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Drunken Fight
Topic Started: Sep 23 2004, 02:35 PM (90 Views)
Manimal-SSC-
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Escape Artist :)
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A modest man is in the hospital for a series
of tests. One of the last tests has left his
system upset. Upon making several false alarm
trips to the bathroom he decided the latest was
another and stayed put. He then filled his bed
with human waste and was embarrassed beyond
anything he could possibly face. Losing his
presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up
the bed sheets, and threw them out the
hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cussing,
and swinging his arms wildly which left the soiled
sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk
stood there staring down at the sheets, a security
guard who had watched the whole incident walked up
and asked "What the hell was that all about?"

Still staring down, the drunk replied:

"I think I just beat the sh*t out of a ghost!"
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Caution. Blade is sharp. Keep out of children.

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Go_PoD-SSC--
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It ^^^^is a snail...not a turd:)
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*BOINK*.....OW!............................Oh Hi Purity.....
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:slap :roflmao
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:roflmao i like that 1!
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heheheheheheh ! :roflmao
g1 Manimal
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