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| Jokes :D; these may not be original but still funy | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 17 2004, 08:36 PM (54 Views) | |
| Starta | Aug 17 2004, 08:36 PM Post #1 |
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3 men are stranded on an island, james, john and jack.. They come across cannibles and the leader says "We will eat you unless you gather 10 of the same fruit each and stick them up your butt without crying, screaming, laughing or ANY facial expression.... Jack comes back from the forrest with apples, he manages 3 then twitches his lip.. They eat him... James comes back with grapes, he gets to the 9th one and then laughs... They eat him. The two men meet in heaven and jack says "Y did u laugh u were almost there" and james replies "I saw john coming thru a bush with water melons!" |
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| Go_PoD-SSC-- | Aug 17 2004, 08:39 PM Post #2 |
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It ^^^^is a snail...not a turd:)
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thats an oldie but a goodie!
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| Starta | Aug 17 2004, 08:48 PM Post #3 |
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A man walks into a doctors with a steering wheel down his pants Doc:how did that happen Guy: don't know but its drivin' me nuts! |
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| Starta | Aug 17 2004, 08:50 PM Post #4 |
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A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?" The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
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| Starta | Aug 17 2004, 08:53 PM Post #5 |
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Once upon a time, a blond became so sick of hearing blond jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!" The blond thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352." This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blond carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?" |
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| Urban | Aug 17 2004, 10:38 PM Post #6 |
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A blonde dying their hair...isnt that what they call artificial intelligence....?
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| DazzaD | Aug 18 2004, 12:48 AM Post #7 |
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Two blondes were walking thru a forest and got to the edge and saw two strange tracks on the ground. They argued for a while about what type of animal would make such tracks.........then the train hit them! lol |
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thats an oldie but a goodie!




12:44 AM Jul 12