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| Go_PoD-SSC-- | Nov 28 2004, 09:13 AM Post #1 |
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It ^^^^is a snail...not a turd:)
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Little Old Woman and the Young Man Defence Attorney: What is your age? Little old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defence Attorney: Did you know him? Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly. Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh. Defence Attorney: Did you stop him? Little old Woman: Hell no, I didn't stop him. Defence Attorney: Why not? Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago. Defence Attorney: What happened next? Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts. Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him. Defence Attorney: Why not? Little old Woman: Why, Your Honour, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defence Attorney: What happened next? Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to him..."Take me ...young man...Take me!" Defence Attorney: Did he take you? Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot the little b**tard. ....wasnt me
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| feralist-ssc- | Nov 28 2004, 12:00 PM Post #2 |
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