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Topic Started: Sep 23 2004, 02:38 PM (58 Views)
Manimal-SSC-
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Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man
driving very erratically through the streets of
Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if
he had been drinking that evening.

"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and
the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven
pints. And then there was something called "Happy Hour"
and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good.
I had four or five o'those. Then I had to drive me friend
Mike home and O' course I had to go in for a couple of
Guinness - couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on
the way home to get another bottle for later .." And the
man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle
of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.

The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need
you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test."

Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me???!!!"

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HAHAHAHA !! :roflmao :chug :beer
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hahahaha :roflmao good 1 m8 :dance :chug :chug
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