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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 11 2004, 10:59 AM (75 Views) | |
| FOST | Aug 11 2004, 10:59 AM Post #1 |
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Fost of the Um Braged :D
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On a Transatlantic flight to London the passengers feel a sudden juddering ,followed by the sound of an explosion .Shortly afterwards the Captain comes on the intercom and says " Ladies and Gentleman ,I would like to advise you that we have Lost our number 4 engine .Please do not be alarmed ,This Plane is built to the highest standards and we can Fly and land safely on three engines ,but due to the loss of power we will now be arriving 30 minutes late at Heathrow" Just as he finishes speaking theres more Juddering and another explosion .Again the Captain comes on the intercom" Ah ladies and gentlemen ,there is no cause for alarm but we`ve just lost Number 2 engine ,However we are perfectly capable of flying and landing safely with only two engines,but we now will be an hour late at our destination " Again as he finishes there`s even more juddering and an explosion .Captain on intercom again" Well Folks there goes the number 3 engine PLEASE don`t panic ,I`ve been flying for many years and the cabin crew are all experienced ,We can EASILY fly and land on one Engine ,But we will now be " 2 hours late " Little old lady in first class is then heard to remark " I hope we don`t lose that last engine or we`ll be up here all night" |
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| Go_PoD-SSC-- | Aug 11 2004, 01:34 PM Post #2 |
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It ^^^^is a snail...not a turd:)
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OMG!....ROFLMAO!! |
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| Manimal-SSC- | Aug 11 2004, 05:22 PM Post #3 |
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Escape Artist :)
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LOL , good one m8
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| feralist-ssc- | Aug 30 2004, 11:05 PM Post #4 |
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| DazzaD | Sep 3 2004, 12:16 PM Post #5 |
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hahahahah ! |
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| Susat=FMJ= | Sep 3 2004, 12:39 PM Post #6 |
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LOL , good one m8



12:44 AM Jul 12