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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 12 2004, 07:43 AM (43 Views) | |
| Susat=FMJ= | Aug 12 2004, 07:43 AM Post #1 |
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This guy walks in2 a pub, goes up to the barman and says "If I show u something that u've never seen b4, would u give me a free beer?". "Mate i'm a barman, i've seen everything there is, there is nothing u could show me that I haven't already seen" says the barman. Nether the less the barman agrees so the man produces a little box from his bag, opens it, pulls out a small piano and a little man, who then sits down and starts playing. "Bloody ell" says the barman and promptly gives the man his pint! Curiosity gets the better of the barman and he asks the man where he got the little fella and his piano from, so the man tells him about a lamp in a curiosity shop down the road and how, when the lamp is rubbed, out pops a genie and he grants u a wish. So the next day the barman is off down to the shop, finds the lamp, gives it a rub and POOF out pops said genie. "What is your wish oh master?" says the genie, " I wanna be rich!" says the barman "I wish for a million bucks". "It is done" says the genie and disapears back in his lamp. The barman is elated and heads home, when he gets to his house he opens the door and to his astonishment there are feathers everywhere! That night the man comes back in the bar. "Oi!" says the barman " I went to the shop, found the genie, asked for a million bucks but when i got home all i had was a million ducks!". The man looks at the barman and says dryly "You don't think I asked for a 12 inch pianist do you?"
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| Go_PoD-SSC-- | Aug 12 2004, 06:51 PM Post #2 |
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It ^^^^is a snail...not a turd:)
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LMAO!!!!....no make that PMSL!....and LMAO!!! |
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| feralist-ssc- | Aug 30 2004, 11:04 PM Post #3 |
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| DazzaD | Sep 3 2004, 12:28 PM Post #4 |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!!!!!!! |
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