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| man in a ferrari; my first english joke | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 10 2004, 05:08 AM (51 Views) | |
| Viper-SSC- | Aug 10 2004, 05:08 AM Post #1 |
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A man got himself a brand new Ferrari and took it for a drive on the highway, He was going 120 km where 100 was allowed, then he saw a police car with the lights on in his mirror, just thinking I am much faster and he took his car up to 150km, and still he saw the lights. Then he did 200 km per hour and there was still the police following him. When he was speeding over 220 km and still saw the police car in his mirror he decided to pull over because it was to dangerous . The police officer got out and walked to the Ferrari and asked the driver to open his window. In a outraged voice he said: I had a very bad day so you must have a very good excuse letting me you go because I hate more paperwork for today. The speeding guy said with a calm voice: well sir my wife just left me for a other man, and I thought you where bringing her back to me. All the policeman said was: drive on mister. Viper
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| Go_PoD-SSC-- | Aug 10 2004, 10:31 AM Post #2 |
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It ^^^^is a snail...not a turd:)
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| Urban | Aug 10 2004, 04:32 PM Post #3 |
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| JudgeDread | Aug 10 2004, 08:47 PM Post #4 |
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ROFL Good one Viper!
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| DazzaD | Aug 11 2004, 01:22 AM Post #5 |
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Good 1 m8 !! lol
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| Manimal-SSC- | Aug 11 2004, 05:24 PM Post #6 |
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Escape Artist :)
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lol
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