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Going crazy for days off; LMAO
Topic Started: Sep 6 2004, 08:45 PM (26 Views)
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I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of
vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the Boss to send
me
home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning out
and
give me some time off. I came in to work early the other day and began
hanging upside down from the ceiling.

Just then one of my co-workers, a blonde, came in and asked me what I
was
doing. "Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a
light
bulb."

A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm
a
light bulb!" I exclaimed. "You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few
days
off." With that, I jumped down and started walking out.

My co-worker started following me and the Boss asked her where she was
going. "I can't work in the dark!" she said.
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