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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 14 2004, 02:08 AM (120 Views) | |
| FOST | Nov 14 2004, 02:08 AM Post #1 |
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Fost of the Um Braged :D
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this is an up to date version of a joke thats been round longer than I have.... President Bush,the pope and the Queen met at Buckingham palace to discuss the best way to finally obtain world peace.Due to the nature of the personalities involved a heated argument quickly developed with no hope of agreement till the three decided to hold a competition on the Palaces` lake to decide who was actually in the right. At the bank side Bush announces in a loud voice" For the American Way" and walks slowly to the middle of the lake and back again without getting wet. Next the Queen steps for and says "For the Commonwealth" then she runs lightly to the middle of the lake and back without getting wet . The Pope is next so he go`s to his knees prays nervously for 30 minutes stands up and announces in a fervent voice" For the Kingdom of Heaven" and begins to slowly walk across the lake sweat beading his brow.Now fair go he got about halfway till a duck quacked ruining his concentration and SPLASH! in the pope went. On The bank Bush begins to laugh turns to the Queen and says " You`ll a sly one Liz not telling him about the stepping stones" The Queen replies"What stepping stones Mr Bush?" |
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| Manimal-SSC- | Nov 14 2004, 11:28 AM Post #2 |
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Escape Artist :)
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LOL, good one
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| Go_PoD-SSC-- | Nov 14 2004, 02:37 PM Post #3 |
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It ^^^^is a snail...not a turd:)
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LMAO
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| feralist-ssc- | Dec 6 2004, 06:49 PM Post #4 |
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pmsl
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