how can he have snow,that lucky Turd?” Iron pans quickly hidden by an alarmed GP From his pot wielding wife the irate Purity Shaking his head sadly and opening a beer He tells her “where we live we get only Rein deer” BOINK! From the pan that he had unfortunately missed It didn`t hurt much cos he was already half P***ed Frustration released and no longer snardy She throws another turkey on the good ole Barbie And now in America with the shopping all done It is finally Christmas time for everyone. So with glass filled The Twatem Inc Host Would like to offer to all this one toast MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL from Oz to the States AND a Happy new year to all of our Mates |
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| Go_PoD-SSC-- | Dec 1 2004, 08:48 PM Post #2 |
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It ^^^^is a snail...not a turd:)
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That my friend was great!, Thanks for that and we hope you all have a great Christmas too....with lots of and some we can all get together and celebrate!....and the best part is we'll have ta go for a coupla days till all timezones have had christmas!....now wheres who?....i heard it was his shout first due to a small incident involving christmas last year.......hehe
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| hex | Dec 1 2004, 11:00 PM Post #3 |
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Merry Christmas got me all tingly inside i need a after that and cheers m8
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| CJoZ | Dec 3 2004, 05:50 AM Post #4 |
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Merry Christmas to all!! Great job! |
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| Viper-SSC- | Dec 3 2004, 09:24 AM Post #5 |
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well fost i wish i could ryme as good as you but i dont know how to do what you said was good and written fine now i want a good glas of wine with this glas i will toast to you our friend and same to any server that i have wend i know my english is not that good its just like the way how i shoot all these months i run whit that gun but i still have lots of fun all these bullets didn't hurd even shot by a turd and who's the turd thats doesnt matter all that counds where together. iff i speak for all we like you here so have a great cristmas and a few pints off |
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| FOST | Dec 3 2004, 10:53 AM Post #6 |
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Fost of the Um Braged :D
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GJ m8 how about a duet 4 Easter ? |
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| hex | Dec 3 2004, 05:20 PM Post #7 |
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good job m8s
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| feralist-ssc- | Dec 6 2004, 06:43 PM Post #8 |
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thanxs fost well done and merry xmas to all at TI |
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and some
we can all get together and celebrate!....and the best part is we'll have ta go for a coupla days till all timezones have had christmas!....now wheres who?....i heard it was his shout first due to a small incident involving christmas last year.......hehe

Merry Christmas got me all tingly inside i need a 
good job m8s


12:44 AM Jul 12