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Xmas Poem
Topic Started: Dec 1 2004, 08:03 PM (218 Views)
FOST
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Fost of the Um Braged :D
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`Twas the Nite before Christmas in the UK
While down in Australia it was the middle of Xmas day
And over in the U.S they suffered with fright
Only 3 more shopping hours before Christmas Nite

The OZ and the Pom`s spared a thought for their Yank M8s
As only a few hours before they were also in those States
But Santa had been to the land down under
And Aussie children already had their plunder

While in Europe parents tried in vain
To get the kids back into bed again
Too excited to sleep “where is he now?” they pester poor old Dad
There go`s the server as He contacts NORAD

The air is cold the ground all covered in frost
But with rum galore this don`t bother Fost
The kids finally abed and the Booze flowing
His only concern is when does it start snowing

But Purity is upset in the land down under
As storm clouds gather with the threat of thunder
And around the world her voice could be heard
“how can he have snow,that lucky Turd?”

Iron pans quickly hidden by an alarmed GP
From his pot wielding wife the irate Purity
Shaking his head sadly and opening a beer
He tells her “where we live we get only Rein deer”

BOINK! From the pan that he had unfortunately missed
It didn`t hurt much cos he was already half P***ed
Frustration released and no longer snardy
She throws another turkey on the good ole Barbie

And now in America with the shopping all done
It is finally Christmas time for everyone.
So with glass filled The Twatem Inc Host
Would like to offer to all this one toast

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL from Oz to the States
AND a Happy new year to all of our Mates
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Go_PoD-SSC--
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It ^^^^is a snail...not a turd:)
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That my friend was great!,
Thanks for that and we hope you all have a great Christmas too....with lots of :chug :beer and some :dance :ele we can all get together and celebrate!....and the best part is we'll have ta go for a coupla days till all timezones have had christmas!....now wheres who?....i heard it was his shout first due to a small incident involving christmas last year.......hehe
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*BOINK*.....OW!............................Oh Hi Purity.....
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:roflmao Merry Christmas got me all tingly inside i need a :beer after that and cheers m8 :beer :beer :chug :chug
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Merry Christmas to all!! Great job!
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well fost i wish i could ryme as good as you
but i dont know how to do

what you said was good and written fine
now i want a good glas of wine

with this glas i will toast to you our friend
and same to any server that i have wend

i know my english is not that good
its just like the way how i shoot

all these months i run whit that gun
but i still have lots of fun

all these bullets didn't hurd
even shot by a turd

and who's the turd thats doesnt matter
all that counds where together.


iff i speak for all we like you here
so have a great cristmas and a few pints off

:beer :beer :beer :beer :beer :beer :beer


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FOST
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Fost of the Um Braged :D
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GJ m8 how about a duet 4 Easter ?
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:slaph good job m8s
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thanxs fost well done and merry xmas to all at TI
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